Valentines Day

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Happy Valentines Day!
     
  2. Steve Hayes

    Steve Hayes Guest

  3. Clearlize2002@aol.com found these unused words:

    >On Feb 15, 2:55?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >> Happy Valentines Day!

    >
    >Is the actual day a religious holiday or not?
    >I've never seen a Saint Valentine's Day Mass occur.

    It's postal ... Mass mailings.
     
  4. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Steve Hayes wrote:

    > On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
    > <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >
    > >Happy Valentines Day!

    >
    > Happy Onesimus's Day.


    Who is/was Onesimus?
     
  5. Steve Hayes

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    On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:28:36 -0800, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com>
    wrote:

    >Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:
    >
    >>On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
    >><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Happy Valentines Day!

    >>
    >>Happy Onesimus's Day.

    >
    >Timmiee's everbody's sweet meat ...


    Happy Pamphilius's Day!

    Happy Valens's Day!



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  6. Steve Hayes

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  7. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Steve Hayes wrote:

    > On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:28:36 -0800, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:
    > >
    > >>On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
    > >><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>Happy Valentines Day!
    > >>
    > >>Happy Onesimus's Day.

    > >
    > >Timmiee's everbody's sweet meat ...

    >
    > Happy Pamphilius's Day!


    Who is he?
     
  8. Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

    >On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:21:23 -0800, Tim Bruening
    ><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>
    >>Steve Hayes wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
    >>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >Happy Valentines Day!
    >>>
    >>> Happy Onesimus's Day.

    >>
    >>Who is/was Onesimus?

    >
    >Protege of St Paul.
    >
    >Who is/was Valentine?


    You're posting on the 'net and haven't a clue about search engines?

    Must be Timmette's sister ...
     
  9. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47B54556.54E97B65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > Happy Valentines Day!
    >
    >

    Ooooh! Fan queue! It was.

    Nice and quiet and spent at home. At least I didn't get a stripper disguised
    an a Woman Police Cuntstable from PP - Deptford Division, like around ten
    years ago at work.

    IC3, ugly, hairy legs, and when I had to get down and remove the greetings
    card from her garter, she put her hand over her pudendum/beaver as if she
    should be so lucky that I was that desperate!!!

    Then the bloke who'd organised it said to me, "I bet that was your very
    first sexual experience wazn tit?!"

    A few milli-seconds later he had his first
    hitting-the-floor-hard-with-the-back-of-his-head-with-a-very-sore-jaw
    experience!! The look of surprise on his previously smug face was worth
    ?1Million!!!!

    I said to him, "Never go by appearances. I don't. After all, you look quite
    intelligent!"

    And of course, the staff had also wasted their ?50, beak horse I just
    switched on the old "doctors' manner" and went through the motions with no
    embarrassment at all - especially after I'd previously been a telephone
    engineer in Soho in the 60s and had seen (I won't say 'done' - too many
    nasty diseases around even in those days) . . seen things that would have
    made *his* eyes water! - and Casanova's - the well known new Italian
    restaurant!!

    Heheheheheee!

    Effterghghall, I might have forgotten how to sign my name and got really
    confused as to my location .

    I might have been cipherless and not known if I was gone or 'ere!
     
  10. nemo

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  11. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47B54556.54E97B65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > Happy Valentines Day!
    > >
    > >

    > Ooooh! Fan queue! It was.
    >
    > Nice and quiet and spent at home. At least I didn't get a stripper disguised
    > an a Woman Police Cuntstable from PP - Deptford Division, like around ten
    > years ago at work.
    >
    > IC3, ugly, hairy legs, and when I had to get down and remove the greetings
    > card from her garter, she put her hand over her pudendum/beaver as if she
    > should be so lucky that I was that desperate!!!
    >
    > Then the bloke who'd organised it said to me, "I bet that was your very
    > first sexual experience wazn tit?!"
    >
    > A few milli-seconds later he had his first
    > hitting-the-floor-hard-with-the-back-of-his-head-with-a-very-sore-jaw
    > experience!! The look of surprise on his previously smug face was worth
    > ?1Million!!!!
    >
    > I said to him, "Never go by appearances. I don't. After all, you look quite
    > intelligent!"
    >
    > And of course, the staff had also wasted their ?50, beak horse I just
    > switched on the old "doctors' manner" and went through the motions with no
    > embarrassment at all - especially after I'd previously been a telephone
    > engineer in Soho in the 60s and had seen (I won't say 'done' - too many
    > nasty diseases around even in those days) . . seen things that would have
    > made *his* eyes water! - and Casanova's - the well known new Italian
    > restaurant!!


    Did you go through any SEXUAL motions?
     

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