Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 14 Dec 2007.

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Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:02:34 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:59:58 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1153
Total No. of Characters...: 3222912
Total Volume..............: 3147
Messages Per Day..........: 164.7
Characters Per Day........: 460416.0
Average Daily Volume......: 449 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 78
Messages with Sigs........: 15.18%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 47.43%
Original Content Rating...: 24.46%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 727 103.9 63.1%
2. mimus.............................................: 70 10.0 6.1%
3. headkase..........................................: 49 7.0 4.2%
4. Wavy..............................................: 39 5.6 3.4%
5. dave hillstrom....................................: 37 5.3 3.2%
6. Aratzio...........................................: 23 3.3 2.0%
7. John \"C\.........................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
8. Steve Leyland.....................................: 18 2.6 1.6%
9. kenpisano.........................................: 12 1.7 1.0%
10. nemo..............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
11. mixed nuts........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
12. pscissons.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
13. REGGAE............................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
14. B'enjamin C'ramer.................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
15. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
16. mixed nuts........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
17. ah................................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
18. Art Deco..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
19. Shamus MacGonagal.................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
20. trippy............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
21. Caduceus..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
22. newbie SNIPER.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
23. Dr Entropy........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
24. Father Kylesmas...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
25. Gregory Morrow....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
26. Tim Weaver........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
27. ah................................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
28. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
29. ???hw??f..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
30. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
31. JeannedArc~.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
32. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
33. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
34. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
35. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
36. Sharon B..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
37. dda...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
38. godsspeciallamb...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
39. this ng...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
40. 24.25.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. >-<...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. BuZZard...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
43. GeekBoy...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. Peter Hucker......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. PromaBoss.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. PromaBoss.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Ron's Inspector's Inspector.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. Shirley...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. newbie SNIPER.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. Alfredti2t........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Anonymous Sender..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Ben Culture.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. Bob Badour........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. Bonestructure.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. Chad Stone........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. Father Kylesmas...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. Holly.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. Lumpy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. Puck..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. The 2-Belo........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. Wyle Coyote.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. alaspectrum.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. blondie...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. juicyarchivegirls17...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. litsohate.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. marc..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
72. metro-golden-meower...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
73. nbysv3hu..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
74. notthere.sowhat.com...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
75. rafiki............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
76. spooge............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
77. tg................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
78. veronica karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1476 210.9 46.9%
2. mimus.............................................: 214 30.7 6.8%
3. headkase..........................................: 198 28.4 6.3%
4. Steve Leyland.....................................: 154 22.0 4.9%
5. John \"C\.........................................: 125 17.9 4.0%
6. Wavy..............................................: 119 17.1 3.8%
7. B'enjamin C'ramer.................................: 91 13.1 2.9%
8. dave hillstrom....................................: 88 12.7 2.8%
9. Aratzio...........................................: 76 10.9 2.4%
10. juicyarchivegirls17...............................: 50 7.3 1.6%
11. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 44 6.3 1.4%
12. Caduceus..........................................: 35 5.0 1.1%
13. kenpisano.........................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
14. mixed nuts........................................: 25 3.7 0.8%
15. pscissons.........................................: 25 3.6 0.8%
16. nemo..............................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
17. this ng...........................................: 20 2.9 0.6%
18. ah................................................: 18 2.7 0.6%
19. REGGAE............................................: 18 2.6 0.6%
20. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
21. Tim Weaver........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 15 2.2 0.5%
23. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
24. newbie SNIPER.....................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
25. Father Kylesmas...................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
26. Art Deco..........................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
27. Shamus MacGonagal.................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
28. ???hw??f..........................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
29. freddy............................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
30. ah................................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
31. Gregory Morrow....................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
32. Peter J Ross......................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
33. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
34. Dr Entropy........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
35. Peter Hucker......................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
36. Holly.............................................: 5 0.9 0.2%
37. godsspeciallamb...................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
38. trippy............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
39. Sharon B..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
40. metro-golden-meower...............................: 5 0.8 0.2%
41. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
42. GeekBoy...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
43. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
44. newbie SNIPER.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
45. veronica karlsson.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
46. JeannedArc~.......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
47. dda...............................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
48. Anonymous Sender..................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
49. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
50. The 2-Belo........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
51. Chad Stone........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
52. BuZZard...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
53. spooge............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
54. rafiki............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
55. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
56. Bob Badour........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
57. PromaBoss.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
58. Ron's Inspector's Inspector.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
59. Lumpy.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
60. Puck..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
61. blondie...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
62. litsohate.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
63. PromaBoss.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
64. Bonestructure.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
65. Ben Culture.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
66. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.3 0.1%
67. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
68. nbysv3hu..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
69. Alfredti2t........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
70. alaspectrum.......................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
71. tg................................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
72. Wyle Coyote.......................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
73. marc..............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
74. Shirley...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
75. 24.25.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
76. >-<...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
77. notthere.sowhat.com...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
78. Father Kylesmas...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Advent Puns.......................................: 103 14.7 8.9%
2. 10 December Puns..................................: 54 7.7 4.7%
3. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 51 7.3 4.4%
4. OMG . . . Did I Accidently Delete Wavy G???.......: 45 6.4 3.9%
5. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 38 5.4 3.3%
6. oh where was i?...................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
7. 12/13 Puns........................................: 32 4.6 2.8%
8. Geek Jihad........................................: 28 4.0 2.4%
9. 11 December Puns..................................: 27 3.9 2.3%
10. December 10 Puns..................................: 26 3.7 2.3%
11. Human Rights Day Puns.............................: 26 3.7 2.3%
12. 12/12 Puns........................................: 25 3.6 2.2%
13. Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day Puns....................: 25 3.6 2.2%
14. December 8 Puns...................................: 24 3.4 2.1%
15. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 23 3.3 2.0%
16. 12/14 Puns........................................: 20 2.9 1.7%
17. <feeble blink>....................................: 20 2.9 1.7%
18. 12/10 Puns........................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
19. December 12 Puns..................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
20. December 14 Puns..................................: 19 2.7 1.6%
21. You've Got to Hand It to Amurrican Teevee News....: 19 2.7 1.6%
22. 8 December Puns...................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
23. The Wasteland of Holocaust Deniers................: 17 2.4 1.5%
24. Human Rigths Day Puns.............................: 16 2.3 1.4%
25. 10/12 Puns........................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
26. Mitten Puns.......................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
27. Has Anyone Noticed . . . ?........................: 14 2.0 1.2%
28. 14 December Puns..................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
29. 14/12 Puns........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
30. Immaculate Conception Day Puns....................: 11 1.6 1.0%
31. Immaculate Conception Day.........................: 10 1.4 0.9%
32. the gift of life..................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
33. 7/12 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
34. Nature Girl.......................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
35. Trauma Alert......................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
36. 14 days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
37. What Do . . . ?...................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
38. feeling masochistic...............................: 7 1.0 0.6%
39. 1/9 Puns..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
40. 12/24/36..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
41. 12/7 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
42. Deleting Thread...................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
43. Oh crap. Crap! CRAP!!.............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
44. PING Wavy G.......................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
45. Pratchett Diagnosed with Early-Onset Alzheimer's..: 6 0.9 0.5%
46. There's something dodgy going on her..............: 6 0.9 0.5%
47. You Know It's Time to Go to Bed . . . ............: 6 0.9 0.5%
48. coonskin..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
49. 8/12 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
50. Algebra and Morality..............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
51. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
52. Gee^^^Wizardly Lore: The Great Dot Mystery and the: 5 0.7 0.4%
53. My name is REGGAE (not Dale Kelly)................: 5 0.7 0.4%
54. Quiet Riot Singer Died of LOAFHEAD Overdose.......: 5 0.7 0.4%
55. w00t!!!!!.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
56. 06/09/12 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
57. 15,050 Days.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
58. 9/12 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
59. Definitions.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
60. Music Puns........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
61. Okie Dokie Jeaneous...............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
62. STFU Loafie.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
63. You've Got to Hand It to the US Postal Service....: 4 0.6 0.3%
64. im selling out....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
65. -sidebar -........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
66. 12/8 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
67. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
68. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
69. 210 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
70. 330 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
71. December 7 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
72. December 9 Puns...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
73. It's Amazing, Really..............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
74. Pearl Harbor Day Puns.............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
75. SNIPER }}} }} ==>> => FREE *** fresh pedo meat: 3 0.4 0.3%
76. Someone Posted This On MySpace....................: 3 0.4 0.3%
77. i fell asleep at my desk..........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
78. the anti-flonk....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
79. the anti-snuh.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
80. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
81. 12 days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
82. 15 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
83. 160 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
84. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
85. 40 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
86. 90 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
87. Another Quiz......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
88. Belated Official Eddie Bernard day in DL..........: 2 0.3 0.2%
89. Gee^^^Wizardly Lore: The Great Dot Mystery and the: 2 0.3 0.2%
90. I am not here.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
91. MEET NEW ADULTS! 5000+ NEW PROFILES PER WEEK! FR: 2 0.3 0.2%
92. Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of : 2 0.3 0.2%
93. PING Dr. E........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
94. Pearly Harbor Day Puns............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
95. Soooo Very Good...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
96. Teach yourself arabic - grammar...................: 2 0.3 0.2%
97. The Potato Family.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
98. This Must Be the Thursday Night Lull..............: 2 0.3 0.2%
99. Three Blind Mice..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
100. USENET Court of Last Resort - Snuhwolf collaborati: 2 0.3 0.2%
101. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
102. 15 September Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
103. 17 September Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
104. 170 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
105. 18 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
106. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
107. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
108. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
109. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
110. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
111. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
112. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
113. 5 Days............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
114. 6/8 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
115. 7/8 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
116. 70 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
117. 8/23 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
118. 8/27 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
119. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?ideas_-_gatgets_de_arte,_dise=F1o,_: 1 0.1 0.1%
120. ATTENTION, my name, see this post immediately puke: 1 0.1 0.1%
121. Anything A Webbie Can Do...A Netter Can Do Better.: 1 0.1 0.1%
122. August 23 Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
123. August 25 Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
124. August 28 Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
125. Budget predictions for fy 09......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
126. Chanukah / Hanukkah pun...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
127. City of Fakes II..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
128. ETERNAL LIFE......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
129. Food Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
130. Gee^^^Wizardly Lore: The Great Dot Mystery and the: 1 0.1 0.1%
131. Ian...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
132. MEET NEW ADULTS LOCAL TO YOU! 100% FREE!.........: 1 0.1 0.1%
133. Medical Book Title................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
134. Nate..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
135. On Bread, Virile..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
136. Opium In Afghanistan OT...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
137. Rotary Wing Aircraft..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
138. SNIPER }} } Recognized mental state of Schizoid : 1 0.1 0.1%
139. SNIPER }}} }} ==>> => FREE *** fresh pedo meat: 1 0.1 0.1%
140. SNIPER }}} }} pedo Riske Toy (aka bobandcarole S: 1 0.1 0.1%
141. SNIPER }}} }} psst pedo James Riske Toy ==>> UT: 1 0.1 0.1%
142. SPIDER BABY.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
143. Santa In Iraq.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
144. Self Help Book....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
145. September 17 Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
146. Spelin............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
147. Stabbing..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
148. Taking Off The Gloves.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
149. The greatest man ever.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
150. WHOLLY SHITE!!!!..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. Zart Brothers.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
153. http://3juicyarchive3.bravehost.com/Chris-Cannon/m: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. latest weapon.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. no flaming, commadment 1..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. rdv Dale Warfel paid kick-back from loan agent for: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. revision to BRAINLESS DARK ONE....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. so, today,........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. stupid pedo fanboi................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. oh where was i?...................................: 220 31.6 7.0%
2. The Wasteland of Holocaust Deniers................: 218 31.3 7.0%
3. Advent Puns.......................................: 208 29.7 6.6%
4. OMG . . . Did I Accidently Delete Wavy G???.......: 142 20.3 4.5%
5. 10 December Puns..................................: 111 15.9 3.5%
6. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 106 15.2 3.4%
7. Geek Jihad........................................: 106 15.2 3.4%
8. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 76 10.9 2.4%
9. 12/13 Puns........................................: 73 10.5 2.3%
10. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 62 9.0 2.0%
11. <feeble blink>....................................: 55 8.0 1.8%
12. Trauma Alert......................................: 55 8.0 1.8%
13. You've Got to Hand It to Amurrican Teevee News....: 54 7.9 1.7%
14. 12/14 Puns........................................: 54 7.8 1.7%
15. 11 December Puns..................................: 52 7.4 1.7%
16. December 10 Puns..................................: 52 7.4 1.7%
17. http://3juicyarchive3.bravehost.com/Chris-Cannon/m: 50 7.3 1.6%
18. 12/12 Puns........................................: 49 7.1 1.6%
19. Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day Puns....................: 49 7.0 1.6%
20. Human Rights Day Puns.............................: 48 7.0 1.5%
21. December 8 Puns...................................: 47 6.8 1.5%
22. Has Anyone Noticed . . . ?........................: 45 6.5 1.4%
23. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 44 6.3 1.4%
24. There's something dodgy going on her..............: 39 5.7 1.3%
25. December 12 Puns..................................: 39 5.6 1.2%
26. 12/10 Puns........................................: 37 5.3 1.2%
27. 8 December Puns...................................: 35 5.0 1.1%
28. the gift of life..................................: 34 4.9 1.1%
29. Human Rigths Day Puns.............................: 34 4.9 1.1%
30. 10/12 Puns........................................: 33 4.8 1.1%
31. December 14 Puns..................................: 30 4.3 1.0%
32. 14 December Puns..................................: 27 3.9 0.9%
33. Deleting Thread...................................: 25 3.7 0.8%
34. coonskin..........................................: 25 3.6 0.8%
35. im selling out....................................: 24 3.4 0.8%
36. Mitten Puns.......................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
37. Immaculate Conception Day Puns....................: 23 3.4 0.8%
38. Nature Girl.......................................: 23 3.3 0.7%
39. Gee^^^Wizardly Lore: The Great Dot Mystery and the: 22 3.1 0.7%
40. Immaculate Conception Day.........................: 20 2.9 0.7%
41. 14/12 Puns........................................: 19 2.8 0.6%
42. My name is REGGAE (not Dale Kelly)................: 18 2.7 0.6%
43. feeling masochistic...............................: 17 2.5 0.6%
44. What Do . . . ?...................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
45. 1/9 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
46. 7/12 Puns.........................................: 15 2.3 0.5%
47. PING Wavy G.......................................: 15 2.2 0.5%
48. You Know It's Time to Go to Bed . . . ............: 14 2.1 0.5%
49. 8/12 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.4%
50. Another Quiz......................................: 13 2.0 0.4%
51. Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of : 13 1.9 0.4%
52. 12/24/36..........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
53. Quiet Riot Singer Died of LOAFHEAD Overdose.......: 13 1.9 0.4%
54. 14 days...........................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
55. STFU Loafie.......................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
56. -sidebar -........................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
57. Pratchett Diagnosed with Early-Onset Alzheimer's..: 10 1.4 0.3%
58. 06/09/12 Puns.....................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
59. SNIPER }}} }} ==>> => FREE *** fresh pedo meat: 9 1.4 0.3%
60. Definitions.......................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
61. 12/7 Puns.........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
62. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 9 1.4 0.3%
63. 9/12 Puns.........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
64. w00t!!!!!.........................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
65. It's Amazing, Really..............................: 8 1.2 0.3%
66. USENET Court of Last Resort - Snuhwolf collaborati: 8 1.2 0.3%
67. Oh crap. Crap! CRAP!!.............................: 8 1.2 0.3%
68. Someone Posted This On MySpace....................: 8 1.2 0.3%
69. stupid pedo fanboi................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
70. Algebra and Morality..............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
71. You've Got to Hand It to the US Postal Service....: 7 1.1 0.2%
72. Music Puns........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
73. Soooo Very Good...................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
74. 12/8 Puns.........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
75. 15,050 Days.......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
76. Stabbing..........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
77. I am not here.....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
78. December 9 Puns...................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
79. Teach yourself arabic - grammar...................: 6 0.9 0.2%
80. Gee^^^Wizardly Lore: The Great Dot Mystery and the: 6 0.9 0.2%
81. Okie Dokie Jeaneous...............................: 5 0.8 0.2%
82. Pearl Harbor Day Puns.............................: 5 0.8 0.2%
83. City of Fakes II..................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
84. December 7 Puns...................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
85. ATTENTION, my name, see this post immediately puke: 5 0.7 0.2%
86. 20 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
87. SNIPER }}} }} pedo Riske Toy (aka bobandcarole S: 4 0.7 0.1%
88. 330 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
89. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
90. the anti-flonk....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
91. the anti-snuh.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
92. Anything A Webbie Can Do...A Netter Can Do Better.: 4 0.6 0.1%
93. 210 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
94. SNIPER }}} }} psst pedo James Riske Toy ==>> UT: 4 0.6 0.1%
95. The Potato Family.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
96. revision to BRAINLESS DARK ONE....................: 4 0.6 0.1%
97. 12 days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
98. i fell asleep at my desk..........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
99. SNIPER }} } Recognized mental state of Schizoid : 4 0.6 0.1%
100. Three Blind Mice..................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
101. PING Dr. E........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
102. 7/8 Puns..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
103. rdv Dale Warfel paid kick-back from loan agent for: 3 0.5 0.1%
104. This Must Be the Thursday Night Lull..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
105. Gee^^^Wizardly Lore: The Great Dot Mystery and the: 3 0.5 0.1%
106. SNIPER }}} }} ==>> => FREE *** fresh pedo meat: 3 0.5 0.1%
107. MEET NEW ADULTS! 5000+ NEW PROFILES PER WEEK! FR: 3 0.5 0.1%
108. Santa In Iraq.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
109. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
110. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
111. 35 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
112. Pearly Harbor Day Puns............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
113. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
114. 160 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
115. 90 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
116. 6/8 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
117. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
118. Zart Brothers.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
119. 17 September Puns.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
120. ETERNAL LIFE......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
121. 8/27 Puns.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
122. Belated Official Eddie Bernard day in DL..........: 2 0.3 0.1%
123. Rotary Wing Aircraft..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
124. 15 September Puns.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
125. latest weapon.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
126. Budget predictions for fy 09......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
127. Opium In Afghanistan OT...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
128. Chanukah / Hanukkah pun...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
129. August 23 Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
130. Nate..............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
131. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
132. September 17 Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
133. On Bread, Virile..................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
134. August 28 Puns....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
135. 8/23 Puns.........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
136. August 25 Puns....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
137. Spelin............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
138. SPIDER BABY.......................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
139. Ian...............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
140. Taking Off The Gloves.............................: 1 0.2 0.1%
141. 18 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
142. Medical Book Title................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
143. MEET NEW ADULTS LOCAL TO YOU! 100% FREE!.........: 1 0.2 0.1%
144. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?ideas_-_gatgets_de_arte,_dise=F1o,_: 1 0.2 0.1%
145. Food Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
146. WHOLLY SHITE!!!!..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
147. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
148. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
149. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
150. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
151. 170 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
152. 5 Days............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
153. 70 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
154. Self Help Book....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
155. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
156. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
157. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
158. no flaming, commadment 1..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
159. so, today,........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. REGGAE....................................................: 97.5%
2. nemo......................................................: 29.1%
3. B'enjamin C'ramer.........................................: 26.9%
4. mimus.....................................................: 26.2%
5. Tim Bruening..............................................: 21.0%
6. Wavy......................................................: 20.9%
7. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 19.5%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 18.3%
9. pscissons.................................................: 13.7%
10. John \"C\.................................................: 11.1%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. headkase..................................................: 5.1%
2. ah........................................................: 6.1%
3. Aratzio...................................................: 7.7%
4. kenpisano.................................................: 8.7%
5. dave hillstrom............................................: 9.2%
6. mixed nuts................................................: 9.9%
7. Steve Leyland.............................................: 10.2%
8. John \"C\.................................................: 11.1%
9. pscissons.................................................: 13.7%
10. mixed nuts................................................: 18.3%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 786
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 744
3. alt.humor....................................................: 741
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 701
5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 375
6. rec.humor....................................................: 318
7. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 112
8. alt.flame....................................................: 80
9. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 64
10. alt.surrealism...............................................: 57

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On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:02:43 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>==================================================================
> 1. headkase..................................................: 5.1%

<giggle>

--
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<This space for rent.>

 

On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:08:15 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:02:43 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
><stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>==================================================================
>> 1. headkase..................................................: 5.1%
>
><giggle>

<points at Mr. #5 and laughs>

--

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Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:08:15 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:02:43 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>==================================================================
>> 1. headkase..................................................: 5.1%
>
> <giggle>

Have pity, she's using Google Groups <shudder>.

Although even that's better than the telegraph-key Veronika seems to be
restricted to.

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smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:13:17 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:08:15 -0500, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:02:43 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>><stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>>==================================================================
>>> 1. headkase..................................................: 5.1%
>>
>><giggle>
>
><points at Mr. #5 and laughs>

hush you.

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<This space for rent.>