Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 1 Feb 2008.

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    Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
    Stats Begin...............: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:03:36 GMT
    Stats End.................: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:57:36 GMT
    Days......................: 7
    Total No. of Articles.....: 2004
    Total No. of Characters...: 5096048
    Total Volume..............: 4976
    Messages Per Day..........: 286.3
    Characters Per Day........: 728006.9
    Average Daily Volume......: 710 kB
    Total Posters This Week...: 101
    Messages with Sigs........: 18.16%
    Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.40%
    Original Content Rating...: 28.71%

    Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    ===============================================================
    1. Tim Bruening......................................: 766 109.4 38.2%
    2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 230 32.9 11.5%
    3. Wavy..............................................: 104 14.9 5.2%
    4. dave hillstrom....................................: 92 13.1 4.6%
    5. mimus.............................................: 87 12.4 4.3%
    6. Aratzio...........................................: 81 11.6 4.0%
    7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 80 11.4 4.0%
    8. nemo..............................................: 75 10.7 3.7%
    9. Slipped Moebius...................................: 64 9.1 3.2%
    10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 57 8.1 2.8%
    11. Tim Weaver........................................: 50 7.1 2.5%
    12. Daedalus..........................................: 35 5.0 1.7%
    13. gregvk............................................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    14. Sharon B..........................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    15. pscissons.........................................: 17 2.4 0.8%
    16. Baphomet..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    17. Per...............................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    18. Rob Arndt.........................................: 11 1.6 0.5%
    19. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    20. Shirley...........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    21. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    23. Archie Leach......................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    24. metro-golden-meower...............................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    25. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    26. knoxy.............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    27. PsychoChicken.....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    28. John \"C\.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    29. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    30. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 4 0.6 0.2%
    31. Billy Crabs.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    32. Chris Tsao........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    33. K . A . Cannon....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    34. Lefty.............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    35. astraumax01.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    36. kenpisano.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    37. Collard in Chief..................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    38. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    39. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    40. The...............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    41. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    42. nuke lalouche addington...........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    43. Mr. Smartypants...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    44. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    45. Robert Morpheal...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    46. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    47. Dudley Henriques..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    48. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    49. Neredbojias.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    50. Peter Twydell.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    51. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    52. cat...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    53. mixed nuts........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    54. who...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    55. Boxington Headmaker...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    56. Clive.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    57. Clive.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    58. DB01..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    59. Dave \............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    60. ElRon XChile......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    61. John Carrier......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    62. Kenny.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    63. Mr. Hand Clapper..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    64. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    65. Robert Hirschel...................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    66. Tex Houston.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    67. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    68. my soul is pud....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    69. Abbie Normal......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    70. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    71. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    72. Carl Dau..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    73. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    74. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    75. FledgeIII.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    76. FragileWarrior....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    77. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    78. God...............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    79. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    80. Long Rod Penetrator...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    81. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    82. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    83. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    84. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    85. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    86. Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet........: 1 0.1 0.0%
    87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    88. Steve Hix.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    89. Typhoon502........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    90. UnusuallyPleasantBear.............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    91. bobofficer........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    92. captdan...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    93. catchme...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    94. ekim..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    95. frank.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    96. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    97. info..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    98. parris k..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    99. rob2..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    100. toughturd.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    101. xikom01...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

    Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
    ===========================================================================
    1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1479 211.3 29.7%
    2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 474 67.9 9.5%
    3. Wavy..............................................: 338 48.3 6.8%
    4. mimus.............................................: 275 39.3 5.5%
    5. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 217 31.1 4.4%
    6. dave hillstrom....................................: 201 28.8 4.1%
    7. Aratzio...........................................: 198 28.4 4.0%
    8. Tim Weaver........................................: 194 27.7 3.9%
    9. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 190 27.2 3.8%
    10. Slipped Moebius...................................: 188 26.9 3.8%
    11. nemo..............................................: 165 23.7 3.3%
    12. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 150 21.5 3.0%
    13. Daedalus..........................................: 109 15.7 2.2%
    14. Sharon B..........................................: 69 9.9 1.4%
    15. gregvk............................................: 58 8.4 1.2%
    16. pscissons.........................................: 57 8.2 1.2%
    17. Baphomet..........................................: 47 6.7 0.9%
    18. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 46 6.7 0.9%
    19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 28 4.0 0.6%
    20. Billy Crabs.......................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
    21. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
    22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
    23. Per...............................................: 17 2.5 0.3%
    24. knoxy.............................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    25. Shirley...........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 15 2.2 0.3%
    27. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
    28. Archie Leach......................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
    29. PsychoChicken.....................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
    30. astraumax01.......................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
    31. metro-golden-meower...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    32. PorkRhino.........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    33. Rob Arndt.........................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    34. John \"C\.........................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    35. Lefty.............................................: 12 1.7 0.2%
    36. Chris Tsao........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    37. The...............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
    38. K . A . Cannon....................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    39. Peter Twydell.....................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    40. Collard in Chief..................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    41. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
    42. Mr. Smartypants...................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    43. nuke lalouche addington...........................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    44. Dudley Henriques..................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    45. kenpisano.........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    46. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    47. toughturd.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    48. cat...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    49. captdan...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    50. frank.............................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    51. ElRon XChile......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    52. catchme...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    53. Neredbojias.......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    54. Meat Plow.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    55. mixed nuts........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    56. Robert Hirschel...................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    57. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    58. Steve Hix.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    59. Clive.............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    60. freddy............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    61. Robert Morpheal...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    62. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    63. parris k..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    64. FledgeIII.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    65. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    66. who...............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    67. xikom01...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    68. DB01..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    69. Dave \............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    70. Rob Arndt.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    71. Tex Houston.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    72. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    73. Typhoon502........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    74. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    75. Rob Arndt.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    76. my soul is pud....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    77. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    78. John Carrier......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    79. Clive.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    80. Kenny.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    81. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    82. Abbie Normal......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    83. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    84. info..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    85. Long Rod Penetrator...............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    86. Mr. Hand Clapper..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    88. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    89. bobofficer........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    90. Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    91. UnusuallyPleasantBear.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    92. rob2..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    93. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    94. FragileWarrior....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    95. Carl Dau..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    96. Boxington Headmaker...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    97. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    98. ekim..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    99. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    100. Rob Arndt.........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    101. Rob Arndt.........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

    Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    ==============================================================
    1. 1/30 Puns.........................................: 66 9.4 3.3%
    2. Mentally unstable pilot...........................: 49 7.0 2.4%
    3. A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address.: 48 6.9 2.4%
    4. Bertie the k00k...................................: 46 6.6 2.3%
    5. Bunyip is losing..................................: 40 5.7 2.0%
    6. ****CHECKOUT LANE GRIEVANCE! OUTRAGE! BOYCOTT KROG: 39 5.6 1.9%
    7. 12 days...........................................: 37 5.3 1.8%
    8. for fuck sake.....................................: 34 4.9 1.7%
    9. News You Can Use..................................: 31 4.4 1.5%
    10. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 30 4.3 1.5%
    11. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 29 4.1 1.4%
    12. 1/29 Puns.........................................: 29 4.1 1.4%
    13. so, it wasnt the monitor..........................: 27 3.9 1.3%
    14. Test..............................................: 25 3.6 1.2%
    15. Smells like.......................................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    16. may the corpuscle be with you.....................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    17. 1 Squared, 5 Squared Puns.........................: 22 3.1 1.1%
    18. ATTENTION AMERICANS: IMPORTANT HYGIENE MESSAGE!!@!: 22 3.1 1.1%
    19. Good grief........................................: 22 3.1 1.1%
    20. 29/1 Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 1.0%
    21. 29 January Puns...................................: 20 2.9 1.0%
    22. i am legend.......................................: 20 2.9 1.0%
    23. 1/31 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    24. we are go, naruto.................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    25. Bertie vs MI5? Are they both the same poor retarde: 18 2.6 0.9%
    26. Marfch 1 Puns.....................................: 18 2.6 0.9%
    27. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 18 2.6 0.9%
    28. I have a radical idea for you whiners.............: 17 2.4 0.8%
    29. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    30. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    31. You Suck At Photoshop.............................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    32. toads are the way to wisdom.......................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    33. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    34. 30 January Puns...................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    35. January 29 Puns...................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    36. So what is YOUR Brazilian soccer name?............: 15 2.1 0.7%
    37. my new blog http://barphomet.blog.com/............: 15 2.1 0.7%
    38. I'm a serial killer and I kill vampires!!!........: 14 2.0 0.7%
    39. January 28 Puns...................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
    40. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 14 2.0 0.7%
    41. January 27 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 0.6%
    42. January 30 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 0.6%
    43. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    44. 30/1 Puns.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    45. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    46. hey, anybody know how to troll around here?.......: 12 1.7 0.6%
    47. i am becoming.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    48. buncha cornish game hens, all a ya................: 11 1.6 0.5%
    49. 27 January Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    50. 3 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    51. 31 January Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    52. Bertie, Grow Up...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    53. I Can't Believe I Can't Think of a Pun on HIs Name: 10 1.4 0.5%
    54. January 25 Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    55. Mentally unstable pilot crashes and burns on NG...: 10 1.4 0.5%
    56. Rob Arndt, loses it in rec.aviation.military......: 10 1.4 0.5%
    57. Sexual Abuse Report...............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    58. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    59. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    60. 1/3 Puns..........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    61. 31/1 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    62. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    63. 5 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    64. Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide..........: 9 1.3 0.4%
    65. Getting dye marks off my bass.....................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    66. Lent Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    67. The Larch.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    68. WANTED............................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    69. What other groups has Bertie infested / infected?.: 9 1.3 0.4%
    70. cremlin sausage router............................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    71. 10 Days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    72. 2 To The 7th Puns.................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    73. 27/1 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    74. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    75. Dear gods!........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    76. January 31 Puns...................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    77. LOST..............................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    78. PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie..................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    79. Real Questions for Bertie???......................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    80. astro boy blows rocks.............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    81. i finally rose....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    82. penises have been spotted north of dallas.........: 8 1.1 0.4%
    83. they see the car..................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    84. *Very* Dumb Question . . .........................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    85. 25/1 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    86. 28/1 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    87. <thwack> III......................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    88. Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns......................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    89. The Occult: Not For Barbarians....................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    90. Zoo Books.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    91. alt.usenet.kooks, hotbed of anon criminal stalkers: 7 1.0 0.3%
    92. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    93. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    94. Leap Day..........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    95. porch parasites and zamboni settings..............: 6 0.9 0.3%
    96. 28 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    97. 6/6/6 Puns........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    98. A rant............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    99. Bertie the Fjukkwit...............................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    100. Day 2.............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    101. Fun Bit 'O Hatter Trivia..........................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    102. I'm such a pussy!.................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    103. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    104. Religion..........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    105. Robby runs away!..................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    106. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 5 0.7 0.2%
    107. misplaced command voice - GOVERNMENT..............: 5 0.7 0.2%
    108. pecker............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    109. stomach acid to the right of me!..................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    110. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    111. 1 February Puns...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    112. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    113. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    114. 1st Sunday Of Lent Puns...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    115. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    116. 35 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    117. 80 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    118. Beddie byes already Rob?..........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    119. February 29 Puns..................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    120. Getting skulls out of the garbage disposal........: 4 0.6 0.2%
    121. How Has Eminem Risen To The Top?..................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    122. My Complaint About "The Sopranos."................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    123. Ted the whacko troll..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    124. The Real Story On Brady's Injury And The Boot.....: 4 0.6 0.2%
    125. goblins rewl......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    126. i can answer only eight more questions. 8........: 4 0.6 0.2%
    127. i itch............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    128. i say mead is the world...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    129. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    130. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    131. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    132. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    133. 210 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    134. 25 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    135. 280 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    136. 295 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    137. 300 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    138. 50 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    139. 55 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    140. A Gift for Bertie.................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    141. CNOTM nom for Rob arndt.. #1 Former Usenet Troll B: 3 0.4 0.1%
    142. First Sunday Of Lent Puns.........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    143. Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM...................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    144. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    145. Reaganism of the Month............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    146. Redundancy........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    147. Rob Arndt fukks Yaks..............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    148. S Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    149. Sea Men...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    150. Syd, Pink Floyd, Gratuitous Sex Pistol Insult.....: 3 0.4 0.1%
    151. Whinge whine whinge whine.........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    152. Who'd have thought it?............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    153. i can answer only eight more questions. 8. ......: 3 0.4 0.1%
    154. .Ko0ky Hatter wants to sue "out of work" Hollywood: 2 0.3 0.1%
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    110. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 11 1.7 0.2%
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    125. New meaning - Set IV..............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
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    140. Beddie byes already Rob?..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
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    149. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
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    155. S Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
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    158. Sea Men...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    159. The Troll - What?.................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    160. 20 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
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    163. Definitions.......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
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    166. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    167. 210 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    168. see the thread "numerology REVEALED" on rec.motorc: 4 0.7 0.1%
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    171. 280 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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    198. Rob Arndt Underneath Shot.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    199. Rob Arndt Google luser whines some more...........: 3 0.5 0.1%
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    206. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    209. llllllllllllllll..................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    228. No More visitors or impersonators!................: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    230. OK................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    233. 255 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    234. Crossposting Losers are not welcome...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    236. you suck..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    242. X Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
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    246. Q Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    247. PHOTO OF THE WEEK.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
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    253. Who'd be Poor Bertie?.............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    254. Bunyip is pissing on Robbie. Robbie like!.........: 2 0.3 0.0%
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    256. W Day.............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    257. Bubbled windshield by Herman Goering - Keith prove: 1 0.3 0.0%
    258. HTTP 404 Not Found <-- http://www.alcatroll.com/ko: 1 0.3 0.0%
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    263. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    264. Hey Rob Arndt, do you chew dentine?...............: 1 0.3 0.0%
    265. Pooh bear screws the pooch........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    266. Telenet nieuwsgroepen mededeling: nieuwsserver adr: 1 0.3 0.0%
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    268. 06/06/06 Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    269. Rob Arndt Rob Arndt Rob Arndt Rob Arndt...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
    270. Rob Arndt, troglodyte or tranny gone wrong?.......: 1 0.3 0.0%
    271. Humpty Dumpty.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    272. Bunyip is thinking of a new car. any suggestions?.: 1 0.3 0.0%
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    274. Bunyip is losing ( actually, I'm not, in case you : 1 0.3 0.0%
    275. WW2 pilot training?...............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    276. Rob Arndt is having my baby.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    277. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC: 1 0.3 0.0%
    278. Robbie develops yet another delusion..............: 1 0.3 0.0%
    279. Oh yeah, Robiie is da man.........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    280. Flying saucers in Argentina by Germans - oh nice!!: 1 0.3 0.0%
    281. 1020 Days.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    282. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
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    284. Rob arndt has a face like a oryx's cunt...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
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    287. Rob is beating me up! help!!!!!!..................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    288. Robbie's march towrads ultimate idiocy continues u: 1 0.3 0.0%
    289. Rob Arndt steals from the elderly.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    290. I Piss on You Bertie..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    291. Yeh, luser boi....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    292. And Robbie whines a little more...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    294. Luse boi Robbie, jus don;t get it.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    296. Chinese NZew Yaer Puns............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    299. Spnak spnak spnak.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    301. Weird Clothes.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    303. I AM THE ONE, DO NOT REPLACE ME...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    308. ROB CYPHER IS A CELEBRITY ON TV!!!!...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    309. Odd Signs.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    310. Downed British "fighter pilot", 12 April 1943.....: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    312. Bertie is THAT close to folding...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    314. Buyip is losing...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    315. whores............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    316. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    317. And Robbie's march on the poasting record continue: 1 0.2 0.0%
    318. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    322. Movie recommendations?............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    326. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    327. P Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    328. Presenting the January 2008 CNOTM!................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    329. 120 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    331. 230 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    332. 285 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    333. Robbie "I'm sorry" bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwh!.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    335. New Shape For TARDIS..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    336. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    337. 70 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    338. Rob Ardnt the fjukkwit............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    339. Robbie has lost...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    340. 1/27/729..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    341. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    345. 1/9/81............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    346. 1/8/64............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    347. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    348. Y Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    350. Rob Arndt, master denter..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    351. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    352. Guest List for the First Lady's Box...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    354. ss................................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    355. 1/28/784..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    356. 1/23/529..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    357. 245 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    358. 1/12/144..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    359. 1/13/169..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    360. 90 DAYS...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    361. Rob arndt, fjukktard supreme-oh...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    362. Fjukktard trol mania is ending....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    363. 1/21/441..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    364. 205 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    365. 1/24/576..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    366. 1/20/400..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    367. 1/22/484..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    368. 1/29/841..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    369. Rob Arndt... Where IS his life anyway/?...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    370. Poor Bertie. Rob is givin him what for............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    371. Fact: The loser psycho criminals here have ruined : 1 0.2 0.0%
    372. 155 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    373. 1/26/676..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    374. Rob arndt is losing his tiny mind.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    375. The Troll LOST!!!.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    376. I have Bertie Cornered!...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    377. Free Rapidshare Premium Account...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    378. Rob Arndt is an idiot.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    379. Bertie the Bunyip, my heeeero!....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    380. I'm Berties Beatch................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    381. I came I saw, I shit my pants.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    382. THOUGHT CRIME BILL HR 1955........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    383. Why I wil win.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    384. I want Bertie to spnakkk me stupid................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    385. Not up for much today Robbie?.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    386. Abuse me hurt me some more Bertie!................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    387. Bertie, I got a new bitch collar!.................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    388. I'm a great big pisspot...........................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    389. I love you Bertie the Bunyip!.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    390. Why is my little piss pile so important to me?....: 0 0.1 0.0%
    391. the woods are grey................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    392. Spnaaaakkkk me!...................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    393. Harder Bertie Harder!.............................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    394. I slurp nazis!....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    395. I'm having Bertie's puppies.......................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    396. Bertie is close to breaking!......................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    397. bourne has me.....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

    Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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    1. Baphomet..................................................: 89.1%
    2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 77.8%
    3. Rob Arndt.................................................: 66.9%
    4. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 47.1%
    5. Shirley...................................................: 31.6%
    6. Steve Leyland.............................................: 31.0%
    7. nemo......................................................: 27.8%
    8. Wavy......................................................: 27.5%
    9. gregvk....................................................: 26.8%
    10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 26.1%

    Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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    1. Tim Weaver................................................: 7.3%
    2. dave hillstrom............................................: 7.7%
    3. knoxy.....................................................: 9.0%
    4. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 10.9%
    5. Daedalus..................................................: 11.1%
    6. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 11.5%
    7. pscissons.................................................: 12.1%
    8. Aratzio...................................................: 13.9%
    9. PsychoChicken.............................................: 14.3%
    10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 16.4%

    Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
    ==========================================
    1. mn.humor.....................................................: 843
    2. demon.local..................................................: 838
    3. alt.humor....................................................: 820
    4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 795
    5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 671
    6. rec.aviation.military........................................: 536
    7. rec.humor....................................................: 467
    8. alt.disasters.aviation.......................................: 422
    9. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 216
    10. free.usenet..................................................: 172

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    Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:week ending 1 Feb 2008.

    Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >
    > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >
    > Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    > Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
    > Stats Begin...............: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:03:36 GMT
    > Stats End.................: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:57:36 GMT
    > Days......................: 7
    > Total No. of Articles.....: 2004
    > Total No. of Characters...: 5096048
    > Total Volume..............: 4976
    > Messages Per Day..........: 286.3
    > Characters Per Day........: 728006.9
    > Average Daily Volume......: 710 kB
    > Total Posters This Week...: 101
    > Messages with Sigs........: 18.16%
    > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.40%
    > Original Content Rating...: 28.71%
    >
    > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > ===============================================================
    > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 766 109.4 38.2%
    > 2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 230 32.9 11.5%
    > 3. Wavy..............................................: 104 14.9 5.2%
    > 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 92 13.1 4.6%
    > 5. mimus.............................................: 87 12.4 4.3%
    > 6. Aratzio...........................................: 81 11.6 4.0%
    > 7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 80 11.4 4.0%
    > 8. nemo..............................................: 75 10.7 3.7%
    > 9. Slipped Moebius...................................: 64 9.1 3.2%
    > 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 57 8.1 2.8%
    > 11. Tim Weaver........................................: 50 7.1 2.5%
    > 12. Daedalus..........................................: 35 5.0 1.7%
    > 13. gregvk............................................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    > 14. Sharon B..........................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    > 15. pscissons.........................................: 17 2.4 0.8%
    > 16. Baphomet..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 17. Per...............................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 18. Rob Arndt.........................................: 11 1.6 0.5%
    > 19. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 20. Shirley...........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 21. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 23. Archie Leach......................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 24. metro-golden-meower...............................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 25. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 26. knoxy.............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 27. PsychoChicken.....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 28. John \"C\.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 29. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 30. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 31. Billy Crabs.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 32. Chris Tsao........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 33. K . A . Cannon....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 34. Lefty.............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 35. astraumax01.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 36. kenpisano.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 37. Collard in Chief..................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 38. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 39. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 40. The...............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 41. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 42. nuke lalouche addington...........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 43. Mr. Smartypants...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 44. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 45. Robert Morpheal...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 46. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 47. Dudley Henriques..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 48. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 49. Neredbojias.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 50. Peter Twydell.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 51. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 52. cat...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 53. mixed nuts........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 54. who...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 55. Boxington Headmaker...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 56. Clive.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 57. Clive.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 58. DB01..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 59. Dave \............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 60. ElRon XChile......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 61. John Carrier......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 62. Kenny.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 63. Mr. Hand Clapper..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 64. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 65. Robert Hirschel...................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 66. Tex Houston.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 67. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 68. my soul is pud....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 69. Abbie Normal......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 70. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
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    > 72. Carl Dau..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
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    > 76. FragileWarrior....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 77. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 78. God...............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 79. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 80. Long Rod Penetrator...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 81. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 82. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 83. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 84. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 85. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 86. Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet........: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 88. Steve Hix.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 89. Typhoon502........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 90. UnusuallyPleasantBear.............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 91. bobofficer........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 92. captdan...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 93. catchme...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
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    > Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
    > ===========================================================================
    > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1479 211.3 29.7%
    > 2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 474 67.9 9.5%
    > 3. Wavy..............................................: 338 48.3 6.8%
    > 4. mimus.............................................: 275 39.3 5.5%
    > 5. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 217 31.1 4.4%
    > 6. dave hillstrom....................................: 201 28.8 4.1%
    > 7. Aratzio...........................................: 198 28.4 4.0%
    > 8. Tim Weaver........................................: 194 27.7 3.9%
    > 9. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 190 27.2 3.8%
    > 10. Slipped Moebius...................................: 188 26.9 3.8%
    > 11. nemo..............................................: 165 23.7 3.3%
    > 12. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 150 21.5 3.0%
    > 13. Daedalus..........................................: 109 15.7 2.2%
    > 14. Sharon B..........................................: 69 9.9 1.4%
    > 15. gregvk............................................: 58 8.4 1.2%
    > 16. pscissons.........................................: 57 8.2 1.2%
    > 17. Baphomet..........................................: 47 6.7 0.9%
    > 18. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 46 6.7 0.9%
    > 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 28 4.0 0.6%
    > 20. Billy Crabs.......................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
    > 21. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
    > 22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
    > 23. Per...............................................: 17 2.5 0.3%
    > 24. knoxy.............................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 25. Shirley...........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 27. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
    > 28. Archie Leach......................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
    > 29. PsychoChicken.....................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
    > 30. astraumax01.......................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
    > 31. metro-golden-meower...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 32. PorkRhino.........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 33. Rob Arndt.........................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 34. John \"C\.........................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 35. Lefty.............................................: 12 1.7 0.2%
    > 36. Chris Tsao........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 37. The...............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
    > 38. K . A . Cannon....................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 39. Peter Twydell.....................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 40. Collard in Chief..................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 41. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
    > 42. Mr. Smartypants...................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    > 43. nuke lalouche addington...........................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    > 44. Dudley Henriques..................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    > 45. kenpisano.........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 46. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 47. toughturd.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 48. cat...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 49. captdan...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 50. frank.............................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    > 51. ElRon XChile......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 52. catchme...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 53. Neredbojias.......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 54. Meat Plow.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 55. mixed nuts........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 56. Robert Hirschel...................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 57. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 58. Steve Hix.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 59. Clive.............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 60. freddy............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 61. Robert Morpheal...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 62. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 63. parris k..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 64. FledgeIII.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 65. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 66. who...............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 67. xikom01...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 68. DB01..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 69. Dave \............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 70. Rob Arndt.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 71. Tex Houston.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 72. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 73. Typhoon502........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 74. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 75. Rob Arndt.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 76. my soul is pud....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 77. deemsbill@aol.com.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
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    > 79. Clive.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 80. Kenny.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 81. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 82. Abbie Normal......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 83. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 84. info..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
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    > 86. Mr. Hand Clapper..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 88. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 89. bobofficer........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 90. Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 91. UnusuallyPleasantBear.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 94. FragileWarrior....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 95. Carl Dau..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 96. Boxington Headmaker...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 97. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 98. ekim..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 99. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 100. Rob Arndt.........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 101. Rob Arndt.........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
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    > Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > ==============================================================
    > 1. 1/30 Puns.........................................: 66 9.4 3.3%
    > 2. Mentally unstable pilot...........................: 49 7.0 2.4%
    > 3. A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address.: 48 6.9 2.4%
    > 4. Bertie the k00k...................................: 46 6.6 2.3%
    > 5. Bunyip is losing..................................: 40 5.7 2.0%
    > 6. ****CHECKOUT LANE GRIEVANCE! OUTRAGE! BOYCOTT KROG: 39 5.6 1.9%
    > 7. 12 days...........................................: 37 5.3 1.8%
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    > 10. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 30 4.3 1.5%
    > 11. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 29 4.1 1.4%
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    > 15. Smells like.......................................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    > 16. may the corpuscle be with you.....................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    > 17. 1 Squared, 5 Squared Puns.........................: 22 3.1 1.1%
    > 18. ATTENTION AMERICANS: IMPORTANT HYGIENE MESSAGE!!@!: 22 3.1 1.1%
    > 19. Good grief........................................: 22 3.1 1.1%
    > 20. 29/1 Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 1.0%
    > 21. 29 January Puns...................................: 20 2.9 1.0%
    > 22. i am legend.......................................: 20 2.9 1.0%
    > 23. 1/31 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
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    > 26. Marfch 1 Puns.....................................: 18 2.6 0.9%
    > 27. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 18 2.6 0.9%
    > 28. I have a radical idea for you whiners.............: 17 2.4 0.8%
    > 29. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 30. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 31. You Suck At Photoshop.............................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 32. toads are the way to wisdom.......................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 33. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 34. 30 January Puns...................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 35. January 29 Puns...................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 36. So what is YOUR Brazilian soccer name?............: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 37. my new blog http://barphomet.blog.com/............: 15 2.1 0.7%
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    > 39. January 28 Puns...................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
    > 40. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 14 2.0 0.7%
    > 41. January 27 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 0.6%
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    > 43. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 44. 30/1 Puns.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 45. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 12 1.7 0.6%
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    > 47. i am becoming.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 48. buncha cornish game hens, all a ya................: 11 1.6 0.5%
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    > 52. Bertie, Grow Up...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
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    > 54. January 25 Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
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    > 56. Rob Arndt, loses it in rec.aviation.military......: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 57. Sexual Abuse Report...............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 58. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 59. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 60. 1/3 Puns..........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 61. 31/1 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
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    > 64. Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide..........: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 65. Getting dye marks off my bass.....................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 66. Lent Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 67. The Larch.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 68. WANTED............................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 69. What other groups has Bertie infested / infected?.: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 70. cremlin sausage router............................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 71. 10 Days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
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    > 76. January 31 Puns...................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 77. LOST..............................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 78. PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie..................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 79. Real Questions for Bertie???......................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 80. astro boy blows rocks.............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 81. i finally rose....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 82. penises have been spotted north of dallas.........: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 83. they see the car..................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 84. *Very* Dumb Question . . .........................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 85. 25/1 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 86. 28/1 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 87. <thwack> III......................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 88. Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns......................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 89. The Occult: Not For Barbarians....................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 90. Zoo Books.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 91. alt.usenet.kooks, hotbed of anon criminal stalkers: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 92. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 93. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 94. Leap Day..........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 95. porch parasites and zamboni settings..............: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 96. 28 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 97. 6/6/6 Puns........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 98. A rant............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 99. Bertie the Fjukkwit...............................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 100. Day 2.............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 101. Fun Bit 'O Hatter Trivia..........................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 102. I'm such a pussy!.................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 103. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 104. Religion..........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 105. Robby runs away!..................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 106. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 107. misplaced command voice - GOVERNMENT..............: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 108. pecker............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 109. stomach acid to the right of me!..................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 110. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 111. 1 February Puns...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 112. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 113. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 114. 1st Sunday Of Lent Puns...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 115. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
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    > 117. 80 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 118. Beddie byes already Rob?..........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 119. February 29 Puns..................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 120. Getting skulls out of the garbage disposal........: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 121. How Has Eminem Risen To The Top?..................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 122. My Complaint About "The Sopranos."................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 123. Ted the whacko troll..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 124. The Real Story On Brady's Injury And The Boot.....: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 125. goblins rewl......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 126. i can answer only eight more questions. 8........: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 127. i itch............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 128. i say mead is the world...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 129. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    > 140. A Gift for Bertie.................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    > 143. Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM...................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    > 145. Reaganism of the Month............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 146. Redundancy........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    > 101. CNOTM nom for Rob arndt.. #1 Former Usenet Troll B: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 102. LOST..............................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 103. Hangovers and Oxygen..............................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 104. A rant............................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 105. Fun Bit 'O Hatter Trivia..........................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 106. *Very* Dumb Question . . .........................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 107. The Real Story On Brady's Injury And The Boot.....: 12 1.7 0.2%
    > 108. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 12 1.7 0.2%
    > 109. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 110. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 111. astro boy blows rocks.............................: 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 112. The Occult: Not For Barbarians....................: 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 113. Syd, Pink Floyd, Gratuitous Sex Pistol Insult.....: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 114. stomach acid to the right of me!..................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 115. 28 January Puns...................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 116. Religion..........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 117. pecker............................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
    > 118. I'm such a pussy!.................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
    > 119. porch parasites and zamboni settings..............: 10 1.4 0.2%
    > 120. 1st Sunday Of Lent Puns...........................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 121. Zoo Books.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 122. Leap Day..........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 123. Boiled puppies and other atrocities...............: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 124. February 29 Puns..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 125. New meaning - Set IV..............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 126. .Ko0ky Hatter wants to sue "out of work" Hollywood: 7 1.1 0.2%
    > 127. Who'd have thought it?............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
    > 128. Day 2.............................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
    > 129. First Sunday Of Lent Puns.........................: 7 1.1 0.2%
    > 130. Whinge whine whinge whine.........................: 7 1.1 0.1%
    > 131. Reaganism of the Month............................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 132. i can answer only eight more questions. 8........: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 133. Ted the whacko troll..............................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 134. Robby runs away!..................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 135. Redundancy........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 136. MAFIA revealed....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 137. 50 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 138. 35 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 139. 80 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 140. Beddie byes already Rob?..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 141. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 142. Groaners of the Weak 01-25-05.....................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 143. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 144. My poor nephew....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 145. 195 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 146. i itch............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 147. 1 February Puns...................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 148. And the Loney Maroon candidate pops up right on sc: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 149. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 150. N Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 151. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 152. [HUMOR] - Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars": 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 153. Reasons for leaving a job.........................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 154. goblins rewl......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 155. S Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 156. i say mead is the world...........................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 157. Religious Headlines...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 158. Sea Men...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    > 159. The Troll - What?.................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    > 160. 20 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    > 161. New Year's Day Puns...............................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 162. 15 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 163. Definitions.......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 164. Attention.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 165. I want boat.......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 166. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 167. 210 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 168. see the thread "numerology REVEALED" on rec.motorc: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 169. Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 170. i vagina you all..................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 171. 280 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 172. 300 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 173. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 174. A Gift for Bertie.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 175. 55 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 176. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 177. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 178. Has an A-10 ever been lost in combat?.............: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 179. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 180. fucking pc's......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 181. 1/10 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 182. 295 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 183. Bertie Troll Wins Golden Turd Award...............: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 184. Bunyip Filth Defeated Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahw: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 185. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 186. 1/22 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 187. Robbie, spankard of RAM, makes some more mindless : 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 188. Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 189. woonsocket........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 190. M,I`5'Per secution , who kno ws ab out i t?......: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 191. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 192. Clue: Bertie the Bunyip is an alcoholic (*surprize: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 193. 6/6 Puns..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 194. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 195. K Puns............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 196. i can answer only eight more questions. 8. ......: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 197. axel, viking and i................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 198. Rob Arndt Underneath Shot.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 199. Rob Arndt Google luser whines some more...........: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 200. Opinion of Autistic people!.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 201. OT - What's in YOUR wallet?.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 202. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 203. All Hail The Moors!...............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 204. 6.6.6 Puns........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 205. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 206. <PING> Grandma Shirley............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 207. 270 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 208. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 209. llllllllllllllll..................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 210. 330 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 211. 2/26 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 212. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 213. 1/11/121..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 214. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 215. 190 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 216. 90 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 217. February 1 Puns...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 218. Costume Contacts - Make Your Eyes A Real WOW......: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 219. 200 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 220. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 221. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 222. 85 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 223. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 224. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 225. January 2 Puns....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 226. 1/25/625..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 227. 5/5 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 228. No More visitors or impersonators!................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 229. Flower Puns.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 230. OK................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 231. Dick Strong buys Leopard tanks for Swede military.: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 232. Robbie's score card., Bwawhahwhahwhahwahwhhahw!...: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 233. 255 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 234. Crossposting Losers are not welcome...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 235. Depressing Cunt (was Re: Syd, Pink Floyd, Gratuito: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 236. you suck..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 237. Kwanzaa Puns......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 238. Rob gets all Darth Vader on me....................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 239. kantaru left them. we are sad....................: 2 0.4 0.0%
    > 240. just think Bertie, if it had a potato hanging out : 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 241. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 242. X Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 243. Rob's near record!................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 244. January 1 Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 245. December 24 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 246. Q Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 247. PHOTO OF THE WEEK.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 248. Question about Thunderbirds 2008 schedule.........: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 249. Clue: Bertie the Bunyip is AN ALCOHOLIC...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 250. Rob Arndt, RAM's ms popularity....................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 251. Bertie the k00kmeister............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 252. All over the place there Robbie...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 253. Who'd be Poor Bertie?.............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 254. Bunyip is pissing on Robbie. Robbie like!.........: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 255. Rob Schwulli's Kamakazi BI........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 256. W Day.............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 257. Bubbled windshield by Herman Goering - Keith prove: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 258. HTTP 404 Not Found <-- http://www.alcatroll.com/ko: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 259. Rob arndt, fjukktard, floods agin.................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 260. Poor poor deluded Rob arndt.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 261. Blue Puns.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 262. Rob tells some lies.. Shame!......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 263. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 264. Hey Rob Arndt, do you chew dentine?...............: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 265. Pooh bear screws the pooch........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 266. Telenet nieuwsgroepen mededeling: nieuwsserver adr: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 267. Poast counter Robbie.....Strikes again! OH nO!....: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 268. 06/06/06 Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 269. Rob Arndt Rob Arndt Rob Arndt Rob Arndt...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 270. Rob Arndt, troglodyte or tranny gone wrong?.......: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 271. Humpty Dumpty.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 272. Bunyip is thinking of a new car. any suggestions?.: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 273. Rob is winning the post gap! Whatever that is.....: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 274. Bunyip is losing ( actually, I'm not, in case you : 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 275. WW2 pilot training?...............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 276. Rob Arndt is having my baby.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 277. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 278. Robbie develops yet another delusion..............: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 279. Oh yeah, Robiie is da man.........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 280. Flying saucers in Argentina by Germans - oh nice!!: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 281. 1020 Days.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 282. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 283. Rob Arndts slurpie boi............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 284. Rob arndt has a face like a oryx's cunt...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 285. Bunyip is biting his nails now!...................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 286. February 30 Puns..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 287. Rob is beating me up! help!!!!!!..................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 288. Robbie's march towrads ultimate idiocy continues u: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 289. Rob Arndt steals from the elderly.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 290. I Piss on You Bertie..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 291. Yeh, luser boi....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 292. And Robbie whines a little more...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 293. Bunyip is well endowed............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 294. Luse boi Robbie, jus don;t get it.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 295. B Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 296. Chinese NZew Yaer Puns............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 297. Science is broken.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 298. Bertie's toy whines some mo'......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 299. Spnak spnak spnak.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 300. Bertie is on the run!.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 301. Weird Clothes.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 302. Rob Arndt lowers the tone for fjukkwits everywhere: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 303. I AM THE ONE, DO NOT REPLACE ME...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 304. Bunyip is peeeing aaaaaaaaalll over Robiie!.......: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 305. Priest off........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 306. 04/04/04 Puns.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 307. Bunyip is just getting comfy......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 308. ROB CYPHER IS A CELEBRITY ON TV!!!!...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 309. Odd Signs.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 310. Downed British "fighter pilot", 12 April 1943.....: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 311. Rob arndt, human punching bag.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 312. Bertie is THAT close to folding...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 313. Bunyip is Robbie's slave boi......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 314. Buyip is losing...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 315. whores............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 316. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 317. And Robbie's march on the poasting record continue: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 318. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 319. i can answer only eight more questions. 8.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 320. Rob Arndt can't tpye..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 321. Rob, what can i say, he's an idiot................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 322. Movie recommendations?............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 323. Can't say you weren't warned, fjukkwit............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 324. C'mon Robbie. Show a bit of imagination...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 325. More pee Robbie?..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 326. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 327. P Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 328. Presenting the January 2008 CNOTM!................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 329. 120 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 330. Rob Arndt, Prophet of delusion....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 331. 230 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 332. 285 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 333. Robbie "I'm sorry" bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwh!.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 334. Luser boi Rb Arndt, fjuktards are ashamed of him..: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 335. New Shape For TARDIS..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 336. "Sons of the Weak"................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 337. 70 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 338. Rob Ardnt the fjukkwit............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 339. Robbie has lost...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 340. 1/27/729..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 341. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 342. Bunyip is thristy. needs more tea.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 343. Robbie is a tosspot...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 344. Bunyip is still losing............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 345. 1/9/81............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 346. 1/8/64............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 347. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 348. Y Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 349. Rob Arndt 's dog ate my daffodils!................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 350. Rob Arndt, master denter..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 351. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 352. Guest List for the First Lady's Box...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 353. Rob Aren't is a fjukking moron....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 354. ss................................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 355. 1/28/784..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 356. 1/23/529..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 357. 245 DAYS..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 358. 1/12/144..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 359. 1/13/169..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 360. 90 DAYS...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 361. Rob arndt, fjukktard supreme-oh...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 362. Fjukktard trol mania is ending....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 363. 1/21/441..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 364. 205 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 365. 1/24/576..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 366. 1/20/400..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 367. 1/22/484..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 368. 1/29/841..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 369. Rob Arndt... Where IS his life anyway/?...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 370. Poor Bertie. Rob is givin him what for............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 371. Fact: The loser psycho criminals here have ruined : 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 372. 155 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 373. 1/26/676..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 374. Rob arndt is losing his tiny mind.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 375. The Troll LOST!!!.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 376. I have Bertie Cornered!...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 377. Free Rapidshare Premium Account...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 378. Rob Arndt is an idiot.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 379. Bertie the Bunyip, my heeeero!....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 380. I'm Berties Beatch................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 381. I came I saw, I shit my pants.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 382. THOUGHT CRIME BILL HR 1955........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 383. Why I wil win.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 384. I want Bertie to spnakkk me stupid................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 385. Not up for much today Robbie?.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 386. Abuse me hurt me some more Bertie!................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 387. Bertie, I got a new bitch collar!.................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 388. I'm a great big pisspot...........................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 389. I love you Bertie the Bunyip!.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 390. Why is my little piss pile so important to me?....: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 391. the woods are grey................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 392. Spnaaaakkkk me!...................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 393. Harder Bertie Harder!.............................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 394. I slurp nazis!....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 395. I'm having Bertie's puppies.......................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 396. Bertie is close to breaking!......................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 397. bourne has me.....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    >
    > Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
    > ===============================================================
    > 1. Baphomet..................................................: 89.1%
    > 2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 77.8%
    > 3. Rob Arndt.................................................: 66.9%
    > 4. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 47.1%
    > 5. Shirley...................................................: 31.6%
    > 6. Steve Leyland.............................................: 31.0%
    > 7. nemo......................................................: 27.8%
    > 8. Wavy......................................................: 27.5%
    > 9. gregvk....................................................: 26.8%
    > 10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 26.1%
    >
    > Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
    > ==================================================================
    > 1. Tim Weaver................................................: 7.3%
    > 2. dave hillstrom............................................: 7.7%
    > 3. knoxy.....................................................: 9.0%
    > 4. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 10.9%
    > 5. Daedalus..................................................: 11.1%
    > 6. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 11.5%
    > 7. pscissons.................................................: 12.1%
    > 8. Aratzio...................................................: 13.9%
    > 9. PsychoChicken.............................................: 14.3%
    > 10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 16.4%
    >
    > Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
    > ==========================================
    > 1. mn.humor.....................................................: 843
    > 2. demon.local..................................................: 838
    > 3. alt.humor....................................................: 820
    > 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 795
    > 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 671
    > 6. rec.aviation.military........................................: 536
    > 7. rec.humor....................................................: 467
    > 8. alt.disasters.aviation.......................................: 422
    > 9. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 216
    > 10. free.usenet..................................................: 172
    >
    > ====================================================
    > End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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    Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:week ending 1 Feb 2008.

    On Feb 5, 5:59 pm, Per <b...@bork.bork> wrote:
    >>Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
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    > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
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    > Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    > Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
    > Stats Begin...............: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:03:36 GMT
    > Stats End.................: Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:57:36 GMT
    > Days......................: 7
    > Total No. of Articles.....: 2004
    > Total No. of Characters...: 5096048
    > Total Volume..............: 4976
    > Messages Per Day..........: 286.3
    > Characters Per Day........: 728006.9
    > Average Daily Volume......: 710 kB
    > Total Posters This Week...: 101
    > Messages with Sigs........: 18.16%
    > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.40%
    > Original Content Rating...: 28.71%
    >
    > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > ===============================================================
    > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 766 109.4 38.2%
    > 2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 230 32.9 11.5%
    > 3. Wavy..............................................: 104 14.9 5.2%
    > 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 92 13.1 4.6%
    > 5. mimus.............................................: 87 12.4 4.3%
    > 6. Aratzio...........................................: 81 11.6 4.0%
    > 7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 80 11.4 4.0%
    > 8. nemo..............................................: 75 10.7 3.7%
    > 9. Slipped Moebius...................................: 64 9.1 3.2%
    > 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 57 8.1 2.8%
    > 11. Tim Weaver........................................: 50 7.1 2.5%
    > 12. Daedalus..........................................: 35 5.0 1.7%
    > 13. gregvk............................................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    > 14. Sharon B..........................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    > 15. pscissons.........................................: 17 2.4 0.8%
    > 16. Baphomet..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 17. Per...............................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 18. Rob Arndt.........................................: 11 1.6 0.5%
    > 19. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 20. Shirley...........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 21. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 23. Archie Leach......................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 24. metro-golden-meower...............................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 25. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 26. knoxy.............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 27. PsychoChicken.....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 28. John \"C\.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 29. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 30. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 31. Billy Crabs.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 32. Chris Tsao........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 33. K . A . Cannon....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 34. Lefty.............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 35. astraumax01.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 36. kenpisano.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 37. Collard in Chief..................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 38. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 39. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 40. The...............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 41. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 42. nuke lalouche addington...........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 43. Mr. Smartypants...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 44. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 45. Robert Morpheal...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 46. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 47. Dudley Henriques..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 48. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 49. Neredbojias.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 50. Peter Twydell.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 51. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 52. cat...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 53. mixed nuts........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 54. who...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
    > 55. Boxington Headmaker...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 56. Clive.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 57. Clive.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 58. DB01..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 59. Dave \............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 60. ElRon XChile......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 61. John Carrier......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 62. Kenny.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 63. Mr. Hand Clapper..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 64. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 65. Robert Hirschel...................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 66. Tex Houston.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 67. deemsb...@aol.com.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 68. my soul is pud....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 69. Abbie Normal......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 70. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 71. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 72. Carl Dau..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 73. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 74. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 75. FledgeIII.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 76. FragileWarrior....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 77. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 78. God...............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 79. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 80. Long Rod Penetrator...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 81. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 82. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 83. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 84. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 85. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 86. Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet........: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 88. Steve Hix.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 89. Typhoon502........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 90. UnusuallyPleasantBear.............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 91. bobofficer........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 92. captdan...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 93. catchme...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 94. ekim..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 95. frank.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 96. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 97. info..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 98. parris k..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 99. rob2..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 100. toughturd.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 101. xikom01...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    >
    > Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
    > ===========================================================================
    > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1479 211.3 29.7%
    > 2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 474 67.9 9.5%
    > 3. Wavy..............................................: 338 48.3 6.8%
    > 4. mimus.............................................: 275 39.3 5.5%
    > 5. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 217 31.1 4.4%
    > 6. dave hillstrom....................................: 201 28.8 4.1%
    > 7. Aratzio...........................................: 198 28.4 4.0%
    > 8. Tim Weaver........................................: 194 27.7 3.9%
    > 9. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 190 27.2 3.8%
    > 10. Slipped Moebius...................................: 188 26.9 3.8%
    > 11. nemo..............................................: 165 23.7 3.3%
    > 12. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 150 21.5 3.0%
    > 13. Daedalus..........................................: 109 15.7 2.2%
    > 14. Sharon B..........................................: 69 9.9 1.4%
    > 15. gregvk............................................: 58 8.4 1.2%
    > 16. pscissons.........................................: 57 8.2 1.2%
    > 17. Baphomet..........................................: 47 6.7 0.9%
    > 18. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 46 6.7 0.9%
    > 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 28 4.0 0.6%
    > 20. Billy Crabs.......................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
    > 21. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
    > 22. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
    > 23. Per...............................................: 17 2.5 0.3%
    > 24. knoxy.............................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 25. Shirley...........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 27. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
    > 28. Archie Leach......................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
    > 29. PsychoChicken.....................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
    > 30. astraumax01.......................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
    > 31. metro-golden-meower...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 32. PorkRhino.........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 33. Rob Arndt.........................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 34. John \"C\.........................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 35. Lefty.............................................: 12 1.7 0.2%
    > 36. Chris Tsao........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 37. The...............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
    > 38. K . A . Cannon....................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 39. Peter Twydell.....................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 40. Collard in Chief..................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
    > 41. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
    > 42. Mr. Smartypants...................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    > 43. nuke lalouche addington...........................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    > 44. Dudley Henriques..................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
    > 45. kenpisano.........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 46. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 47. toughturd.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 48. cat...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 49. captdan...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 50. frank.............................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
    > 51. ElRon XChile......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 52. catchme...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 53. Neredbojias.......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 54. Meat Plow.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 55. mixed nuts........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 56. Robert Hirschel...................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 57. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 58. Steve Hix.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 59. Clive.............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 60. freddy............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 61. Robert Morpheal...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 62. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 63. parris k..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 64. FledgeIII.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 65. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
    > 66. who...............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 67. xikom01...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 68. DB01..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 69. Dave \............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 70. Rob Arndt.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 71. Tex Houston.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 72. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 73. Typhoon502........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 74. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 75. Rob Arndt.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 76. my soul is pud....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 77. deemsb...@aol.com.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 78. John Carrier......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 79. Clive.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 80. Kenny.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 81. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 82. Abbie Normal......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 83. Mr.Smartypants....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 84. info..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 85. Long Rod Penetrator...............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 86. Mr. Hand Clapper..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 87. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 88. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 89. bobofficer........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 90. Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 91. UnusuallyPleasantBear.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 92. rob2..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 93. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 94. FragileWarrior....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 95. Carl Dau..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 96. Boxington Headmaker...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 97. Ellie Fent........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 98. ekim..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 99. Rob Arndt.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 100. Rob Arndt.........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    > 101. Rob Arndt.........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
    >
    > Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > ==============================================================
    > 1. 1/30 Puns.........................................: 66 9.4 3.3%
    > 2. Mentally unstable pilot...........................: 49 7.0 2.4%
    > 3. A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address.: 48 6.9 2.4%
    > 4. Bertie the k00k...................................: 46 6.6 2.3%
    > 5. Bunyip is losing..................................: 40 5.7 2.0%
    > 6. ****CHECKOUT LANE GRIEVANCE! OUTRAGE! BOYCOTT KROG: 39 5.6 1.9%
    > 7. 12 days...........................................: 37 5.3 1.8%
    > 8. for fuck sake.....................................: 34 4.9 1.7%
    > 9. News You Can Use..................................: 31 4.4 1.5%
    > 10. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 30 4.3 1.5%
    > 11. 1/2 Puns..........................................: 29 4.1 1.4%
    > 12. 1/29 Puns.........................................: 29 4.1 1.4%
    > 13. so, it wasnt the monitor..........................: 27 3.9 1.3%
    > 14. Test..............................................: 25 3.6 1.2%
    > 15. Smells like.......................................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    > 16. may the corpuscle be with you.....................: 24 3.4 1.2%
    > 17. 1 Squared, 5 Squared Puns.........................: 22 3.1 1.1%
    > 18. ATTENTION AMERICANS: IMPORTANT HYGIENE MESSAGE!!@!: 22 3.1 1.1%
    > 19. Good grief........................................: 22 3.1 1.1%
    > 20. 29/1 Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 1.0%
    > 21. 29 January Puns...................................: 20 2.9 1.0%
    > 22. i am legend.......................................: 20 2.9 1.0%
    > 23. 1/31 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    > 24. we are go, naruto.................................: 19 2.7 0.9%
    > 25. Bertie vs MI5? Are they both the same poor retarde: 18 2.6 0.9%
    > 26. Marfch 1 Puns.....................................: 18 2.6 0.9%
    > 27. My Porch Thermometer Says It's 2 F................: 18 2.6 0.9%
    > 28. I have a radical idea for you whiners.............: 17 2.4 0.8%
    > 29. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 30. 1/25 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 31. You Suck At Photoshop.............................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 32. toads are the way to wisdom.......................: 16 2.3 0.8%
    > 33. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 34. 30 January Puns...................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 35. January 29 Puns...................................: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 36. So what is YOUR Brazilian soccer name?............: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 37. my new blog http://barphomet.blog.com/............: 15 2.1 0.7%
    > 38. I'm a serial killer and I kill vampires!!!........: 14 2.0 0.7%
    > 39. January 28 Puns...................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
    > 40. did you see Re: DIVER IN THE WATER!!!.............: 14 2.0 0.7%
    > 41. January 27 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 0.6%
    > 42. January 30 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 0.6%
    > 43. 2/1 Puns..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 44. 30/1 Puns.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 45. Chinese New Year Puns.............................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 46. hey, anybody know how to troll around here?.......: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 47. i am becoming.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
    > 48. buncha cornish game hens, all a ya................: 11 1.6 0.5%
    > 49. 27 January Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 50. 3 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 51. 31 January Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 52. Bertie, Grow Up...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 53. I Can't Believe I Can't Think of a Pun on HIs Name: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 54. January 25 Puns...................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 55. Mentally unstable pilot crashes and burns on NG...: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 56. Rob Arndt, loses it in rec.aviation.military......: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 57. Sexual Abuse Report...............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
    > 58. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 59. 1/28 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 60. 1/3 Puns..........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 61. 31/1 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 62. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 63. 5 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 64. Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide..........: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 65. Getting dye marks off my bass.....................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 66. Lent Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 67. The Larch.........................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 68. WANTED............................................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 69. What other groups has Bertie infested / infected?.: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 70. cremlin sausage router............................: 9 1.3 0.4%
    > 71. 10 Days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 72. 2 To The 7th Puns.................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 73. 27/1 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 74. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 75. Dear gods!........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 76. January 31 Puns...................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 77. LOST..............................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 78. PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie..................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 79. Real Questions for Bertie???......................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 80. astro boy blows rocks.............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 81. i finally rose....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 82. penises have been spotted north of dallas.........: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 83. they see the car..................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
    > 84. *Very* Dumb Question . . .........................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 85. 25/1 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 86. 28/1 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 87. <thwack> III......................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 88. Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns......................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 89. The Occult: Not For Barbarians....................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 90. Zoo Books.........................................: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 91. alt.usenet.kooks, hotbed of anon criminal stalkers: 7 1.0 0.3%
    > 92. 1/23 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 93. H. P. Lovecraft...................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 94. Leap Day..........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 95. porch parasites and zamboni settings..............: 6 0.9 0.3%
    > 96. 28 January Puns...................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 97. 6/6/6 Puns........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 98. A rant............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 99. Bertie the Fjukkwit...............................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 100. Day 2.............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 101. Fun Bit 'O Hatter Trivia..........................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 102. I'm such a pussy!.................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 103. JOKE 4 NOTBX......................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 104. Religion..........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 105. Robby runs away!..................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 106. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 107. misplaced command voice - GOVERNMENT..............: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 108. pecker............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 109. stomach acid to the right of me!..................: 5 0.7 0.2%
    > 110. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 111. 1 February Puns...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 112. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 113. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 114. 1st Sunday Of Lent Puns...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 115. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 116. 35 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 117. 80 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 118. Beddie byes already Rob?..........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 119. February 29 Puns..................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 120. Getting skulls out of the garbage disposal........: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 121. How Has Eminem Risen To The Top?..................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 122. My Complaint About "The Sopranos."................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 123. Ted the whacko troll..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 124. The Real Story On Brady's Injury And The Boot.....: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 125. goblins rewl......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 126. i can answer only eight more questions. 8........: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 127. i itch............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 128. i say mead is the world...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
    > 129. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 130. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 131. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 132. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 133. 210 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 134. 25 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 135. 280 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 136. 295 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 137. 300 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 138. 50 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 139. 55 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 140. A Gift for Bertie.................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 141. CNOTM nom for Rob arndt.. #1 Former Usenet Troll B: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 142. First Sunday Of Lent Puns.........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 143. Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM...................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 144. Oxenstierna!!.....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 145. Reaganism of the Month............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 146. Redundancy........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 147. Rob Arndt fukks Yaks..............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
    > 148. S Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
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    > 81. Bertie, Grow Up...................................: 17 2.5 0.3%
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    > 83. 31/1 Puns.........................................: 16 2.4 0.3%
    > 84. Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns......................: 16 2.3 0.3%
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    > 87. Getting skulls out of the garbage disposal........: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 88. Dear gods!........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
    > 89. penises have been spotted north of dallas.........: 15 2.2 0.3%
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    > 92. cremlin sausage router............................: 14 2.1 0.3%
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    > 95. How Has Eminem Risen To The Top?..................: 13 2.0 0.3%
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    > 97. Rob Arndt fukks Yaks..............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 98. January 31 Puns...................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 99. The Larch.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 100. <thwack> III......................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 101. CNOTM nom for Rob arndt.. #1 Former Usenet Troll B: 13 1.9 0.3%
    > 102. LOST..............................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 103. Hangovers and Oxygen..............................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 104. A rant............................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
    > 105. Fun Bit 'O Hatter Trivia..........................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 106. *Very* Dumb Question . . .........................: 12 1.8 0.2%
    > 107. The Real Story On Brady's Injury And The Boot.....: 12 1.7 0.2%
    > 108. 02/02/2000 and 29/02/2000.........................: 12 1.7 0.2%
    > 109. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 110. You Know, this New Post-Count "Upping" Bit Can be : 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 111. astro boy blows rocks.............................: 11 1.7 0.2%
    > 112. The Occult: Not For Barbarians....................: 11 1.7 0.2%
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    > 114. stomach acid to the right of me!..................: 11 1.6 0.2%
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    > 116. Religion..........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
    > 117. pecker............................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
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    > 119. porch parasites and zamboni settings..............: 10 1.4 0.2%
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    > 121. Zoo Books.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 122. Leap Day..........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
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    > 124. February 29 Puns..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 125. New meaning - Set IV..............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
    > 126. .Ko0ky Hatter wants to sue "out of work" Hollywood: 7 1.1 0.2%
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    > 133. Ted the whacko troll..............................: 6 1.0 0.1%
    > 134. Robby runs away!..................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
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    > 136. MAFIA revealed....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 137. 50 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
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    > 140. Beddie byes already Rob?..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 141. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 142. Groaners of the Weak 01-25-05.....................: 6 0.9 0.1%
    > 143. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 144. My poor nephew....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
    > 145. 195 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
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    > 154. goblins rewl......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
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    > 159. The Troll - What?.................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
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    > 168. see the thread "numerology REVEALED" on rec.motorc: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 169. Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 170. i vagina you all..................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
    > 171. 280 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 172. 300 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 173. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 174. A Gift for Bertie.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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    > 176. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 177. Longest Thread Ever...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 178. Has an A-10 ever been lost in combat?.............: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 179. Awesome Guano Island moonscape....................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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    > 182. 295 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 183. Bertie Troll Wins Golden Turd Award...............: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 184. Bunyip Filth Defeated Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahw: 4 0.6 0.1%
    > 185. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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    > 189. woonsocket........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
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    > 197. axel, viking and i................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
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    > 228. No More visitors or impersonators!................: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    > 230. OK................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    > 233. 255 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
    > 234. Crossposting Losers are not welcome...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
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    > 239. kantaru left them. we are sad....................: 2 0.4 0.0%
    > 240. just think Bertie, if it had a potato hanging out : 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 241. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
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    > 246. Q Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 247. PHOTO OF THE WEEK.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 248. Question about Thunderbirds 2008 schedule.........: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 249. Clue: Bertie the Bunyip is AN ALCOHOLIC...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 250. Rob Arndt, RAM's ms popularity....................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 251. Bertie the k00kmeister............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 252. All over the place there Robbie...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 253. Who'd be Poor Bertie?.............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 254. Bunyip is pissing on Robbie. Robbie like!.........: 2 0.3 0.0%
    > 255. Rob Schwulli's Kamakazi BI........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 256. W Day.............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 257. Bubbled windshield by Herman Goering - Keith prove: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 258. HTTP 404 Not Found <-- http://www.alcatroll.com/ko: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 259. Rob arndt, fjukktard, floods agin.................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 260. Poor poor deluded Rob arndt.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 261. Blue Puns.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 262. Rob tells some lies.. Shame!......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 263. 1/24 Puns.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 264. Hey Rob Arndt, do you chew dentine?...............: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 265. Pooh bear screws the pooch........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 266. Telenet nieuwsgroepen mededeling: nieuwsserver adr: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 267. Poast counter Robbie.....Strikes again! OH nO!....: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 268. 06/06/06 Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 269. Rob Arndt Rob Arndt Rob Arndt Rob Arndt...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 270. Rob Arndt, troglodyte or tranny gone wrong?.......: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 271. Humpty Dumpty.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 272. Bunyip is thinking of a new car. any suggestions?.: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 273. Rob is winning the post gap! Whatever that is.....: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 274. Bunyip is losing ( actually, I'm not, in case you : 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 275. WW2 pilot training?...............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 276. Rob Arndt is having my baby.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 277. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 278. Robbie develops yet another delusion..............: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 279. Oh yeah, Robiie is da man.........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 280. Flying saucers in Argentina by Germans - oh nice!!: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 281. 1020 Days.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 282. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 283. Rob Arndts slurpie boi............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 284. Rob arndt has a face like a oryx's cunt...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 285. Bunyip is biting his nails now!...................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 286. February 30 Puns..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 287. Rob is beating me up! help!!!!!!..................: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 288. Robbie's march towrads ultimate idiocy continues u: 1 0.3 0.0%
    > 289. Rob Arndt steals from the elderly.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 290. I Piss on You Bertie..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 291. Yeh, luser boi....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 292. And Robbie whines a little more...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 293. Bunyip is well endowed............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 294. Luse boi Robbie, jus don;t get it.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 297. Science is broken.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 298. Bertie's toy whines some mo'......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 299. Spnak spnak spnak.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 300. Bertie is on the run!.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 301. Weird Clothes.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 302. Rob Arndt lowers the tone for fjukkwits everywhere: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 303. I AM THE ONE, DO NOT REPLACE ME...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 304. Bunyip is peeeing aaaaaaaaalll over Robiie!.......: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 305. Priest off........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 306. 04/04/04 Puns.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 307. Bunyip is just getting comfy......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 308. ROB CYPHER IS A CELEBRITY ON TV!!!!...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 309. Odd Signs.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 310. Downed British "fighter pilot", 12 April 1943.....: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 311. Rob arndt, human punching bag.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 312. Bertie is THAT close to folding...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 313. Bunyip is Robbie's slave boi......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 314. Buyip is losing...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 315. whores............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 316. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 318. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 319. i can answer only eight more questions. 8.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 320. Rob Arndt can't tpye..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 321. Rob, what can i say, he's an idiot................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 322. Movie recommendations?............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 324. C'mon Robbie. Show a bit of imagination...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 326. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 327. P Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 328. Presenting the January 2008 CNOTM!................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 329. 120 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 330. Rob Arndt, Prophet of delusion....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 331. 230 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 332. 285 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 333. Robbie "I'm sorry" bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwh!.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 335. New Shape For TARDIS..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 337. 70 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 340. 1/27/729..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 341. 260 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 342. Bunyip is thristy. needs more tea.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 343. Robbie is a tosspot...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 345. 1/9/81............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 347. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 348. Y Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 349. Rob Arndt 's dog ate my daffodils!................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 350. Rob Arndt, master denter..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 351. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 352. Guest List for the First Lady's Box...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 360. 90 DAYS...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 361. Rob arndt, fjukktard supreme-oh...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 362. Fjukktard trol mania is ending....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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    > 369. Rob Arndt... Where IS his life anyway/?...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 370. Poor Bertie. Rob is givin him what for............: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 371. Fact: The loser psycho criminals here have ruined : 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 372. 155 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 373. 1/26/676..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 374. Rob arndt is losing his tiny mind.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 375. The Troll LOST!!!.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 376. I have Bertie Cornered!...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 377. Free Rapidshare Premium Account...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 378. Rob Arndt is an idiot.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 379. Bertie the Bunyip, my heeeero!....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 380. I'm Berties Beatch................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 381. I came I saw, I shit my pants.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 382. THOUGHT CRIME BILL HR 1955........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 383. Why I wil win.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 384. I want Bertie to spnakkk me stupid................: 1 0.2 0.0%
    > 385. Not up for much today Robbie?.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 386. Abuse me hurt me some more Bertie!................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 387. Bertie, I got a new bitch collar!.................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 388. I'm a great big pisspot...........................: 1 0.1 0.0%
    > 389. I love you Bertie the Bunyip!.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
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    > 392. Spnaaaakkkk me!...................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
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    > 1. Baphomet..................................................: 89.1%
    > 2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 77.8%
    > 3. Rob Arndt.................................................: 66.9%
    > 4. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 47.1%
    > 5. Shirley...................................................: 31.6%
    > 6. Steve Leyland.............................................: 31.0%
    > 7. nemo......................................................: 27.8%
    > 8. Wavy......................................................: 27.5%
    > 9. gregvk....................................................: 26.8%
    > 10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 26.1%
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    > 1. Tim Weaver................................................: 7.3%
    > 2. dave hillstrom............................................: 7.7%
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    > 4. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 10.9%
    > 5. Daedalus..................................................: 11.1%
    > 6. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 11.5%
    > 7. pscissons.................................................: 12.1%
    > 8. Aratzio...................................................: 13.9%
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    > 10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 16.4%
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    > 3. alt.humor....................................................: 820
    > 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 795
    > 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 671
    > 6. rec.aviation.military........................................: 536
    > 7. rec.humor....................................................: 467
    > 8. alt.disasters.aviation.......................................: 422
    > 9. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 216
    > 10. free.usenet..................................................: 172
    >
    > ====================================================
    > End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

    >My name happened 20 times in some form in this message.

    How many bytes you think this is?


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    Slipped Moebius, Feb 6, 2008
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