Ode to my buddy... TJ Here's to all the side aches you've given me bud.. Happy B day! Framed Ritchie Valens (performed by Cheech and Chong) with a couple lyrical liberties by wez.. hahahahaha I was sitting in the chat room Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, Bender, caught me unaware Said, is your name Timesjoke? I says, yeah, I guess so Said, then come with me cause You're the man we been looking for I said, hey, man I been framed Hey, no, really, man I was framed Aw, I never do nothing wrong, man But every time I get the blame I been framed They put me in the lineup And let the bright lights shine There was ten poor dudes like me Standing in that line I knew I was the victim Of somebody's evil plan When this scroungy looking dude Came up and said, yeah That's him, man Hey, wait a minute, man I been framed, man Aw, listen to me, judge I was framed I never do nothing wrong But every time I get the blame Hey, I been framed Then the prosecuting attorney Started prosecuting on me That dude gave me the first Second, and third degree He said where were you On the night of July 29 I said, man, I was home in bed He said, judge, that man's lying I said wait a minute, man I was framed, man Hey, judge, listen to me, man Really, you gotta believe me I been framed, man I never do nothing wrong But every time I get the blame Oh, I was framed Now look, I deny the charges Of having any weed And I also deny the charges Of taking any speed I deny the charges Of selling any grass But when the judge Looked down and said guilty I said, judge, you can kiss my Framed Judge, I'm telling you the truth I was framed, man I never do nothing wrong But every time I get the blame Hey, I was framed Oh, framed You gotta believe me, judge That wasn't even my stuff I was holding it for a friend, man Could this face life, man Oh, come on, judge Don't send me to camp, man I just got my car fixed, man Look, I just got a new Tattoo and everything, man Oh, man, what a bummer, man Oh, come on, judge Gimme a break, please Aw, judge, come on, man Don't take me away, I was framed Man, really I been framed [ame= - Cheech and Chong - I Was Framed[/ame] hahahaha.. classic..
Die Young Black Sabbath Goto the wind, though the wind wont help you fly at all Your backs to the wall Then chase the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run, You run, you run! So live for today Tomorrow never comes Die young Behind the smile, theres danger and a promise to be told: You never knew. Lifes fantasy - to be locked away and still to think youre free Youre free, were free! So live for today Tomorrow never comes Die young Die young, die young Cant you see the writing on the wall? Die young, gonna die young Someone stopped the pain Goto the wind, though the wind wont help you fly at all Your backs to the wall Then chase the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run, You run, you run! So live for today Tomorrow never comes Die young, young! Die young, die young! Die young, die young, young! Die young, die young, die young, die young, die young!! [ame= - Black Sabbath - Die Young[/ame]
The Love Song By: R. Orleans Me Your mother and some other whore floating down the river on a sh!thouse door. Gonna tie my pecker to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna TIE MY PECKER TO MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE----EEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Fairies wear boots Black Sabbath Goin home, late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw Fairy boots were dancing with a dwarf, All right now! Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, Well all right now! So I went to the doctor See what he could give me He said son, son, youve gone too far. cause smokin and trippin is all that you do. [ame= - Black Sabbath - Fairies Wears Boots[/ame] yay ozzy
You are what you hate and you have become the thing you hate the most. Fags in boots. Deal with it! With your c*nt mouth, suppositories, and your fukken colostomy bags. Enjoy your crow!
Tin Pan Alley Stevie Ray Went down to tin pan alley....see what was going on Things was too hot down there....couldnt stay very long Hey hey hey hey....alleys the roughest place Ive ever been All the people down there....livin for their whisky, wine, and gin I heard a woman scream....yeah and I peeked through the door Some cat was workin on annie with a....lord with a two-by-four Hey hey hey hey....alleys the roughest place Ive ever been All the people down there....livin for their whisky, wine, and gin I heard a pistol shoot....yeah and it was a .44 Somebody killed a crap shooter cause he didnt....shake, rattle, and roll Hey hey hey hey....alleys the roughest place Ive ever been All the people down there....killin for their whisky, wine, and gin I saw a cop standin....with his hand on his gun Said this is a raid boys....nobody run Hey, hey, hey....alleys the roughest place Ive ever been Yeah they took me away from tin pan alley And took me right back...to the pen [ame= - Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble - Tin Pan Alley[/ame] Leave my girl alone Stevie Ray You better leave....you better leave my little girl alone You better leave....you better leave my little girl alone Lord before I get evil man....and I go and do something wrong You call my house just yesterday I picked up the extension and I heard every word you said Why dont you just go on....man and leave my little girl alone Lord before I get evil man....and I go and do something wrong You call my house all hours of the night Let me tell you mister thats a sure, sure way to start a fight Why dont you just go on....man and leave my little girl alone Lord before I get evil man....and Im gonna do something wrong [ame=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2498381479959527404]Stevie Ray Vaughan - Leave My Girl Alone[/ame] R.I.P. Stevie
The Calling Santana Sine the moment I spotted you Like walking round with little wings on my shoes My stomach's filled with the butterflies... and it's alright Bouncing round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never going to come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to you I get tongue-tied Seems like everything I say to you Comes out wrong and never comes out right So I'll say 'why don't you and I get together and take on the world and be together forever Heads we will and tails we'll try again So I say why don't you and I hold each other and fly to the moon and straight on to heaven Cause without you they're never going to let me in And slowly I begin to realize this is never going to end Right about the same you walk by And I say 'Oh here we go again' When's this ever going to break? I think I've handled more than any man can take I'm like a love-sick puppy chasing you around And it's alright Bouncing round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never going to come down If said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied [ame= - The Calling - Carlos Santana & Eric Clapton[/ame]
Back by hypocritizing demand... Walk all over you AC/DC Outta my way I'm a running high Take a chance with me and ya give it a try Ain't no woman in the world I know Cause I ain't lookin' for a woman, no Baby I ain't got much Resistance to your touch Take off your high heels and let down your hair Paradise ain't far from there I wanna walk all over you (walk all over you) I wanna walk all over you (walk all over you) Do anything you want me to (walk all over you) baby I wanna walk all over you Reflections on the bedroom wall And girl you thought you'd seen it all We're rising falling like at sea Your lookin' so good under me I'm gonna walk all over you (walk all over you) I'm gonna walk all over you (walk all over you) Do anything you want me to (walk all over you) to you I'm gonna walk all over You Moanin' groanin' stereo Said gimme the stage I'm gonna steal the show Leave on the lace and turn off the light Tonight is gonna be the night I'm gonna walk all over you (walk all over you) I'm gonna walk all over you (walk all over you) Do anything you want me to (walk all over you) I'm gonna walk all over You I'm gonna walk all over you [ame= - AC/DC - Walk All Over You[/ame]
I just called to say I love you Stevie Wonder No new years day To celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring No song to sing In fact heres just another ordinary day No april rain No flowers bloom No wedding saturday within the month of june But what it is Is something true Made up of these three words that I must say to you I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart No summers high No warm july No harvest moon to light one tender august night No autumn breeze No falling leaves No even time for birds to fly to southern skies No libra sun No halloween No giving thanks to all the christmas joy you bring But what it is Though old so new To fill your heart like no three words could ever do. I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart Of my heart Of my heart [ame= - I Just Called To Say I Love You[/ame]
The Day I Tried to Live Soungarden I woke the same as any other day Except a voice was in my head It said seize the day, pull the trigger Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads The day I tried to live I stole a thousand beggars change And gave it to the rich The day I tried to win I dangled from the power lines And let the martyrs stretch Singing One more time around might do it One more time around might make it One more time around might do it One more time around The day I tried to live Words you say never seem To live up to the ones inside your head The lives we make never seem To ever get us anywhere but dead The day I tried to live I wallowed in the blood and mud with All the other pigs I woke the same as any other day you know I should have stayed in bed The day I tried to win I wallowed in the blood and mud with All the other pigs And I learned that I was a liar Just like you [ame= - Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live [Studio Version][/ame]
My Wave Soundgarden Take, if you want a slice If you want a piece If it feels alright Break, if you like the sound If it gets you up If it brings you down Share, if it makes you sleep If it sets you free If it helps you breathe Dont come over here And piss on my gate Save it just keep it Off my wave Cry, if you want to cry If it helps you see If it clears your eyes Hate, if you want to hate If it keeps you safe If it makes you brave Pray, if you want to pray If you like to kneel If you like to lay Dont come over here And piss on my gate Save it just keep it Off my wave Keep it off my wave Keep it off my wave Keep it off my wave My wave Cry, if you want to cry If it helps you see If it clears your eyes Hate, if you want to hate If it keeps you safe If it makes you brave Take, if you want a slice If you want a piece If it feels alright Dont come over here And piss on my gate Save it just keep it Off my wave My wave [ame= - Soundgarden - My Wave [Studio Version][/ame]
Limo Wreck Soundgarden Tears of the feeble Hands of the slaves Skin of the mothers Mouths of the babes Building the towers Belongs to the sky When the whole thing Comes crashing down Dont ask me why Under the shelf The shelf of the sky Two eyes, two suns Too heavenly blinds Swallowing rivers Belongs to the sea When the whole thing washes away Don't run to me I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the gold And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fall I'm the wreck of you I'm the death of you all I'm the wreck of you I'm the break and the fall Under the red Break of the lights Heroes in stretches Inch to the site Blowing the pieces Belong to the wind When the whole thing Blows away I wont pretend I'll be going down For the rest of the slide While the rest of you Harvest the souls And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fall I'm the wreck of you I'm the death of you all I'm the wreck of you I'm the break and the fall Behind the blood red break of the lights Lies the wreck of you for the rest of your life And the wreck of you Is the death of you all And the wreck of you Is the break And the fall I'm the wreck of you I'm the death of you all I'm the wreck of you I'm the break and the fall [ame= - Soundgarden - Limo Wreck[/ame]
Jesus Christ Pose Soundgarden And you stare at me In your Jesus christ pose Arms held out Like you've been carrying a load And you swear to me You dont want to be my slave But you're staring at me Like I need to be saved In your Jesus christ pose Arms held out In your Jesus christ pose Thorns and shroud Like its the coming of the lord And I swear to you That I would never feed you pain But you're staring at me Like I'm driving the nails In your Jesus christ pose And you stare at me In your Jesus christ pose Arms held out like its The coming of the lord And would it pay you more to walk on water Than to wear a crown of thorns It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich Than to bury you poor In your Jesus christ pose [ame= - Jesus Christ Pose - Soundgarden[/ame]