...Yuck!

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:36:48 GMT
Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > fsdstudio@gmail.com clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >> On Mar 16, 7:55=A0am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >> productions.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Chocolate Skittles...bad, BAD idea! =A0These things are just all shades
> >>> of nasty flavored with the texture and chewiness of a traditional
> >>> fruit flavored skittles. =A0They taste sort of like chocolate / vanilla
> >>> / s'mores flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans...only more artificial
> >>> tasting. =A0They also leave this real nasty chemical aftertaste in your
> >>> mouth. =A0*blech*
> >>>
> >> Line extension is rarely a good idea - and it only works if it makes
> >> sense for the parent brand. Even if it's a good product, it just
> >> dilutes the parent brand, and if it sucks, it dilutes AND taints the
> >> brand.
> >>
> >> I haven't tried chocolate Skittles, but when I first saw them, I knew
> >> it was a mistake. Offering different fruit flavors makes sense for
> >> Skittles, because they "own" the fruit-flavored candy brand. Even
> >> their tagline - "Taste the rainbow" -- implies fruit, because those
> >> various colors are already associated with fruit flavors. So they can
> >> get away with extending their line from the "main" flavors to the
> >> "tropical" flavors, etc., without much of a penalty.
> >>
> >> It would have been better for them to introduce the chocolate Skittles
> >> as something completely separate -- different name and everything.
> >> That way when it sucks and then crashes and burns, it doesn't leave a
> >> scar on the Skittles brand.
> >>
> >> With all of the massive evidence already out there of how many
> >> companies just wind up competing for market share *with themselves*
> >> (soft drink industry, anyone?), you'd think these guys would learn
> >> that lesson.
> >>
> >>
> > Its the same tactic that Taco Bell, Jack in the Box etc uses. The public dosent eat because its
> > *hungry*. The public is always looking for the Next Big Thing, so theres 50,000 Jackinthebox sammys
> > and as many fucking ways to wrap up beans, meat & cheese in something remotely resembling
> > a AUTHENTIC MEXICAN wrapper for food. So you get tortillas used in ungoldy ways.
> > All to dupe a ignorant and easily distracted public into plopping down their dollar to see if its
> > going to take them to FOOD NIRVANA.
> > Marketing in America, once you understand it, will make you want to puke.
> > FYI
> > HTH
> > HAND
> Dude, have you ever tried a chalupa? I could care less if it's authentic
> Mexican food, ("authentic Mexican food" gives you the shits, why would I
> want that?) they are awesome! Definitely food nirvana right there. And
> the sour dough Jack is even better. I don't care that it's not a "real
> hamburger", it's one of my favorite foods.


<falls outta chair laughing>

Mheh...good one

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/31/military-report-secretly-recruit-or-hire-bloggers/

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:2u1uu31peut2bu8pnr40t2gnho27i8o9bl@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:53:26 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:20art318ooto37dv5qqginto9g69k05p0r@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:51:45 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:cp8qt3l2f6c1pbitv8miigd5rcttkvc0eh@4ax.com...
>>>>> Chocolate Skittles...bad, BAD idea! These things are just all shades
>>>>> of nasty flavored with the texture and chewiness of a traditional
>>>>> fruit flavored skittles. They taste sort of like chocolate / vanilla
>>>>> / s'mores flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans...only more artificial
>>>>> tasting. They also leave this real nasty chemical aftertaste in your
>>>>> mouth. *blech*
>>>>>
>>>>> If you wanna try something new that's GOOD go for the Quaker Chewy
>>>>> Dipps granola bars (on teh cereal aisle). Especially the peanut
>>>>> butter ones. Basically, imagine yourself a nice soft, chewy granola
>>>>> bar...now imagine it with a thin layer of peanut butter cup style
>>>>> peanut butter on the top and then dipped in milk
>>>>> chocolate...mmm...ain't nothin better. They basically taste like a
>>>>> candy bar that's sort of good for you (in that its got protein, carbs,
>>>>> fiber and calcium). I tend to think of them as kind of
>>>>> 'meal-on-the-go bars". They're 150 calories a bar so you can just eat
>>>>> two and a glass of milk and BOOM, there's yer breakfast.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tis the season for new grocery products though, so be sure to check
>>>>> out yer local supermarkets as they start putting out their new mods.
>>>>> There's gonna be LOTS of new products to check out.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>> Who took off your leash and allowed your stupid ass to read and reply
>>> to my posts, Trainable? You know your mom setup that net.nanny filter
>>> for a reason, so quit tryin to bypass it.
>>>
>>
>>Wh<COCK SLAP>
>
> Don't you talk back to me, Spittles. I really don't think you wanna
> find yourself over my knee again with your ass blistered in 38
> different directions.
>

*yawn*

 

On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 01:38:58 -0500
"MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com> wrote:

>
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> news:2u1uu31peut2bu8pnr40t2gnho27i8o9bl@4ax.com...
> > On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:53:26 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >>news:20art318ooto37dv5qqginto9g69k05p0r@4ax.com...
> >>> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:51:45 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >>>>news:cp8qt3l2f6c1pbitv8miigd5rcttkvc0eh@4ax.com...
> >>>>> Chocolate Skittles...bad, BAD idea! These things are just all shades
> >>>>> of nasty flavored with the texture and chewiness of a traditional
> >>>>> fruit flavored skittles. They taste sort of like chocolate / vanilla
> >>>>> / s'mores flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans...only more artificial
> >>>>> tasting. They also leave this real nasty chemical aftertaste in your
> >>>>> mouth. *blech*
> >>>>>
> >>>>> If you wanna try something new that's GOOD go for the Quaker Chewy
> >>>>> Dipps granola bars (on teh cereal aisle). Especially the peanut
> >>>>> butter ones. Basically, imagine yourself a nice soft, chewy granola
> >>>>> bar...now imagine it with a thin layer of peanut butter cup style
> >>>>> peanut butter on the top and then dipped in milk
> >>>>> chocolate...mmm...ain't nothin better. They basically taste like a
> >>>>> candy bar that's sort of good for you (in that its got protein, carbs,
> >>>>> fiber and calcium). I tend to think of them as kind of
> >>>>> 'meal-on-the-go bars". They're 150 calories a bar so you can just eat
> >>>>> two and a glass of milk and BOOM, there's yer breakfast.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Tis the season for new grocery products though, so be sure to check
> >>>>> out yer local supermarkets as they start putting out their new mods.
> >>>>> There's gonna be LOTS of new products to check out.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>W<COCK SLAP>
> >>>
> >>> Who took off your leash and allowed your stupid ass to read and reply
> >>> to my posts, Trainable? You know your mom setup that net.nanny filter
> >>> for a reason, so quit tryin to bypass it.
> >>>
> >>
> >>Wh<COCK SLAP>
> >
> > Don't you talk back to me, Spittles. I really don't think you wanna
> > find yourself over my knee again with your ass blistered in 38
> > different directions.
> >
>
> *yawn*
>
Maddie got spanked by his folks too much as a child

--
www.ohmproject.org

 

On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 08:34:12 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 01:38:58 -0500
>"MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> news:2u1uu31peut2bu8pnr40t2gnho27i8o9bl@4ax.com...
>> > On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:53:26 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> >>news:20art318ooto37dv5qqginto9g69k05p0r@4ax.com...
>> >>> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:51:45 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> >>>>news:cp8qt3l2f6c1pbitv8miigd5rcttkvc0eh@4ax.com...
>> >>>>> Chocolate Skittles...bad, BAD idea! These things are just all shades
>> >>>>> of nasty flavored with the texture and chewiness of a traditional
>> >>>>> fruit flavored skittles. They taste sort of like chocolate / vanilla
>> >>>>> / s'mores flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans...only more artificial
>> >>>>> tasting. They also leave this real nasty chemical aftertaste in your
>> >>>>> mouth. *blech*
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> If you wanna try something new that's GOOD go for the Quaker Chewy
>> >>>>> Dipps granola bars (on teh cereal aisle). Especially the peanut
>> >>>>> butter ones. Basically, imagine yourself a nice soft, chewy granola
>> >>>>> bar...now imagine it with a thin layer of peanut butter cup style
>> >>>>> peanut butter on the top and then dipped in milk
>> >>>>> chocolate...mmm...ain't nothin better. They basically taste like a
>> >>>>> candy bar that's sort of good for you (in that its got protein, carbs,
>> >>>>> fiber and calcium). I tend to think of them as kind of
>> >>>>> 'meal-on-the-go bars". They're 150 calories a bar so you can just eat
>> >>>>> two and a glass of milk and BOOM, there's yer breakfast.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Tis the season for new grocery products though, so be sure to check
>> >>>>> out yer local supermarkets as they start putting out their new mods.
>> >>>>> There's gonna be LOTS of new products to check out.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>> >>>
>> >>> Who took off your leash and allowed your stupid ass to read and reply
>> >>> to my posts, Trainable? You know your mom setup that net.nanny filter
>> >>> for a reason, so quit tryin to bypass it.
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>Wh<COCK SLAP>
>> >
>> > Don't you talk back to me, Spittles. I really don't think you wanna
>> > find yourself over my knee again with your ass blistered in 38
>> > different directions.
>> >
>>
>> *yawn*
>>
>Maddie got spanked by his folks too much as a child

My parents didn't believe in spanking actually, or at least they never
needed to because we were all intelligent, well behaved
children...with you drooling retards though, well, I think physical
force is about the only way for you idiots to get it through yer thick
skulls.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 01:38:58 -0500, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:2u1uu31peut2bu8pnr40t2gnho27i8o9bl@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:53:26 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>news:20art318ooto37dv5qqginto9g69k05p0r@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:51:45 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:cp8qt3l2f6c1pbitv8miigd5rcttkvc0eh@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Chocolate Skittles...bad, BAD idea! These things are just all shades
>>>>>> of nasty flavored with the texture and chewiness of a traditional
>>>>>> fruit flavored skittles. They taste sort of like chocolate / vanilla
>>>>>> / s'mores flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans...only more artificial
>>>>>> tasting. They also leave this real nasty chemical aftertaste in your
>>>>>> mouth. *blech*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you wanna try something new that's GOOD go for the Quaker Chewy
>>>>>> Dipps granola bars (on teh cereal aisle). Especially the peanut
>>>>>> butter ones. Basically, imagine yourself a nice soft, chewy granola
>>>>>> bar...now imagine it with a thin layer of peanut butter cup style
>>>>>> peanut butter on the top and then dipped in milk
>>>>>> chocolate...mmm...ain't nothin better. They basically taste like a
>>>>>> candy bar that's sort of good for you (in that its got protein, carbs,
>>>>>> fiber and calcium). I tend to think of them as kind of
>>>>>> 'meal-on-the-go bars". They're 150 calories a bar so you can just eat
>>>>>> two and a glass of milk and BOOM, there's yer breakfast.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tis the season for new grocery products though, so be sure to check
>>>>>> out yer local supermarkets as they start putting out their new mods.
>>>>>> There's gonna be LOTS of new products to check out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>> Who took off your leash and allowed your stupid ass to read and reply
>>>> to my posts, Trainable? You know your mom setup that net.nanny filter
>>>> for a reason, so quit tryin to bypass it.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wh<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> Don't you talk back to me, Spittles. I really don't think you wanna
>> find yourself over my knee again with your ass blistered in 38
>> different directions.
>>
>
>*ya<WHACK>

You just let me know how many spankings you need, little girl.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:39 -0800
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 08:34:12 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 01:38:58 -0500
> >"MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >> news:2u1uu31peut2bu8pnr40t2gnho27i8o9bl@4ax.com...
> >> > On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:53:26 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >> >>news:20art318ooto37dv5qqginto9g69k05p0r@4ax.com...
> >> >>> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:51:45 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
> >> >>> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >> >>>>news:cp8qt3l2f6c1pbitv8miigd5rcttkvc0eh@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>> Chocolate Skittles...bad, BAD idea! These things are just all shades
> >> >>>>> of nasty flavored with the texture and chewiness of a traditional
> >> >>>>> fruit flavored skittles. They taste sort of like chocolate / vanilla
> >> >>>>> / s'mores flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans...only more artificial
> >> >>>>> tasting. They also leave this real nasty chemical aftertaste in your
> >> >>>>> mouth. *blech*
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> If you wanna try something new that's GOOD go for the Quaker Chewy
> >> >>>>> Dipps granola bars (on teh cereal aisle). Especially the peanut
> >> >>>>> butter ones. Basically, imagine yourself a nice soft, chewy granola
> >> >>>>> bar...now imagine it with a thin layer of peanut butter cup style
> >> >>>>> peanut butter on the top and then dipped in milk
> >> >>>>> chocolate...mmm...ain't nothin better. They basically taste like a
> >> >>>>> candy bar that's sort of good for you (in that its got protein, carbs,
> >> >>>>> fiber and calcium). I tend to think of them as kind of
> >> >>>>> 'meal-on-the-go bars". They're 150 calories a bar so you can just eat
> >> >>>>> two and a glass of milk and BOOM, there's yer breakfast.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Tis the season for new grocery products though, so be sure to check
> >> >>>>> out yer local supermarkets as they start putting out their new mods.
> >> >>>>> There's gonna be LOTS of new products to check out.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>W<COCK SLAP>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Who took off your leash and allowed your stupid ass to read and reply
> >> >>> to my posts, Trainable? You know your mom setup that net.nanny filter
> >> >>> for a reason, so quit tryin to bypass it.
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >>Wh<COCK SLAP>
> >> >
> >> > Don't you talk back to me, Spittles. I really don't think you wanna
> >> > find yourself over my knee again with your ass blistered in 38
> >> > different directions.
> >> >
> >>
> >> *yawn*
> >>
> >Maddie got spanked by his folks too much as a child
>
> My parents didn't believe in spanking actually,

I see. No structure or discipline at home.


> or at least they never
> needed to because we were all intelligent,

SNARF

> well behaved

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

> children...with you drooling retards though, well, I think physical
> force is about the only way for you idiots to get it through yer thick
> skulls.
>

Interesting. FOr a guy who claims to have "never been hit by mommy" you sure seem anxious to use the capital punishment!
Tell me about your muddah...und sitz on de couch...

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/11/bushs-approval-rating-at-all-time-low-of-28-percent/

 

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:11:41 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>> My parents didn't believe in spanking actually,

>I see. No structure or discipline at home.

Oh we had structure and discipline...it just wasn't based upon brute
force and physical violence like it apparently was in your fucked up
family. It's actually pretty damn scary that you can't even REALIZE
structure and discipline WITHOUT physical beatings.

>> or at least they never
>> needed to because we were all intelligent,

>SNARF

Uh huh:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/3-R's.jpg

>> well behaved

>BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm sure it seems hard to believe using your own sordid upbringing as
a basis of comparison.

>> children...with you drooling retards though, well, I think physical
>> force is about the only way for you idiots to get it through yer thick
>> skulls.

>Interesting. FOr a guy who claims to have "never been hit by mommy" you sure seem anxious to use the capital punishment!

Only on the stupid and only because the way I was brought up doesn't
seem effective against your kind. And trust me, it's not with a lack
of trying. I've spent YEARS trying with your species, but yer just
too damn stupid. So stupid in fact that I don't even recognize those
like yourself as being apart of the human race. I'm entirely
convinced that those of your mentality are simply chromosomal
deficients, backwards mutations in the gene pool at best.

>Tell me about your muddah...und sitz on de couch...

I'd prefer to lay on the couch...with YOUR mom. Then we'll talk about
the beatings YOU received as a child. Did she, did she molest you as
well? Show us on the dolly where mommy touched you, Babywulfcub. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:11:41 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >> My parents didn't believe in spanking actually,
>
> >I see. No structure or discipline at home.
>
> Oh we had structure and discipline...it just wasn't based upon brute
> force and physical violence

So you were in a cult.
Interesting.

> like it apparently was in your fucked up
> family. It's actually pretty damn scary that you can't even REALIZE
> structure and discipline WITHOUT physical beatings.
>

So you P|-|33r m3?
Heh, I rule & stuff

> >> or at least they never
> >> needed to because we were all intelligent,
>
> >SNARF
>
> Uh huh:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/3-R's.jpg
>
You bastard, I'm using my funky off-line newsfeeder.
I'll let you know how much I enjoy your "artwork" when next we meet!
Untill then, victolly & all that...

> >> well behaved
>
> >BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> I'm sure it seems hard to believe using your own sordid upbringing as
> a basis of comparison.
>
Yo dog, thats how my fambly rolled.
I'M FROM THE STREETS YO!

> >> children...with you drooling retards though, well, I think physical
> >> force is about the only way for you idiots to get it through yer thick
> >> skulls.
>
> >Interesting. FOr a guy who claims to have "never been hit by mommy" you sure seem anxious to use >>>the capital punishment!
>
> Only on the stupid

Admitted self abuse noted and confirmed!

> and only because the way I was brought up doesn't
> seem effective against your kind.

Yep, we're near immune to your aws0m3 p0w3rs :0)

> And trust me, it's not with a lack
> of trying.

Tilting at windmills noted.

> I've spent YEARS trying with your species, but yer just
> too damn stupid.

You say "stupid". I say resistant to force.
You might take a page from the gubmint and
try some waterboarding.
HTH

> So stupid in fact that I don't even recognize those
> like yourself as being apart of the human race.

I'll take *that* as a compliment.
You are TOO kind.

> I'm entirely
> convinced that those of your mentality are simply chromosomal
> deficients, backwards mutations in the gene pool at best.
>
My mutation beats your mutation...

> >Tell me about your muddah...und sitz on de couch...
>
> I'd prefer to lay on the couch...with YOUR mom.

So your kink is really really old women?
Well...at least you're opening up about it.
Do continue.

> Then we'll talk about
> the beatings YOU received as a child. Did she, did she molest you as
> well?

Nope. Mom was the one asking dad to show some restraint when he
used the belt

> Show us on the dolly where mommy touched you, Babywulfcub. ^_^
>
In my heart where all mommies touch their loved ones Maddie
Where else?

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???hw??f wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> waters of pure thought with:
>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:11:41 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>> Interesting. FOr a guy who claims to have "never been hit by mommy"
>>> you sure seem anxious to use >>>the capital punishment!
>>
>> Only on the stupid
>
> Admitted self abuse noted and confirmed!

Okay, now that was lame.

>> Show us on the dolly where mommy touched you, Babywulfcub. ^_^
>>
> In my heart where all mommies touch their loved ones Maddie
> Where else?

That's cute. Wierd, but a good way to turn a flame back on someone.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter