Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frothing Rage To Go RL!

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>
>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

now you know why i killfiled him.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>
>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>
>>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>
> now you know why i killfiled him.

And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a rather
abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL

Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:22:39 -0400, Bama Brian
<eddyclay@mindspring.com> wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:49:24 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to
>> confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>
>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.
>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.
>>
>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.
>
>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.
id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

On 22 Jun 2008 04:34:04 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>>purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>>Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>>lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>>spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>>nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>>nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>
>>>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>
>> now you know why i killfiled him.
>
>And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a rather
>abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL

Yeah, that's called the WEEKEND, Gregles. It's this magical part of
the week where you go OUTSIDE and do SUMMER THING...you know outside,
don't you Greg? No? You've never herd of it? Oh, well you really
should try it sometime. They've got this stuff called "grass"...and
these things called "barbeques"...it's gonna be BIG!

>Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.

You're going to spank yourself again, eh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Mingtard...Still Criminally Dull

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>
>I'd ra<COCK SLAP>

It's nice to see that you spent your whole weekend making posts on
Usenet about me...that sure is a GREAT way to spend your life. *nods*
It's kinda cool though, I mean if someone ever accuses me of not
having a life, fuck, I can tell 'em that I got *TWO* lives...not that
yours really amounts to much though, but hey, it's all about the
numbers to a narcissist liak you, innt?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen
of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> Really, Wal*Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents
>> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.
>
>i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on
>usenet.

Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to
try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling
your own career choice is. It's okay, you can lash out at me all you
want, Kitten. See, the neat trick is...no matter what you say...I'm
still happy and enjoying my life...and you...well yer just a miserable
little snit who can only find fleeting glimpses of happiness in the
imagined depression and sadness of others. In other words...sucks to
be you! ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide

On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:50:38 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:40:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1
>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
>>>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's
>>>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but
>>>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found
>>>>>> something special.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Get a load of this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79
>>>>>
>>>>> Wow. Just wow.
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf
>>>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post
>>>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the
>>>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]
>>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or
>>>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>
>>>>>
>>>>> Whatta whack job.
>>>>
>>>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.
>>>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis
>>>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will
>>>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For
>>>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same
>>>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.
>>>
>>>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only
>>>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."
>>>
>>>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw
>>>one
>>>
>>>Poor kid.
>>
>> That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to
>> whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding
>> it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).
>>
>The sentiment remains the same.
>
>You: paranoid.
>HTH

You: will believe whatever failing delusions you need to get you by
another post.

HTH!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:07:18 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:50:38 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:40:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1
>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
>>>>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's
>>>>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but
>>>>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found
>>>>>>> something special.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Get a load of this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wow. Just wow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf
>>>>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post
>>>>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the
>>>>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or
>>>>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whatta whack job.
>>>>>
>>>>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.
>>>>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis
>>>>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will
>>>>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For
>>>>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same
>>>>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.
>>>>
>>>>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only
>>>>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."
>>>>
>>>>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw
>>>>one
>>>>
>>>>Poor kid.
>>>
>>> That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to
>>> whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding
>>> it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).
>>>
>>The sentiment remains the same.
>>
>>You: paranoid.
>>HTH
>
> You: will believe whatever failing delusions you need to get you by
> another post.
>
> HTH!
>
You: admit to being owned.

FYI

--
Demo-pussies
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15404

 

Re: Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.06.22.15.16.03.43878@netscape.net:

> You: admit to being owned.

To a point.

> FYI

You shut up. I will beat your ass.

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen
> of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>
> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >
> >> Really, Wal*Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents
> >> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.
> >
> >i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on
> >usenet.
>
> Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to
> try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling
> your own career choice is.

no, it's because you're a stone freak. really. do you get an employee
discount on diapers or what?

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Bufford L. Hatchett <bufford@hatchett.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:41:11 +0000 (UTC), Fred Tehbot
> <fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet > wrote in message
> >news:1iivj9i.1e8laco1x3nsacN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:
> >
> >> i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read
> >> on usenet.
> >
> >Who told you to think, Jars?
>
> Who cares what you think, Freddie?

i have a hard time believing a bot can think for itslef anyhow.

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:osks5414of2bnefdh5tsn67en60065qeh3@4ax.com:

> On 22 Jun 2008 04:34:04 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>>>
>>>>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>>
>>>>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>>
>>> now you know why i killfiled him.
>>
>>And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a rather
>>abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL
>
> Yeah, that's called the WEEKEND, Gregles.

In this case it's called humiliate-the-crap-out-of-fatty-until-he-cries-
and-runs-away.

> It's this magical part of
> the week where you go OUTSIDE and do SUMMER THING.

The weekend isn't over yet, moultard, so why aren't you outside doing
your "summer thing" right now?

> They've got this stuff called "grass"...

After 20-30 years, Matty discovers grass. LOL

> these things called "barbeques"...it's gonna be BIG!

It would be funny if you burned your face off.

>>Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.
>
> You're going to spank yourself again, eh?

Did you actually run home to momma, or did you just lay in bed and cry by
yourself?

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:59:08 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen
of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen
>> of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>>
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Really, Wal*Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents
>> >> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.
>> >
>> >i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on
>> >usenet.
>>
>> Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to
>> try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling
>> your own career choice is.
>
>no, it's because you're a stone freak. really. do you get an employee
>discount on diapers or what?

And all the "Sam's Nasti Spumante" he can stuff into his diaper when
they let him out of the building.

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Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet> wrote in message
news:1iixibh.15ra8xg6oz1tsN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

> i have a hard time believing a bot can think for itslef anyhow.

That's cool! I wish I had a hard time believing a bot can think for
itself anyhow.

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Fred Tehbot <fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:
>The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet> wrote in message
>news:1iixibh.15ra8xg6oz1tsN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:
>
>> i have a hard time believing a bot can think for itslef anyhow.
>
>That's cool! I wish I had a hard time believing a bot can think for
>itself anyhow.

Have you met Dr. Robotnic, Fred?

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message
news:220620081916097306%erfc-1024@usa.net:

> I have chronic constipation.

I hate walking down the street with you. It's so embarrassing.

> Have you met Dr. Robotnic, Fred?

No, I have not met Dr. What is it anyway?

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

gregvk wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> news:osks5414of2bnefdh5tsn67en60065qeh3@4ax.com:
>
>> On 22 Jun 2008 04:34:04 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>> news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>>>>
>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>>>
>>>> now you know why i killfiled him.
>>>
>>> And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a
>>> rather abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL
>>
>> Yeah, that's called the WEEKEND, Gregles.
>
> In this case it's called
> humiliate-the-crap-out-of-fatty-until-he-cries- and-runs-away.
>
>> It's this magical part of
>> the week where you go OUTSIDE and do SUMMER THING.
>
> The weekend isn't over yet, moultard, so why aren't you outside doing
> your "summer thing" right now?

It's called night time, you know when you go to sleep? He's probably
'catching up' on some posts before he heads off to bed.
>
>> They've got this stuff called "grass"...
>
> After 20-30 years, Matty discovers grass. LOL

And greggie discovers sarcasm. Or not.

>> these things called "barbeques"...it's gonna be BIG!
>
> It would be funny if you burned your face off.

Lack of empathy: noted.
>
>>> Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.
>>
>> You're going to spank yourself again, eh?
>
> Did you actually run home to momma, or did you just lay in bed and
> cry by yourself?

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
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Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Fred Tehbot <fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:

>Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message
>news:220620081916097306%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>
>> I have chronic constipation.
>
>I hate walking down the street with you. It's so embarrassing.

Turn up the moonlight.
>
>> Have you met Dr. Robotnic, Fred?
>
>No, I have not met Dr. What is it anyway?

There are lots of theories, but nothing definitive yet.

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Ludbunski - Still Criminally Stupid

Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>'Menjy' wrote:

[...]

>It's nice to see that you spent your whole weekend making posts on
>Usenet about me [flush]

I posted *three* articles all weekend, Ludbunski. The one you just followed up
to consisted of one sentence. Now, tell me, how many posts did *you* make this
weekend? Over and above the two multi-paragraph foaming rants you directed at
Greg, that is?

--
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http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message
news:220620082250188287%erfc-1024@usa.net:

> It's not so much the dizzyness driving me mad, it's THOSE DAMNED
> VOICES!!!!

You're a few clowns short of a circus, Deco.

> There are lots of theories, but nothing definitive yet.

Nothing?