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Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nye

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:06 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>issue further by squeaking:
>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:15:42 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:02:31 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:39:26 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat Art
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thee Comfee Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

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"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
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Deco, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On D. Tholen....


"Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message
news:080720082132480876%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
> <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:10:17 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>Discordia
>>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>>>>tears:
>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
> I hate cascades.
Deco wants his "ah" to report to bed, for lovin'

 

Deco, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On D. Tholen....


"Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message
news:080720082133092096%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
> <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:
>>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...
>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the
>>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and
>>>>>>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets
>>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.
>>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.
>>>>>>>>>>shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord
>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>no you shuttup.
>>no you shuttup.
> no you shuttup.
Shuttup, Gay Ko0k Deco!

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:48 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:10:17 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>>>>tears:
>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.

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\_____|_| |_| \__)\_____/ \_____/ \___/ \____|
--.---.----.---.-- --.---.----.---.----.---.--
___ _ __ _____
/ __\ | __ _ _ __ ___ ___ /\ \ \__/__ \
/ _\ | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \ / _ \/ \/ / _ \/ /\/
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Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nym e

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:30 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

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\_____|_| |_| \__)\_____/ \_____/ \___/ \____|
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___ _ __ _____
/ __\ | __ _ _ __ ___ ___ /\ \ \__/__ \
/ _\ | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \ / _ \/ \/ / _ \/ /\/
/ / | | (_| | | | | | | __/ /\ / __/ /
\/ |_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|\___\_\ \/ \___\/

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Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:10 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:27:51 -0500, St.Raoul k'lamed:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy has exploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Comfee Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Imperial Court
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art
>>>>>>>>>>>>Deco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leach's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tehbot
>>>>>>>>>>>>k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

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Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:09 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:
>>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...
>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the
>>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and
>>>>>>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets
>>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.
>>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.
>>>>>>>>>>shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord
>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>no you shuttup.
>>no you shuttup.
>no you shuttup.
no you shtup.

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\_____|_| |_| \__)\_____/ \_____/ \___/ \____|
--.---.----.---.-- --.---.----.---.----.---.--
___ _ __ _____
/ __\ | __ _ _ __ ___ ___ /\ \ \__/__ \
/ _\ | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \ / _ \/ \/ / _ \/ /\/
/ / | | (_| | | | | | | __/ /\ / __/ /
\/ |_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|\___\_\ \/ \___\/

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Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obssesed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:31:49 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:21:07 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky attempted to
>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:18:03 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>>>>tears:
>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

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Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:54:52 -0500, antU God
dribbled:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:10 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>issue further by squeaking:
>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>St.Raoul k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy has exploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,and didst finally
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

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Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsesed He's Runniing Google Serches On My Nye

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:34:02 -0600, Art Deco
dribbled:
> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:17:04 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> Iskander wrote:
>>>>Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:07:18 -0400, bob wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:40:23 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:58:02 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:57:08 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Fluffy has exploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attempted to confuse the issue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>>> I hate cascades.
>>>> I hate cascades.
>>> I hate cascades.
>> I hate cascades.
> I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

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The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
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"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

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================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Runnning Google Serches On My Nye

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:30 -0600, Art Deco
dribbled:
> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:38 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:07:32 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:01:58 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to confuse the issue further by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nye

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:34:39 -0600, Art Deco
dribbled:
> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:06 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>issue further by squeaking:
>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:15:42 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:02:31 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:39:26 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded. Flight director confirms
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thee Comfee Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to confuse the issue further by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:55:55 -0500, antU God
dribbled:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>issue further by squeaking:
>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:
>>>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...
>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the
>>>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.
>>>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.
>>>>>>>>>>>shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord
>>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>>no you shuttup.
>>>no you shuttup.
>>no you shuttup.
>no you shtup.
no you shtup.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:30:36 -0600, Art Deco
dribbled:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet sat in thee
>>Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> ah wrote:
>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>>> issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nym e

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:55:19 -0500, antU God
dribbled:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:30 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>issue further by squeaking:
>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obssesed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:57:13 -0500, antU God
dribbled:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:31:49 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:21:07 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky attempted
>>>to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:18:03 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>>Discordia was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly
>>>>>>>>burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:55:31 -0500, antU God
dribbled:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:48 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:10:17 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>issue further by squeaking:
>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me
>>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>>Discordia was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly
>>>>>>>>burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsesed He's Runniing Google Serches On My Nye

In article <pan.2008.07.10.16.50.21.370529@iridebutyoudrive.com>
Porsche Monkey For Life <PorscheMonkey4Life@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote:
>
> On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:34:02 -0600, Art Deco
> dribbled:
> > Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
> >>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:17:04 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
> >>issue further by squeaking:
> >>> Iskander wrote:
> >>>>Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:07:18 -0400, bob wrote:
> >>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:40:23 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:58:02 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:57:08 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> director confirms that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Fluffy has exploded.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flight director confirms that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco k'lamed:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Confusion wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attempted to confuse the issue
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by squeaking:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hade cascates.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>>> I hate cascades.
> >>>> I hate cascades.
> >>> I hate cascades.
> >> I hate cascades.
> > I hate cascades.
> I hate cascades.
>
> --
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
> The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
> COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
> Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
> AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
> Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
> "Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
> away and take cover."
>
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
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>
> ================================================
> Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
> Cipher and the a.u.k crew
>
> So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
> from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.
>
> Instructions :
> In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
> answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
> occurrences.
>
> Grading scale follows questions.
>
> Have they ever :
>
> 1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
>
> 2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
>
> 3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
> cancel*
>
> 4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
> Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
>
> 5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
> killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
>
> 6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
>
> 7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
>
> 8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
>
> 9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
>
> 10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
>
> 11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
> diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
> projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)
>
> 12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
> have.
>
> 13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
> cannot know anything about any other subject.
>
> In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
> answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
> occurrences.
>
> 1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
>
> 2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"
>
> 3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
> article.
>
> 4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
>
> 5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
>
> 6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
>
> 7. Defended a well known kook.
>
> 8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
>
> 9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
> creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
>
> 10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
> enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
> other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
>
> 11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
> are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
> achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
>
> 12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
> more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
>
> 13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
> impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.
>
> In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
> answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
> occurrences.
>
> 1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
>
> 2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.
>
> 3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
>
> 4. Mail-bombed anyone.
>
> 5. Spammed a newsgroup.
>
> 6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
>
> 7. Lost an account due to abuse.
>
> 8. Won a kook award.
>
> 9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
> Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
>
> (Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
> counsel)
>
> 10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
>
> 11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.
>
> 12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
>
> 13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
> email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
>
> 14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
>
> (*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
>
> (**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
>
> Scale/Rank :
> 1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
> dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
> screwed up once or twice.
>
> 11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
> kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.
>
> 26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
> Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
>
> 36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
> about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
> award.
>
> 51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
> Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
> Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

I hate cascades.

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

Porsche Monkey For Life <PorscheMonkey4Life@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote:
>On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:54:52 -0500, antU God
>dribbled:
>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:10 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>>issue further by squeaking:
>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>St.Raoul k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy has exploded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,and didst finally
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every
opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nym e

Porsche Monkey For Life <PorscheMonkey4Life@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote:
>On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:55:19 -0500, antU God
>dribbled:
>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:30 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the
>>>>issue further by squeaking:
>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>>I hate cascades.
>>>I hate cascades.
>>I hate cascades.
>I hate cascades.
I hate cascades.

--
The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every
opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen