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Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Hail Eris! On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when they suddenly burst
out in tears:

>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict
>
> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

I'll go along with that...

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Re: Facepalm or LOL? You Decide.

gregvk wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> news:1f6j54hp9i68bh69mpl4vmqqs7rda94afu@4ax.com:
>
>> On 18 Jun 2008 21:08:12 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:4iri549br89omq64k02d4ri2vpv6d6f394@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Uh huh, you just *magically* stumbled upon a random thread in a
>>>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board
>>>>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this
>>>>>> one through too well, didja Greggles?
>>>>
>>>>> You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?
>>>>
>>>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to
>>>> them, etc, etc.
>>>
>>> PPOSTFU<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> Yer done now, Greggles, put it down.
>
> The foam-tank finally empty? That's hardly surprising, since you've
> been spewing nonstop for like two or three full days now.

So, assuming that anything that makes sense, is just froth to you, then can
you even make out any words in this sentence? Probably not.
>
> SPANK

Baby fetish: noted.

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Re: Facepalm or LOL? You Decide.

"dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
news:485add96$0$12930$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
> So, grunt wheeze burp grunt grunt moan wheeze grunt burp squeal moan
> then can you even make out any words in this sentence?

Nope.

> Probably not.

Good guess, sphincter boi.

 

Re: Facepalm or LOL? You Decide.

gregvk wrote:
> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
> news:485add96$0$12930$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>> So, grunt wheeze burp grunt grunt moan wheeze grunt burp squeal moan
>> then can you even make out any words in this sentence?
>
> Nope.

I figured as much.

>> Probably not.
>
> Good guess, sphincter boi.

You're welcome gerbilfag.

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Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
> Hail Eris! On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti
> Discordia was laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when
> they suddenly burst out in tears:
>
>>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict
>>
>> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."
>
> I'll go along with that...

Well, Greg doesn't "sound" a bit like him, and one of the more
irritating aspects of Mattie is his sig...

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will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
>>>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>
>>>>>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
>>>>>you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
>>>>
>>>>Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".
>>>
>>>...what?
>
>> LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!
>
> *belch*

Save that for the telemarketers.


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Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:36:48 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries did most oddly
state:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>> Hail Eris! On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> was laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when they suddenly
>> burst out in tears:
>>
>>>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict
>>>
>>> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."
>>
>> I'll go along with that...
>
> Well, Greg doesn't "sound" a bit like him, and one of the more irritating
> aspects of Mattie is his sig...

OTOH, there's the matter of misdirection.;-{P}

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Re: Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:40:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>>
>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
>>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.
>>>>>
>>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's
>>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but
>>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found
>>>>> something special.
>>>>>
>>>>> Get a load of this:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79
>>>>
>>>> Wow. Just wow.
>>>>
>>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf
>>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post
>>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the
>>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.
>>>>>
>>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]
>>>>
>>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or
>>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>
>>>>
>>>> Whatta whack job.
>>>
>>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.
>>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis
>>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will
>>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For
>>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same
>>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.
>>
>>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only
>>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."
>>
>>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw
>>one
>>
>>Poor kid.
>
> That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to
> whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding
> it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).
>
The sentiment remains the same.

You: paranoid.
HTH

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Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

[...]

>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

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Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in
news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:

> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>
> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

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Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in
> news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:
>
>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>
>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>
> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

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scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in
>> news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>
>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>
>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.
>
> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.
>
I'd rather just plonk him. Life is good.
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Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

FrozenNorth <frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote in
news:2762473.E2v0Ev3h5Q@frozennorth.to:

> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in
>>> news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>>
>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>>
>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.
>>
>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.
>>
> I'd rather just plonk him. Life is good.

Bet then you'd miss the meltdowns like the three we got to see this week.

(Would've been four, but he fucked off right after I posted some links to a
few old "Baby Matthew" articles. LOL)

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:49:24 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>
>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>
>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>
>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.
>
> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

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Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
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<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:

Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:49:24 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to
> confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>
>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,
>>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts
>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.
>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.
>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.
>
> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

--
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
George Santayana, 1863 - 1952

Cheers,
Bama Brian
Libertarian

 

Re: Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull

Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:O8ydnXJodtIQb8HVnZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@earthlink.com:

> I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

The whole trick is to have tools and not answers.

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> Really, Wal*Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents
> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on
usenet.

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet > wrote in message
news:1iivj9i.1e8laco1x3nsacN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

> i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read
> on usenet.

Who told you to think, Jars?

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:41:11 +0000 (UTC), Fred Tehbot
<fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:

>The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet > wrote in message
>news:1iivj9i.1e8laco1x3nsacN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:
>
>> i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read
>> on usenet.
>
>Who told you to think, Jars?

Who cares what you think, Freddie?

Just tryin' to help,
Bufford L. Hatchett

 

Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Bufford L. Hatchett <bufford@hatchett.net> wrote in message
news:t5bq54tn9ji247k09icmopsq433ksvc42v@4ax.com:

> Who cares what you think, Freddie?

Who's this?

> Just tryin' to help, Bufford L. Hatchett

Just take your time.

> dnt no wot 2 do i not on pill, havin unpro sex i want a baby but my
> mum think i stil on pill.i 19 but i i get preg by my boyfriend i dnt
> no how 2 tel mum

Want a baby but your mum think you stil on pill? Are you mad?