Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 25 Jan 2008.

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:01 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:36:28 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1198
Total No. of Characters...: 3148635
Total Volume..............: 3074
Messages Per Day..........: 171.1
Characters Per Day........: 449805.0
Average Daily Volume......: 439 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 66
Messages with Sigs........: 13.69%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 67.07%
Original Content Rating...: 20.28%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 708 101.1 59.1%
2. nemo..............................................: 78 11.1 6.5%
3. mimus.............................................: 59 8.4 4.9%
4. Tim Weaver........................................: 55 7.9 4.6%
5. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 39 5.6 3.3%
6. Slipped Moebius...................................: 32 4.6 2.7%
7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 31 4.4 2.6%
8. Wavy..............................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
9. dave hillstrom....................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
10. mixed nuts........................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
11. Steve Leyland.....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
12. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
14. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
15. Agent Smith.......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
16. bob...............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
17. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
18. Rob Arndt.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
19. Sharon B..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
20. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
21. John \"C\.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
22. Peter Hucker......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
23. Bill Cleere.......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
24. Per...............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
25. TheApostle........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
26. Timmay!...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
27. BuZZard...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
28. Don H.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
29. Dr Entropy........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
30. James Moening.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
31. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
32. kenpisano.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
33. Diesel986.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
34. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
35. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008..: 1 0.1 0.1%
36. Juan M............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
37. Ray...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
38. a55243@gmail.com..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
39. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
40. Baphomet..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. Crawdad...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
43. Eeyore............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
44. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. LaBlueGirl........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. PorkRhino.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. PsychoChicken.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. The 2-Belo........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. William Hung......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. ah................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. apid0x............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. eddo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. gregvk............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. guy...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. mixed nuts........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. n5hsr.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. nebulax...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. pcmax.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. pscissons.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. slashman..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1423 203.3 46.3%
2. Tim Weaver........................................: 282 40.3 9.2%
3. mimus.............................................: 197 28.1 6.4%
4. nemo..............................................: 170 24.3 5.5%
5. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 155 22.2 5.0%
6. Slipped Moebius...................................: 105 15.0 3.4%
7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 88 12.7 2.9%
8. Wavy..............................................: 77 11.0 2.5%
9. Steve Leyland.....................................: 60 8.6 2.0%
10. mixed nuts........................................: 57 8.3 1.9%
11. dave hillstrom....................................: 48 7.0 1.6%
12. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 44 6.3 1.4%
13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 42 6.1 1.4%
14. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
15. bob...............................................: 23 3.3 0.8%
16. Agent Smith.......................................: 22 3.2 0.7%
17. Aratzio...........................................: 17 2.4 0.6%
18. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 15 2.2 0.5%
19. Rob Arndt.........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
20. TheApostle........................................: 13 2.0 0.5%
21. John \"C\.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
22. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 12 1.9 0.4%
23. Peter Hucker......................................: 10 1.5 0.4%
24. Bill Cleere.......................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
25. Sharon B..........................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
26. BuZZard...........................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
27. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
28. kenpisano.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
29. Timmay!...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
30. Don H.............................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
31. freddy............................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
32. William Hung......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
33. Crawdad...........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
34. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
35. James Moening.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
36. Juan M............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
37. The 2-Belo........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
38. Gregory Morrow....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
39. Baphomet..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
40. Dr Entropy........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
41. n5hsr.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
42. LaBlueGirl........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
43. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
44. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
45. nebulax...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
46. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
47. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
48. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008..: 2 0.3 0.1%
49. slashman..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
50. ah................................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
51. eddo..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
52. guy...............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
53. PsychoChicken.....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
54. Diesel986.........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
55. pscissons.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
56. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
57. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
58. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
59. apid0x............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
60. Ray...............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
61. Eeyore............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
62. pcmax.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
63. a55243@gmail.com..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
64. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
65. gregvk............................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
66. The Eclectician...................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 55 7.9 4.6%
2. 1/21 Puns.........................................: 43 6.1 3.6%
3. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 41 5.9 3.4%
4. Ping Mimus........................................: 36 5.1 3.0%
5. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 35 5.0 2.9%
6. 22 January Puns...................................: 32 4.6 2.7%
7. 18/1 Puns.........................................: 29 4.1 2.4%
8. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 25 3.6 2.1%
9. 18 January Puns...................................: 24 3.4 2.0%
10. January 18 Puns...................................: 22 3.1 1.8%
11. 1/18 Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
12. 21 January Puns...................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
13. 11 Squared Puns...................................: 20 2.9 1.7%
14. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
15. January 21 Puns...................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
16. 12 days...........................................: 17 2.4 1.4%
17. Attention.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
18. *****I LOVED HEATH LEDGER******...................: 15 2.1 1.3%
19. Definitions.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
20. February 29 Puns..................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
21. I want boat.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
22. January 24 Puns...................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
23. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 15 2.1 1.3%
24. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
25. <thwack>..........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
26. OK................................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
27. PING Steve Leyland................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
28. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
29. "Roger"LOVES to rape little Thai boys.............: 11 1.6 0.9%
30. 23/1 Puns.........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
31. 24/1 Puns.........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
32. so................................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
33. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
34. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 10 1.4 0.8%
35. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
36. Saturday Night....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
37. pig nuts..........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
38. Definitons........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
39. President's Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.8%
40. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 9 1.3 0.8%
41. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
42. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
43. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
44. 180 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
45. 49 Squared Puns...................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
46. late for work.....................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
47. obviously.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
48. 23 January Puns...................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
49. 24/01 Puns........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
50. 30 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
51. Alphabet Game II..................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
52. this may be the last post.........................: 7 1.0 0.6%
53. Everywhere Ya Go..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
54. January 23 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
55. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
56. Starter Wife......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
57. i vagina you all..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
58. llllllllllllllll..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
59. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
60. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
61. 24 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
62. 777 again.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
63. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 5 0.7 0.4%
64. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
65. 10 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
66. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
67. 20 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
68. 22/1 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
69. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
70. 285 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
71. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
72. 60 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
73. DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
74. How to cook an alien..............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
75. No Pseudo-Pilots..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
76. Q Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
77. i finally rose....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
78. *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD******................: 3 0.4 0.3%
79. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
80. 110 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
81. 165 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
82. 170 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
83. 195 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
84. 2 January Puns....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
85. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
86. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
87. 35th Abortion Anniversary.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
88. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
89. 75 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
90. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 3 0.4 0.3%
91. Bernie the Retard.................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
92. Dreamlifter?......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
93. F-35 Pilot HDMS...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
94. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 3 0.4 0.3%
95. January 22 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
96. Just for You Ken ...............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
97. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
98. Sociopath Alert...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
99. i.................................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
100. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
101. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
102. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
103. 1/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
104. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
105. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
106. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
107. 150 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
108. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
109. 18 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
110. 205 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
111. 26 January Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
112. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
113. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
114. 295 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
115. 3 January Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
116. 320 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
117. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
118. 40 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
119. 50 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
120. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
121. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
122. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
123. <thwack> II.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
124. About Bertie......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
125. Beale Street......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
126. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 2 0.3 0.2%
127. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
128. Drones............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
129. EADS Rocket Plane Design for Space Tourism........: 2 0.3 0.2%
130. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
131. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
132. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
133. Kinda OT... but has some aviation content ......: 2 0.3 0.2%
134. Message from Shirley..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
135. Puppies!..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
136. Raptor and Thunderbolt in Flight..................: 2 0.3 0.2%
137. Shirley (found in acadia.chat)....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
138. THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR.........: 2 0.3 0.2%
139. Trolling is for Vermin............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
140. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 2 0.3 0.2%
141. Tsar..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
142. UK Spring public holiday..........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
143. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.2%
144. bunch of bitches..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
145. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 2 0.3 0.2%
146. pecker............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
147. they see the car..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
148. wake up you.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
149. whores............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
150. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. "Woe Is Loafie..." :-(...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. 01/23/45..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
153. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. 1/21 Puns YUKKY rood one..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. 1/23/45...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. 1024 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. 145 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. 165 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. 18 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. 19 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. 19 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. 1974 German Reverse Fuel Air Weapon...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. 2 To The 10th Days................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. 32 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. 361 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. 384 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. 4 To The 5th Days.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. 715 Pedophile Warning 71..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. Asparagus Syndrome................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. B Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. B-26 Marauder Close-Up, WW2.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. Baby Robbie shoots for record BI..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. Batman............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. Choice and Homosexuality..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. Duck!!!!!!........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. February 28 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
197. Funny cat story...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
198. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
199. Human Evolution Speeding Up.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
200. If you are in Fort Worth, Texas on Sat February 23: 1 0.1 0.1%
201. Ken and Barbie puns...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
202. Little Robby, keepin score,Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhah: 1 0.1 0.1%
203. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
204. Number Letters....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
205. Number Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
206. PICTURE OF THE WEEK...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
207. Panic in church...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
208. Pedophile Warning.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
209. Pen Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
210. Raining Children..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
211. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
212. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
213. Xmas Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
214. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 1 0.1 0.1%
215. catch up and purge................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
216. mixitfor me.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
217. my oldest name is Baphomet........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
218. very important....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Ping Mimus........................................: 257 36.7 8.4%
2. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 170 24.4 5.6%
3. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 139 20.0 4.5%
4. 1/21 Puns.........................................: 82 11.7 2.7%
5. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 78 11.3 2.6%
6. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 77 11.1 2.5%
7. PING Steve Leyland................................: 67 9.6 2.2%
8. 18/1 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 2.1%
9. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 62 9.0 2.0%
10. 22 January Puns...................................: 62 8.9 2.0%
11. OK................................................: 59 8.5 1.9%
12. "Roger"LOVES to rape little Thai boys.............: 56 8.1 1.8%
13. I want boat.......................................: 54 7.7 1.8%
14. 1/18 Puns.........................................: 46 6.7 1.5%
15. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 45 6.5 1.5%
16. 18 January Puns...................................: 44 6.4 1.5%
17. *****I LOVED HEATH LEDGER******...................: 44 6.4 1.5%
18. January 18 Puns...................................: 43 6.3 1.4%
19. <thwack>..........................................: 41 5.9 1.3%
20. 11 Squared Puns...................................: 41 5.9 1.3%
21. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 38 5.5 1.3%
22. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 38 5.5 1.3%
23. 21 January Puns...................................: 37 5.4 1.2%
24. January 21 Puns...................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
25. so................................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
26. 12 days...........................................: 35 5.0 1.1%
27. Definitons........................................: 31 4.5 1.0%
28. January 24 Puns...................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
29. Definitions.......................................: 29 4.3 1.0%
30. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
31. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
32. February 29 Puns..................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
33. Attention.........................................: 26 3.8 0.9%
34. Alphabet Game II..................................: 26 3.7 0.8%
35. Saturday Night....................................: 24 3.5 0.8%
36. 23/1 Puns.........................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
37. 24/1 Puns.........................................: 21 3.1 0.7%
38. late for work.....................................: 21 3.0 0.7%
39. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 19 2.8 0.6%
40. 49 Squared Puns...................................: 19 2.7 0.6%
41. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 0.6%
42. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 18 2.6 0.6%
43. *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD******................: 17 2.6 0.6%
44. Starter Wife......................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
45. President's Day Puns..............................: 17 2.5 0.6%
46. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
47. obviously.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
48. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 16 2.4 0.5%
49. No Pseudo-Pilots..................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
50. pig nuts..........................................: 15 2.3 0.5%
51. 24/01 Puns........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
52. Sociopath Alert...................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
53. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
54. this may be the last post.........................: 12 1.8 0.4%
55. Everywhere Ya Go..................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
56. 23 January Puns...................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
57. 180 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.4%
58. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 11 1.7 0.4%
59. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 11 1.7 0.4%
60. Just for You Ken ...............................: 11 1.7 0.4%
61. wake up you.......................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
62. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 10 1.5 0.4%
63. EADS Rocket Plane Design for Space Tourism........: 10 1.5 0.3%
64. 777 again.........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
65. 30 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
66. llllllllllllllll..................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
67. 24 January Puns...................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
68. PICTURE OF THE WEEK...............................: 10 1.4 0.3%
69. January 23 Puns...................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
70. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 9 1.4 0.3%
71. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
72. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
73. Q Puns............................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
74. i vagina you all..................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
75. 15 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
76. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 8 1.2 0.3%
77. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 8 1.2 0.3%
78. Shirley (found in acadia.chat)....................: 7 1.1 0.3%
79. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
80. 1/20 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
81. 60 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
82. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
83. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
84. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 7 1.0 0.2%
85. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
86. 20 Days...........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
87. DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
88. Bernie the Retard.................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
89. Ken and Barbie puns...............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
90. 10 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
91. 2 January Puns....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
92. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 6 0.9 0.2%
93. 22/1 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
94. F-35 Pilot HDMS...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
95. mixitfor me.......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
96. How to cook an alien..............................: 6 0.9 0.2%
97. January 22 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
98. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.9 0.2%
99. Tsar..............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
100. i finally rose....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
101. 35th Abortion Anniversary.........................: 5 0.8 0.2%
102. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
103. 285 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
104. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
105. pecker............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
106. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 5 0.8 0.2%
107. Dreamlifter?......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
108. i.................................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
109. 26 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
110. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 5 0.7 0.2%
111. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 4 0.7 0.2%
112. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
113. Drones............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
114. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
115. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
116. 110 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
117. Trolling is for Vermin............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
118. 340 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
119. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
120. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
121. 75 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
122. 1974 German Reverse Fuel Air Weapon...............: 4 0.6 0.1%
123. 165 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
124. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
125. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
126. 50 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
127. bunch of bitches..................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
128. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 4 0.6 0.1%
129. Puppies!..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
130. 3 January Puns....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
131. THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR.........: 3 0.6 0.1%
132. Funny cat story...................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
133. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
134. Message from Shirley..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
135. UK Spring public holiday..........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
136. <thwack> II.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
137. About Bertie......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
138. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
139. Kinda OT... but has some aviation content ......: 3 0.5 0.1%
140. Raptor and Thunderbolt in Flight..................: 3 0.5 0.1%
141. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
142. catch up and purge................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
143. 18 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
144. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
145. 35 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
146. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
147. "Woe Is Loafie..." :-(...........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
148. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
149. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
150. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
151. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
152. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
153. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
154. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
155. my oldest name is Baphomet........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
156. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
157. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.4 0.1%
158. they see the car..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
159. 295 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
160. 205 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
161. whores............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
162. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
163. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
164. Beale Street......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
165. Little Robby, keepin score,Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhah: 2 0.3 0.1%
166. February 28 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
167. Human Evolution Speeding Up.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
168. Xmas Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
169. Baby Robbie shoots for record BI..................: 2 0.3 0.1%
170. Choice and Homosexuality..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
171. 1/21 Puns YUKKY rood one..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
172. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 2 0.3 0.1%
173. Number Letters....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
174. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
175. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
176. Raining Children..................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
177. 18 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
178. Panic in church...................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
179. Asparagus Syndrome................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
180. 715 Pedophile Warning 71..........................: 1 0.2 0.1%
181. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
182. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
183. Pen Puns..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
184. Pedophile Warning.................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
185. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
186. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
187. 2 To The 10th Days................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
188. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
189. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
190. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
191. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
192. 4 To The 5th Days.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
193. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
194. 361 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
195. 165 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
196. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
197. B-26 Marauder Close-Up, WW2.......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
198. 01/23/45..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
199. 384 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
200. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
201. 1/23/45...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
202. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
203. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
204. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
205. 19 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
206. B Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
207. 19 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
208. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
209. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
210. 1024 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
211. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
212. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
213. 32 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
214. Duck!!!!!!........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
215. Batman............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
216. very important....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
217. 145 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
218. If you are in Fort Worth, Texas on Sat February 23: 1 0.1 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 68.2%
2. mimus.....................................................: 24.8%
3. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 24.3%
4. nemo......................................................: 24.1%
5. Wavy......................................................: 23.7%
6. Sharon B..................................................: 22.5%
7. Steve Leyland.............................................: 20.2%
8. Tim Bruening..............................................: 18.6%
9. Aratzio...................................................: 17.1%
10. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 14.9%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. Tim Weaver................................................: 3.4%
2. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 7.3%
3. bob.......................................................: 9.4%
4. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 9.6%
5. mixed nuts................................................: 10.1%
6. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.3%
7. Rob Arndt.................................................: 10.8%
8. dave hillstrom............................................: 11.7%
9. Agent Smith...............................................: 13.6%
10. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 14.9%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 799
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 795
3. alt.humor....................................................: 789
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 755
5. rec.humor....................................................: 539
6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 198
7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 143
8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 94
9. alt.support.autism...........................................: 91
10. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 81

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End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

 

Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:week ending 25 Jan 2008.

Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:01 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:36:28 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 1198
> Total No. of Characters...: 3148635
> Total Volume..............: 3074
> Messages Per Day..........: 171.1
> Characters Per Day........: 449805.0
> Average Daily Volume......: 439 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 66
> Messages with Sigs........: 13.69%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 67.07%
> Original Content Rating...: 20.28%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 708 101.1 59.1%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 78 11.1 6.5%
> 3. mimus.............................................: 59 8.4 4.9%
> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 55 7.9 4.6%
> 5. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 39 5.6 3.3%
> 6. Slipped Moebius...................................: 32 4.6 2.7%
> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 31 4.4 2.6%
> 8. Wavy..............................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
> 9. dave hillstrom....................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
> 11. Steve Leyland.....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> 12. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> 13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 14. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 15. Agent Smith.......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 16. bob...............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 17. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 18. Rob Arndt.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 19. Sharon B..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 20. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 21. John \"C\.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 22. Peter Hucker......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 23. Bill Cleere.......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 24. Per...............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 25. TheApostle........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 26. Timmay!...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 27. BuZZard...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 28. Don H.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 29. Dr Entropy........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 30. James Moening.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 31. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 32. kenpisano.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 33. Diesel986.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 34. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 35. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008..: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 36. Juan M............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 37. Ray...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 38. a55243@gmail.com..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 39. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 40. Baphomet..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 41. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 42. Crawdad...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 43. Eeyore............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 44. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 45. LaBlueGirl........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 46. PorkRhino.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 47. PsychoChicken.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 48. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 49. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 50. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 51. The 2-Belo........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 52. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 54. William Hung......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 55. ah................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 56. apid0x............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 57. eddo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 58. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 59. gregvk............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 60. guy...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 61. mixed nuts........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 62. n5hsr.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 63. nebulax...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 64. pcmax.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 65. pscissons.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 66. slashman..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> ===========================================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1423 203.3 46.3%
> 2. Tim Weaver........................................: 282 40.3 9.2%
> 3. mimus.............................................: 197 28.1 6.4%
> 4. nemo..............................................: 170 24.3 5.5%
> 5. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 155 22.2 5.0%
> 6. Slipped Moebius...................................: 105 15.0 3.4%
> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 88 12.7 2.9%
> 8. Wavy..............................................: 77 11.0 2.5%
> 9. Steve Leyland.....................................: 60 8.6 2.0%
> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 57 8.3 1.9%
> 11. dave hillstrom....................................: 48 7.0 1.6%
> 12. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 44 6.3 1.4%
> 13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 42 6.1 1.4%
> 14. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
> 15. bob...............................................: 23 3.3 0.8%
> 16. Agent Smith.......................................: 22 3.2 0.7%
> 17. Aratzio...........................................: 17 2.4 0.6%
> 18. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 15 2.2 0.5%
> 19. Rob Arndt.........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
> 20. TheApostle........................................: 13 2.0 0.5%
> 21. John \"C\.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
> 22. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 12 1.9 0.4%
> 23. Peter Hucker......................................: 10 1.5 0.4%
> 24. Bill Cleere.......................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 25. Sharon B..........................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
> 26. BuZZard...........................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
> 27. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
> 28. kenpisano.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 29. Timmay!...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 30. Don H.............................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 31. freddy............................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 32. William Hung......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
> 33. Crawdad...........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
> 34. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 35. James Moening.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 36. Juan M............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 37. The 2-Belo........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 38. Gregory Morrow....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 39. Baphomet..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 40. Dr Entropy........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 41. n5hsr.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 42. LaBlueGirl........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 43. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 44. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 45. nebulax...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 46. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 47. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 48. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008..: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 49. slashman..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 50. ah................................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 51. eddo..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 52. guy...............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
> 53. PsychoChicken.....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
> 54. Diesel986.........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
> 55. pscissons.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 56. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 57. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 58. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 59. apid0x............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 60. Ray...............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 61. Eeyore............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 62. pcmax.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 63. a55243@gmail.com..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 64. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 65. gregvk............................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
> 66. The Eclectician...................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>
> Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ==============================================================
> 1. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 55 7.9 4.6%
> 2. 1/21 Puns.........................................: 43 6.1 3.6%
> 3. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 41 5.9 3.4%
> 4. Ping Mimus........................................: 36 5.1 3.0%
> 5. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 35 5.0 2.9%
> 6. 22 January Puns...................................: 32 4.6 2.7%
> 7. 18/1 Puns.........................................: 29 4.1 2.4%
> 8. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 25 3.6 2.1%
> 9. 18 January Puns...................................: 24 3.4 2.0%
> 10. January 18 Puns...................................: 22 3.1 1.8%
> 11. 1/18 Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
> 12. 21 January Puns...................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
> 13. 11 Squared Puns...................................: 20 2.9 1.7%
> 14. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
> 15. January 21 Puns...................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
> 16. 12 days...........................................: 17 2.4 1.4%
> 17. Attention.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
> 18. *****I LOVED HEATH LEDGER******...................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 19. Definitions.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 20. February 29 Puns..................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 21. I want boat.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 22. January 24 Puns...................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 23. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 24. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> 25. <thwack>..........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> 26. OK................................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> 27. PING Steve Leyland................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> 28. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
> 29. "Roger"LOVES to rape little Thai boys.............: 11 1.6 0.9%
> 30. 23/1 Puns.........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
> 31. 24/1 Puns.........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
> 32. so................................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
> 33. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> 34. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> 35. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> 36. Saturday Night....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> 37. pig nuts..........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
> 38. Definitons........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> 39. President's Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> 40. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 9 1.3 0.8%
> 41. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 42. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 43. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 44. 180 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 45. 49 Squared Puns...................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 46. late for work.....................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 47. obviously.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
> 48. 23 January Puns...................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 49. 24/01 Puns........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 50. 30 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 51. Alphabet Game II..................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 52. this may be the last post.........................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 53. Everywhere Ya Go..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 54. January 23 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 55. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 56. Starter Wife......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 57. i vagina you all..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 58. llllllllllllllll..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 59. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 60. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 61. 24 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 62. 777 again.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 63. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 64. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 65. 10 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 66. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 67. 20 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 68. 22/1 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 69. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 70. 285 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 71. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 72. 60 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 73. DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 74. How to cook an alien..............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 75. No Pseudo-Pilots..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 76. Q Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 77. i finally rose....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 78. *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD******................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 79. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 80. 110 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 81. 165 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 82. 170 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 83. 195 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 84. 2 January Puns....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 85. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 86. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 87. 35th Abortion Anniversary.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 88. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 89. 75 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 90. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 91. Bernie the Retard.................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 92. Dreamlifter?......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 93. F-35 Pilot HDMS...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 94. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 95. January 22 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 96. Just for You Ken ...............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 97. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 98. Sociopath Alert...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 99. i.................................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
> 100. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 101. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 102. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 103. 1/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 104. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 105. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 106. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 107. 150 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 108. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 109. 18 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 110. 205 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 111. 26 January Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 112. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 113. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 114. 295 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 115. 3 January Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 116. 320 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 117. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 118. 40 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 119. 50 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 120. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 121. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 122. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 123. <thwack> II.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 124. About Bertie......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 125. Beale Street......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 126. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 127. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 128. Drones............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 129. EADS Rocket Plane Design for Space Tourism........: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 130. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 131. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 132. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 133. Kinda OT... but has some aviation content ......: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 134. Message from Shirley..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 135. Puppies!..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 136. Raptor and Thunderbolt in Flight..................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 137. Shirley (found in acadia.chat)....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 138. THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR.........: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 139. Trolling is for Vermin............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 140. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 141. Tsar..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 142. UK Spring public holiday..........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 143. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 144. bunch of bitches..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 145. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 146. pecker............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 147. they see the car..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 148. wake up you.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 149. whores............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 150. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 151. "Woe Is Loafie..." :-(...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 152. 01/23/45..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 153. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 154. 1/21 Puns YUKKY rood one..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 155. 1/23/45...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 156. 1024 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 157. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 158. 145 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 159. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 160. 165 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 161. 18 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 162. 19 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 163. 19 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 164. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 165. 1974 German Reverse Fuel Air Weapon...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 166. 2 To The 10th Days................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 167. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 168. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 169. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 170. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 171. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 172. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 173. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 174. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 175. 32 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 176. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 177. 361 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 178. 384 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 179. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 180. 4 To The 5th Days.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 181. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 182. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 183. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 184. 715 Pedophile Warning 71..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 185. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 186. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 187. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 188. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 189. Asparagus Syndrome................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 190. B Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 191. B-26 Marauder Close-Up, WW2.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 192. Baby Robbie shoots for record BI..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 193. Batman............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 194. Choice and Homosexuality..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 195. Duck!!!!!!........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 196. February 28 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 197. Funny cat story...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 198. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 199. Human Evolution Speeding Up.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 200. If you are in Fort Worth, Texas on Sat February 23: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 201. Ken and Barbie puns...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 202. Little Robby, keepin score,Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhah: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 203. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 204. Number Letters....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 205. Number Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 206. PICTURE OF THE WEEK...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 207. Panic in church...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 208. Pedophile Warning.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 209. Pen Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 210. Raining Children..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 211. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 212. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 213. Xmas Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 214. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 1 0.1 0.1%
> 215. catch up and purge................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 216. mixitfor me.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 217. my oldest name is Baphomet........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 218. very important....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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> 1. Ping Mimus........................................: 257 36.7 8.4%
> 2. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 170 24.4 5.6%
> 3. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 139 20.0 4.5%
> 4. 1/21 Puns.........................................: 82 11.7 2.7%
> 5. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 78 11.3 2.6%
> 6. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 77 11.1 2.5%
> 7. PING Steve Leyland................................: 67 9.6 2.2%
> 8. 18/1 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 2.1%
> 9. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 62 9.0 2.0%
> 10. 22 January Puns...................................: 62 8.9 2.0%
> 11. OK................................................: 59 8.5 1.9%
> 12. "Roger"LOVES to rape little Thai boys.............: 56 8.1 1.8%
> 13. I want boat.......................................: 54 7.7 1.8%
> 14. 1/18 Puns.........................................: 46 6.7 1.5%
> 15. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 45 6.5 1.5%
> 16. 18 January Puns...................................: 44 6.4 1.5%
> 17. *****I LOVED HEATH LEDGER******...................: 44 6.4 1.5%
> 18. January 18 Puns...................................: 43 6.3 1.4%
> 19. <thwack>..........................................: 41 5.9 1.3%
> 20. 11 Squared Puns...................................: 41 5.9 1.3%
> 21. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 38 5.5 1.3%
> 22. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 38 5.5 1.3%
> 23. 21 January Puns...................................: 37 5.4 1.2%
> 24. January 21 Puns...................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
> 25. so................................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
> 26. 12 days...........................................: 35 5.0 1.1%
> 27. Definitons........................................: 31 4.5 1.0%
> 28. January 24 Puns...................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
> 29. Definitions.......................................: 29 4.3 1.0%
> 30. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
> 31. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
> 32. February 29 Puns..................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
> 33. Attention.........................................: 26 3.8 0.9%
> 34. Alphabet Game II..................................: 26 3.7 0.8%
> 35. Saturday Night....................................: 24 3.5 0.8%
> 36. 23/1 Puns.........................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
> 37. 24/1 Puns.........................................: 21 3.1 0.7%
> 38. late for work.....................................: 21 3.0 0.7%
> 39. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 19 2.8 0.6%
> 40. 49 Squared Puns...................................: 19 2.7 0.6%
> 41. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 0.6%
> 42. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 18 2.6 0.6%
> 43. *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD******................: 17 2.6 0.6%
> 44. Starter Wife......................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
> 45. President's Day Puns..............................: 17 2.5 0.6%
> 46. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
> 47. obviously.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
> 48. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 16 2.4 0.5%
> 49. No Pseudo-Pilots..................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
> 50. pig nuts..........................................: 15 2.3 0.5%
> 51. 24/01 Puns........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
> 52. Sociopath Alert...................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
> 53. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
> 54. this may be the last post.........................: 12 1.8 0.4%
> 55. Everywhere Ya Go..................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
> 56. 23 January Puns...................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
> 57. 180 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.4%
> 58. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 11 1.7 0.4%
> 59. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 11 1.7 0.4%
> 60. Just for You Ken ...............................: 11 1.7 0.4%
> 61. wake up you.......................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
> 62. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 10 1.5 0.4%
> 63. EADS Rocket Plane Design for Space Tourism........: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 64. 777 again.........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 65. 30 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 66. llllllllllllllll..................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 67. 24 January Puns...................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 68. PICTURE OF THE WEEK...............................: 10 1.4 0.3%
> 69. January 23 Puns...................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
> 70. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 9 1.4 0.3%
> 71. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
> 72. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
> 73. Q Puns............................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
> 74. i vagina you all..................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
> 75. 15 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
> 76. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 8 1.2 0.3%
> 77. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 8 1.2 0.3%
> 78. Shirley (found in acadia.chat)....................: 7 1.1 0.3%
> 79. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 80. 1/20 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 81. 60 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 82. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 83. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 84. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 85. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 86. 20 Days...........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 87. DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 88. Bernie the Retard.................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 89. Ken and Barbie puns...............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 90. 10 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 91. 2 January Puns....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 92. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 6 0.9 0.2%
> 93. 22/1 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 94. F-35 Pilot HDMS...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 95. mixitfor me.......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 96. How to cook an alien..............................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 97. January 22 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 98. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.9 0.2%
> 99. Tsar..............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 100. i finally rose....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 101. 35th Abortion Anniversary.........................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 102. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 103. 285 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 104. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 105. pecker............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 106. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 5 0.8 0.2%
> 107. Dreamlifter?......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
> 108. i.................................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
> 109. 26 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
> 110. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 5 0.7 0.2%
> 111. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 4 0.7 0.2%
> 112. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
> 113. Drones............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 114. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 115. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 116. 110 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 117. Trolling is for Vermin............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 118. 340 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 119. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 120. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 121. 75 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 122. 1974 German Reverse Fuel Air Weapon...............: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 123. 165 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 124. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 125. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 126. 50 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 127. bunch of bitches..................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 128. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 129. Puppies!..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 130. 3 January Puns....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 131. THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR.........: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 132. Funny cat story...................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 133. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 134. Message from Shirley..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 135. UK Spring public holiday..........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 136. <thwack> II.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 137. About Bertie......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 138. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 139. Kinda OT... but has some aviation content ......: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 140. Raptor and Thunderbolt in Flight..................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 141. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 142. catch up and purge................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 143. 18 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 144. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 145. 35 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 146. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 147. "Woe Is Loafie..." :-(...........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 148. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 149. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 150. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 151. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 152. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 153. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 154. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 155. my oldest name is Baphomet........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 156. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 157. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 158. they see the car..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 159. 295 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 160. 205 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 161. whores............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 162. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 163. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 164. Beale Street......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 165. Little Robby, keepin score,Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhah: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 166. February 28 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 167. Human Evolution Speeding Up.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 168. Xmas Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 169. Baby Robbie shoots for record BI..................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 170. Choice and Homosexuality..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 171. 1/21 Puns YUKKY rood one..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 172. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 173. Number Letters....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 174. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 175. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
> 176. Raining Children..................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
> 177. 18 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 178. Panic in church...................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 179. Asparagus Syndrome................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 180. 715 Pedophile Warning 71..........................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 181. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 182. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 183. Pen Puns..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 184. Pedophile Warning.................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 185. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
> 186. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 187. 2 To The 10th Days................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 188. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 189. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 190. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 191. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 192. 4 To The 5th Days.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 193. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 194. 361 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 195. 165 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 196. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 197. B-26 Marauder Close-Up, WW2.......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 198. 01/23/45..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 199. 384 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 200. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 201. 1/23/45...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 202. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 203. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 204. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 205. 19 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 206. B Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 207. 19 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 208. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 209. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 210. 1024 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 211. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 212. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 213. 32 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 214. Duck!!!!!!........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 215. Batman............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 216. very important....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 217. 145 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 218. If you are in Fort Worth, Texas on Sat February 23: 1 0.1 0.0%
>
> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ===============================================================
> 1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 68.2%
> 2. mimus.....................................................: 24.8%
> 3. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 24.3%
> 4. nemo......................................................: 24.1%
> 5. Wavy......................................................: 23.7%
> 6. Sharon B..................................................: 22.5%
> 7. Steve Leyland.............................................: 20.2%
> 8. Tim Bruening..............................................: 18.6%
> 9. Aratzio...................................................: 17.1%
> 10. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 14.9%
>
> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ==================================================================
> 1. Tim Weaver................................................: 3.4%
> 2. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 7.3%
> 3. bob.......................................................: 9.4%
> 4. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 9.6%
> 5. mixed nuts................................................: 10.1%
> 6. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.3%
> 7. Rob Arndt.................................................: 10.8%
> 8. dave hillstrom............................................: 11.7%
> 9. Agent Smith...............................................: 13.6%
> 10. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 14.9%
>
> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> ==========================================
> 1. demon.local..................................................: 799
> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 795
> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 789
> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 755
> 5. rec.humor....................................................: 539
> 6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 198
> 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 143
> 8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 94
> 9. alt.support.autism...........................................: 91
> 10. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 81
>
> ====================================================
> End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688

 

On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:49:02 -0600, Per wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:01 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:36:28 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1198
>> Total No. of Characters...: 3148635
>> Total Volume..............: 3074
>> Messages Per Day..........: 171.1
>> Characters Per Day........: 449805.0
>> Average Daily Volume......: 439 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 66
>> Messages with Sigs........: 13.69%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 67.07%
>> Original Content Rating...: 20.28%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 708 101.1 59.1%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 78 11.1 6.5%
>> 3. mimus.............................................: 59 8.4 4.9%
>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 55 7.9 4.6%
>> 5. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 39 5.6 3.3%
>> 6. Slipped Moebius...................................: 32 4.6 2.7%
>> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 31 4.4 2.6%
>> 8. Wavy..............................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
>> 9. dave hillstrom....................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
>> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
>> 11. Steve Leyland.....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
>> 12. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>> 13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 14. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 15. Agent Smith.......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 16. bob...............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 17. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 18. Rob Arndt.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 19. Sharon B..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 20. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 21. John \"C\.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 22. Peter Hucker......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 23. Bill Cleere.......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 24. Per...............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 25. TheApostle........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 26. Timmay!...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 27. BuZZard...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 28. Don H.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 29. Dr Entropy........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 30. James Moening.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 31. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 32. kenpisano.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 33. Diesel986.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 34. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 35. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 36. Juan M............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 37. Ray...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 38. a55243@gmail.com..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 39. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 40. Baphomet..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 41. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 42. Crawdad...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 43. Eeyore............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 44. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 45. LaBlueGirl........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 46. PorkRhino.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 47. PsychoChicken.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 48. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 49. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 50. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 51. The 2-Belo........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 52. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 54. William Hung......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 55. ah................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 56. apid0x............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 57. eddo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 58. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 59. gregvk............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 60. guy...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 61. mixed nuts........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 62. n5hsr.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 63. nebulax...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 64. pcmax.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 65. pscissons.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 66. slashman..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> ===========================================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1423 203.3 46.3%
>> 2. Tim Weaver........................................: 282 40.3 9.2%
>> 3. mimus.............................................: 197 28.1 6.4%
>> 4. nemo..............................................: 170 24.3 5.5%
>> 5. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 155 22.2 5.0%
>> 6. Slipped Moebius...................................: 105 15.0 3.4%
>> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 88 12.7 2.9%
>> 8. Wavy..............................................: 77 11.0 2.5%
>> 9. Steve Leyland.....................................: 60 8.6 2.0%
>> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 57 8.3 1.9%
>> 11. dave hillstrom....................................: 48 7.0 1.6%
>> 12. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 44 6.3 1.4%
>> 13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 42 6.1 1.4%
>> 14. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
>> 15. bob...............................................: 23 3.3 0.8%
>> 16. Agent Smith.......................................: 22 3.2 0.7%
>> 17. Aratzio...........................................: 17 2.4 0.6%
>> 18. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 15 2.2 0.5%
>> 19. Rob Arndt.........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
>> 20. TheApostle........................................: 13 2.0 0.5%
>> 21. John \"C\.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
>> 22. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 12 1.9 0.4%
>> 23. Peter Hucker......................................: 10 1.5 0.4%
>> 24. Bill Cleere.......................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>> 25. Sharon B..........................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
>> 26. BuZZard...........................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
>> 27. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
>> 28. kenpisano.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 29. Timmay!...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 30. Don H.............................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 31. freddy............................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 32. William Hung......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
>> 33. Crawdad...........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
>> 34. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 35. James Moening.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 36. Juan M............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 37. The 2-Belo........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 38. Gregory Morrow....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 39. Baphomet..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 40. Dr Entropy........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 41. n5hsr.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 42. LaBlueGirl........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 43. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 44. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 45. nebulax...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 46. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 47. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 48. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008..: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 49. slashman..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 50. ah................................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 51. eddo..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 52. guy...............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
>> 53. PsychoChicken.....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
>> 54. Diesel986.........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
>> 55. pscissons.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 56. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 57. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 58. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 59. apid0x............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 60. Ray...............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 61. Eeyore............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 62. pcmax.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 63. a55243@gmail.com..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 64. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 65. gregvk............................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>> 66. The Eclectician...................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>>
>> Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ==============================================================
>> 1. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 55 7.9 4.6%
>> 2. 1/21 Puns.........................................: 43 6.1 3.6%
>> 3. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 41 5.9 3.4%
>> 4. Ping Mimus........................................: 36 5.1 3.0%
>> 5. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 35 5.0 2.9%
>> 6. 22 January Puns...................................: 32 4.6 2.7%
>> 7. 18/1 Puns.........................................: 29 4.1 2.4%
>> 8. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 25 3.6 2.1%
>> 9. 18 January Puns...................................: 24 3.4 2.0%
>> 10. January 18 Puns...................................: 22 3.1 1.8%
>> 11. 1/18 Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>> 12. 21 January Puns...................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>> 13. 11 Squared Puns...................................: 20 2.9 1.7%
>> 14. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
>> 15. January 21 Puns...................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
>> 16. 12 days...........................................: 17 2.4 1.4%
>> 17. Attention.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>> 18. *****I LOVED HEATH LEDGER******...................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 19. Definitions.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 20. February 29 Puns..................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 21. I want boat.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 22. January 24 Puns...................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 23. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 24. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>> 25. <thwack>..........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>> 26. OK................................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>> 27. PING Steve Leyland................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>> 28. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
>> 29. "Roger"LOVES to rape little Thai boys.............: 11 1.6 0.9%
>> 30. 23/1 Puns.........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>> 31. 24/1 Puns.........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>> 32. so................................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>> 33. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
>> 34. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 10 1.4 0.8%
>> 35. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
>> 36. Saturday Night....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
>> 37. pig nuts..........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
>> 38. Definitons........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>> 39. President's Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>> 40. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 9 1.3 0.8%
>> 41. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 42. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 43. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 44. 180 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 45. 49 Squared Puns...................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 46. late for work.....................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 47. obviously.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
>> 48. 23 January Puns...................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 49. 24/01 Puns........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 50. 30 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 51. Alphabet Game II..................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 52. this may be the last post.........................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 53. Everywhere Ya Go..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 54. January 23 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 55. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 56. Starter Wife......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 57. i vagina you all..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 58. llllllllllllllll..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 59. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 60. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 61. 24 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 62. 777 again.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 63. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 64. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 65. 10 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 66. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 67. 20 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 68. 22/1 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 69. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 70. 285 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 71. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 72. 60 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 73. DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 74. How to cook an alien..............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 75. No Pseudo-Pilots..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 76. Q Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 77. i finally rose....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 78. *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD******................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 79. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 80. 110 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 81. 165 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 82. 170 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 83. 195 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 84. 2 January Puns....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 85. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 86. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 87. 35th Abortion Anniversary.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 88. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 89. 75 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 90. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 91. Bernie the Retard.................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 92. Dreamlifter?......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 93. F-35 Pilot HDMS...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 94. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 95. January 22 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 96. Just for You Ken ...............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 97. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 98. Sociopath Alert...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 99. i.................................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
>> 100. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 101. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 102. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 103. 1/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 104. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 105. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 106. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 107. 150 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 108. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 109. 18 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 110. 205 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 111. 26 January Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 112. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 113. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 114. 295 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 115. 3 January Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 116. 320 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 117. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 118. 40 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 119. 50 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 120. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 121. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 122. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 123. <thwack> II.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 124. About Bertie......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 125. Beale Street......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 126. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 127. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 128. Drones............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 129. EADS Rocket Plane Design for Space Tourism........: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 130. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 131. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 132. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 133. Kinda OT... but has some aviation content ......: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 134. Message from Shirley..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 135. Puppies!..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 136. Raptor and Thunderbolt in Flight..................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 137. Shirley (found in acadia.chat)....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 138. THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR.........: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 139. Trolling is for Vermin............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 140. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 141. Tsar..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 142. UK Spring public holiday..........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 143. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 144. bunch of bitches..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 145. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 146. pecker............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 147. they see the car..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 148. wake up you.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 149. whores............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 150. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 151. "Woe Is Loafie..." :-(...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 152. 01/23/45..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 153. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 154. 1/21 Puns YUKKY rood one..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 155. 1/23/45...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 156. 1024 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 157. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 158. 145 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 159. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 160. 165 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 161. 18 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 162. 19 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 163. 19 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 164. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 165. 1974 German Reverse Fuel Air Weapon...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 166. 2 To The 10th Days................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 167. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 168. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 169. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 170. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 171. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 172. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 173. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 174. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 175. 32 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 176. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 177. 361 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 178. 384 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 179. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 180. 4 To The 5th Days.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 181. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 182. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 183. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 184. 715 Pedophile Warning 71..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 185. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 186. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 187. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 188. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 189. Asparagus Syndrome................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 190. B Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 191. B-26 Marauder Close-Up, WW2.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 192. Baby Robbie shoots for record BI..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 193. Batman............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 194. Choice and Homosexuality..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 195. Duck!!!!!!........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 196. February 28 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 197. Funny cat story...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 198. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 199. Human Evolution Speeding Up.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 200. If you are in Fort Worth, Texas on Sat February 23: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 201. Ken and Barbie puns...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 202. Little Robby, keepin score,Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhah: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 203. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 204. Number Letters....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 205. Number Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 206. PICTURE OF THE WEEK...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 207. Panic in church...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 208. Pedophile Warning.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 209. Pen Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 210. Raining Children..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 211. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 212. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 213. Xmas Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 214. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 215. catch up and purge................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 216. mixitfor me.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 217. my oldest name is Baphomet........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 218. very important....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> ===========================================================================
>> 1. Ping Mimus........................................: 257 36.7 8.4%
>> 2. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 170 24.4 5.6%
>> 3. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 139 20.0 4.5%
>> 4. 1/21 Puns.........................................: 82 11.7 2.7%
>> 5. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 78 11.3 2.6%
>> 6. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 77 11.1 2.5%
>> 7. PING Steve Leyland................................: 67 9.6 2.2%
>> 8. 18/1 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 2.1%
>> 9. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 62 9.0 2.0%
>> 10. 22 January Puns...................................: 62 8.9 2.0%
>> 11. OK................................................: 59 8.5 1.9%
>> 12. "Roger"LOVES to rape little Thai boys.............: 56 8.1 1.8%
>> 13. I want boat.......................................: 54 7.7 1.8%
>> 14. 1/18 Puns.........................................: 46 6.7 1.5%
>> 15. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 45 6.5 1.5%
>> 16. 18 January Puns...................................: 44 6.4 1.5%
>> 17. *****I LOVED HEATH LEDGER******...................: 44 6.4 1.5%
>> 18. January 18 Puns...................................: 43 6.3 1.4%
>> 19. <thwack>..........................................: 41 5.9 1.3%
>> 20. 11 Squared Puns...................................: 41 5.9 1.3%
>> 21. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 38 5.5 1.3%
>> 22. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 38 5.5 1.3%
>> 23. 21 January Puns...................................: 37 5.4 1.2%
>> 24. January 21 Puns...................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
>> 25. so................................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
>> 26. 12 days...........................................: 35 5.0 1.1%
>> 27. Definitons........................................: 31 4.5 1.0%
>> 28. January 24 Puns...................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
>> 29. Definitions.......................................: 29 4.3 1.0%
>> 30. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
>> 31. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
>> 32. February 29 Puns..................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
>> 33. Attention.........................................: 26 3.8 0.9%
>> 34. Alphabet Game II..................................: 26 3.7 0.8%
>> 35. Saturday Night....................................: 24 3.5 0.8%
>> 36. 23/1 Puns.........................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
>> 37. 24/1 Puns.........................................: 21 3.1 0.7%
>> 38. late for work.....................................: 21 3.0 0.7%
>> 39. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 19 2.8 0.6%
>> 40. 49 Squared Puns...................................: 19 2.7 0.6%
>> 41. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 0.6%
>> 42. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 18 2.6 0.6%
>> 43. *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD******................: 17 2.6 0.6%
>> 44. Starter Wife......................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
>> 45. President's Day Puns..............................: 17 2.5 0.6%
>> 46. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
>> 47. obviously.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
>> 48. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 16 2.4 0.5%
>> 49. No Pseudo-Pilots..................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
>> 50. pig nuts..........................................: 15 2.3 0.5%
>> 51. 24/01 Puns........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
>> 52. Sociopath Alert...................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
>> 53. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
>> 54. this may be the last post.........................: 12 1.8 0.4%
>> 55. Everywhere Ya Go..................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
>> 56. 23 January Puns...................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
>> 57. 180 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.4%
>> 58. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 11 1.7 0.4%
>> 59. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 11 1.7 0.4%
>> 60. Just for You Ken ...............................: 11 1.7 0.4%
>> 61. wake up you.......................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
>> 62. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 10 1.5 0.4%
>> 63. EADS Rocket Plane Design for Space Tourism........: 10 1.5 0.3%
>> 64. 777 again.........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>> 65. 30 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>> 66. llllllllllllllll..................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>> 67. 24 January Puns...................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>> 68. PICTURE OF THE WEEK...............................: 10 1.4 0.3%
>> 69. January 23 Puns...................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
>> 70. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 9 1.4 0.3%
>> 71. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
>> 72. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
>> 73. Q Puns............................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
>> 74. i vagina you all..................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
>> 75. 15 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
>> 76. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 8 1.2 0.3%
>> 77. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 8 1.2 0.3%
>> 78. Shirley (found in acadia.chat)....................: 7 1.1 0.3%
>> 79. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 80. 1/20 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 81. 60 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 82. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 83. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 84. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 85. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 86. 20 Days...........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 87. DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 88. Bernie the Retard.................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 89. Ken and Barbie puns...............................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 90. 10 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 91. 2 January Puns....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 92. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 93. 22/1 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 94. F-35 Pilot HDMS...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 95. mixitfor me.......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 96. How to cook an alien..............................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 97. January 22 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 98. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.9 0.2%
>> 99. Tsar..............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 100. i finally rose....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 101. 35th Abortion Anniversary.........................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 102. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 103. 285 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 104. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 105. pecker............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 106. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 5 0.8 0.2%
>> 107. Dreamlifter?......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
>> 108. i.................................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
>> 109. 26 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
>> 110. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 5 0.7 0.2%
>> 111. Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns.......: 4 0.7 0.2%
>> 112. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
>> 113. Drones............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 114. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 115. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 116. 110 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 117. Trolling is for Vermin............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 118. 340 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 119. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 120. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 121. 75 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 122. 1974 German Reverse Fuel Air Weapon...............: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 123. 165 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 124. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 125. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 126. 50 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 127. bunch of bitches..................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 128. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 129. Puppies!..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 130. 3 January Puns....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
>> 131. THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR.........: 3 0.6 0.1%
>> 132. Funny cat story...................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
>> 133. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 134. Message from Shirley..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 135. UK Spring public holiday..........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 136. <thwack> II.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 137. About Bertie......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 138. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 139. Kinda OT... but has some aviation content ......: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 140. Raptor and Thunderbolt in Flight..................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 141. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 142. catch up and purge................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 143. 18 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 144. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 145. 35 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 146. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 147. "Woe Is Loafie..." :-(...........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 148. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 149. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 150. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 151. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 152. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 153. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 154. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 155. my oldest name is Baphomet........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 156. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 157. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 158. they see the car..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 159. 295 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 160. 205 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 161. whores............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 162. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 163. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 164. Beale Street......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 165. Little Robby, keepin score,Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhah: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 166. February 28 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 167. Human Evolution Speeding Up.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 168. Xmas Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 169. Baby Robbie shoots for record BI..................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 170. Choice and Homosexuality..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 171. 1/21 Puns YUKKY rood one..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 172. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 173. Number Letters....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 174. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 175. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
>> 176. Raining Children..................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
>> 177. 18 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 178. Panic in church...................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 179. Asparagus Syndrome................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 180. 715 Pedophile Warning 71..........................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 181. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 182. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 183. Pen Puns..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 184. Pedophile Warning.................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 185. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
>> 186. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 187. 2 To The 10th Days................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 188. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 189. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 190. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 191. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 192. 4 To The 5th Days.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 193. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 194. 361 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 195. 165 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 196. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 197. B-26 Marauder Close-Up, WW2.......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 198. 01/23/45..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 199. 384 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 200. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 201. 1/23/45...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 202. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 203. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 204. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 205. 19 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 206. B Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 207. 19 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 208. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 209. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 210. 1024 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 211. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 212. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 213. 32 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 214. Duck!!!!!!........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 215. Batman............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 216. very important....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 217. 145 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 218. If you are in Fort Worth, Texas on Sat February 23: 1 0.1 0.0%
>>
>> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 68.2%
>> 2. mimus.....................................................: 24.8%
>> 3. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 24.3%
>> 4. nemo......................................................: 24.1%
>> 5. Wavy......................................................: 23.7%
>> 6. Sharon B..................................................: 22.5%
>> 7. Steve Leyland.............................................: 20.2%
>> 8. Tim Bruening..............................................: 18.6%
>> 9. Aratzio...................................................: 17.1%
>> 10. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 14.9%
>>
>> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> ==================================================================
>> 1. Tim Weaver................................................: 3.4%
>> 2. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 7.3%
>> 3. bob.......................................................: 9.4%
>> 4. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 9.6%
>> 5. mixed nuts................................................: 10.1%
>> 6. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.3%
>> 7. Rob Arndt.................................................: 10.8%
>> 8. dave hillstrom............................................: 11.7%
>> 9. Agent Smith...............................................: 13.6%
>> 10. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 14.9%
>>
>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>> ==========================================
>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 799
>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 795
>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 789
>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 755
>> 5. rec.humor....................................................: 539
>> 6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 198
>> 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 143
>> 8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 94
>> 9. alt.support.autism...........................................: 91
>> 10. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 81
>>
>> ====================================================
>> End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>
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