Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 4 Jan 2008.

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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:01:31 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:38:58 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1284
Total No. of Characters...: 3664800
Total Volume..............: 3578
Messages Per Day..........: 183.4
Characters Per Day........: 523542.9
Average Daily Volume......: 511 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 93
Messages with Sigs........: 17.06%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.45%
Original Content Rating...: 32.70%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
===============================================================
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 707 101.0 55.1%
2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 6.0%
3. mimus.............................................: 68 9.7 5.3%
4. dave hillstrom....................................: 62 8.9 4.8%
5. Tim Weaver........................................: 39 5.6 3.0%
6. Wavy..............................................: 35 5.0 2.7%
7. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 26 3.7 2.0%
8. Mr Pounder........................................: 21 3.0 1.6%
9. Sharon B..........................................: 21 3.0 1.6%
10. JeanneDArc~.......................................: 18 2.6 1.4%
11. Shirley...........................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
12. pscissons.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
13. Father Kylesmas...................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
14. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
15. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
16. Steve Leyland.....................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
17. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
18. Slipped Moebius...................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
19. Naked Gonad.......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
20. openhelix.........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
21. yuletide pmd......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
22. knoxy.............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
23. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
24. metro-golden-meower...............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
25. trippy............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
26. Dr Entropy........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
27. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
28. Phil Kyle 2008....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
29. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 3 0.4 0.2%
30. BuZZard...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
31. Delila............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
32. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
33. Pig Castrator Hatchet Mus.cled George.............: 2 0.3 0.2%
34. Crawdad...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
35. Roger Pearse......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
36. The...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
37. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
38. kb9rqz............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
39. David E. Powell...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
40. Lew...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. Peter Hucker......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. Stephen Wilson....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
43. The Window Licker.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
44. demon???angel???..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. Affinity..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. Bob Badour........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. MAXdaAXEjd........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. Roger's Mother....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. The Bad News Bears Go To Perkoff..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. The Daring Dufas..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Uncle Monster.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. ah................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. efmeif............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. efvefvef..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. eifefmie..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. eififefe..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. emimf.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. eveivei...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. evfvifmfi.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. eviemfeve.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. fefieivmi.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. fmfeim............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. hugo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. iefieif...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. ievivfve..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. imfvfi............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. imfvmi............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
72. ivemi.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
73. ivemvivme.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
74. llanalott.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
75. meiefv............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
76. mevevie...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
77. mevfmefm..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
78. mevfvmeme.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
79. mevmfveme.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
80. mfifeie...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
81. mfmfmevf..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
82. mfvfevmef.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
83. mfvfmvevf.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
84. mfvim.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
85. mivmvm............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
86. mvefmemei.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
87. sales.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
88. veife.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
89. vemfim............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
90. vevefvfv..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
91. viefmimi..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
92. vimev.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
93. vivmifef..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1448 206.9 40.5%
2. mimus.............................................: 217 31.0 6.1%
3. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 5.0%
4. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 177 25.3 4.9%
5. dave hillstrom....................................: 147 21.0 4.1%
6. Tim Weaver........................................: 139 19.9 3.9%
7. Mr Pounder........................................: 129 18.4 3.6%
8. Wavy..............................................: 117 16.8 3.3%
9. JeanneDArc~.......................................: 99 14.2 2.8%
10. Sharon B..........................................: 80 11.5 2.3%
11. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 79 11.4 2.2%
12. Steve Leyland.....................................: 65 9.4 1.8%
13. Father Kylesmas...................................: 54 7.8 1.5%
14. Shirley...........................................: 49 7.0 1.4%
15. pscissons.........................................: 39 5.7 1.1%
16. yuletide pmd......................................: 33 4.7 0.9%
17. Naked Gonad.......................................: 30 4.4 0.9%
18. Phil Kyle 2008....................................: 23 3.3 0.7%
19. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 19 2.7 0.5%
20. Slipped Moebius...................................: 18 2.7 0.5%
21. mfmfmevf..........................................: 18 2.6 0.5%
22. mixed nuts........................................: 18 2.6 0.5%
23. mevevie...........................................: 16 2.4 0.5%
24. Aratzio...........................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
25. efvefvef..........................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
26. fefieivmi.........................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
27. vevefvfv..........................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
28. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
29. Dr Entropy........................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
30. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 12 1.9 0.4%
31. knoxy.............................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
32. mivmvm............................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
33. trippy............................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
34. fmfeim............................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
35. openhelix.........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
36. BuZZard...........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
37. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 9 1.4 0.3%
38. Pig Castrator Hatchet Mus.cled George.............: 9 1.3 0.3%
39. The...............................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
40. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
41. vemfim............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
42. Crawdad...........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
43. metro-golden-meower...............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
44. Roger Pearse......................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
45. ivemvivme.........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
46. meiefv............................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
47. FrozenNorth.......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
48. emimf.............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
49. mvefmemei.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
50. eveivei...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
51. mfifeie...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
52. vivmifef..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
53. mevfmefm..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
54. mfvfevmef.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
55. eififefe..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
56. kb9rqz............................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
57. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
58. The Daring Dufas..................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
59. eifefmie..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
60. evfvifmfi.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
61. ievivfve..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
62. Roger's Mother....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
63. imfvfi............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
64. iefieif...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
65. eviemfeve.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
66. Delila............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
67. ivemi.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
68. Peter Hucker......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
69. mevfvmeme.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
70. mfvfmvevf.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
71. llanalott.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
72. vimev.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
73. mfvim.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
74. viefmimi..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
75. imfvmi............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
76. efmeif............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
77. Affinity..........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
78. hugo..............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
79. Stephen Wilson....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
80. veife.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
81. mevmfveme.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
82. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
83. MAXdaAXEjd........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
84. David E. Powell...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
85. The Window Licker.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
86. The Bad News Bears Go To Perkoff..................: 1 0.2 0.0%
87. ah................................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
88. freddy............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
89. Uncle Monster.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
90. Bob Badour........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
91. Lew...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
92. sales.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
93. demon???angel???..................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 66 9.4 5.1%
2. so today..........................................: 36 5.1 2.8%
3. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 33 4.7 2.6%
4. New Year's Eve Puns...............................: 32 4.6 2.5%
5. 12/28 Puns........................................: 29 4.1 2.3%
6. Octave Day Of Christmas Puns......................: 29 4.1 2.3%
7. Kwanzaa Puns......................................: 27 3.9 2.1%
8. Merry Christmas Everybody.........................: 24 3.4 1.9%
9. 1/3 Puns..........................................: 23 3.3 1.8%
10. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 23 3.3 1.8%
11. December 31 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 1.7%
12. 12 days...........................................: 21 3.0 1.6%
13. 31 December Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.6%
14. WHEN..............................................: 20 2.9 1.6%
15. wake up you.......................................: 20 2.9 1.6%
16. 12/30 Puns........................................: 19 2.7 1.5%
17. 12/31 Puns........................................: 19 2.7 1.5%
18. catch up and purge................................: 19 2.7 1.5%
19. 30/12 Puns........................................: 18 2.6 1.4%
20. Iowa Caucus Day Puns..............................: 17 2.4 1.3%
21. Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns......................: 17 2.4 1.3%
22. 28 December Puns..................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
23. New Year's Puns...................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
24. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 15 2.1 1.2%
25. 04/05/06 Puns.....................................: 15 2.1 1.2%
26. 1 January Puns....................................: 15 2.1 1.2%
27. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 15 2.1 1.2%
28. Advent Puns.......................................: 15 2.1 1.2%
29. Bleah.............................................: 15 2.1 1.2%
30. my plans for new years eve........................: 15 2.1 1.2%
31. 28/12 Puns........................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
32. 4/1 Puns..........................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
33. 31/12 Puns........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
34. December 28 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
35. Mimus...I am watching.............................: 13 1.9 1.0%
36. Umm psycho series to be continued Saturday (thank : 13 1.9 1.0%
37. christmas.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
38. I NEED MORE STORAGE SPACE!!!! MORE!!!!!!.........: 12 1.7 0.9%
39. 1/4 Puns..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
40. This Must Be the Early January Lull...............: 11 1.6 0.9%
41. 30 December Puns..................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
42. Hatter News.......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
43. January 3 Puns....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
44. *Checks Email*....................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
45. 12/27 Puns........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
46. I DIDENT BLOW UP MY MONEY IN THE AIR THIS NEW YEAR: 9 1.3 0.7%
47. Loudness War......................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
48. Pictures to look at...............................: 9 1.3 0.7%
49. Solstice Greetings................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
50. Wind: Problem or Menace?..........................: 9 1.3 0.7%
51. Isn't It About Time for America's Balls to Drop?..: 8 1.1 0.6%
52. Names Of Christmas................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
53. The radio weather guy.............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
54. 7/11 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
55. Dear Wavy G.......................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
56. Holy Family Day Puns..............................: 7 1.0 0.5%
57. The Bastards Killed Benazir Bhutto................: 7 1.0 0.5%
58. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 7 1.0 0.5%
59. i am incredibly...................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
60. i am very very very...............................: 7 1.0 0.5%
61. 12/6 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
62. there is a bird in my house.......................: 6 0.9 0.5%
63. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 5 0.7 0.4%
64. *sips*............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
65. 04/05/06..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
66. 10 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
67. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
68. 12/29 Puns........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
69. 29 December Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
70. 80 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
71. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Puns...........: 5 0.7 0.4%
72. January 1 Puns....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
73. January 4 Puns....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
74. Major Wind Alert..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
75. World Peace Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
76. Yuletide Puns.....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
77. is it wrong.......................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
78. (Video) The Adventures Of Mask Cam Boy............: 4 0.6 0.3%
79. 180 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
80. 20/10/05 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
81. 21 October Puns...................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
82. 270 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
83. 4 January Puns....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
84. 60 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
85. November 18 Puns..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
86. Search-Engine Needed..............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
87. i feel so clandestine.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
88. 06/05/04 Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
89. 100 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
90. 11/18 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
91. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
92. 12/13 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
93. 12/23 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
94. 27/12 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
95. 5 Days............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
96. Holy Family Of Joseph, Mary, And Jesus Day Puns...: 3 0.4 0.2%
97. New Year's Day Puns...............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
98. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 3 0.4 0.2%
99. having just started my birthday by drinking just o: 3 0.4 0.2%
100. 05/10/20 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
101. 115 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
102. 12/30/75..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
103. 12/5 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
104. 120 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
105. 18 November Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
106. 18/11 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
107. 2007/12/31 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
108. 260 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
109. 29/12 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
110. 30 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
111. 35 Squared Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
112. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
113. 5/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
114. 50 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
115. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
116. Christmas Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
117. December 29 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
118. Harry Potter Definitions..........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
119. Holy Week Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
120. Horse.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
121. I'm Guessing......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
122. November 1 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
123. Sin City..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
124. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 2 0.3 0.2%
125. duh above was posted by Pedo James Riske aka *Geor: 2 0.3 0.2%
126. 06/05/04/03/02/01/00..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
127. 07/06/05 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
128. 09/09/09..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
129. 1/5 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
130. 1100 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
131. 12/11 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
132. 12/21 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
133. 12/24 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
134. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
135. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
136. 15 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
137. 170 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
138. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
139. 20/10 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
140. 20/20 puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
141. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
142. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
143. 230 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
144. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
145. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
146. 28/3 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
147. 340 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
148. 35 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
149. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
150. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. 5/12 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
153. 8/11 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. APR 1 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. Baby Martian Songs................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. Bat Games.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. Boxing Day Puns...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. Buy CHEAP Viagra Online...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. Court.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. Dates.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. December 24 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. December 25 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. December 27 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. Election Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. Guess Loafie's Weight And Win A DATE With Her...!!: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. I NEED MORE STORAGE SPACE!!!! MORE!!!!!!..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. Iowa Caucus Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. Jet Lag...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. Lettered Paths....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. M I-5'Per secution , my respo nse to t he harassme: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. M I-5,Pers ecution th e BBC, tel evision a nd r: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. M I.5,Persecutio n ' w hy th e sec urity services?: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. M I`5'Pe rsecution , p urpose in publi cizing it; : 1 0.1 0.1%
176. M I`5,Persecuti on ' No J ustice for the Vi ctim: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. M'I-5'Persecut ion ' MI5 are Afr aid to Admi t T: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. M'I.5 Per secution ' wh y won 't the Br itish p o: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. M'I.5 Pers ecution ' abu se in set-up situation s: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. M'I.5 Persecutio n why w on't t he British p o: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. M'I`5'Persec ution ' Bernard Lev in ex presses h : 1 0.1 0.1%
182. M'I`5'Persec ution , their met hods a nd tacti cs: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. M'I`5,Pe rsecution 22,54 4 + 83 7 = 23,38 1.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. M,I-5 Persecution Moles tation duri ng Trave l.: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. M,I-5,Persecuti on , ho w a nd w hy did it start : 1 0.1 0.1%
186. M,I.5'Persec ution Ca pital R adio - Chr is Tarr: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. M,I.5,Per secution B BC h2 g2 o nline...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. M,I.5,Persecutio n ' why w on't t he B ritish p o: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. M,I`5'Perse cution Harassmen t throu gh th e Rad: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. M,I`5,P ersecution , c ost of t he ope ration.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
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199. M.I'5.Perse cution . ho w an d w hy d id it start?: 1 0.1 0.1%
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201. M`I'5.Pers ecution - BB C h 2g2 on line...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
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203. M`I,5.Pe rsecution . th eir me thods an d t actics: 1 0.1 0.1%
204. M`I,5.Persecuti on ` who kn ows about i t?......: 1 0.1 0.1%
205. M`I,5`P ersecution . Th ree Ye ars of M I5 Pers ec: 1 0.1 0.1%
206. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
207. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 1 0.1 0.1%
208. Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of : 1 0.1 0.1%
209. No, - wasRe: I'm Guessing)......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
210. Noah..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
211. November 12 Puns OOPS!...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
212. Octave Day Of Christmas Day Puns..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
213. October 30 Puns...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
214. Pennies...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
215. Property Taxes: Ransom, Protection-Money or Tribut: 1 0.1 0.1%
216. Saddam Hussein "execution"........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
217. Schizophrenic priest..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
218. Tea Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
219. The first ever telephone directory................: 1 0.1 0.1%
220. Theory: Time Slow Down vs Dark Matter.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
221. Treason...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
222. Tsunami...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
223. U Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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225. Weird Clothes.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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3. so today..........................................: 116 16.7 3.3%
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9. *Checks Email*....................................: 58 8.3 1.6%
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11. The Bastards Killed Benazir Bhutto................: 51 7.3 1.4%
12. Mimus...I am watching.............................: 49 7.1 1.4%
13. Wind: Problem or Menace?..........................: 48 6.9 1.4%
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15. 12 days...........................................: 47 6.8 1.3%
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18. WHEN..............................................: 46 6.6 1.3%
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20. Dear Wavy G.......................................: 44 6.3 1.2%
21. catch up and purge................................: 43 6.2 1.2%
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23. 12/30 Puns........................................: 43 6.2 1.2%
24. christmas.........................................: 43 6.2 1.2%
25. I NEED MORE STORAGE SPACE!!!! MORE!!!!!!.........: 42 6.1 1.2%
26. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 42 6.1 1.2%
27. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 39 5.6 1.1%
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29. wake up you.......................................: 38 5.6 1.1%
30. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 38 5.6 1.1%
31. 31 December Puns..................................: 38 5.5 1.1%
32. Umm psycho series to be continued Saturday (thank : 36 5.1 1.0%
33. 30/12 Puns........................................: 35 5.0 1.0%
34. Hatter News.......................................: 33 4.8 0.9%
35. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 32 4.7 0.9%
36. Bleah.............................................: 32 4.7 0.9%
37. New Year's Puns...................................: 31 4.5 0.9%
38. Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns......................: 30 4.4 0.9%
39. Advent Puns.......................................: 30 4.3 0.8%
40. 1 January Puns....................................: 28 4.1 0.8%
41. 28 December Puns..................................: 28 4.1 0.8%
42. 28/12 Puns........................................: 28 4.0 0.8%
43. Solstice Greetings................................: 27 3.9 0.8%
44. 4/1 Puns..........................................: 26 3.8 0.8%
45. Iowa Caucus Day Puns..............................: 25 3.7 0.7%
46. 31/12 Puns........................................: 25 3.7 0.7%
47. This Must Be the Early January Lull...............: 22 3.2 0.6%
48. 1/4 Puns..........................................: 22 3.2 0.6%
49. Loudness War......................................: 22 3.1 0.6%
50. December 28 Puns..................................: 21 3.0 0.6%
51. i am very very very...............................: 20 2.9 0.6%
52. 30 December Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.5%
53. I DIDENT BLOW UP MY MONEY IN THE AIR THIS NEW YEAR: 19 2.8 0.5%
54. 12/27 Puns........................................: 18 2.7 0.5%
55. M,I-5 Persecution Moles tation duri ng Trave l.: 18 2.6 0.5%
56. *sips*............................................: 17 2.5 0.5%
57. M.I,5-Perse cution . MI 5 W ant Me to Se nd You t: 16 2.4 0.5%
58. Pictures to look at...............................: 16 2.4 0.5%
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60. Holy Family Day Puns..............................: 15 2.3 0.4%
61. M-I'5-Pe rsecution . M I5 H ave Systematic ally De: 15 2.3 0.4%
62. 7/11 Puns.........................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
63. i am incredibly...................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
64. M I`5,Persecuti on ' No J ustice for the Vi ctim: 15 2.2 0.4%
65. Yuletide Puns.....................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
66. M,I`5'Perse cution Harassmen t throu gh th e Rad: 15 2.2 0.4%
67. Names Of Christmas................................: 14 2.0 0.4%
68. 12/6 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.4%
69. The radio weather guy.............................: 12 1.8 0.3%
70. Isn't It About Time for America's Balls to Drop?..: 12 1.8 0.3%
71. is it wrong.......................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
72. M`I,5`P ersecution . Th ree Ye ars of M I5 Pers ec: 12 1.7 0.3%
73. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 11 1.7 0.3%
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75. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 10 1.6 0.3%
76. 12/13 Puns........................................: 10 1.6 0.3%
77. January 4 Puns....................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
78. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
79. November 18 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
80. 04/05/06..........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
81. there is a bird in my house.......................: 10 1.4 0.3%
82. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Puns...........: 10 1.4 0.3%
83. 29 December Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
84. 20/10/05 Puns.....................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
85. World Peace Day Puns..............................: 9 1.4 0.3%
86. Search-Engine Needed..............................: 9 1.3 0.3%
87. duh above was posted by Pedo James Riske aka *Geor: 9 1.3 0.3%
88. 12/23 Puns........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
89. 05/10/20 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
90. January 1 Puns....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
91. Treason...........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
92. 21 October Puns...................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
93. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
94. i feel so clandestine.............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
95. 10 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
96. 12/29 Puns........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
97. Major Wind Alert..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
98. 4 January Puns....................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
99. M'I.5 Pers ecution ' abu se in set-up situation s: 7 1.0 0.2%
100. 80 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
101. 27/12 Puns........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
102. (Video) The Adventures Of Mask Cam Boy............: 6 1.0 0.2%
103. Holy Week Puns....................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
104. 60 Days...........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
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106. M.I 5-Persecution ` Bern ard Levin exp resses hi: 6 0.9 0.2%
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109. 270 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
110. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
111. having just started my birthday by drinking just o: 5 0.8 0.2%
112. Holy Family Of Joseph, Mary, And Jesus Day Puns...: 5 0.8 0.2%
113. 180 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
114. 06/05/04 Puns.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
115. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 5 0.7 0.1%
116. I NEED MORE STORAGE SPACE!!!! MORE!!!!!!..........: 4 0.7 0.1%
117. 35 Squared Puns...................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
118. 11/18 Puns........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
119. M.I 5.Persecuti on ` M I5 I nsist that thes e Fax: 4 0.6 0.1%
120. 12/5 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
121. 29/12 Puns........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
122. M I-5,Pers ecution th e BBC, tel evision a nd r: 4 0.6 0.1%
123. M-I,5-Pe rsecution - wh y t he se curity se rvices: 4 0.6 0.1%
124. M`I'5`Persec ution . w hy t he secu rity servi ces: 4 0.6 0.1%
125. M-I,5-Perse cution . w hy the security servic es: 4 0.6 0.1%
126. M I.5,Persecutio n ' w hy th e sec urity services?: 4 0.6 0.1%
127. M-I'5-Persecu tion ` w hy the security serv ices: 4 0.6 0.1%
128. M'I`5,Pe rsecution 22,54 4 + 83 7 = 23,38 1.....: 4 0.6 0.1%
129. 5 Days............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
130. 100 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
131. December 29 Puns..................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
132. Harry Potter Definitions..........................: 3 0.6 0.1%
133. 50 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
134. 12/21 Puns........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
135. 2007/12/31 Puns...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
136. 8/11 Puns.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
137. November 1 Puns...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
138. 18 November Puns..................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
139. 5/1 Puns..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
140. 20/10 Puns........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
141. U Puns............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
142. 18/11 Puns........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
143. M,I`5,P ersecution , c ost of t he ope ration.....: 3 0.5 0.1%
144. M.I'5.Perse cution . ho w an d w hy d id it start?: 3 0.5 0.1%
145. M-I 5.Persecutio n - buggi ng and counter-surv ei: 3 0.5 0.1%
146. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 3 0.4 0.1%
147. M I-5'Per secution , my respo nse to t he harassme: 3 0.4 0.1%
148. M I`5'Pe rsecution , p urpose in publi cizing it; : 3 0.4 0.1%
149. M,I-5,Persecuti on , ho w a nd w hy did it start : 3 0.4 0.1%
150. 28/3 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
151. 12/24 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
152. Veterans' Day Puns................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
153. Tea Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
154. M-I'5-P ersecution . harass ment at wor k.........: 2 0.4 0.1%
155. Property Taxes: Ransom, Protection-Money or Tribut: 2 0.4 0.1%
156. Horse.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
157. Tsunami...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
158. Boxing Day Puns...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
159. I'm Guessing......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
160. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
161. Sin City..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
162. 120 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
163. 115 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
164. December 25 Puns..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
165. 12/30/75..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
166. 30 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
167. Election Day Puns.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
168. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
169. 260 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
170. Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of : 2 0.4 0.1%
171. M,I.5'Persec ution Ca pital R adio - Chr is Tarr: 2 0.4 0.1%
172. October 30 Puns...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
173. Dates.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
174. The first ever telephone directory................: 2 0.4 0.1%
175. M,I.5,Persecutio n ' why w on't t he B ritish p o: 2 0.4 0.1%
176. Xmas Puns.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
177. M'I.5 Per secution ' wh y won 't the Br itish p o: 2 0.4 0.1%
178. M'I.5 Persecutio n why w on't t he British p o: 2 0.4 0.1%
179. M`I,5.Pe rsecution . th eir me thods an d t actics: 2 0.3 0.1%
180. M'I`5'Persec ution , their met hods a nd tacti cs: 2 0.3 0.1%
181. 1/5 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
182. dloyd Lavies...Speak no truth, Hear no truth, See : 2 0.3 0.1%
183. Saddam Hussein "execution"........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
184. 12/11 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
185. 20/20 puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
186. M`I,5.Persecuti on ` who kn ows about i t?......: 2 0.3 0.1%
187. Bat Games.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
188. 5/12 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
189. Noah..............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
190. Lettered Paths....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
191. Jet Lag...........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
192. No, - wasRe: I'm Guessing)......................: 1 0.3 0.1%
193. Court.............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
194. Pennies...........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
195. 07/06/05 Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
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197. November 12 Puns OOPS!...........................: 1 0.3 0.1%
198. Schizophrenic priest..............................: 1 0.3 0.1%
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201. APR 1 Puns........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
202. M`I'5.Pers ecution - BB C h 2g2 on line...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
203. Baby Martian Songs................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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209. forgery...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
210. Theory: Time Slow Down vs Dark Matter.............: 1 0.2 0.0%
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230. Buy CHEAP Viagra Online...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%

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1. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 92.1%
2. knoxy.....................................................: 44.2%
3. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 33.3%
4. nemo......................................................: 29.4%
5. Aratzio...................................................: 28.0%
6. openhelix.................................................: 26.7%
7. mixed nuts................................................: 23.5%
8. mimus.....................................................: 22.8%
9. Tim Bruening..............................................: 17.2%
10. Shirley...................................................: 15.9%

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1. yuletide pmd..............................................: 4.3%
2. Naked Gonad...............................................: 4.4%
3. Mr Pounder................................................: 5.2%
4. Father Kylesmas...........................................: 5.2%
5. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.2%
6. JeanneDArc~...............................................: 5.2%
7. Sharon B..................................................: 7.4%
8. Steve Leyland.............................................: 8.0%
9. dave hillstrom............................................: 9.8%
10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 10.8%

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1. demon.local..................................................: 832
2. alt.humor....................................................: 787
3. mn.humor.....................................................: 773
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 722
5. rec.humor....................................................: 325
6. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 140
7. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 93
8. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 91
9. alt.buzzard.rules............................................: 64
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On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 00:03:04 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>==================================================================
> 9. dave hillstrom............................................: 9.8%
> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 10.8%

<hump>

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dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
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> On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 00:03:04 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>==================================================================
>> 9. dave hillstrom............................................: 9.8%
>> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 10.8%
>
> <hump>
>

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