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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by mimus, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <IaadnbgtD__77NHanZ2dnUVZ_sSlnZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
    the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:25:34 -0600, trippy wrote:
    >
    > > In article <_--dnWhfWZYb79banZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
    > > the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    > >
    > >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> inside the front of my jeans.
    > >>
    > >> While I was in 'em.
    > >>
    > >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.
    > >>
    > >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> belly-button and the serious parts.
    > >>
    > >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    > >
    > > Steam cleaning the ol' weasel, were we?

    >
    > Close.
    >
    > That's the fastest I've disrobed since the time I tried to wipe some dried
    > waterproofing spots off my face with a gasoline-dampened washcloth (that
    > time it was all on the way to the shower and a copious deluge of cold
    > water on my face).
    >


    The fastest I disrobed was for sex. Sorry.

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    and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
    and keep moving forward. Get up."

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  2. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:31:08 -0600, trippy wrote:

    > In article <IaadnbgtD__77NHanZ2dnUVZ_sSlnZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
    > the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    >
    >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:25:34 -0600, trippy wrote:
    >>
    >> > In article <_--dnWhfWZYb79banZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
    >> > the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    >> >
    >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> inside the front of my jeans.
    >> >>
    >> >> While I was in 'em.
    >> >>
    >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.
    >> >>
    >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.
    >> >>
    >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*
    >> >
    >> > Steam cleaning the ol' weasel, were we?

    >>
    >> Close.
    >>
    >> That's the fastest I've disrobed since the time I tried to wipe some dried
    >> waterproofing spots off my face with a gasoline-dampened washcloth (that
    >> time it was all on the way to the shower and a copious deluge of cold
    >> water on my face).

    >
    > The fastest I disrobed was for sex. Sorry.


    Try the gas washcloth trick. I guar-on-tee you'll better yer record.

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  3. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > > are you poaching it?

    >
    > This thread is ova.


    but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    headkase

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  4. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> This thread is ova.

    >
    >but what came first..the thread or the egg?
    >

    hanukkah

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  5. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > hanukkah


    thinks nice use of the non sequitar


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  6. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    > On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> writing:
    >>
    >> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> hanukkah

    >
    > thinks nice use of the non sequitar


    Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  7. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >
    >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> writing:
    >>>
    >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>> >>
    >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.
    >>>
    >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*
    >>>
    >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?
    >>>
    >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?
    >>>
    >>> >> > are you poaching it?
    >>>
    >>> >> This thread is ova.
    >>>
    >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?
    >>>
    >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?


    The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 4 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> hanukkah

    >
    >thinks nice use of the non sequitar
    >


    On the first day of hanukkah my true love gave to me, lox and bagel.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  9. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >>> writing:

    >
    > >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!


    what is a nim nut ?
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  10. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 5, 9:45 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 4 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> writing:

    >
    > >> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > >> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> hanukkah

    >
    > >thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > On the first day of hanukkah my true love gave to me, lox and bagel.


    On the second day of hanukkah my true love gave to me, a pie and an
    icecream tree

    headkase



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  11. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    >what is a nim nut ?


    They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  12. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.


    And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.
    >
    > --
    >
    > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >
    > Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -
     
  13. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.


    I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    shower.
     
  14. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> writing:

    >
    > >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > shower


    Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    stairs.

    headkase
     
  15. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> shower

    >
    >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >stairs.
    >

    Mimus picked a booger.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  16. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> shower

    >
    > >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >stairs.

    >
    > Mimus picked a booger.


    In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > --
    >
    > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >
    > Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -
     
  17. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> >> shower

    >>
    >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >> >stairs.

    >>
    >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits
    >


    Horses do not like me.
     
  18. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> writing:

    >
    > >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >
    > >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >
    > >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >
    > >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >
    > >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >
    > >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    > >> >> shower

    >
    > >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    > >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    > >> >stairs.

    >
    > >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >
    > >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >
    > Horses do not like me


    Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    the tyres of your car
     
  19. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800, headkase wrote:

    > On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> >> >> shower

    >>
    >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >> >> >stairs.

    >>
    >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >>
    >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >>
    >> Horses do not like me

    >
    > Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    > the tyres of your car


    That reminds me of that other song.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  20. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:41:51 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Dec 7, 11:13 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 02:04:21 -0800 (PST), in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Dec 7, 10:05 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 14:23:46 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >On Dec 7, 12:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:14:57 -0800 (PST), in
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >> >On Dec 6, 10:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Wed, 5 Dec 2007 13:05:25 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Dec 5, 9:43 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:52:47 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> got double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:41:01 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 1:46 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:44:22 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> writing:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >On Nov 29, 9:51 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:52:21 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > On Nov 28, 1:14 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:45:30 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > On Nov 27, 11:27 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well . . . I just poured a pint of violently boiling water right down
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> inside the front of my jeans.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> While I was in 'em.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Happily, my reflexes are still fine, and I managed to divest myself of my
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> clothing with unparalleled speed, even under happier conditions.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> But I still have a nice big boiled oval spot halfway between the
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> belly-button and the serious parts.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *urRRrrhaArrggh*

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > a pair of boiled eggs?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> Are you making a yolk?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > are you poaching it?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> This thread is ova.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> >but what came first..the thread or the egg?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> hanukkah

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> thinks nice use of the non sequitar

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >Hoity-toity! what does it matter what color it was?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> The baggage is stuck in the turnstyle!

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >what is a nim nut ?

    >>
    >> >> >> >> They have $500.00 shots of Tequila in San Jose.

    >>
    >> >> >> >And then i saw it, it was big, black and smelt bad.

    >>
    >> >> >> I've heard Turkeys are so stupid they will drown themselves in a rain
    >> >> >> shower

    >>
    >> >> >Some people are like slinkies, they dont really have a purpose, but
    >> >> >they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the
    >> >> >stairs.

    >>
    >> >> Mimus picked a booger.

    >>
    >> >In the forest there are many creatures with strange habits

    >>
    >> Horses do not like me

    >
    >Cane toads make an awesome poping sound when you run over them with
    >the tyres of your car


    What is up with *curly* fries?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     

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