Check this out: http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- productions.net> wrote: > Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 > > Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his > flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil > tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's > rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry > about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at > the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and > giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I > should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL > I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- : productions.net> wrote: : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his : : flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil : : tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers : : that's rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine : : and cry about me. I especially like the parts where they start : : frothing at the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing : : his client and giving them a free professional level website : : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the : : lawsuit is going. LOL : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. he went to work for walmart stacking shelves. same difference. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Forecast for tonight: Dark. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote: >On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >productions.net> wrote: >> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >> >> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his >> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil >> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's >> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry >> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at >> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and >> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I >> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL >I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped >Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >: productions.net> wrote: >: : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >: : >: : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his >: : flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil >: : tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers >: : that's rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine >: : and cry about me. I especially like the parts where they start >: : frothing at the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing >: : his client and giving them a free professional level website >: : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the >: : lawsuit is going. LOL >: : >: >: I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. > >he w<COCK SLAP> A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, mmmkay? -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : usenet: : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- : : : productions.net> wrote: : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 : : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued : : : : his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to : : : : this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert : : : : e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from the video game : : : : Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I especially like the : : : : parts where they start frothing at the mouth about how the guy : : : : should sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free : : : : professional level website review/critique. I should e-mail : : : : the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL : : : : : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. : : : : he w<COCK SLAP> : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time let's see : you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, mmmkay? excuse me minimum wage boi, can you direct me to the frozen food section? bwahahahahahaha. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus >Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >: : Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >: : usenet: >: : >: : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >: : : productions.net> wrote: >: : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >: : : : >: : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued >: : : : his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to >: : : : this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert >: : : : e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from the video game >: : : : Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I especially like the >: : : : parts where they start frothing at the mouth about how the guy >: : : : should sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free >: : : : professional level website review/critique. I should e-mail >: : : : the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL >: : : : >: : : >: : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. >: : >: : he w<COCK SLAP> >: >: A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time let's see >: you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, mmmkay? >excuse me I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the fuck up to yer mistakes. >minimum wage boi, LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I was only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring myself out on the side for food stamps. >can you direct me to the frozen food section? Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps cover frozen food? >bwahahahahahaha. ....tha fuck is that shit? -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus >Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >: : Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >: : usenet: >: : >: : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >: : : productions.net> wrote: >: : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >: : : : >: : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued >: : : : his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to >: : : : this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert >: : : : e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from the video game >: : : : Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I especially like the >: : : : parts where they start frothing at the mouth about how the guy >: : : : should sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free >: : : : professional level website review/critique. I should e-mail >: : : : the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL >: : : : >: : : >: : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. >: : >: : he w<COCK SLAP> >: >: A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time let's see >: you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, mmmkay? > >excuse me minimum wage boi, can you direct me to the frozen food section? >bwahahahahahaha. YHBT. No won works at Wall-Mart (that would admit it, LOL), except for fifteen-year-olds whose parents forced them get a job to "earn their keep," and old ladies in their sixties with jail tattoos that say "Fred" on their forearms. Like, seriously, could you picture a grown man (even though he may or may not enjoy wearing diapers) actively participating in the "Wal-Mart chant" every morning, LOL? Besides...so the guy critiques websites. So what? So, he's not allowed to give friendly (albeit, somewhat obsessive) advice to a novice who might be taking "food" (read: "Fritos" and "Chicken in a Biskit") off of his table some time in the imminent future? I'd say emailing the client was a bit much, if I were not an expert on trolling, and could not easily see the obvious humour inherent in trying to sway somewon who has already paid for the services, LOL LOL LOL. Sometimes, you "Usenet" types amuse me, but then again, I still get a kick out of movies in which a bumbling but earnest teenager must dress as a member of the opposite sex in order to gain acceptance into a prestigious school or sports team. So, go on and be trolled by this "diaper-wearing" (LOL) "web designer" (LOL, yeah right!). We'll just be sitting back and laughing at the rest of yous. Love always, Wavy G -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : usenet: : : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- : : : : : productions.net> wrote: : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 : : : : : : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he : : : : : : runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board : : : : : : full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from : : : : : : the video game Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I : : : : : : especially like the parts where they start frothing at the : : : : : : mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his : : : : : : client and giving them a free professional level website : : : : : : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him : : : : : : how the lawsuit is going. LOL : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. : : : : : : : : he w<COCK SLAP> : : : : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, : : : mmmkay? : : : excuse me : : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the : fuck up to yer mistakes. : : : minimum wage boi, : : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I was : only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring : myself out on the side for food stamps. : : : can you direct me to the frozen food section? : : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps : cover frozen food? : : : bwahahahahahaha. : : ...tha fuck is that shit? that'd be the sound of you being trolled. touched a nerve there did I? -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law. - Ayn Rand ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 08:49:31 -0000, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus >Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >: : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >: : usenet: >: : >: : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: : : >: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >: : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and >: : : : pronounced to usenet: >: : : : >: : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >: : : : : productions.net> wrote: >: : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >: : : : : : >: : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I >: : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he >: : : : : : runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board >: : : : : : full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from >: : : : : : the video game Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I >: : : : : : especially like the parts where they start frothing at the >: : : : : : mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his >: : : : : : client and giving them a free professional level website >: : : : : : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him >: : : : : : how the lawsuit is going. LOL >: : : : : : >: : : : : >: : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. >: : : : >: : : : he w<COCK SLAP> >: : : >: : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time >: : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, >: : : mmmkay? >: >: : excuse me >: >: I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the >: fuck up to yer mistakes. >: >: : minimum wage boi, >: >: LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I was >: only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring >: myself out on the side for food stamps. >: >: : can you direct me to the frozen food section? >: >: Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps >: cover frozen food? >: >: : bwahahahahahaha. >: >: ...tha fuck is that shit? > >that'd be the sound of you being trolled. ....so you're saying you trolled me into making you look like a fuckin retard...*snicker*...like I needed an invitation or something. LOL >touched a nerve there did I? Yeah, the one that makes me pile drive my virtual fist straight into yer groin for the betterment of mankind. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 08:49:31 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : usenet: : : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- : : : : : : : productions.net> wrote: : : : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I : : : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, : : : : : : : : so he runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run : : : : : : : : Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off : : : : : : : : graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and : : : : : : : : cry about me. I especially like the parts where they : : : : : : : : start frothing at the mouth about how the guy should : : : : : : : : sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free : : : : : : : : professional level website review/critique. I should : : : : : : : : e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is : : : : : : : : going. LOL : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. : : : : : : : : : : : : he w<COCK SLAP> : : : : : : : : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time : : : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, : : : : : mmmkay? : : : : : : : excuse me : : : : : : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the : : : fuck up to yer mistakes. : : : : : : : minimum wage boi, : : : : : : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I : : : was only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and : : : whoring myself out on the side for food stamps. : : : : : : : can you direct me to the frozen food section? : : : : : : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps : : : cover frozen food? : : : : : : : bwahahahahahaha. : : : : : : ...tha fuck is that shit? : : : : that'd be the sound of you being trolled. : : ...so you're saying you trolled me into making you look like a fuckin : retard...*snicker*...like I needed an invitation or something. LOL : : : touched a nerve there did I? : : Yeah, the one that makes me pile drive my virtual fist straight into : yer groin for the betterment of mankind. w00t! oh yes, now I know I definitely touched a nerve right there. now STFU and go straighten out those can labels on the walmart shelf, stacker-boi. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. - Albert Einstein ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
On Jan 9, 12:49 am, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus > Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland": <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: > > : > : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > : : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to > : : usenet: > : : > : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" > : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: > : : : > : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and > : : : : pronounced to usenet: > : : : : > : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- > : : : : : productions.net> wrote: > : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I > : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, so he > : : : : : : runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board > : : : : : : full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off graphics from > : : : : : : the video game Earthbound to whine and cry about me. I > : : : : : : especially like the parts where they start frothing at the > : : : : : : mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his > : : : : : : client and giving them a free professional level website > : : : : : : review/critique. I should e-mail the kid again and ask him > : : : : : : how the lawsuit is going. LOL > : : : : : : > : : : : : > : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. > : : : : > : : : : he w<COCK SLAP> > : : : > : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time > : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, > : : : mmmkay? > : > : : excuse me > : > : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the > : fuck up to yer mistakes. > : > : : minimum wage boi, > : > : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I was > : only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring > : myself out on the side for food stamps. > : > : : can you direct me to the frozen food section? > : > : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps > : cover frozen food? > : > : : bwahahahahahaha. > : > : ...tha fuck is that shit? > > that'd be the sound of you being trolled. touched a nerve there did I? > Hey wait a second! _I'm_ the one that got the ball rolling here! Godamet! Go to sleep for just a few hours... -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
On Jan 8, 11:03 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- productions.net> wrote: > On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius > > <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- > >productions.net> wrote: > >> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 > > >> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his > >> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil > >> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's > >> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry > >> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at > >> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and > >> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I > >> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL > >I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. > > Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? > > That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential > idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! So you're not dead? -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Jan 9, 12:49 am, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : usenet: : : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland": : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" : : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- : : : : : : : productions.net> wrote: : : : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I : : : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, : : : : : : : : so he runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run : : : : : : : : Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off : : : : : : : : graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and : : : : : : : : cry about me. I especially like the parts where they : : : : : : : : start frothing at the mouth about how the guy should : : : : : : : : sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free : : : : : : : : professional level website review/critique. I should : : : : : : : : e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is : : : : : : : : going. LOL : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. : : : : : : : : : : : : he w<COCK SLAP> : : : : : : : : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time : : : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, : : : : : mmmkay? : : : : : : : excuse me : : : : : : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the : : : fuck up to yer mistakes. : : : : : : : minimum wage boi, : : : : : : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I : : : was : : : only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and whoring : : : myself out on the side for food stamps. : : : : : : : can you direct me to the frozen food section? : : : : : : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps : : : cover frozen food? : : : : : : : bwahahahahahaha. : : : : : : ...tha fuck is that shit? : : : : that'd be the sound of you being trolled. touched a nerve there did : : I? : : : : Hey wait a second! _I'm_ the one that got the ball rolling here! : Godamet! Go to sleep for just a few hours... you snooze, you lose. mheh. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming, terrified, like his passengers. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 12:12:07 -0000, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus >Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 08:49:31 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >: : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >: : usenet: >: : >: : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:12:14 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: : : >: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >: : : : called Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and >: : : : pronounced to usenet: >: : : : >: : : : : On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 06:44:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland" >: : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >: : : : : >: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >: : : : : : called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and >: : : : : : pronounced to usenet: >: : : : : : >: : : : : : : On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >: : : : : : : productions.net> wrote: >: : : : : : : : Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I >: : : : : : : : critiqued his flailing attempt at creating a website, >: : : : : : : : so he runs off to this lil tweenage muppet fuck run >: : : : : : : : Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's rippin off >: : : : : : : : graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and >: : : : : : : : cry about me. I especially like the parts where they >: : : : : : : : start frothing at the mouth about how the guy should >: : : : : : : : sue me for emailing his client and giving them a free >: : : : : : : : professional level website review/critique. I should >: : : : : : : : e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is >: : : : : : : : going. LOL >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : >: : : : : : : I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. >: : : : : : >: : : : : : he w<COCK SLAP> >: : : : : >: : : : : A few days late there, Stevie...tsch, tsch, tsch...next time >: : : : : let's see you obsess faster when I cock slap you to attention, >: : : : : mmmkay? >: : : >: : : : excuse me >: : : >: : : I'm not making any excuses for you, Sparkles. You need to own the >: : : fuck up to yer mistakes. >: : : >: : : : minimum wage boi, >: : : >: : : LOL, newfag alert! Pretty sure I wouldn't be buying a house if I >: : : was only making minimum wage...not unless I was your mom and >: : : whoring myself out on the side for food stamps. >: : : >: : : : can you direct me to the frozen food section? >: : : >: : : Excuse you "ward of the state", but are you sure your food stamps >: : : cover frozen food? >: : : >: : : : bwahahahahahaha. >: : : >: : : ...tha fuck is that shit? >: : >: : that'd be the sound of you being trolled. >: >: ...so you're saying you trolled me into making you look like a fuckin >: retard...*snicker*...like I needed an invitation or something. LOL >: >: : touched a nerve there did I? >: >: Yeah, the one that makes me pile drive my virtual fist straight into >: yer groin for the betterment of mankind. > >w00t! oh yes, now I know I definitely touched a nerve right there. Yeah that lame didn't work the first time and it sure the fuck ain't gonna get any less lame the second time you fumble with it, Downs. Not that anyone should be surprised that you're ALREADY out of material (and not even your own stuff)...tsch, tsch, tsch...you give a Hatter Addict a chance to try and redeem themselves and what do they do? Yeah, fuck it all up. >no<COCK SLAP> You're done child, put it down, it's time for bed. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius ><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >>productions.net> wrote: >>> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >>> >>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his >>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil >>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's >>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry >>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at >>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and >>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I >>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL > >>I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. > >Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? > >That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential >idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality. That must not have felt too good. I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for you. Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect your real weaknesss. I hope you find acceptance of yourself and forgiveness. You have great potential to be a real human being and connect with others. Be well. Jade
On Jan 10, 11:55 am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: > On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter > > > > <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius > ><erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >>On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- > >>productions.net> wrote: > >>> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 > > >>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his > >>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil > >>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's > >>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry > >>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at > >>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and > >>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I > >>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL > > >>I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. > > >Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? > > >That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential > >idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! > > I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of > your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality. That must not have > felt too good. I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for > you. > > Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect > your real weaknesss. I hope you find acceptance of yourself and > forgiveness. You have great potential to be a real human being and > connect with others. > > Be well. > > Jade Hey, leave the dead guy alone. It's obvious ghosts don't understand sardonicism to well. -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:55:55 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: >On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:03:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter ><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >>>On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >>>productions.net> wrote: >>>> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >>>> >>>> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his >>>> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil >>>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's >>>> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry >>>> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at >>>> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and >>>> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I >>>> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL >> >>>I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. >> >>Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? >> >>That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential >>idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! >I feel I owe you an apology from the several times I've made fun of >your misaligned eyeballs and eccentric personality. Not at all, your need to lash out and to try and "get back" at me is perfectly understandable, especially regarding outright fantasy based on little more than the failed lames of long net.dead poser class flame artist wannabes. It's all you have really, delusions and fantasies about me, it's just your coping mechanism is all, no need to apologize for your human deficiency. >That must not have felt too good. From your very limited perspective I'm sure you found them to be quite scathing, much in the way that a retard will giggle in stupor when they call someone a "dumbo poop head". >I see you now for who you really are and I feel bad for you. It's okay, if anyone ever tells me to "get a life" I can just tell them that I have yours. ^_^ >Clearly the arrogance and oversized ego are just an act to protect >your real weaknesss. Yeah, my inability to give a fuck...it's like my fuckin kryptonite. >I hope you find acceptance of yourself and forgiveness. I love the way you Mary Sue your bumbling attempts at verbal combat. >You have great potential to be a real human being and >connect with others. Hell yeah, just ask yer mom, I "connect" with that bitch just about every night. Wanna hear some stories about her? >Be well. Be fucked, sincerely. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 05:33:33 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote: >On Jan 8, 11:03 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >productions.net> wrote: >> On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >> >> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- >> >productions.net> wrote: >> >> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 >> >> >> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his >> >> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil >> >> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's >> >> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry >> >> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at >> >> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and >> >> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I >> >> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL >> >I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. >> >> Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? >> >> That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential >> idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! > >So you're not dead? Seems to me it's you who might be a bit dead...brain dead that is. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Jan 10, 6:51 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- productions.net> wrote: > On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 05:33:33 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius > > > > <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >On Jan 8, 11:03 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- > >productions.net> wrote: > >> On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 22:16:29 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius > > >> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >On Jan 8, 9:31 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- > >> >productions.net> wrote: > >> >> Check this out:http://starmen.net/forum/?t=msg&th=38247 > > >> >> Some Flickr kid got all butt hurtz awhile back when I critiqued his > >> >> flailing attempt at creating a website, so he runs off to this lil > >> >> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board full of expert e-lawyers that's > >> >> rippin off graphics from the video game Earthbound to whine and cry > >> >> about me. I especially like the parts where they start frothing at > >> >> the mouth about how the guy should sue me for emailing his client and > >> >> giving them a free professional level website review/critique. I > >> >> should e-mail the kid again and ask him how the lawsuit is going. LOL > >> >I thought you were dead. Or went home. Or something. > > >> Who the fuck are you and why should I give a fuck? > > >> That's a rhetorical question BTW, please to keep yer inconsequential > >> idiocy the fuck out of my threads, kthxbye! > > >So you're not dead? > > Seems to me it's you who might be a bit dead...brain dead that is. > Indeed! But you're a dumbo poop head, so we shalt be friends. On with the treacle! -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9