You've Got to Hand It to Amurrican Teevee News

If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
early.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

We feel America went off the track politically
sometime in August of 1776.

< _After Things Fell Apart_

 

Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>early.

I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
beautiful, man. *sniff*

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>early.
>
>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>beautiful, man. *sniff*

The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
since 1993.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

> Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>early.
>
> I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
> whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
> this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
> beautiful, man. *sniff*

We'll have the Usenet historians release a collected edition with
commentary and notes someday . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.
Candy: What sacred bird?
Guru: *Any* sacred bird.

< _Candy_

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>early.
>>
>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>
> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
> since 1993.

Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.

<wheeze>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.
Candy: What sacred bird?
Guru: *Any* sacred bird.

< _Candy_

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>early.
>>>
>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>
>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>> since 1993.
>
>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>
><wheeze>

we need better marketing.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>>early.
>>>>
>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>
>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>> since 1993.
>>
>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>
>><wheeze>
>
>we need better marketing.

Pay me money and I will leave.

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> bloviated:
>
>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>>>early.
>>>>>
>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>
>>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>> since 1993.
>>>
>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>
>>><wheeze>
>>
>>we need better marketing.
>
> Pay me money and I will leave.

That technique sounds familiar.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>>early.
>>>>
>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>
>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>> since 1993.
>>
>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>
>><wheeze>
>
> we need better marketing.

I've tried false promises of chocolate before.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:52:01 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>
>>>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>> since 1993.
>>>>
>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>
>>>><wheeze>
>>>
>>>we need better marketing.
>>
>> Pay me money and I will leave.
>
>That technique sounds familiar.

Bush?

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:55:52 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:52:01 -0500, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>>> since 1993.
>>>>>
>>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>>
>>>>><wheeze>
>>>>
>>>>we need better marketing.
>>>
>>> Pay me money and I will leave.
>>
>>That technique sounds familiar.
>
> Bush?

We're _payin'_ 'im but he _ain't_ _goin'_.

Wasn't there a contract?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

We feel America went off the track politically
sometime in August of 1776.

< _After Things Fell Apart_

 

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:08:05 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:55:52 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:52:01 -0500, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>>>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>>>> since 1993.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><wheeze>
>>>>>
>>>>>we need better marketing.
>>>>
>>>> Pay me money and I will leave.
>>>
>>>That technique sounds familiar.
>>
>> Bush?
>
>We're _payin'_ 'im but he _ain't_ _goin'_.
>
>Wasn't there a contract?

That was Newt & The Pollywogs

 

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5rSdnU9S7tRHLMPanZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> > bloviated:
> >
> >>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G
<godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive
anything
> >>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen,
then you
> >>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two
years
> >>>>>>early.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
> >>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries
like
> >>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
> >>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
> >>>>
> >>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
> >>>> since 1993.
> >>>
> >>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
> >>>
> >>><wheeze>
> >>
> >>we need better marketing.
> >
> > Pay me money and I will leave.
>
> That technique sounds familiar.

Foul Ol' Ron and cohorts do it all the time.

Smee

>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> You want a job and a lizard to ride?
>
> < _The Einstein Intersection_
>
>

 

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:28:33 +0000, pscissons wrote:

> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:5rSdnU9S7tRHLMPanZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>
>> On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> > bloviated:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> >>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G
> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>> >>>> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive
> anything
>> >>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen,
> then you
>> >>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two
> years
>> >>>>>>early.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>> >>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries
> like
>> >>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>> >>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>> >>>> since 1993.
>> >>>
>> >>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>> >>>
>> >>><wheeze>
>> >>
>> >>we need better marketing.
>> >
>> > Pay me money and I will leave.
>>
>> That technique sounds familiar.
>
> Foul Ol' Ron and cohorts do it all the time.
>
> Smee

I was thinking of him, too.

"_What's_ that _smell_?"

"Buggrit! millenium hand and shrimp!"

I hear violinists at restaurants use the same tactic sometimes, although
if I was at a restaurant and a violinist came strolling up to _me_, or
anyone else for that matter, without being tossed or arrested, I'd never
go back.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

mimus wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:28:33 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>
>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:5rSdnU9S7tRHLMPanZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>
>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G
>>
>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive
>>
>>anything
>>
>>>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen,
>>
>>then you
>>
>>>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two
>>
>>years
>>
>>>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries
>>
>>like
>>
>>>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>>>>since 1993.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><wheeze>
>>>>>
>>>>>we need better marketing.
>>>>
>>>>Pay me money and I will leave.
>>>
>>>That technique sounds familiar.
>>
>>Foul Ol' Ron and cohorts do it all the time.
>>
>>Smee
>
> I was thinking of him, too.
>
> "_What's_ that _smell_?"
>
> "Buggrit! millenium hand and shrimp!"
>
> I hear violinists at restaurants use the same tactic sometimes, although
> if I was at a restaurant and a violinist came strolling up to _me_, or
> anyone else for that matter, without being tossed or arrested, I'd never
> go back.
>
I've long harbored the thought that the local mexican restaurant brings
the wandering mariachi band in on friday and saturday to shift business
toward midweek.

--
nuts

 

Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive anything
>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen, then you
>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two years
>>>early.
>>
>> I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>> whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries like
>> this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>> beautiful, man. *sniff*
>
>We'll have the Usenet historians release a collected edition with
>commentary and notes someday . . . .

Can I don the commentary? I'll be SOOO funny@.

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

 

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:24:26 -0500, mixed nuts
<melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>mimus wrote:
>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:28:33 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>>
>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:5rSdnU9S7tRHLMPanZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G
>>>
>>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive
>>>
>>>anything
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen,
>>>
>>>then you
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two
>>>
>>>years
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries
>>>
>>>like
>>>
>>>>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>>>>>since 1993.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><wheeze>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>we need better marketing.
>>>>>
>>>>>Pay me money and I will leave.
>>>>
>>>>That technique sounds familiar.
>>>
>>>Foul Ol' Ron and cohorts do it all the time.
>>>
>>>Smee
>>
>> I was thinking of him, too.
>>
>> "_What's_ that _smell_?"
>>
>> "Buggrit! millenium hand and shrimp!"
>>
>> I hear violinists at restaurants use the same tactic sometimes, although
>> if I was at a restaurant and a violinist came strolling up to _me_, or
>> anyone else for that matter, without being tossed or arrested, I'd never
>> go back.
>>
>I've long harbored the thought that the local mexican restaurant brings
>the wandering mariachi band in on friday and saturday to shift business
>toward midweek.

we had an awesome little mariachi group come up to our table in
cozumel. we paid them TO STAY for hours.

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On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:33:54 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:24:26 -0500, mixed nuts
> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>
>>mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:28:33 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>>>
>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:5rSdnU9S7tRHLMPanZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>
>>>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive
>>>>
>>>>anything
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen,
>>>>
>>>>then you
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two
>>>>
>>>>years
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries
>>>>
>>>>like
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>>>>>>since 1993.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><wheeze>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>we need better marketing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pay me money and I will leave.
>>>>>
>>>>>That technique sounds familiar.
>>>>
>>>>Foul Ol' Ron and cohorts do it all the time.
>>>>
>>>>Smee
>>>
>>> I was thinking of him, too.
>>>
>>> "_What's_ that _smell_?"
>>>
>>> "Buggrit! millenium hand and shrimp!"
>>>
>>> I hear violinists at restaurants use the same tactic sometimes, although
>>> if I was at a restaurant and a violinist came strolling up to _me_, or
>>> anyone else for that matter, without being tossed or arrested, I'd never
>>> go back.
>>
>>I've long harbored the thought that the local mexican restaurant brings
>>the wandering mariachi band in on friday and saturday to shift business
>>toward midweek.
>
> we had an awesome little mariachi group come up to our table in
> cozumel. we paid them TO STAY for hours.

You've been to Cozumel? where are our presents?

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On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:03:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:33:54 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:24:26 -0500, mixed nuts
>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>
>>>mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:28:33 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:5rSdnU9S7tRHLMPanZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:51 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:31:32 -0500, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:34:32 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:26:25 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:55:49 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>
>>>>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If there isn't enough "celebrity" and sports "news" to drive
>>>>>
>>>>>anything
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>serious down to a single silent line at the bottom of the screen,
>>>>>
>>>>>then you
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>can always start feverishly handicapping the Presidential race two
>>>>>
>>>>>years
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>early.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I understand the old adage that "brevity is the soul of wit," or
>>>>>>>>>>>whatever, but you should really consider making little commentaries
>>>>>
>>>>>like
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>this into elaborate, long-winded troll posts. That was fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>beautiful, man. *sniff*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>The Flonk: packing as much "meaning" into as small a space possible
>>>>>>>>>>since 1993.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Due to lack of stamina secondary to age and smoking.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><wheeze>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>we need better marketing.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Pay me money and I will leave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That technique sounds familiar.
>>>>>
>>>>>Foul Ol' Ron and cohorts do it all the time.
>>>>>
>>>>>Smee
>>>>
>>>> I was thinking of him, too.
>>>>
>>>> "_What's_ that _smell_?"
>>>>
>>>> "Buggrit! millenium hand and shrimp!"
>>>>
>>>> I hear violinists at restaurants use the same tactic sometimes, although
>>>> if I was at a restaurant and a violinist came strolling up to _me_, or
>>>> anyone else for that matter, without being tossed or arrested, I'd never
>>>> go back.
>>>
>>>I've long harbored the thought that the local mexican restaurant brings
>>>the wandering mariachi band in on friday and saturday to shift business
>>>toward midweek.
>>
>> we had an awesome little mariachi group come up to our table in
>> cozumel. we paid them TO STAY for hours.
>
>You've been to Cozumel? where are our presents?

that was like 8 or 9 years ago. nyah.

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