******WAVY G'S POSTS ARE NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
recent testimonials posted to these groups.

Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
man in the United States of America.

We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.

If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
people are about is "What's in it for me?"

If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.

Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
know I care.

Wavy G's frend,

Jade

 

Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:

>
> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
> man in the United States of America.
>
> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
> know I care.


i care.


Bertie>
>

 

On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 17:17:17 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> bloviated:

>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>
>>
>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>
>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>> man in the United States of America.
>>
>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>
>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>
>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>
>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>> know I care.
>
>
>i care.
>
>
>Bertie>
>>

i don't

Ratz

 

Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>
>>
>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>
>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>> man in the United States of America.
>>
>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>
>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>
>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>
>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>> know I care.
>
>
> i care.
>
>
> Bertie>

No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>
>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
workin
>>> man in the United States of America.
>>>
>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
next
>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
country
>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>
>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
attitude.
>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
you
>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>
>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
become
>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>
>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>> know I care.
>>
>>
>> i care.
>>
>>
>> Bertie>
>
> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
>

I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.


Did you?

Bertie

 

Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
) NO:

>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
>127.0.0.1:
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>>
>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
>workin
>>>> man in the United States of America.
>>>>
>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
>next
>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
>country
>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>>
>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
>attitude.
>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
>you
>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>>
>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
>become
>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>> know I care.
>>>
>>>
>>> i care.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie>
>>
>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
>>
>
>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.

I received no such thing.

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

 

Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>
>I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
>Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>man in the United States of America.
>
>We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
>If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
>If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
>Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>know I care.
>
>Wavy G's frend,
>
>Jade

Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied, or else I would
send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
unappreciated.

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

 

On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>) NO:
>
>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
>>127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
>>workin
>>>>> man in the United States of America.
>>>>>
>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
>>next
>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
>>country
>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>>>
>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
>>attitude.
>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
>>you
>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>>>
>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
>>become
>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>>> know I care.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> i care.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie>
>>>
>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
>>>
>>
>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
>
>I received no such thing.

Mail men are known to steal Whitman's samplers and eat them in their
trucks. I had this happen before too.

You have to wrap it so it looke like a book. Maybe write "book" on the
outside so the mailman will not be interested.

HTH

Jade

 

On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
<godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:

>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>) NO:
>
>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
>>127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
>>workin
>>>>> man in the United States of America.
>>>>>
>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
>>next
>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
>>country
>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>>>
>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
>>attitude.
>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
>>you
>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>>>
>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
>>become
>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>>> know I care.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> i care.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie>
>>>
>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
>>>
>>
>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
>
>I received no such thing.

Ooops, that was for you?

 

Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
news:heahq3totasi14or9la8jcrattppk6qj3e@4ax.com:

> Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>
>>I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>
>>Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>>man in the United States of America.
>>
>>We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>>to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>>and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>
>>If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>>What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>>people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>
>>If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>>and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>
>>Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>know I care.
>>
>>Wavy G's frend,
>>
>>Jade
>
> Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied,

With what?

> or else I would
> send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
> unappreciated.

Ever get that potato out of your toilet, or are you still taking dumps in
the trash can? Just wondering and stuff.

 

On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:26:59 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>
>>I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>
>>Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>>man in the United States of America.
>>
>>We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>>to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>>and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>
>>If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>>What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>>people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>
>>If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>>and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>
>>Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>know I care.
>>
>>Wavy G's frend,
>>
>>Jade
>
>Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied, or else I would
>send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
>unappreciated.

Yay! When you are done snapping your fingers with your right hand,
will you reply and let me know if we are usenet BFFs now?

TIA

Jade

 

On 05 Feb 2008 18:46:42 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:heahq3totasi14or9la8jcrattppk6qj3e@4ax.com:
>
>> Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>
>>>I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>
>>>Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>>>man in the United States of America.
>>>
>>>We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>>>to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>>>and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>
>>>If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>>>What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>>>people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>
>>>If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>>>and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>
>>>Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>know I care.
>>>
>>>Wavy G's frend,
>>>
>>>Jade
>>
>> Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied,
>
>With what?
>
>> or else I would
>> send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
>> unappreciated.
>
>Ever get that potato out of your toilet, or are you still taking dumps in
>the trash can? Just wondering and stuff.

You are an inquisitive little man.

Jade

 

On Feb 5, 10:26 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>
>
>
>
> >I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
> >recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
> >Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
> >faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
> >man in the United States of America.
>
> >We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
> >to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
> >name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
> >and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
> >chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
> >when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
> >haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
> >If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
> >his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
> >posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
> >shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
> >What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
> >people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
> >If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
> >and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
> >whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
> >Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
> >know I care.
>
> >Wavy G's frend,
>
> >Jade
>
> Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied, or else I would
> send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
> unappreciated.
>
Listen, Wavy... Man, I'm sorry. I just want you to know that my heart
goes out to you. Jade is right. We, as fellow Ohioans, not just two
random Americans, should help each other instead of mock one another.
Lloyd Dobb knows we need all the help we can get living in this
forsaken state.

So next time I get caught pissing in your cheerios, at least know I'm
doing it with a smile on my face.


--
Moebius, Slipped
mhm28x9

 

Daedalus wrote:
> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
> man in the United States of America.
>
> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
> know I care.
>
> Wavy G's frend,
>
> Jade
>
>
WINTER WAVY

As a trucker stops for a red light, Wavy G catches up. He jumps out
of his car, runs up to the truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and Wavy says "Hi, my name is Wavy G and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores him and proceeds down
the street. When the truck stops for another red light, Wavy catches up
again. He jumps out of his car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,
the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, Wavy says
brightly, "Hi my name is Wavy G, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores Wavy again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
of breath, Wavy gets out of his car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker rolls down the window. Again Wavy says "Hi, my name is Wavy
G and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green
the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this
time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to Wavy's car.
He knocks on the window, and after Wavy lowers it, he says... "Hi, my
name is Beauregard, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"


--
nuts

 

On Feb 5, 5:39 pm, mixed nuts <melopsiti...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
> Daedalus wrote:
> > I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
> > recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
> > Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
> > faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
> > man in the United States of America.
>
> > We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
> > to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
> > name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
> > and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
> > chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
> > when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
> > haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
> > If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
> > his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
> > posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
> > shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
> > What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
> > people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
> > If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
> > and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
> > whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
> > Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
> > know I care.
>
> > Wavy G's frend,
>
> > Jade
>
> WINTER WAVY
>
> As a trucker stops for a red light, Wavy G catches up. He jumps out
> of his car, runs up to the truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
> lowers the window, and Wavy says "Hi, my name is Wavy G and you are
> losing some of your load." The trucker ignores him and proceeds down
> the street. When the truck stops for another red light, Wavy catches up
> again. He jumps out of his car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,
> the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, Wavy says
> brightly, "Hi my name is Wavy G, and you are losing some of your load!"
> Shaking his head, the trucker ignores Wavy again and continues down the
> street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
> of breath, Wavy gets out of his car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
> The trucker rolls down the window. Again Wavy says "Hi, my name is Wavy
> G and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green
> the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this
> time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to Wavy's car.
> He knocks on the window, and after Wavy lowers it, he says... "Hi, my
> name is Beauregard, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"
>

SNAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


--
Moebius, Slipped
mhm28x9

 

On Feb 5, 8:59?am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
> man in the United States of America.
>
> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
> know I care.
>
> Wavy G's frend,
>
> Jade


I joined him in his boycott against KROGER'S..........even though I've
never seen a Kroger's in Alberta........doesn't mean there isn't any
though.

 

On Feb 5, 6:56 pm, "Mr. Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com>
wrote:
> On Feb 5, 8:59 am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>
>
>
> > I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
> > recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>
> > Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
> > faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
> > man in the United States of America.
>
> > We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
> > to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
> > name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
> > and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
> > chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
> > when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
> > haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>
> > If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
> > his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
> > posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
> > shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
> > What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
> > people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>
> > If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
> > and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
> > whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>
> > Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
> > know I care.
>
> > Wavy G's frend,
>
> > Jade
>
> I joined him in his boycott against KROGER'S..........even though I've
> never seen a Kroger's in Alberta........doesn't mean there isn't any
> though.

In the Colorado, they call themselves Loaf "N Jug. I swear.

--
Moebius, Slipped
mhm28x9

 

Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
news:o8bhq3d42gt1cpg3evvnbof4c89iqc19ls@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>) NO:
>>
>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
>>>127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
>>>workin
>>>>>> man in the United States of America.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
>>>next
>>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
>>>country
>>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
>>>attitude.
>>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
>>>you
>>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
>>>become
>>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>>>> know I care.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> i care.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie>
>>>>
>>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
>>
>>I received no such thing.
>
> Mail men are known to steal Whitman's samplers and eat them in their
> trucks. I had this happen before too.
>
> You have to wrap it so it looke like a book. Maybe write "book" on the
> outside so the mailman will not be interested.

That only works if the mailman/mailwoman/mailperson can read.

All of the ones that can read spend their time reading the user manuals of
their AK47's in preparation for going postal on the folks at the depot.


--
Black Metal ist Krieg

 

Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:50 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>) NO:
>>
>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B6AB149CD1A7E90087C86051@
>>>127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa5ms$i7l$11
>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
>>>>> news:ft0hq39beov26d8jsbrf4i8u629q5k0qom@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>>>> recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>>>> faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a
>>>workin
>>>>>> man in the United States of America.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing
>>>next
>>>>>> to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>>>> name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this
>>>country
>>>>>> and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>>>> chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>>>> when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>>>> haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>>>> his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>>>> posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>>>> shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your
>>>attitude.
>>>>>> What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All
>>>you
>>>>>> people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If this is how people are treated then I know what America has
>>>become
>>>>>> and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>>>> whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>>>> know I care.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> i care.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie>
>>>>
>>>> No you don't. You think you do, but your mind is lying to you.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I cared enough to send a whitmans sampler.
>>
>>I received no such thing.
>
>Mail men are known to steal Whitman's samplers and eat them in their
>trucks. I had this happen before too.
>
>You have to wrap it so it looke like a book. Maybe write "book" on the
>outside so the mailman will not be interested.

"Hmm...this book rattles and smells like chocolate. I better open it
and find out what's going on here."

Premise rejected (RIP, RB).

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
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Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:26:59 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>
>>>I am appalled at the callous reaction that I've seen to Mr. Wavy G's
>>>recent testimonials posted to these groups.
>>>
>>>Mr. G has shared with you all an intimate look at the troubles he
>>>faces every day from the Barber shop to the grocery store as a workin
>>>man in the United States of America.
>>>
>>>We have all these "caring" Americans out there right now standing next
>>>to the President candidates like that Obama fellow (He's got a fun
>>>name to say) hollering about how much you all care about this country
>>>and the troubles of the workin man and the middle class. You all are
>>>chanting stuff like "Yes, we can" and acting like you love America
>>>when the truth is you don't even care if a guy can't get a decent
>>>haircut or if he gets the shaft trying to pay for his groceries.
>>>
>>>If your only reaction to a good dude trying to share a little about
>>>his life here is gonna be "Oh, Wavy, you're so silly!" or "Stop
>>>posting to our group." then this country really has gone down the
>>>shitter. Democracy is dead, man and it's all because of your attitude.
>>>What happened to "changing course" and "No child left behind?" All you
>>>people are about is "What's in it for me?"
>>>
>>>If this is how people are treated then I know what America has become
>>>and I'll be glad to leave it PERMANENTLY! I'm moving to Alaska with
>>>whichever one of those Baldwin guys said the same thing.
>>>
>>>Sorry you were treated this way by these scumbags, Wavy. I hope you
>>>know I care.
>>>
>>>Wavy G's frend,
>>>
>>>Jade
>>
>>Thank you, Sade. My right hand is currently occupied, or else I would
>>send you a greatly worded reply of gratitude. Your words have not gone
>>unappreciated.
>
>Yay! When you are done snapping your fingers with your right hand,
>will you reply and let me know if we are usenet BFFs now?

Yes, I was done "snapping" after about eight minutes minutes or so. But,
as for right now, I'm off to the bar, so I'll have to post your message
some time in the near future. Thanks for understanding. You're the
best.

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************