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  1. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:01:55 -0500, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >
    >> On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >>> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >>> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >> >
    >>> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >>> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> >> >> writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >> >> >
    >>> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >>> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >>> >> >> shower
    >>>
    >>> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >>> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >>> >> >stairs.
    >>>
    >>> >> Mimus picked a booger.
    >>>
    >>> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits
    >>>
    >>> Horses do not like me

    >>
    >> Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    >> the tyres of your car

    >
    >That reminds me of that other song.


    Pornography is for republicans.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  2. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 8, 9:09 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:01:55 -0500, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >>> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >>> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >>> >> writing:

    >
    > >>> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >>> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >>> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >>> >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >>> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >>> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >>> >> >> shower

    >
    > >>> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >>> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >>> >> >stairs.

    >
    > >>> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >>> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > >>> Horses do not like me

    >
    > >> Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > >> the tyres of your car

    >
    > >That reminds me of that other song.

    >
    > Pornography is for republicans.


    And then she goes, she goes, she just goes.

    >
    > --
    >
    > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >
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  3. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 8, 9:07 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> >> >> shower

    >
    > >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >> >> >stairs.

    >
    > >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > >> Horses do not like me

    >
    > >Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > >the tyres of your car

    >
    > What is up with *curly* fries?


    Its expensives booking an airline flight at the last minute this time
    of year.

    headkase
    >
    > --
    >
    > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >
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  4. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 8, 8:01 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > > On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> >> >> shower

    >
    > >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >> >> >stairs.

    >
    > >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > >> Horses do not like me

    >
    > > Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > > the tyres of your car

    >
    > That reminds me of that other song.


    You dont win friends with salad

    >
    > --
    > tinmimu...@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > You want a job and a lizard to ride?
    >
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    >
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  5. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:55:26 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 8, 9:09 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:01:55 -0500, in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >>> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >>> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >>> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >>> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >>> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >>> >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> >>> >> >> shower

    >>
    >> >>> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >> >>> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >> >>> >> >stairs.

    >>
    >> >>> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >>
    >> >>> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >>
    >> >>> Horses do not like me

    >>
    >> >> Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    >> >> the tyres of your car

    >>
    >> >That reminds me of that other song.

    >>
    >> Pornography is for republicans.

    >
    >And then she goes, she goes, she just goes.


    Carrots have vitamin A and suck when cooked.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  6. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:56:39 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 8, 9:07 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> >> >> >> shower

    >>
    >> >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >> >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >> >> >> >stairs.

    >>
    >> >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >>
    >> >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >>
    >> >> Horses do not like me

    >>
    >> >Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    >> >the tyres of your car

    >>
    >> What is up with *curly* fries?

    >
    >Its expensives booking an airline flight at the last minute this time
    >of year.
    >

    What do stupid people dream?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  7. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:57:31 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 8, 8:01 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >> > On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> >> >> >> shower

    >>
    >> >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >> >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >> >> >> >stairs.

    >>
    >> >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >>
    >> >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >>
    >> >> Horses do not like me

    >>
    >> > Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    >> > the tyres of your car

    >>
    >> That reminds me of that other song.

    >
    >You dont win friends with salad
    >


    Kosher ribs?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  8. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 9, 12:32 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:55:26 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 8, 9:09 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:01:55 -0500, in the land of
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >>> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >>> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >>> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >>> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >>> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >>> >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> >>> >> >> shower

    >
    > >> >>> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >> >>> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >> >>> >> >stairs.

    >
    > >> >>> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >> >>> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > >> >>> Horses do not like me

    >
    > >> >> Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > >> >> the tyres of your car

    >
    > >> >That reminds me of that other song.

    >
    > >> Pornography is for republicans.

    >
    > >And then she goes, she goes, she just goes.

    >
    > Carrots have vitamin A and suck when cooked.


    Things are also known as flip flops.

    headkase

    >
    > --
    >
    > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >
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    >
    > - Show quoted text -
     
  9. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 9, 12:33 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:57:31 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 8, 8:01 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > >> > On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> >> >> >> shower

    >
    > >> >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >> >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >> >> >> >stairs.

    >
    > >> >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >> >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > >> >> Horses do not like me

    >
    > >> > Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > >> > the tyres of your car

    >
    > >> That reminds me of that other song.

    >
    > >You dont win friends with salad

    >
    > Kosher ribs?


    Hamal pork


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    On Dec 9, 12:32 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:56:39 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 8, 9:07 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> writing:

    >
    > >> >On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> >> >> >> shower

    >
    > >> >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >> >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >> >> >> >stairs.

    >
    > >> >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >> >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > >> >> Horses do not like me

    >
    > >> >Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > >> >the tyres of your car

    >
    > >> What is up with *curly* fries?

    >
    > >Its expensives booking an airline flight at the last minute this time
    > >of year.

    >
    > What do stupid people dream?


    It can be hard, it can be easy, when one is giving up smoking.

    headkase

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