******WAVY G'S POSTS ARE NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Daedalus, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
    ) NO:

    >On Feb 5, 10:26 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >> Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
    >> >recent testimonials posted to these groups.

    >>
    >> >Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
    >> >faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
    >> >man in the United States of America.

    >>
    >> >We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
    >> >to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
    >> >name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
    >> >and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
    >> >chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
    >> >when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
    >> >haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.

    >>
    >> >If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
    >> >his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
    >> >posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
    >> >shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
    >> >What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
    >> >people are about is "What's in it for me?"

    >>
    >> >If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
    >> >and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
    >> >whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.

    >>
    >> >Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
    >> >know I care.

    >>
    >> >Wavy G's frend,

    >>
    >> >Jade

    >>
    >> Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied, or else I would
    >> send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
    >> unappreciated.
    >>

    >Listen, Wavy... Man, I'm sorry. I just want you to know that my heart
    >goes out to you. Jade is right. We, as fellow Ohioans, not just two
    >random Americans, should help each other instead of mock one another.
    >Lloyd Dobb knows we need all the help we can get living in this
    >forsaken state.
    >
    >So next time I get caught pissing in your cheerios, at least know I'm
    >doing it with a smile on my face.


    Oh, that was you, huh? No wonder my Cherios tasted like asparagus, LOL?

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  2. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "mixed nuts": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >Daedalus wrote:
    >> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
    >> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >>
    >> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
    >> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
    >> man in the United States of America.
    >>
    >> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
    >> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
    >> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
    >> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
    >> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
    >> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
    >> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
    >>
    >> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
    >> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
    >> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
    >> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
    >> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
    >> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >>
    >> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
    >> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
    >> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
    >>
    >> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
    >> know I care.
    >>
    >> Wavy G's frend,
    >>
    >> Jade
    >>
    >>

    >WINTER WAVY
    >
    >As a trucker stops for a red light, Wavy G catches up. He jumps out
    >of his car, runs up to the truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
    >lowers the window, and Wavy says "Hi, my name is Wavy G and you are
    >losing some of your load." The trucker ignores him and proceeds down
    >the street. When the truck stops for another red light, Wavy catches up
    >again. He jumps out of his car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,
    >the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, Wavy says
    >brightly, "Hi my name is Wavy G, and you are losing some of your load!"
    >Shaking his head, the trucker ignores Wavy again and continues down the
    >street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
    >of breath, Wavy gets out of his car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
    >The trucker rolls down the window. Again Wavy says "Hi, my name is Wavy
    >G and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green
    >the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this
    >time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to Wavy's car.
    >He knocks on the window, and after Wavy lowers it, he says... "Hi, my
    >name is Beauregard, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"


    LOL, OK, now do the won about the Norwegian couple driving through
    Minnesota on their honeymoon (Oh man, this is gonna be great!).

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  3. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:59:24 +0000 (UTC), spooge
    <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:

    >Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >news:o8bhq3d42gt1cpg3evvnbof4c89iqc19ls@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
    >>>) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
    >>>>127.0.0.1:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
    >>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
    >>>>>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
    >>>>>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
    >>>>workin
    >>>>>>> man in the United States of America.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
    >>>>next
    >>>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
    >>>>>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
    >>>>country
    >>>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
    >>>>>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
    >>>>>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
    >>>>>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
    >>>>>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
    >>>>>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
    >>>>>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
    >>>>attitude.
    >>>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
    >>>>you
    >>>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
    >>>>become
    >>>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
    >>>>>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
    >>>>>>> know I care.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> i care.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Bertie>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
    >>>
    >>>I received no such thing.

    >>
    >> Mail men are known to steal Whitman's samplers and eat them in their
    >> trucks. I had this happen before too.
    >>
    >> You have to wrap it so it looke like a book. Maybe write "book" on the
    >> outside so the mailman will not be interested.

    >
    >That only works if the mailman/mailwoman/mailperson can read.
    >
    >All of the ones that can read spend their time reading the user manuals of
    >their AK47's in preparation for going postal on the folks at the depot.


    I dont' understand why they hate mail so much. Were they not allowed
    to write letters to Santa as children?

    Jade
     
  4. "Daedalus" <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in message
    news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com...
    >
    > I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
    > recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >
    > Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
    > faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
    > man in the United States of America.
    >
    > We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
    > to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
    > name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
    > and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
    > chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
    > when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
    > haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
    >
    > If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
    > his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
    > posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
    > shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
    > What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
    > people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >
    > If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
    > and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
    > whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.


    Alaska is part of America.... Now if you had said that you were moving to
    France, or Mexico, or any country, that would be another matter
    entirely.....
     
  5. spooge

    spooge Guest

    Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    news:rdbjq3du9c0s5907pri54lgtdb7fdbm86j@4ax.com:

    > On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:59:24 +0000 (UTC), spooge
    > <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
    >
    >>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>news:o8bhq3d42gt1cpg3evvnbof4c89iqc19ls@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, Wavy G
    >>> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( )
    >>>>YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>
    >>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
    >>>>>news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@ 127.0.0.1:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
    >>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr.
    >>>>>>>> Wavy G's recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles
    >>>>>>>> he faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as
    >>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>workin
    >>>>>>>> man in the United States of America.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now
    >>>>>>>> standing
    >>>>>next
    >>>>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a
    >>>>>>>> fun name to say) hollering about how much you all care about
    >>>>>>>> this
    >>>>>country
    >>>>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You
    >>>>>>>> all are chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you
    >>>>>>>> love America when the truth is you don't even care if a guy
    >>>>>>>> can't get a decent haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to
    >>>>>>>> pay for his groceries.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little
    >>>>>>>> about his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or
    >>>>>>>> "Stop posting to our group." then this country really has gone
    >>>>>>>> down the shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because
    >>>>>>>> of your
    >>>>>attitude.
    >>>>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?"
    >>>>>>>> All
    >>>>>you
    >>>>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
    >>>>>become
    >>>>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska
    >>>>>>>> with whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope
    >>>>>>>> you know I care.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> i care.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Bertie>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
    >>>>
    >>>>I received no such thing.
    >>>
    >>> Mail men are known to steal Whitman's samplers and eat them in their
    >>> trucks. I had this happen before too.
    >>>
    >>> You have to wrap it so it looke like a book. Maybe write "book" on
    >>> the outside so the mailman will not be interested.

    >>
    >>That only works if the mailman/mailwoman/mailperson can read.
    >>
    >>All of the ones that can read spend their time reading the user
    >>manuals of their AK47's in preparation for going postal on the folks
    >>at the depot.

    >
    > I dont' understand why they hate mail so much. Were they not allowed
    > to write letters to Santa as children?


    They've received too many "Dear John" letters?


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  6. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 02:03:08 +0000 (UTC), spooge
    <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:

    >Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >news:rdbjq3du9c0s5907pri54lgtdb7fdbm86j@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:59:24 +0000 (UTC), spooge
    >> <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>news:o8bhq3d42gt1cpg3evvnbof4c89iqc19ls@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>> On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, Wavy G
    >>>> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( )
    >>>>>YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
    >>>>>>news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@ 127.0.0.1:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
    >>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr.
    >>>>>>>>> Wavy G's recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles
    >>>>>>>>> he faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as
    >>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>workin
    >>>>>>>>> man in the United States of America.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now
    >>>>>>>>> standing
    >>>>>>next
    >>>>>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a
    >>>>>>>>> fun name to say) hollering about how much you all care about
    >>>>>>>>> this
    >>>>>>country
    >>>>>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You
    >>>>>>>>> all are chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you
    >>>>>>>>> love America when the truth is you don't even care if a guy
    >>>>>>>>> can't get a decent haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to
    >>>>>>>>> pay for his groceries.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little
    >>>>>>>>> about his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or
    >>>>>>>>> "Stop posting to our group." then this country really has gone
    >>>>>>>>> down the shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because
    >>>>>>>>> of your
    >>>>>>attitude.
    >>>>>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?"
    >>>>>>>>> All
    >>>>>>you
    >>>>>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
    >>>>>>become
    >>>>>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska
    >>>>>>>>> with whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope
    >>>>>>>>> you know I care.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> i care.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Bertie>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I received no such thing.
    >>>>
    >>>> Mail men are known to steal Whitman's samplers and eat them in their
    >>>> trucks. I had this happen before too.
    >>>>
    >>>> You have to wrap it so it looke like a book. Maybe write "book" on
    >>>> the outside so the mailman will not be interested.
    >>>
    >>>That only works if the mailman/mailwoman/mailperson can read.
    >>>
    >>>All of the ones that can read spend their time reading the user
    >>>manuals of their AK47's in preparation for going postal on the folks
    >>>at the depot.

    >>
    >> I dont' understand why they hate mail so much. Were they not allowed
    >> to write letters to Santa as children?

    >
    >They've received too many "Dear John" letters?


    Those do probably hurt. They are probably tired of Ed McMahon lying
    about the ten million dollars too.

    Jade
     
  7. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 15:20:06 -1000, "Jerry Okamura"
    <okamuraj005@hawaii.rr.com> wrote:

    >
    >"Daedalus" <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in message
    >news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com...
    >>
    >> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
    >> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >>
    >> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
    >> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
    >> man in the United States of America.
    >>
    >> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
    >> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
    >> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
    >> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
    >> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
    >> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
    >> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
    >>
    >> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
    >> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
    >> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
    >> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
    >> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
    >> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >>
    >> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
    >> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
    >> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.

    >
    >Alaska is part of America.... Now if you had said that you were moving to
    >France, or Mexico, or any country, that would be another matter
    >entirely.....


    LOL! Yeah right! I'm not falling for your tricks, troll.

    <PLONK>


    Jade
     
  8. On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 15:20:06 -1000, "Jerry Okamura"
    <okamuraj005@hawaii.rr.com> wrote:

    >
    >"Daedalus" <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in message
    >news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com...
    >>
    >> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
    >> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
    >>
    >> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
    >> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
    >> man in the United States of America.
    >>
    >> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
    >> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
    >> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
    >> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
    >> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
    >> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
    >> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
    >>
    >> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
    >> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
    >> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
    >> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
    >> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
    >> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
    >>
    >> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
    >> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
    >> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.

    >
    >Alaska is part of America.... Now if you had said that you were moving to
    >France, or Mexico, or any country, that would be another matter
    >entirely.....


    shes a redneck. what do you expect.

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