Well, Aren't I Popular These Days

Don't fight it, Slipped Moebius...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Jan 10, 6:51 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 05:33:33 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>
>>
>>
>> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >On Jan 8, 11:03 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> >productions.net> wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>
>> >> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> >> >productions.net> wrote:
>> >> >> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
>>
>> >> >> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
>> >> >> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
>> >> >> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's
>> >> >> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry
>> >> >> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at
>> >> >> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and
>> >> >> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I
>> >> >> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL
>> >> >I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
>>
>> >> Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck?
>>
>> >> That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential
>> >> idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye!
>>
>> >So you're not dead?
>>
>> Seems to me it's you who might be a bit dead...brain dead that is.
>>
>
>Indeed! But you're a dumbo poop head, so we shalt be friends. On with
>the treacle!

Aisle 732, lol?

--
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--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:37:00 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:55:55 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>productions.net> wrote:
>>>>> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
>>>>>
>>>>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
>>>>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
>>>>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's
>>>>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry
>>>>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at
>>>>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and
>>>>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I
>>>>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL
>>>
>>>>I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
>>>
>>>Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck?
>>>
>>>That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential
>>>idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye!
>
>>I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of
>>your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality.
>
>Not at all, your need to lash out and to try and "get back" at me is
>perfectly understandable, especially regarding outright fantasy based
>on little more than the failed lames of long net.dead poser class
>flame artist wannabes. It's all you have really, delusions and
>fantasies about me, it's just your coping mechanism is all, no need to
>apologize for your human deficiency.
>
>>That must not have felt too good.
>
>From your very limited perspective I'm sure you found them to be quite
>scathing, much in the way that a retard will giggle in stupor when
>they call someone a "dumbo poop head".
>
>>I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for you.
>
>It's okay, if anyone ever tells me to "get a life" I can just tell
>them that I have yours. ^_^
>
>>Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect
>>your real weaknesss.
>
>Yeah, my inability to give a fuck...it's like my fuckin kryptonite.
>
>>I hope you find acceptance of yourself and forgiveness.
>
>I love the way you Mary Sue your bumbling attempts at verbal combat.
>
>>You have great potential to be a real human being and
>>connect with others.
>
>Hell yeah, just ask yer mom, I "connect" with that bitch just about
>every night. Wanna hear some stories about her?
>
>>Be well.
>
>Be fucked, sincerely.
>

I appreciate your raw emotional expression and understand the pain it
is directed from. I forgive you for your attempts to insult me. You
are a special individual and deserve love and support.

Be well.

Jade

 

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:18:37 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:37:00 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:55:55 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>>><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
>>>>>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
>>>>>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's
>>>>>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry
>>>>>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at
>>>>>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and
>>>>>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I
>>>>>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL
>>>>
>>>>>I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
>>>>
>>>>Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck?
>>>>
>>>>That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential
>>>>idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye!
>>
>>>I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of
>>>your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality.
>>
>>Not at all, your need to lash out and to try and "get back" at me is
>>perfectly understandable, especially regarding outright fantasy based
>>on little more than the failed lames of long net.dead poser class
>>flame artist wannabes. It's all you have really, delusions and
>>fantasies about me, it's just your coping mechanism is all, no need to
>>apologize for your human deficiency.
>>
>>>That must not have felt too good.
>>
>>From your very limited perspective I'm sure you found them to be quite
>>scathing, much in the way that a retard will giggle in stupor when
>>they call someone a "dumbo poop head".
>>
>>>I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for you.
>>
>>It's okay, if anyone ever tells me to "get a life" I can just tell
>>them that I have yours. ^_^
>>
>>>Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect
>>>your real weaknesss.
>>
>>Yeah, my inability to give a fuck...it's like my fuckin kryptonite.
>>
>>>I hope you find acceptance of yourself and forgiveness.
>>
>>I love the way you Mary Sue your bumbling attempts at verbal combat.
>>
>>>You have great potential to be a real human being and
>>>connect with others.
>>
>>Hell yeah, just ask yer mom, I "connect" with that bitch just about
>>every night. Wanna hear some stories about her?
>>
>>>Be well.
>>
>>Be fucked, sincerely.
>>
>
>I app<COCK SLAP>

You tried that lame and failed already, trust me, it's not gonna
magically become any less fuckin retarded the second time you fumble
it out of yer shit encrusted ass. Let me know when you manage to make
your dribbling froth worth reading, until then you'll have to settle
for having my cock slapped across yer idiot face.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>YHBT. No won works at Wall-Mart (that would admit it, LOL), except for
>fifteen-year-olds whose parents forced them get a job to "earn their
>keep,"

Wal*Mart doesn't hire anyone under 18 (except in very rare
circumstances). Most of the people who work at Wal*Mart are college
kids or "the new middle class".

>and old ladies in their sixties with jail tattoos that say "Fred"
>on their forearms.

....how the fuck many old ladies with tattoos are YOU aware of? I'm
not sure how they do things over in Retard Town where you live, but in
most places...that's practically unheard of.

> Like, seriously,

Like, seriously, you like, totally sound like, yer like, a tweenage
muppet fuck whose like, parents are using like, the Internet as your
like, babysitter.


>could you picture a grown man (even
>though he may or may not enjoy wearing diapers) actively participating
>in the "Wal-Mart chant" every morning, LOL?

First of all, Dumbfuck, the meetings are optional, in case it skipped
yer stupid ass the page says "all AVAILABLE associates"...so if yer
busy doin somethin, chances are you aren't gonna stop what yer doin
and walk halfway across the store just to hear the latest stock figure
and what departments did what in sales the other day. Then again, if
you want a lil break from working, the meetings are a great way to
take one.

And trust me, Kiddo, no one takes the "Wal-Mart chant" as seriously as
you'd like to imagine, for most of us it's like a fun joke and an even
funnier one when we mess it up (sometimes on purpose). I think the
funniest one was the "War-Mart" chant that Deborah did. Of course a
lot of times we abbreviate the chant to just "Wal*Mart!" or we just
skip it altogether. It's really not something that anybody invests
much dedication to, it's just for fun.

>Besides...so the guy critiques websites. So what? So, he's not allowed
>to give friendly (albeit, somewhat obsessive) advice to a novice who
>might be taking "food" (read: "Fritos" and "Chicken in a Biskit") off of
>his table some time in the imminent future?

What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?

>I'd say emailing the client was a bit much,

Not really, I email peoples clients all the time, whether I'm even
aware of the client or not. If someone's got a shit website...I'll
tell em. And in a lot of cases after I review their site, they'll pay
me to fix it and in some cases to redo the whole thing.

>if I were not an expert on trolling,

Which you aren't.

> and could not easily see the obvious humour inherent in trying
>to sway somewon who has already paid for the services, LOL LOL LOL.

I actually feel bad for a lot of them, especially the ones who paid
thousands of dollars only to find out that what they really got was a
$12.99 Flash template.

>Sometimes, you "Usenet" types amuse me, but then again, I still get a
>kick out of movies in which a bumbling but earnest teenager must dress
>as a member of the opposite sex in order to gain acceptance into a
>prestigious school or sports team.

Then again maybe you've just got a fetish for transgenders. Do be
sure and let us know when you decide to come on out of yer closet.

>So, go on and be trolled by this "diaper-wearing" (LOL)

I'd wear a diaper for your mom...mmmm...hell I'd wear a pair of pink
frilly panties and a parking cone on my head for yer mom...I mean that
bitch is some prime real estate if you know what I mean. *wink*

>"web designer" (LOL, yeah right!).

I designed a site for your mom, wanna see it?

>We'll just be sitting back and laughing at the rest of yous.

Retarding back into the sheeple mentality for support I see.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> wrote:

<SNIP STUFF>

> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?

I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like Chicken...
I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22 years
of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
<SNIP OTHER STUFF>

 

Jonathan Herr wrote:
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>
> <SNIP STUFF>
>
>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>
> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like Chicken...
> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22 years
> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>
>
I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.

 

"Rev Turd Fredericks" <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote in message
news:nHAij.259578$uv7.22795@fe05.news.easynews.com...
> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> > news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
> >> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >
> > <SNIP STUFF>
> >
> >> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
> >
> > I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
Chicken...
> > I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
> > Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22
years
> > of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
> > <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
> >
> >
> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.

I mean don't take it in a bad way. It's just that I've had only 1 cavity
and I attribute that to the fact that I can't/couldn't eat many of the
sugary candies out there.

 

Jonathan Herr wrote:
> "Rev Turd Fredericks" <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote in message
> news:nHAij.259578$uv7.22795@fe05.news.easynews.com...
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>
>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
> Chicken...
>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22
> years
>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>
>>>
>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>
> I mean don't take it in a bad way. It's just that I've had only 1 cavity
> and I attribute that to the fact that I can't/couldn't eat many of the
> sugary candies out there.
>

I do eat sugary candies, albeit rarely, but when i do, i don't think
about it, I just brush regularly (and properly).

 

Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:

> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>> "Rev Turd Fredericks" <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote in message
>> news:nHAij.259578$uv7.22795@fe05.news.easynews.com...
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
message
>>>> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>>
>>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"? I believe it's a sort of
>>>>> snackfood that supposedly tastes like Chicken...
>>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22
>>>> years of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>>
>> I mean don't take it in a bad way. It's just that I've had only 1 cavity
>> and I attribute that to the fact that I can't/couldn't eat many of the
>> sugary candies out there.
>>
>
> I do eat sugary candies, albeit rarely, but when i do, i don't think
> about it, I just brush regularly (and properly).

Side to side with a wire brush?
--
Tim Weaver

"We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
-Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"

 

Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>
>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>
>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>
>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like Chicken...
>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22
>> years
>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>
>>
> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.

47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.

--
Froz...

Lits Slut#9

 

On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:45:00 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:18:37 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:37:00 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:55:55 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>>>><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>>productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
>>>>>>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
>>>>>>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's
>>>>>>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry
>>>>>>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at
>>>>>>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and
>>>>>>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I
>>>>>>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>>>I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something.
>>>>>
>>>>>Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck?
>>>>>
>>>>>That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential
>>>>>idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye!
>>>
>>>>I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of
>>>>your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality.
>>>
>>>Not at all, your need to lash out and to try and "get back" at me is
>>>perfectly understandable, especially regarding outright fantasy based
>>>on little more than the failed lames of long net.dead poser class
>>>flame artist wannabes. It's all you have really, delusions and
>>>fantasies about me, it's just your coping mechanism is all, no need to
>>>apologize for your human deficiency.
>>>
>>>>That must not have felt too good.
>>>
>>>From your very limited perspective I'm sure you found them to be quite
>>>scathing, much in the way that a retard will giggle in stupor when
>>>they call someone a "dumbo poop head".
>>>
>>>>I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for you.
>>>
>>>It's okay, if anyone ever tells me to "get a life" I can just tell
>>>them that I have yours. ^_^
>>>
>>>>Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect
>>>>your real weaknesss.
>>>
>>>Yeah, my inability to give a fuck...it's like my fuckin kryptonite.
>>>
>>>>I hope you find acceptance of yourself and forgiveness.
>>>
>>>I love the way you Mary Sue your bumbling attempts at verbal combat.
>>>
>>>>You have great potential to be a real human being and
>>>>connect with others.
>>>
>>>Hell yeah, just ask yer mom, I "connect" with that bitch just about
>>>every night. Wanna hear some stories about her?
>>>
>>>>Be well.
>>>
>>>Be fucked, sincerely.
>>>
>>
>>I app<COCK SLAP>
>
>You tried that lame and failed already, trust me, it's not gonna
>magically become any less fuckin retarded the second time you fumble
>it out of yer shit encrusted ass. Let me know when you manage to make
>your dribbling froth worth reading, until then you'll have to settle
>for having my cock slapped across yer idiot face.
>

Hi Matt,
You are clearly having a difficult time understanding my posts here. I
am sure that is my fault for not communicating clearly. I am
expressing sympathy for your situation and wishing you well.

I am sorry you feel that I am somehow trying to insult or flame you. I
can understand your insecurity though.

The offer of a sexual relationship is kind of flattering, even though
it was too aggressive and clumsy. I am in a committed relationship, so
I will have to decline. I am sure there is a woman out there who is
right for you, but you might try a more polite and sublte approach to
courting her. She will want to get to know you personally before that
kind of intimacy is possible.

Be well.

Jade



> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

FrozenNorth wrote:
> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>
>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>
>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
>>> Chicken...
>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all
>>> 22 years
>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>
>>>
>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>
> 47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.
>

Did you grow up in Toronto? My one cavity was so benign, just a little
pit which was filled with a tiny little filling barely the size of a pin
head, until I let a dentist attempt to replace it some 25 years after
the original filling. He botched the job and I ended up losing the whole
tooth.

 

Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on January 14, 2008
04:41 pm and wrote the following:

> FrozenNorth wrote:
>> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>> message news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>>
>>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>>
>>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
>>>> Chicken...
>>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all
>>>> 22 years
>>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>>
>> 47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.
>>
>
> Did you grow up in Toronto? My one cavity was so benign, just a little
> pit which was filled with a tiny little filling barely the size of a pin
> head, until I let a dentist attempt to replace it some 25 years after
> the original filling. He botched the job and I ended up losing the whole
> tooth.

Up until I was 4 I was in Winnipeg, after that Mississauga, didn't actually
move into Toronto till 1995.

--
Lits Slut #9
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

 

FrozenNorth wrote:
> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on January 14, 2008
> 04:41 pm and wrote the following:
>
>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> message news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>>>
>>>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
>>>>> Chicken...
>>>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all
>>>>> 22 years
>>>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>>> 47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.
>>>
>> Did you grow up in Toronto? My one cavity was so benign, just a little
>> pit which was filled with a tiny little filling barely the size of a pin
>> head, until I let a dentist attempt to replace it some 25 years after
>> the original filling. He botched the job and I ended up losing the whole
>> tooth.
>
> Up until I was 4 I was in Winnipeg, after that Mississauga, didn't actually
> move into Toronto till 1995.
>
Bet you are happy you left there (Winnipeg)

 

Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>YHBT. No won works at Wall-Mart (that would admit it, LOL), except for
>>fifteen-year-olds whose parents forced them get a job to "earn their
>>keep,"
>
>Wal*Mart doesn't hire anyone under 18 (except in very rare
>circumstances). Most of the people who work at Wal*Mart are college
>kids or "the new middle class".

Okay. Let me rephrase that: "Eighteen-to-thirty-five-yeard-olds whose
parents forced them to get a job to "earn their keep."

>>and old ladies in their sixties with jail tattoos that say "Fred"
>>on their forearms.
>
>...how the fuck many old ladies with tattoos are YOU aware of? I'm
>not sure how they do things over in Retard Town where you live, but in
>most places...that's practically unheard of.

Oh, really? Wow. So the "Wal*Mart" employees in your neck-of-the-woods
are well-off upper-middle-class socialites who walk around sipping
Brandy with their pinkies extended, then?

Not at all like the pathetic end-of-the road meth-lab-shack-dwelling
cretins with missing teeth they're known for being the rest of the world
over?

>> Like, seriously,
>
>Like, seriously, you like, totally sound like, yer like, a tweenage
>muppet fuck whose like, parents are using like, the Internet as your
>like, babysitter.

Umm, guys? Do I get some kind of award for being the first person of
2008 to get OMH to use the term "tweenage muppet fuck"?

>
>>could you picture a grown man (even
>>though he may or may not enjoy wearing diapers) actively participating
>>in the "Wal-Mart chant" every morning, LOL?
>
>First of all, Dumbfuck, the meetings are optional, in case it skipped
>yer stupid ass the page says "all AVAILABLE associates"...so if yer
>busy doin somethin, chances are you aren't gonna stop what yer doin
>and walk halfway across the store just to hear the latest stock figure
>and what departments did what in sales the other day. Then again, if
>you want a lil break from working, the meetings are a great way to
>take one.

Great! Thanks for filling me in on the sales meetings, or whatever
you're talking about, here. Now, could you politely tell me what any of
this has to do with anything I said? Thanks, bunches.

>And trust me, Kiddo, no one takes the "Wal-Mart chant" as seriously as
>you'd like to imagine, for most of us it's like a fun joke and an even
>funnier one when we mess it up (sometimes on purpose). I think the
>funniest one was the "War-Mart" chant that Deborah did.

Yeah. What Deborah did, LOL. Note: this anecdote might be slightly
more amusing to the people who exist *outside* of your head, if any of
us has the slightest idea who "Deborah" is, or what she did that was so
funny.

>Of course a
>lot of times we abbreviate the chant to just "Wal*Mart!" or we just
>skip it altogether. It's really not something that anybody invests
>much dedication to, it's just for fun.

Sure. So anyway, do you guys stand in a circle and go, "Gimme a 'W'!
Gimme an 'A'! Gimme an 'L'! Gimme an asterisk!..." LOL?

>>I'd say emailing the client was a bit much,
>
>Not really, I email peoples clients all the time, whether I'm even
>aware of the client or not. If someone's got a shit website...I'll
>tell em. And in a lot of cases after I review their site, they'll pay
>me to fix it and in some cases to redo the whole thing.
>
>>if I were not an expert on trolling,
>
>Which you aren't.

Right. So let me get this straight: you're claiming to work as a stock
boy for the most notorious shithole company on the planet, and that you
also design and critique professional websites as a *hobby*...and you're
being *sincere*?

Man, I'm sorry I accused you of trolling. I guess that old "too good to
be true" adage doesn't always work.

>> and could not easily see the obvious humour inherent in trying
>>to sway somewon who has already paid for the services, LOL LOL LOL.
>
>I actually feel bad for a lot of them, especially the ones who paid
>thousands of dollars only to find out that what they really got was a
>$12.99 Flash template.

Waitaminute..."Thousands of dollars" for a *website*? Who's this? They
do know that any idiot can (and do) design websites these days, don't
they?


>>So, go on and be trolled by this "diaper-wearing" (LOL)
>
>I'd wear a diaper for your mom...mmmm...hell I'd wear a pair of pink
>frilly panties and a parking cone on my head for yer mom...I mean that
>bitch is some prime real estate if you know what I mean. *wink*

Thanks, but my mom is expert on child-rearing, so she would probably
just keep changing your diaper whenever you filled it, so whatever gag
you were planning on doing would most likely be lost on her.

>>"web designer" (LOL, yeah right!).
>
>I designed a site for your mom, wanna see it?

Hell no. At a thousand dollars a pop, I think I'll just draw her a
picture or something.

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

 

On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:26:24 GMT, FrozenNorth
<frozennorth123@gmail.com> wrote:

>Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>
>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>
>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like Chicken...
>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22
>>> years
>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>
>>>
>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>
>47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.

Yiy that's old...I think I'm probably like the youngest poster in A26.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:01:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:26:24 GMT, FrozenNorth
><frozennorth123@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>>
>>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>>
>>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like Chicken...
>>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all 22
>>>> years
>>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>>
>>47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.
>
>Yiy that's old...I think I'm probably like the youngest poster in A26.
>

You are only as old as you feel, I say. Good to see you posting with
more balance and peace in your heart today, Matt. I hope my advice was
able to help.

Have a wonderful day.

Jade

 

Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on January 14, 2008
11:20 pm and wrote the following:

> FrozenNorth wrote:
>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on January 14, 2008
>> 04:41 pm and wrote the following:
>>
>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
>>>>>> Chicken...
>>>>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>>>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all
>>>>>> 22 years
>>>>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>>>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>>>> 47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.
>>>>
>>> Did you grow up in Toronto? My one cavity was so benign, just a little
>>> pit which was filled with a tiny little filling barely the size of a pin
>>> head, until I let a dentist attempt to replace it some 25 years after
>>> the original filling. He botched the job and I ended up losing the whole
>>> tooth.
>>
>> Up until I was 4 I was in Winnipeg, after that Mississauga, didn't
>> actually move into Toronto till 1995.
>>
> Bet you are happy you left there (Winnipeg)

At 4 years old, I didn't have much choice.

--
Lits Slut #9
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

 

FrozenNorth wrote:
> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on January 14, 2008
> 11:20 pm and wrote the following:
>
>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on January 14, 2008
>>> 04:41 pm and wrote the following:
>>>
>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:p1gko3t0e7dknbrurot02bpdi10okni7k3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:42:06 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>>> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> <SNIP STUFF>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What the hell is "Chicken in a Biskit"?
>>>>>>> I believe it's a sort of snackfood that supposedly tastes like
>>>>>>> Chicken...
>>>>>>> I don't know myself 'cause of my no artificial ingredient 'diet'
>>>>>>> Laugh if you must, I have only had one cavity IN MY WHOLE LIFE, all
>>>>>>> 22 years
>>>>>>> of it, and the cavity was in a baby tooth.
>>>>>>> <SNIP OTHER STUFF>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm 46 and have only had one cavity, and I eat whatever I feel like.
>>>>> 47 here, and never had one, I also eat whatever I like.
>>>>>
>>>> Did you grow up in Toronto? My one cavity was so benign, just a little
>>>> pit which was filled with a tiny little filling barely the size of a pin
>>>> head, until I let a dentist attempt to replace it some 25 years after
>>>> the original filling. He botched the job and I ended up losing the whole
>>>> tooth.
>>> Up until I was 4 I was in Winnipeg, after that Mississauga, didn't
>>> actually move into Toronto till 1995.
>>>
>> Bet you are happy you left there (Winnipeg)
>
> At 4 years old, I didn't have much choice.
>
Be happy the choice was made for you then

 

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:08:16 GMT, PinkFloyd43
<pinkFloyd43@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> Check this out:
>> http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247
>>
>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his
>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil
>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's
>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry
>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at
>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and
>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I
>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL

>You sent a email to his client bitching about the design,

Newfag alert! LULZ!

First of all, you mental amputee, the email I sent to his client was
overly friendly and gave a LOT of REALLY GOOD graphic design advice
and all for absolutely no cost. At NO POINT in said e-mail did I EVER
specifically mention the guy who made the shit, I merely offered ideas
and suggestions on ways in which they could improve their site...which
is something I do ALL THE TIME. It's not like this dumbfuck was
something special or anything, I have quite the hobby of critiquing
and reviewing people's websites, often without any direct knowledge of
who the Web designer(s) are. Partly I do it for fun and I also do it
to gain new clients. Most potentials are very impressed with the
level at which I can critique a site and very often request repairs to
their existing slop or in some cases they request a whole new site.

>now thats what I call 'Walmart Class'.

Yeah, not putting up with deficient, poser class, wannabe cookie
cutter "artists" like yourself who are going around fucking it all up
for the GOOD artists like myself. If some dumbfuck like you takes on
a client and you completely hose their fuckin site design with your
sheer inept stupidity...yeah...your client DESERVES to be told the
truth about you and what THEY PAID FOR.

Essentially what you're trying to claim is that it's okay for poser
class dipshits to scam people and if they do manage to pull it
off...*ssshhh*...don't say anything...he, he, he...

> WTF, take at look at the
>number of clients/jobs the guy has vs what you have!

Yeah, because I go listing every client job on Backwater. *rolls
eyes* You really are a dumbfuck, aren't you? Free cl00, unless the
client is "Hatter Addict aware"...they aren't listed on Backwater.

>Get a fuc*king life!

It seems I already have yours, Obsesso. How much more do I really
need? Also, it's cute how your Net Nanny software filters out all the
"bad words" like that. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )