Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

I COULDN'T move. Not until the aid of the Crisco, anyway.

 

Yah whatever...bitch!

 

Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

 

I take it you are a breast connoisseur.

What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable breasts?

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

 

You didn't know? RO is a boob man and he knows how to pick the ripe ones!

Now see in this day and age I'm not so picky.

 

Awww Snaf...you're an absolute sweetheart! I'm flashing you right now

 

Me too! I hope you don't mind inverted nipples and sporadic patches of chest hair.

 

You're such a show off!

 

Hey, when you got it going on like I do, it's a crime not to flaunt it.

 

I would love to crack open that treasure trove of knowledge, but I would rather you judge for yourself.

Do or do not. There is no try.

RateMyBoobs - RateMyBoobs

 

I think we are about to be taken on a very bizarre journey....

Don't faint, eddo!!!!

 

I just got my ass kicked by anna in scrabble! yay me!

 

With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.

If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

 

What the hell are you blithering on about now?

 

This is verbal masturbation, right?

Just trying to fit in and/or keep up.

 

ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!


Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

 

I wonder if there's a Rate-a-Single Bitch with a Piss Poor Attitude site? I'd probably score quite high.

 

Yeah... the average score was 3.

Your mom is a solid 6, but an 11 in bed.

 

I believe that this has the market cornered.

AMY WINEHOUSE

 

And once again you trample my dreams into the dust.