Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: \0 All I have to do is reply. -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: > Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) > NO: > > > > All I have to do is reply. out damn spot out i say
Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: > >> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >> NO: >> >> >> >> All I have to do is reply. > >out damn spot out i say Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. Introducing... The "Sweat Glass." | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / \ / | | |\_| |_/| ================ As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think its great! | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / \ / | | |\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" ================ \ \ insulated pad. Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has materialized! "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go through the hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, friend, suddenly your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very handy and easy to use. Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. |~~~~~~~~~~~~| || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) || |_| |v / v| _ || || |_| _ |v v| |_| || \\ _ /v v\ |_| // \| \ |v |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the =========\====== "sweat reservoir". \ ice cube. See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") and somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you all. Your best Internet friend, Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: > >> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >> NO: >> >> >> >> All I have to do is reply. > >out damn spot out i say Whilst I was traveling across the country (that's where I've been the past few days, if anywon (1) was wondering), I stopped at a restaurant (Spelling? thanks). I was seated at my table with the rest of our party, patiently waiting to be served. I ordered, and began drawing on my placemat like I always do, and while waiting for my food (a cobb salad, chicken fingers, french fries, and a side of mash potatoes with extra gravy) to arrive I noticed a sign advertising their delicious, fresh pies. (Yumm!) And then, this is the good part, I got an idea! What's the best part of any meal, at a restaurant? I'll tell you. Pie! Who doesn't like to finish off every meal with a hot, scrummie slice of homade pie?! Whipped cream? Yes, please. Well, here's where my idea comes in. Every table should be equipped with a "Pie light". A pie light is a device that alerts the server, wherever she may be, that you would like to order pie. 'Cause you can never get a hold of her when you want pie. They assume you're done after you've ordered, eaten, and received a refill on your drink. This always gets my goat. I still want to order pie. So just press your "Pie Light" button, and then the pie light comes on, and the server is alerted somehow, like with a beeper (maybe even shocked). She looks which table has their "Pie light" on, and comes to git them their pie. Is this a good idea or what? I like nuts. I would like to press the "pie light" and receive my pie right away. Some people may prefer to have the server come to the table to ask you what kind of pie you want. Not me, I want pie and I want it now. Bring me whatever you want! I am not particular when it comes to pie. Come on, is anywon? Maybe there should be TWO different pie lights. Won to tell her, "Come here, I would like to order some pie", and another light that just says, "PIE NOW. ANY PIE." I love pie! Maybe won light is enough. (You tell me.) It could blink or something if you want it "a la mode". Or a different colour light could come on if you are allergic to nuts. I think a siren should go off after you've ordered the won hundredth pie, and you git it free. We can come up with several ideas. We'll work on it. Pie light! Its my idea, and I think this is good! Who's with me???? I even eat the crusts. I love you all. I love the world! Love always and forever and ever, Wavy G. -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in news:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES > ( ) NO: > >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >>> ( ) NO: >>> >>> >>> >>> All I have to do is reply. >> >>out damn spot out i say > > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several > grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS > television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh > Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's finest > poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER > IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up with such > rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I DON'T KNOW! > THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ > > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So > this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. > Introducing... > > > The "Sweat Glass." > > > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > \ / > \ / > | | >|\_| |_/| > ================ > > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically > designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of > the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. > The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the > "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the > sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is > undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think > its great! > > > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > \ / > \ / > | | >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" > ================ > \ > \ > insulated pad. > > > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has materialized! > "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go through the > hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, friend, suddenly > your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your drink of choice in > just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very handy and easy to use. > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at the > photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: > > > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. > > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) > || |_| |v / > v| _ || > || |_| _ |v > v| |_| || > \\ _ /v > v\ |_| // > \| \ |v > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". > \ > ice cube. > > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") and > somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! > > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you > all. > > Your best Internet friend, > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass?
On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote: > Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: > > > > > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES > > ( ) NO: > > >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in > >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: > > >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES > >>> ( ) NO: > > >>> All I have to do is reply. > > >>out damn spot out i say > > > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International > > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such > > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several > > grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS > > television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh > > Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's finest > > poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER > > IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up with such > > rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I DON'T KNOW! > > THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ > > > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold > > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of > > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. > > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. > > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit > > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms > > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for > > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You > > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring > > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So > > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN > > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So > > this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you > > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. > > Introducing... > > > The "Sweat Glass." > > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > \ / > > \ / > > | | > >|\_| |_/| > > ================ > > > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically > > designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of > > the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. > > The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the > > "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the > > sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is > > undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think > > its great! > > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > \ / > > \ / > > | | > >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" > > ================ > > \ > > \ > > insulated pad. > > > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never > > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has materialized! > > "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go through the > > hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, friend, suddenly > > your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your drink of choice in > > just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very handy and easy to use. > > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible > > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at the > > photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: > > > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. > > > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| > > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour > > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) > > || |_| |v / > > v| _ || > > || |_| _ |v > > v| |_| || > > \\ _ /v > > v\ |_| // > > \| \ |v > > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the > > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". > > \ > > ice cube. > > > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's > > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat > > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night > > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you > > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest > > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") and > > somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! > > > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I > > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you > > all. > > > Your best Internet friend, > > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) > > wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The Sweat Glass was designed to protect. The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is high. -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote: > On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote >> innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: >> >> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) >> > YES ( ) NO: >> >> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >> >> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >> >>> ( ) NO: >> >> >>> All I have to do is reply. >> >> >>out damn spot out i say >> >> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International >> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such >> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of >> > several grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and >> > HILARIOUS television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and >> > "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's >> > finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT >> > ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up >> > with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I >> > DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ >> >> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold >> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of >> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. >> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. >> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit >> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms >> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for >> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You >> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring >> > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So >> > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN >> > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. >> > So this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you >> > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. >> > Introducing... >> >> > The "Sweat Glass." >> >> >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > \ / >> > \ / >> > | | >> >|\_| |_/| >> > ================ >> >> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is >> > scientifically designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect >> > in the bottom of the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running >> > onto your table top. The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. >> > The bottom of the "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep >> > the sweat in the sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat >> > Glass" is undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" >> > - I think its great! >> >> >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > \ / >> > \ / >> > | | >> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" >> > ================ >> > \ >> > \ >> > insulated pad. >> >> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never >> > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has >> > materialized! "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go >> > through the hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, >> > friend, suddenly your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your >> > drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very >> > handy and easy to use. >> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible >> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at >> > the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: >> >> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. >> >> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| >> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour >> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) >> > || |_| |v / >> > v| _ || >> > || |_| _ |v >> > v| |_| || >> > \\ _ /v >> > v\ |_| // >> > \| \ |v >> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the >> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". >> > \ >> > ice cube. >> >> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's >> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat >> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night >> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you >> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest >> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") >> > and somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! >> >> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I >> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you >> > all. >> >> > Your best Internet friend, >> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) >> >> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? Quite a bit if you tried to make sense out of it. > The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the > tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the > drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The > Sweat Glass was designed to protect. > > The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an > enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access > to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it > injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium > with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is > high. Ya need a sponge down there, man. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 What about yer _second_ smart theory? < _Deadbone_
Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in news:4387b0be-a713-4f0c-96d8-2119586b0097@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com: Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is > high. > > -- > Slipped Moebius > mhm28x9 > i agree with this poast
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:06:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote: > >> On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote >>> innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: >>> >>> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) >>> > YES ( ) NO: >>> >>> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >>> >>> ( ) NO: >>> >>> >>> All I have to do is reply. >>> >>> >>out damn spot out i say >>> >>> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International >>> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such >>> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of >>> > several grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and >>> > HILARIOUS television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and >>> > "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's >>> > finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT >>> > ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up >>> > with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I >>> > DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ >>> >>> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold >>> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of >>> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. >>> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. >>> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit >>> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms >>> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for >>> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You >>> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring >>> > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So >>> > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN >>> > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. >>> > So this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you >>> > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. >>> > Introducing... >>> >>> > The "Sweat Glass." >>> >>> >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > \ / >>> > \ / >>> > | | >>> >|\_| |_/| >>> > ================ >>> >>> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is >>> > scientifically designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect >>> > in the bottom of the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running >>> > onto your table top. The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. >>> > The bottom of the "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep >>> > the sweat in the sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat >>> > Glass" is undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" >>> > - I think its great! >>> >>> >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > \ / >>> > \ / >>> > | | >>> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" >>> > ================ >>> > \ >>> > \ >>> > insulated pad. >>> >>> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never >>> > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has >>> > materialized! "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go >>> > through the hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, >>> > friend, suddenly your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your >>> > drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very >>> > handy and easy to use. >>> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible >>> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at >>> > the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: >>> >>> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. >>> >>> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| >>> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour >>> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) >>> > || |_| |v / >>> > v| _ || >>> > || |_| _ |v >>> > v| |_| || >>> > \\ _ /v >>> > v\ |_| // >>> > \| \ |v >>> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the >>> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". >>> > \ >>> > ice cube. >>> >>> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's >>> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat >>> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night >>> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you >>> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest >>> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") >>> > and somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! >>> >>> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I >>> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you >>> > all. >>> >>> > Your best Internet friend, >>> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) >>> >>> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? > >Quite a bit if you tried to make sense out of it. > >> The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the >> tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the >> drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The >> Sweat Glass was designed to protect. >> >> The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an >> enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access >> to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it >> injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium >> with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >> high. > >Ya need a sponge down there, man. im happy to say i read none of the above tripe. i am still the fatted calf, deheaded in january. i know. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:08:55 GMT, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >news:4387b0be-a713-4f0c-96d8-2119586b0097@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com: > > Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >> high. >> >> -- >> Slipped Moebius >> mhm28x9 >> > > >i agree with this poast rub <giggle> -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:38:15 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:06:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote: >> >>> On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote >>>> innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: >>>> >>>> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) >>>> > YES ( ) NO: >>>> >>>> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>>> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >>>> >>>> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >>>> >>> ( ) NO: >>>> >>>> >>> All I have to do is reply. >>>> >>>> >>out damn spot out i say >>>> >>>> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International >>>> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such >>>> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of >>>> > several grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and >>>> > HILARIOUS television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and >>>> > "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's >>>> > finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT >>>> > ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up >>>> > with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I >>>> > DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ >>>> >>>> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold >>>> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of >>>> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. >>>> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. >>>> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit >>>> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms >>>> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for >>>> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You >>>> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring >>>> > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So >>>> > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN >>>> > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. >>>> > So this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you >>>> > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. >>>> > Introducing... >>>> >>>> > The "Sweat Glass." >>>> >>>> >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > \ / >>>> > \ / >>>> > | | >>>> >|\_| |_/| >>>> > ================ >>>> >>>> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is >>>> > scientifically designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect >>>> > in the bottom of the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running >>>> > onto your table top. The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. >>>> > The bottom of the "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep >>>> > the sweat in the sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat >>>> > Glass" is undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" >>>> > - I think its great! >>>> >>>> >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > | | >>>> > \ / >>>> > \ / >>>> > | | >>>> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" >>>> > ================ >>>> > \ >>>> > \ >>>> > insulated pad. >>>> >>>> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never >>>> > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has >>>> > materialized! "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go >>>> > through the hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, >>>> > friend, suddenly your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your >>>> > drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very >>>> > handy and easy to use. >>>> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible >>>> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at >>>> > the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: >>>> >>>> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. >>>> >>>> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| >>>> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour >>>> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) >>>> > || |_| |v / >>>> > v| _ || >>>> > || |_| _ |v >>>> > v| |_| || >>>> > \\ _ /v >>>> > v\ |_| // >>>> > \| \ |v >>>> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the >>>> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". >>>> > \ >>>> > ice cube. >>>> >>>> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's >>>> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat >>>> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night >>>> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you >>>> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest >>>> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") >>>> > and somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! >>>> >>>> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I >>>> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you >>>> > all. >>>> >>>> > Your best Internet friend, >>>> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) >>>> >>>> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? >> >>Quite a bit if you tried to make sense out of it. >> >>> The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the >>> tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the >>> drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The >>> Sweat Glass was designed to protect. >>> >>> The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an >>> enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access >>> to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it >>> injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium >>> with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >>> high. >> >>Ya need a sponge down there, man. > > im happy to say i read none of the above tripe. > > i am still the fatted calf, deheaded in january. i know. Sorry, cobber, we don't do it and the sun don't come back. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote: >On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> >wrote: >> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: >> >> >> >> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >> > ( ) NO: >> >> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >> >> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >> >>> ( ) NO: >> >> >>> All I have to do is reply. >> >> >>out damn spot out i say >> >> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International >> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such >> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several >> > grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS >> > television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh >> > Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's finest >> > poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER >> > IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up with such >> > rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I DON'T KNOW! >> > THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ >> >> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold >> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of >> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. >> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. >> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit >> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms >> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for >> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You >> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring >> > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So >> > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN >> > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So >> > this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you >> > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. >> > Introducing... >> >> > The "Sweat Glass." >> >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > \ / >> > \ / >> > | | >> >|\_| |_/| >> > ================ >> >> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically >> > designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of >> > the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. >> > The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the >> > "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the >> > sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is >> > undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think >> > its great! >> >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > | | >> > \ / >> > \ / >> > | | >> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" >> > ================ >> > \ >> > \ >> > insulated pad. >> >> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never >> > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has materialized! >> > "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go through the >> > hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, friend, suddenly >> > your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your drink of choice in >> > just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very handy and easy to use. >> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible >> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at the >> > photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: >> >> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. >> >> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| >> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour >> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) >> > || |_| |v / >> > v| _ || >> > || |_| _ |v >> > v| |_| || >> > \\ _ /v >> > v\ |_| // >> > \| \ |v >> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the >> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". >> > \ >> > ice cube. >> >> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's >> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat >> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night >> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you >> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest >> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") and >> > somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! >> >> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I >> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you >> > all. >> >> > Your best Internet friend, >> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) >> >> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? > >The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the >tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the >drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The >Sweat Glass was designed to protect. > >The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an >enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access >to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it >injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium >with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >high. luzer anuser. neergen assurity. finalize. <bzzzzzzzzzt> -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:48:46 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:38:15 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:06:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote: >>> >>>> On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote >>>>> innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: >>>>> >>>>> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) >>>>> > YES ( ) NO: >>>>> >>>>> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >>>>> >>>>> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >>>>> >>> ( ) NO: >>>>> >>>>> >>> All I have to do is reply. >>>>> >>>>> >>out damn spot out i say >>>>> >>>>> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International >>>>> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such >>>>> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of >>>>> > several grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and >>>>> > HILARIOUS television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and >>>>> > "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's >>>>> > finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT >>>>> > ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up >>>>> > with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I >>>>> > DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ >>>>> >>>>> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold >>>>> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of >>>>> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. >>>>> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. >>>>> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit >>>>> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms >>>>> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for >>>>> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You >>>>> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring >>>>> > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So >>>>> > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN >>>>> > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. >>>>> > So this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you >>>>> > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. >>>>> > Introducing... >>>>> >>>>> > The "Sweat Glass." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > \ / >>>>> > \ / >>>>> > | | >>>>> >|\_| |_/| >>>>> > ================ >>>>> >>>>> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is >>>>> > scientifically designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect >>>>> > in the bottom of the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running >>>>> > onto your table top. The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. >>>>> > The bottom of the "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep >>>>> > the sweat in the sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat >>>>> > Glass" is undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" >>>>> > - I think its great! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > | | >>>>> > \ / >>>>> > \ / >>>>> > | | >>>>> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" >>>>> > ================ >>>>> > \ >>>>> > \ >>>>> > insulated pad. >>>>> >>>>> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never >>>>> > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has >>>>> > materialized! "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go >>>>> > through the hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, >>>>> > friend, suddenly your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your >>>>> > drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very >>>>> > handy and easy to use. >>>>> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible >>>>> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at >>>>> > the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: >>>>> >>>>> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. >>>>> >>>>> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| >>>>> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour >>>>> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) >>>>> > || |_| |v / >>>>> > v| _ || >>>>> > || |_| _ |v >>>>> > v| |_| || >>>>> > \\ _ /v >>>>> > v\ |_| // >>>>> > \| \ |v >>>>> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the >>>>> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". >>>>> > \ >>>>> > ice cube. >>>>> >>>>> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's >>>>> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat >>>>> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night >>>>> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you >>>>> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest >>>>> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") >>>>> > and somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! >>>>> >>>>> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I >>>>> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you >>>>> > all. >>>>> >>>>> > Your best Internet friend, >>>>> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) >>>>> >>>>> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? >>> >>>Quite a bit if you tried to make sense out of it. >>> >>>> The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the >>>> tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the >>>> drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The >>>> Sweat Glass was designed to protect. >>>> >>>> The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an >>>> enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access >>>> to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it >>>> injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium >>>> with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >>>> high. >>> >>>Ya need a sponge down there, man. >> >> im happy to say i read none of the above tripe. >> >> i am still the fatted calf, deheaded in january. i know. > >Sorry, cobber, we don't do it and the sun don't come back. lies -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:17:52 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius > <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> >>wrote: >> >>> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote >>> innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: >>> >>> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) >>> > YES ( ) NO: >>> >>> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) >>> >>> YES ( ) NO: >>> >>> >>> All I have to do is reply. >>> >>> >>out damn spot out i say >>> >>> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International >>> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such >>> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of >>> > several grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and >>> > HILARIOUS television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and >>> > "Seventh Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's >>> > finest poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT >>> > ANOTHER IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up >>> > with such rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I >>> > DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ >>> >>> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold >>> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of >>> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. >>> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. >>> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit >>> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms >>> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for >>> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You >>> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a >>> > ring of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable >>> > spool. So what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem >>> > is, I CAN NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes >>> > me angry. So this is where I got my idea. What if there was a >>> > glass that you didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? >>> > Well, now there is. Introducing... >>> >>> > The "Sweat Glass." >>> >>> >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > \ / >>> > \ / >>> > | | >>> >|\_| |_/| >>> > ================ >>> >>> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is >>> > scientifically designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect >>> > in the bottom of the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running >>> > onto your table top. The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who >>> > drink. The bottom of the "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad >>> > to keep the sweat in the sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The >>> > "Sweat Glass" is undeniably original and seemingly practical! >>> > "Sweat Glass" - I think its great! >>> >>> >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > | | >>> > \ / >>> > \ / >>> > | | >>> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" >>> > ================ >>> > \ >>> > \ >>> > insulated pad. >>> >>> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would >>> > never be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has >>> > materialized! "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to >>> > go through the hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, >>> > friend, suddenly your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your >>> > drink of choice in just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very >>> > handy and easy to use. >>> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible >>> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at >>> > the photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: >>> >>> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. >>> >>> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| >>> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour >>> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) >>> > || |_| |v / >>> > v| _ || >>> > || |_| _ |v >>> > v| |_| || >>> > \\ _ /v >>> > v\ |_| // >>> > \| \ |v >>> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the >>> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". >>> > \ >>> > ice cube. >>> >>> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's >>> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat >>> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night >>> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you >>> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest >>> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") >>> > and somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy >>> > G! >>> >>> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I >>> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you >>> > all. >>> >>> > Your best Internet friend, >>> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) >>> >>> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? >> >>The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the tilting >>of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the drinker, the >>drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The Sweat Glass >>was designed to protect. >> >>The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an >>enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access >>to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it >>injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium with >>ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is high. > > luzer anuser. neergen assurity. finalize. <bzzzzzzzzzt> Alien mind-control is one thing, but alien mind-control with a bad connection is just irritating. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 I AM JUST WEST OF THE MANURE PILE < First known US military "wireless" communication
On Jan 28, 9:17 pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:47:20 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius > > > > <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >On Jan 28, 1:39 am, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> > >wrote: > >> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote innews:a2kqp39aaemtq1pkpb1odo3hgc0181iiqc@4ax.com: > > >> > Dear, "psykoexgirlfriend": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES > >> > ( ) NO: > > >> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in > >> >>news:u94op3dqp069stcquops72rremblme4ri3@4ax.com: > > >> >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES > >> >>> ( ) NO: > > >> >>> All I have to do is reply. > > >> >>out damn spot out i say > > >> > Yes, Internet drones, it is I, "Wavy G", back again. International > >> > superstar, and Renowned Playa Extraordinaire. Inventor of such > >> > classics as the "Mister Pee", and the "Pie Light"; Creator of several > >> > grandiose ideas for anti-establishment tee-shirt logos and HILARIOUS > >> > television shows, ("Dick Houston. Private Dick", and "Seventh > >> > Heaven".); The inspiration behind some of the Internet's finest > >> > poetry; And other stuff. Well guess what, dudes. I GOT ANOTHER > >> > IDEA! I know, I know, how can somewon continue to come up with such > >> > rousing (Is that a word?) ideas, time and time again? I DON'T KNOW! > >> > THEY JUST POP IN THERE!!!!@ > > >> > Well, here's the latest idea. You know how you pour a nice cold > >> > beverage on a warm day? And you know what happens? The outside of > >> > the glass starts to git wet. "How does this happen?", you may ask. > >> > "Where does this water come from?". "Is my cup leaking?". No. > >> > Actually, this is a process known as "condensation". Oh, quit > >> > giggling, its a word. Condensation is when vapour in the air forms > >> > into droplets of water on the side of your beverage glass. And for > >> > me, personally, I find this aspect of nature QUITE FRUSTRATING. You > >> > sit down to enjoy your icy cold beverage and suddenly you have a ring > >> > of water all over your nice wooden coffee table, or cable spool. So > >> > what do you have to do? Put down a coaster. The problem is, I CAN > >> > NOT EVER FIND A COASTER WHEN I NEED WON!!!!. This makes me angry. So > >> > this is where I got my idea. What if there was a glass that you > >> > didn't need a coaster to enjoy a cold beverage? Well, now there is. > >> > Introducing... > > >> > The "Sweat Glass." > > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > \ / > >> > \ / > >> > | | > >> >|\_| |_/| > >> > ================ > > >> > As you can see in the above photo, the "Sweat Glass" is scientifically > >> > designed, (I think), to allow condensation to collect in the bottom of > >> > the glass, or "sweat reservoir", without running onto your table top. > >> > The "Sweat Glass" is ideal for people who drink. The bottom of the > >> > "Sweat Glass" has a special insulated pad to keep the sweat in the > >> > sweat reservoir, instead of elsewhere. The "Sweat Glass" is > >> > undeniably original and seemingly practical! "Sweat Glass" - I think > >> > its great! > > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > | | > >> > \ / > >> > \ / > >> > | | > >> >|\_| |_/| ----- "sweat reservoir" > >> > ================ > >> > \ > >> > \ > >> > insulated pad. > > >> > Its science in action. And its MY idea! They thought it would never > >> > be done, but now, yet another utterly quotidian idea has materialized! > >> > "Sweat Glass"! Want a cold drink, but don't want to go through the > >> > hassle of gitting out a cup *and* a coaster? Well, friend, suddenly > >> > your problems are over. Now you can enjoy your drink of choice in > >> > just WON (1) step!!!! The "Sweat Glass"! Very handy and easy to use. > >> > Amaze your friends when they see this put to use. (Not compatible > >> > with most automobile beverage holders or beer-hats.) Lets look at the > >> > photo below to see the "Sweat Glass" in action: > > >> > "Sweat Glass" full of beverage. > > >> > |~~~~~~~~~~~~| > >> > || _ |v condensation running down the exteriour > >> > v| _ |_| || / of the glass. ("sweating".) > >> > || |_| |v / > >> > v| _ || > >> > || |_| _ |v > >> > v| |_| || > >> > \\ _ /v > >> > v\ |_| // > >> > \| \ |v > >> > |\~| ~~~\~~ |~/| --- condensation collects in the > >> > =========\====== "sweat reservoir". > >> > \ > >> > ice cube. > > >> > See how it works? Its almost amazing. "Is this magic?" NO. It's > >> > science! When you're through, simply empty the liquid in the sweat > >> > reservoir and go for another. And ANOTHER. You can drink all night > >> > and pass out safely on your sofa or floor without worry. When you > >> > wake up, NO RINGS! Its "Sweat Glass"! And its my idea! My newest > >> > product, with already breath-taking reviews ("I think its great!") and > >> > somewhat potential. Should I sell this? "Sweat Glass"! Wavy G! > > >> > Thank you all for listening and I hope we meet again someday. If I > >> > have not yet expressed this enough, may I just say again, I love you > >> > all. > > >> > Your best Internet friend, > >> > Wavy G (Creator of "Frucky Charbbles".) > > >> wonders how much of my life i wasted reading about the sweat glass? > > >The problem with the sweat glass is when you go to drink it, the > >tilting of the glass will spill the pooled condensation upon the > >drinker, the drinkers keyboard, or even upon the very same surface The > >Sweat Glass was designed to protect. > > >The only obvious solution would be to have a spiral funnel into an > >enclosed resevoir, possibly with a plug or a screw-off base for access > >to clean. Of course, now design becomes cost-prohibitive. Is it > >injection-molded? Hand-blown glass (heh)? Possibly gilded titanium > >with ruby crusting? Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is > >high. > > luzer anuser. neergen assurity. finalize. <bzzzzzzzzzt> > dreu m mth43edere is a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:5ebtp3p5lh3f2ard81gp46mra3tf7m1lrg@4ax.com: > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:08:55 GMT, psykoexgirlfriend > <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: > >>Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >>news:4387b0be-a713-4f0c-96d8-2119586b0097@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com: >> >> Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >>> high. >>> >>> -- >>> Slipped Moebius >>> mhm28x9 >>> >> >> >>i agree with this poast > > rub ooooooooooO bends over further > > <giggle> > <tsk....shakes head...somebody stop me>
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:09:02 GMT, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in >news:5ebtp3p5lh3f2ard81gp46mra3tf7m1lrg@4ax.com: > >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:08:55 GMT, psykoexgirlfriend >> <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >> >>>Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >>>news:4387b0be-a713-4f0c-96d8-2119586b0097@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com: >>> >>> Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >>>> high. >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Slipped Moebius >>>> mhm28x9 >>>> >>> >>> >>>i agree with this poast >> >> rub > >ooooooooooO >bends over further > > > >> >> <giggle> >> > ><tsk....shakes head...somebody stop me> you are such a good tart. you really are. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
psykoexgirlfriend wrote: > dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in > news:5ebtp3p5lh3f2ard81gp46mra3tf7m1lrg@4ax.com: > >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:08:55 GMT, psykoexgirlfriend >> <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >> >>>Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >>>news:4387b0be-a713-4f0c-96d8-2119586b0097@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com: >>> >>> Either way, nobody wants won (1) and Wavy G is >>>> high. >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Slipped Moebius >>>> mhm28x9 >>>> >>> >>> >>>i agree with this poast >> >> rub > > ooooooooooO > bends over further Does your back hurt? > > > >> >> <giggle> >> > > <tsk....shakes head...somebody stop me> > -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
