Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:46:04 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:14:43 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:12:22 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:36:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:00:28 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>>>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>>>>
>>>>> I've got a copy of the play.
>>>>
>>>> ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> Let's see, Hillstrom, Hillstrom-- Red Sweep 35 Right-- yes-- yes--
>>> <mumble> . . . oh, that is just too good.
>>>
>>> No, I'm not threatening you at all.
>>
>> im not sure i like you anymore. <sniff>
>
>The bugs are getting to me.

i still have yet to be bit by the "first" skeeter of summer.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:41:12 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:46:04 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:14:43 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:12:22 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:36:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:00:28 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>>>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>>>>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I've got a copy of the play.
>>>>>
>>>>> ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> Let's see, Hillstrom, Hillstrom-- Red Sweep 35 Right-- yes-- yes--
>>>> <mumble> . . . oh, that is just too good.
>>>>
>>>> No, I'm not threatening you at all.
>>>
>>> im not sure i like you anymore. <sniff>
>>
>> The bugs are getting to me.
>
> i still have yet to be bit by the "first" skeeter of summer.

Now the bugs are shrilling off to the north and northeast as well as well
as the southwest.

I'm getting bracketed.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"What is art to me and my way of living?"
replied the tumblebug, wearily.

< _Jurgen_

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, Temporal Voyager mixed nuts
<melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>
>>>mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>>Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>
>>>>And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>
>>>><muse>
>>>>
>>>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>
>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>
>Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>would definitely need an amulet.

"Amulet" used to be the original spelling of "omelet," according to Michael
Smith's _Fine English Cookery_.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:09:30 -0400, Temporal Voyager dave hillstrom
<DaVe@MeOw.OrG>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>
>>mimus wrote:
>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>
>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>
>>> <muse>
>>>
>>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>
>if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?

Depends on whether the tornado likes rhubarb, innit.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:58:02 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, Temporal Voyager mixed nuts
> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>, in a desperate attempt to change the
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>
>>>>> <muse>
>>>>
>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>
>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>
>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>> would definitely need an amulet.
>
> "Amulet" used to be the original spelling of "omelet," according to Michael
> Smith's _Fine English Cookery_.

So people used to wear omelets around their necks to ward off eevil
sperrits?

<ponder>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:58:02 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:09:30 -0400, Temporal Voyager dave hillstrom
> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>, in a desperate attempt to change the
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>
>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>
>>>> <muse>
>>>
>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>
>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>
> Depends on whether the tornado likes rhubarb, innit.

We may find out a bit later tonight.

They're runnin' like shad between Indianapolis and Dayton and points East,
with the line dropping slowly South toward the Ohio River Valley.

Already got branches down all over the place from a little hours-long
electrical display this afternoon.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:06:28 -0400, mimus wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:58:02 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:09:30 -0400, Temporal Voyager dave hillstrom
>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>
>>>>> <muse>
>>>>
>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>
>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>
>> Depends on whether the tornado likes rhubarb, innit.
>
> We may find out a bit later tonight.
>
> They're runnin' like shad between Indianapolis and Dayton and points East,
> with the line dropping slowly South toward the Ohio River Valley.
>
> Already got branches down all over the place from a little hours-long
> electrical display this afternoon.

Ee, two-hundred-mile-long West-to-East tornado-belt now just two counties
North (at least three twisters on the ground as I type) . . . .

Gonna be a long late night with teh boots on.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:02:21 -0400, intrepid reporter mimus
<tinmimus99@hotmail.com>, in an attempt to scoop the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Herald, stopped the presses by saying:

>On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:58:02 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, Temporal Voyager mixed nuts
>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>
>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>
>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>
>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>
>> "Amulet" used to be the original spelling of "omelet," according to Michael
>> Smith's _Fine English Cookery_.
>
>So people used to wear omelets around their necks to ward off eevil
>sperrits?
>
><ponder>

Ain't any sillier than garlic necklaces to repel vampires.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:40:43 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:

> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:02:21 -0400, intrepid reporter mimus
> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>, in an attempt to scoop the
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Herald, stopped the presses by saying:
>
>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:58:02 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, Temporal Voyager mixed nuts
>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>>>
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>>
>>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>>
>>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>>
>>> "Amulet" used to be the original spelling of "omelet," according to Michael
>>> Smith's _Fine English Cookery_.
>>
>> So people used to wear omelets around their necks to ward off eevil
>> sperrits?
>>
>> ponder>
>
> Ain't any sillier than garlic necklaces to repel vampires.

Garlic _omelets_, _omelets_, it's all starting to make sense now.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Polly-wolly-doodle"--what does it _mean_?

< _SOB_