Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 18 Jan 2008.

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:00:01 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:39:50 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1305
Total No. of Characters...: 3990433
Total Volume..............: 3896
Messages Per Day..........: 186.4
Characters Per Day........: 570061.9
Average Daily Volume......: 556 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 65
Messages with Sigs........: 22.30%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 65.64%
Original Content Rating...: 15.61%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
7. Wavy..............................................: 33 4.7 2.5%
8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 27 3.9 2.1%
9. Sharon B..........................................: 19 2.7 1.5%
10. JeanDArc~~........................................: 18 2.6 1.4%
11. Naked Gonad.......................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
12. Daedalus..........................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
13. Aratzio...........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
14. Timmay!...........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
15. BuZZard...........................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
16. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
17. Tim Weaver........................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
18. pscissons.........................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
19. Phil Kyle 2008....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
20. Peter Hucker......................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
21. Dr Entropy........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
22. Usenet Rulez......................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
23. ah................................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
24. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
25. mixed nuts........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
26. Holly.............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
27. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
28. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
29. Shirley...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
30. mixed nuts........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
31. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
32. demon???angel???..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
33. FrozenNorth.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
34. gregvk............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
35. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 4 0.6 0.3%
36. xikom03...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
37. Henry Rouhivuori..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
38. Mr Pounder........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
39. -= Hawk =-........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
40. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 2 0.3 0.2%
41. Crawdad...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
42. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
43. pmd...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
44. Antoll MA.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. MCP...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. Muz@aoo...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. guerrillaresistance_1@hotmail.com.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. BostonBlackie?....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. Cassie............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. Eaton Wings.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Garondo Marondo...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. Jade is a fucking Retard..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. LaBlueGirl........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. PrinceAlbert......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. William Hung......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. kcannon...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. miguel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. paul carrier......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. rota6566..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1310 187.3 33.6%
2. Tim Weaver........................................: 233 33.3 6.0%
3. Usenet Rulez......................................: 222 31.7 5.7%
4. demon???angel???..................................: 221 31.7 5.7%
5. mimus.............................................: 208 29.7 5.3%
6. nemo..............................................: 177 25.4 4.6%
7. dave hillstrom....................................: 137 19.6 3.5%
8. Wavy..............................................: 120 17.3 3.1%
9. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 112 16.1 2.9%
10. Naked Gonad.......................................: 105 15.1 2.7%
11. JeanDArc~~........................................: 105 15.0 2.7%
12. Slipped Moebius...................................: 85 12.2 2.2%
13. Sharon B..........................................: 73 10.5 1.9%
14. BuZZard...........................................: 55 8.0 1.4%
15. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 49 7.1 1.3%
16. Steve Leyland.....................................: 47 6.8 1.2%
17. Holly.............................................: 47 6.8 1.2%
18. Daedalus..........................................: 46 6.6 1.2%
19. pscissons.........................................: 42 6.1 1.1%
20. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 42 6.1 1.1%
21. knoxy.............................................: 37 5.4 1.0%
22. Phil Kyle 2008....................................: 32 4.7 0.8%
23. Tim Weaver........................................: 31 4.6 0.8%
24. Aratzio...........................................: 30 4.3 0.8%
25. Timmay!...........................................: 28 4.0 0.7%
26. Peter Hucker......................................: 25 3.7 0.7%
27. Dr Entropy........................................: 21 3.1 0.6%
28. ah................................................: 20 2.9 0.5%
29. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 18 2.7 0.5%
30. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
31. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 15 2.1 0.4%
32. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 13 2.0 0.4%
33. FrozenNorth.......................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
34. Shirley...........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
35. Mr Pounder........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
36. pmd...............................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
37. xikom03...........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
38. gregvk............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
39. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
40. Crawdad...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
41. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
42. Cassie............................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
43. PrinceAlbert......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
44. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 4 0.6 0.1%
45. BostonBlackie?....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
46. Henry Rouhivuori..................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
47. MCP...............................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
48. Gregory Morrow....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
49. Garondo Marondo...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
50. rota6566..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
51. William Hung......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
52. -= Hawk =-........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
53. LaBlueGirl........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
54. kcannon...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
55. Boris T . Wayne...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
56. John \"C\.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
57. Antoll MA.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
58. paul carrier......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
59. Muz@aoo...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
60. miguel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
61. Jade is a fucking Retard..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
62. guerrillaresistance_1@hotmail.com.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
63. freddy............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
64. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
65. Eaton Wings.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Ping Mimus........................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
2. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 42 6.0 3.2%
3. so................................................: 42 6.0 3.2%
4. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 37 5.3 2.8%
5. 12 days...........................................: 36 5.1 2.8%
6. TROLLTYPES IN HERE................................: 36 5.1 2.8%
7. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 30 4.3 2.3%
8. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 29 4.1 2.2%
9. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 25 3.6 1.9%
10. 1/12 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 1.8%
11. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 24 3.4 1.8%
12. 1 Cubed, 3 Cubed Puns.............................: 23 3.3 1.8%
13. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 22 3.1 1.7%
14. food..............................................: 22 3.1 1.7%
15. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 21 3.0 1.6%
16. WelCoMe tot HE WondeRfUL worLd oF arT.............: 21 3.0 1.6%
17. 17/1 Puns.........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
18. January 15 Puns...................................: 19 2.7 1.5%
19. 1/11 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.4%
20. 12/1 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.4%
21. January 17 Puns...................................: 18 2.6 1.4%
22. This Has Got To Suck..............................: 18 2.6 1.4%
23. Well, Aren't I Popular These Days.................: 18 2.6 1.4%
24. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
25. January 14 Puns...................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
26. 09/07/05 Puns.....................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
27. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 15 2.1 1.1%
28. Dear sweety (Wavy G)..............................: 14 2.0 1.1%
29. wake up you.......................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
30. 14/1 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
31. 3 Cubed, 1 Cubed Puns.............................: 13 1.9 1.0%
32. January 11 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
33. 15/1 Puns.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
34. My poor nephew....................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
35. The Most Holy Name Of Jesus Christ Day Puns.......: 12 1.7 0.9%
36. World Peace Day Puns..............................: 11 1.6 0.8%
37. 15 January Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
38. *Checks Email*....................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
39. 11 January Puns...................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
40. 11/1 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
41. Particle poop.....................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
42. ri future.........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
43. FlonkNews: Left, Right, Male, Female, What's the D: 8 1.1 0.6%
44. ONE MORE TIME Re: Godnatt.........................: 8 1.1 0.6%
45. The Peace of the Couch............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
46. catch up and purge................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
47. 1/13 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
48. 12 January Puns...................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
49. 13 January Puns...................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
50. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
51. 20 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
52. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
53. Baptism Of The Lord Day Puns......................: 7 1.0 0.5%
54. From Jeff Bridges' Blog...........................: 7 1.0 0.5%
55. January 13 Puns...................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
56. My car's getting a new motor......................: 7 1.0 0.5%
57. flonk on irc......................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
58. i have lost.......................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
59. 13/1 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
60. January 1 Puns....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
61. SIT IN !!.........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
62. The Most Holy Name Of Jesus Day Puns..............: 6 0.9 0.5%
63. im having an attack of rancid flatus..............: 6 0.9 0.5%
64. late for work.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
65. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
66. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
67. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
68. 18 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
69. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 5 0.7 0.4%
70. January 2 Puns....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
71. On Bread, Virile..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
72. PNIG DAEV.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
73. bunch of bitches..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
74. 02/03/06 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
75. 06/12/18 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
76. 1 January Puns....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
77. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
78. 2 To The 7th Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
79. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
80. 27 January Puns...................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
81. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
82. 330 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
83. Bring Back........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
84. Definitions.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
85. Definitons........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
86. New Year's Puns...................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
87. Shoulder..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
88. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 4 0.6 0.3%
89. The radio weather guy.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
90. weeeeeeee! looks like im being forged again......: 4 0.6 0.3%
91. 1/12/144..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
92. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
93. 1/3 Puns..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
94. 1002 Days.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
95. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
96. 22 December Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
97. 260 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
98. 27/1 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
99. 30 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
100. A Merry Christmas to All..........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
101. Henry =?ISO-8859-1?Q?R=F6vineime_the_swedish_inter: 3 0.4 0.2%
102. Henry R?vineime the swedish internet gangster and : 3 0.4 0.2%
103. January 21 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
104. January 27 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
105. SIT IN !!........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
106. The January Crunch is Worse This Year.............: 3 0.4 0.2%
107. i.................................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
108. typical...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
109. 02/04/06 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
110. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
111. 15 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
112. 160 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
113. 170 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
114. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
115. 2 To The 1, 2 To The 2 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.2%
116. 20/20 puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
117. 23 December Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
118. 240 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
119. 245 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
120. 25 January Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
121. 28/1 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
122. 289 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
123. 300 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
124. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
125. 40 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
126. 5 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
127. 6 Years...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
128. 60 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
129. 70 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
130. 75 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
131. Comes in and No One is home.......................: 2 0.3 0.2%
132. I want to be a member of MEOW.....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
133. I was thinkin' last night 'bout Elvis.............: 2 0.3 0.2%
134. January 16 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
135. January 25 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
136. January 26 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
137. January 28 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
138. Missing Letters...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
139. Musical Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
140. New Year's Day Puns...............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
141. Q Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
142. Quake!............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
143. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 2 0.3 0.2%
144. dear louisa.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
145. i am incredibly...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
146. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
147. - - - - - test....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
148. 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
149. 1/11/121..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
150. 1/13/169..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. 1/26 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
153. 1000 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. 1003 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. 1020 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. 110 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. 12/08/04 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. 12/22 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. 140 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. 150 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. 22/12 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. 24/12/06 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. 255 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. 26 January Puns...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. 26/1 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. 275 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. 370 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. 371 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. A Hard-to-Keep-Secret Shame.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. America's Darkest Secret ! Pass it on:.........: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. Belated Official Eddie Bernard day in DL..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. Bush Administration Denies Iraq Vets Health Care..: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. Cans..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. Female Chinese Pilots Pic.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. Happy Trails, America! But Where Are They?........: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. Henry R?vineime the swedish internet gangster and: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. Holiday Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. How to become an American Citizen.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. Humpty Dumpty.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. I have............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. Is this the goup for brittish food or are there an: 1 0.1 0.1%
197. January 12 Puns...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
198. M Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
199. Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe's 'Random Thoughts' For : 1 0.1 0.1%
200. Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe's 'Random Thoughts' For : 1 0.1 0.1%
201. Michigan Primary Day Puns.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
202. Moter Boater Toter Floater Voter..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
203. Mysterious $100 ?supernote? counterfeit bills appe: 1 0.1 0.1%
204. N Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
205. Newsgroup propagation tool temporarily unavailable: 1 0.1 0.1%
206. Number Letters....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
207. Orange Party......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
208. PING Steve Leyland................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
209. R Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
210. Sex Manual........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
211. THE INTERNET TROLL PERSONALITY DISORDER...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
212. Videos: Extraterrestrial World Contact (June 6th).: 1 0.1 0.1%
213. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
214. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 1 0.1 0.1%
215. Z Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. ONE MORE TIME Re: Godnatt.........................: 437 62.5 11.2%
2. TROLLTYPES IN HERE................................: 240 34.4 6.2%
3. SIT IN UPDATE !...................................: 194 27.8 5.0%
4. Ping Mimus........................................: 155 22.2 4.0%
5. 1/17 Puns.........................................: 96 13.8 2.5%
6. so................................................: 84 12.0 2.2%
7. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 82 11.8 2.1%
8. wake up you.......................................: 79 11.4 2.0%
9. Happy Birthday SMURFS!............................: 77 11.1 2.0%
10. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 77 11.0 2.0%
11. 12 days...........................................: 75 10.8 1.9%
12. Well, Aren't I Popular These Days.................: 73 10.5 1.9%
13. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 70 10.1 1.8%
14. flonk on irc......................................: 70 10.0 1.8%
15. 1/12 Puns.........................................: 64 9.3 1.7%
16. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 63 9.1 1.6%
17. *Checks Email*....................................: 63 9.0 1.6%
18. Dear sweety (Wavy G)..............................: 55 7.9 1.4%
19. 1 Cubed, 3 Cubed Puns.............................: 52 7.5 1.3%
20. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 49 7.1 1.3%
21. WelCoMe tot HE WondeRfUL worLd oF arT.............: 49 7.1 1.3%
22. 1/11 Puns.........................................: 47 6.8 1.2%
23. This Has Got To Suck..............................: 45 6.6 1.2%
24. 1/15 Puns.........................................: 45 6.5 1.2%
25. food..............................................: 41 5.9 1.1%
26. 12/1 Puns.........................................: 40 5.8 1.0%
27. January 15 Puns...................................: 40 5.8 1.0%
28. 17/1 Puns.........................................: 38 5.4 1.0%
29. January 14 Puns...................................: 37 5.4 1.0%
30. January 17 Puns...................................: 35 5.0 0.9%
31. My poor nephew....................................: 35 5.0 0.9%
32. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 34 4.9 0.9%
33. 1/14 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.9%
34. 09/07/05 Puns.....................................: 32 4.6 0.8%
35. My car's getting a new motor......................: 30 4.4 0.8%
36. SIT IN !!.........................................: 30 4.4 0.8%
37. January 11 Puns...................................: 28 4.0 0.7%
38. catch up and purge................................: 26 3.8 0.7%
39. 14/1 Puns.........................................: 26 3.7 0.7%
40. 3 Cubed, 1 Cubed Puns.............................: 26 3.7 0.7%
41. Particle poop.....................................: 23 3.4 0.6%
42. FlonkNews: Left, Right, Male, Female, What's the D: 22 3.3 0.6%
43. 15 January Puns...................................: 22 3.3 0.6%
44. The Most Holy Name Of Jesus Christ Day Puns.......: 22 3.2 0.6%
45. 15/1 Puns.........................................: 22 3.1 0.6%
46. World Peace Day Puns..............................: 20 2.9 0.5%
47. 11/1 Puns.........................................: 18 2.7 0.5%
48. ri future.........................................: 17 2.5 0.5%
49. The Peace of the Couch............................: 17 2.5 0.4%
50. 13/1 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
51. 11 January Puns...................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
52. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
53. The Most Holy Name Of Jesus Day Puns..............: 14 2.1 0.4%
54. January 13 Puns...................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
55. Expand Your Mind Virtually--Free!.................: 14 2.1 0.4%
56. 1/13 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.4%
57. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
58. The radio weather guy.............................: 12 1.8 0.3%
59. From Jeff Bridges' Blog...........................: 12 1.8 0.3%
60. On Bread, Virile..................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
61. SIT IN !!........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
62. 20 Days...........................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
63. 12 January Puns...................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
64. Baptism Of The Lord Day Puns......................: 11 1.7 0.3%
65. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
66. January 1 Puns....................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
67. 13 January Puns...................................: 10 1.6 0.3%
68. i have lost.......................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
69. Definitions.......................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
70. January 2 Puns....................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
71. im having an attack of rancid flatus..............: 10 1.4 0.3%
72. The Wonderful World Of Contact Lenses.............: 9 1.4 0.3%
73. late for work.....................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
74. Shoulder..........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
75. i am incredibly...................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
76. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
77. Definitons........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
78. 1/3 Puns..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
79. 2 To The 7th Puns.................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
80. 1/1 Puns..........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
81. 18 January Puns...................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
82. 21/1 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
83. 02/03/06 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
84. 06/12/18 Puns.....................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
85. New Year's Puns...................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
86. 22 December Puns..................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
87. A Merry Christmas to All..........................: 7 1.0 0.2%
88. January 21 Puns...................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
89. I want to be a member of MEOW.....................: 6 1.0 0.2%
90. 1 January Puns....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
91. Bring Back........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
92. 27 January Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
93. PNIG DAEV.........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
94. I was thinkin' last night 'bout Elvis.............: 6 0.9 0.2%
95. bunch of bitches..................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
96. 20/20 puns........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
97. The January Crunch is Worse This Year.............: 6 0.9 0.2%
98. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
99. 290 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
100. 120 Days..........................................: 5 0.9 0.2%
101. 330 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
102. YOU aka Schreiber aka "floppy" <floppy@flop.com> : 5 0.8 0.1%
103. 27/1 Puns.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
104. weeeeeeee! looks like im being forged again......: 5 0.8 0.1%
105. January 27 Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
106. Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe's 'Random Thoughts' For : 5 0.7 0.1%
107. How to become an American Citizen.................: 5 0.7 0.1%
108. Trolling the Welsh, or Damnable Queen's English...: 4 0.7 0.1%
109. 1/12/144..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
110. Q Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
111. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
112. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
113. 1002 Days.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
114. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
115. 180 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
116. 6 Years...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
117. New Year's Day Puns...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
118. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
119. 28/1 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
120. typical...........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
121. Henry =?ISO-8859-1?Q?R=F6vineime_the_swedish_inter: 3 0.6 0.1%
122. Henry R?vineime the swedish internet gangster and : 3 0.6 0.1%
123. Z Puns............................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
124. dear louisa.......................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
125. January 28 Puns...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
126. Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe's 'Random Thoughts' For : 3 0.5 0.1%
127. 23 December Puns..................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
128. 02/04/06 Puns.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
129. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
130. i.................................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
131. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
132. 2 To The 1, 2 To The 2 Puns.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
133. Musical Puns......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
134. January 16 Puns...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
135. THE INTERNET TROLL PERSONALITY DISORDER...........: 3 0.5 0.1%
136. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
137. 170 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
138. Comes in and No One is home.......................: 3 0.4 0.1%
139. Missing Letters...................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
140. Happy Trails, America! But Where Are They?........: 3 0.4 0.1%
141. Bush Administration Denies Iraq Vets Health Care..: 3 0.4 0.1%
142. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
143. January 25 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
144. 245 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
145. 25 January Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
146. 70 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
147. 240 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
148. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
149. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
150. 5 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
151. 75 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
152. 300 DAYS..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
153. Quake!............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
154. 289 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
155. January 26 Puns...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
156. Moter Boater Toter Floater Voter..................: 2 0.4 0.1%
157. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
158. 12/08/04 Puns.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
159. 22/12 Puns........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
160. Newsgroup propagation tool temporarily unavailable: 2 0.4 0.1%
161. R Puns............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
162. 3rd Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
163. I have............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
164. 12/22 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
165. 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
166. Videos: Extraterrestrial World Contact (June 6th).: 2 0.3 0.1%
167. Female Chinese Pilots Pic.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
168. January 12 Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
169. Sex Manual........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
170. N Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
171. Holiday Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
172. M Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
173. - - - - - test....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
174. Cans..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
175. Henry R?vineime the swedish internet gangster and: 1 0.3 0.1%
176. Belated Official Eddie Bernard day in DL..........: 1 0.3 0.1%
177. Michigan Primary Day Puns.........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
178. Humpty Dumpty.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
179. Orange Party......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
180. A Hard-to-Keep-Secret Shame.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
181. Mysterious $100 ?supernote? counterfeit bills appe: 1 0.2 0.0%
182. Number Letters....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
183. 24/12/06 Puns.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
184. PING Steve Leyland................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
185. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
186. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
187. 150 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
188. 1/11/121..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
189. 110 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
190. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
191. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
192. 275 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
193. America's Darkest Secret ! Pass it on:.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
194. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
195. 210 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
196. 26/1 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
197. 65 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
198. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
199. 371 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
200. 140 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
201. 1020 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
202. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
203. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
204. 55 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
205. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
206. 1003 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
207. 1/26 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
208. 26 January Puns...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
209. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
210. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
211. 370 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
212. 1000 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
213. 255 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
214. 1/13/169..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
215. Is this the goup for brittish food or are there an: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. mixed nuts................................................: 64.9%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 57.7%
3. Timmay!...................................................: 48.2%
4. Shirley...................................................: 42.6%
5. nemo......................................................: 26.7%
6. mixed nuts................................................: 25.6%
7. mimus.....................................................: 25.4%
8. Tim Bruening..............................................: 18.0%
9. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 18.0%
10. Wavy......................................................: 16.7%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. Usenet Rulez..............................................: 0.7%
2. ah........................................................: 4.5%
3. Naked Gonad...............................................: 5.7%
4. Tim Weaver................................................: 6.2%
5. JeanDArc~~................................................: 6.4%
6. knoxy.....................................................: 7.0%
7. Rev Turd Fredericks.......................................: 7.4%
8. pscissons.................................................: 8.6%
9. Holly.....................................................: 9.0%
10. BuZZard...................................................: 9.1%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 812
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 737
3. alt.humor....................................................: 703
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 669
5. rec.humor....................................................: 468
6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 120
7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 118
8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 111
9. alt.support.autism...........................................: 99
10. alt.2600.....................................................: 73

====================================================
End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

 

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%

ive mounted lousia. <giggle>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>
> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>

What's Tim doing up there?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

The hell with the Galactic Overlords
and their tastes in literature.

< _The Day of the Burning_

 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:06:31 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>>
>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>
>What's Tim doing up there?

missing.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>>
>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>
> What's Tim doing up there?

I hope you're talking about the spam/bot that I've finally *plonked*.
--
Tim Weaver

"We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
-Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"

 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:57:32 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>>>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>>>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>>>
>>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>>
>> What's Tim doing up there?
>
> I hope you're talking about the spam/bot that I've finally *plonked*.

No, but I'm surprised it took you so long to plonk the latter.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Since when is a mechanical cow an act of God?

< Goulart

 

mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:57:32 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>>>>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>>>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>>>>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>>>>
>>>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>>>
>>> What's Tim doing up there?
>>
>> I hope you're talking about the spam/bot that I've finally *plonked*.
>
> No, but I'm surprised it took you so long to plonk the latter.

I usually just ignore the crap until it recurs too often.
--
Tim Weaver

"We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
-Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"

 

Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:week ending 18 Jan 2008.

On Jan 19, 10:15 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> mimus wrote:
> > On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:57:32 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
> >> mimus wrote:
>
> >>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
> >>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> >>>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
> >>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >>>>>===============================================================
> >>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
> >>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
> >>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
> >>>>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
> >>>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
> >>>>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>
> >>>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>
> >>> What's Tim doing up there?
>
> >> I hope you're talking about the spam/bot that I've finally *plonked*.
>
> > No, but I'm surprised it took you so long to plonk the latter.
>
> I usually just ignore the crap until it recurs too often.

kao-plonk-tate.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 18 Jan 2008.

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 19, 10:15 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> mimus wrote:
>> > On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:57:32 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >> mimus wrote:
>>
>> >>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>> >>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> >>>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >>>>>===============================================================
>> >>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1
>> >>>>> 49.4% 2. nemo..............................................: 77
>> >>>>> 11.0 5.9% 3.
>> >>>>> mimus.............................................: 70 10.0
>> >>>>> 5.4% 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64
>> >>>>> 9.1 4.9% 5. dave hillstrom....................................:
>> >>>>> 63 9.0 4.8% 6.
>> >>>>> psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3
>> >>>>> 3.4%
>>
>> >>>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>>
>> >>> What's Tim doing up there?
>>
>> >> I hope you're talking about the spam/bot that I've finally
>> >> *plonked*.
>>
>> > No, but I'm surprised it took you so long to plonk the latter.
>>
>> I usually just ignore the crap until it recurs too often.
>
> kao-plonk-tate.

Technically, I don't have a killfile, I just score out what I don't want.
Sometimes, it's needed for sporging and such.
--
Tim Weaver

"We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
-Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"

 

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
news:fem2p3h7re01pv0v0h7ci56ic9cqhuijub@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>
> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>

a dry hump is a dry hump

 

Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1 49.4%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 77 11.0 5.9%
>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 5.4%
>>> 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 9.1 4.9%
>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 63 9.0 4.8%
>>> 6. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3 3.4%
>>
>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>
>What's Tim doing up there?

Seriously? 700 threads a day I have to delete, and you have to ask?>??

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

 

Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 18 Jan 2008.

Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

>Slipped Moebius wrote:
>
>> On Jan 19, 10:15 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> mimus wrote:
>>> > On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:57:32 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>> >> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>> >>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:01:08 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:03:27 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> >>>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> >>>>>===============================================================
>>> >>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 645 92.1
>>> >>>>> 49.4% 2. nemo..............................................: 77
>>> >>>>> 11.0 5.9% 3.
>>> >>>>> mimus.............................................: 70 10.0
>>> >>>>> 5.4% 4. Tim Weaver........................................: 64
>>> >>>>> 9.1 4.9% 5. dave hillstrom....................................:
>>> >>>>> 63 9.0 4.8% 6.
>>> >>>>> psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 44 6.3
>>> >>>>> 3.4%
>>>
>>> >>>> ive mounted lousia. <giggle>
>>>
>>> >>> What's Tim doing up there?
>>>
>>> >> I hope you're talking about the spam/bot that I've finally
>>> >> *plonked*.
>>>
>>> > No, but I'm surprised it took you so long to plonk the latter.
>>>
>>> I usually just ignore the crap until it recurs too often.
>>
>> kao-plonk-tate.
>
>Technically, I don't have a killfile, I just score out what I don't want.
>Sometimes, it's needed for sporging and such.

That's what I do too. I've never killfiled anywon. So I just go
through a daily ritual of deleting all the multitude of the "Day 703,"
or wahtever, threads and move on with my life. Poor guy must think he's
really accomplishing something.

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"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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