What's your favorite memory as a kid?

The smell in the air of burning leaves.

 

Moving to Park Avenue.

Feeding my goldfish, Abraham.

Meeting Nancy Reagan, who told me to "just say no" to drugs.

Eating ice cream with Mr. Drummond.

Oh wait.....that was Diff'rent Strokes.



I loved playing outside with my friends, going for long bike rides, swimming at the pool, playing "One, two, three o'clock" and "smear the queer", sledding, being pulled around the lake on a tobbogan behind a pickup and falling off the damn thing at about 25 mph, eating hot dogs and s'mores made on the campfire, fishing with dad, and basically just enjoying being a kid.

Good times. Good memories.

 

Do you think your goldfish would be able to eat all of Abraham? Sounds like quite a bit for a goldfish to swallow.

 

What chu talkin' about, Willis?

 

A past life memory of watching Sitting Bull get his just desserts.

 

A past life memory of watching Custer get his just desserts..


hahahaha

 

Custer was an arogant dumbass. He should have brought the Gatling guns with him.
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He shoulda stayed in bed in merry old England and minded his own biz...

 

Why do you hate illegal immigrants so much?
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I don't... As long as they aint killing people to "secure resources".

 

What if they're killing people to rob them or in the course of other illegal actions?

 

Not a fan of intentional killing for any reason.. It diminishes us all.

 

This brings to mind an episode of Deadwood. The local school teacher invited Calamity Jane to her class so that she may share her experience as a schout for Custer's army. Jane showed up drunk, which was her want at all times. Standing before the classroom, cow eyed children stare back at her, the teacher (a prude) stands with baited breath anticipating the worse out of Jane's mouth. At length Jane speaks...

"Custer was a c@nt! The end!"