Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head

Or could be, for the next hour or so.

And the locusts are getting louder.

<muse>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

mimus wrote:
> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>
> And the locusts are getting louder.
>
> <muse>
>
I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.


--
nuts

 

On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>
>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>
>> <muse>
>
> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.

I'll send the bugs over for dinner.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I smell BREAKFAST!

< _Everything You Know is Wrong_

 

On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>
>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>
>>> <muse>
>>
>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>
>I'll send the bugs over for dinner.

you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>
>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>
>>>> <muse>
>>>
>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>
>> I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>
> you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?

The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
are getting louder.

And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
_nine_ cats.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

mimus wrote:
> On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>
>>>>mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>
>>>>>And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>
>>>>><muse>
>>>>
>>>>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>
>>>I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>>
>>you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?
>
> The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
> are getting louder.
>
> And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
> _nine_ cats.
>
If you had more cats you could mount a preemptive attack and abort the
upcoming plague.

--
nuts

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:01:14 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>
>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>
>>>> I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>>>
>>> you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?
>>
>> The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
>> are getting louder.
>>
>> And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
>> _nine_ cats.
>
> If you had more cats you could mount a preemptive attack and abort the
> upcoming plague.

More cats _would_ be a plague; six is the sane maximum.

Although it's amazing how with nine you can look around sometimes and not
a felid in sight, them all off snoozing or sunning or slowly killing
something.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!!

< _WKRP in Cincinnati_ traumatizes America forever

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:23:57 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>
>>>>> <muse>
>>>>
>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>
>>> I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>>
>> you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?
>
>The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
>are getting louder.
>
>And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
>_nine_ cats.

what happened to the other three? did they get et by the other nine?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:01:14 -0400, mixed nuts
<melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>mimus wrote:
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><muse>
>>>>>
>>>>>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>
>>>>I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>>>
>>>you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?
>>
>> The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
>> are getting louder.
>>
>> And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
>> _nine_ cats.
>>
>If you had more cats you could mount a preemptive attack and abort the
>upcoming plague.

here here!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:52:44 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:23:57 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>
>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>
>>>> I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>>>
>>> you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?
>>
>>The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
>>are getting louder.
>>
>>And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
>>_nine_ cats.
>
> what happened to the other three? did they get et by the other nine?

Died.

Of old age, basically, with the exception of the one with the broken leg
that the vet eventually charged over two grand for and never fixed, since
although he was an older cat too I think his death was accelerated by the
stress if not pain.

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:03:11 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:52:44 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:23:57 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:28:25 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:32:41 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll send the bugs over for dinner.
>>>>
>>>> you have bugs? with twelve cats? are they on strike or something?
>>>
>>>The bugs are, or were, about an eighth to a quarter of a mile away, but
>>>are getting louder.
>>>
>>>And I think there'd be too many of 'em if they drive this way for my
>>>_nine_ cats.
>>
>> what happened to the other three? did they get et by the other nine?
>
>Died.
>
>Of old age, basically, with the exception of the one with the broken leg
>that the vet eventually charged over two grand for and never fixed, since
>although he was an older cat too I think his death was accelerated by the
>stress if not pain.

<sniff>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
<melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>mimus wrote:
>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>
>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>
>> <muse>
>>
>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.

if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>
>>mimus wrote:
>>
>>>Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>
>>>And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>
>>><muse>
>>>
>>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>
> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>
Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
would definitely need an amulet.

--
nuts

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>
>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>
>>>> <muse>
>>>>
>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>
>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>
> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
> would definitely need an amulet.

I've got a copy of the play.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Like _Hamlet_, sort of, but funnier.

< Mae West on her play _Diamond Lil_

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:00:28 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>
>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>
>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>
>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>
>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>> would definitely need an amulet.
>
>I've got a copy of the play.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:36:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:00:28 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>
>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>
>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>
>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>
>> I've got a copy of the play.
>
> ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!

Let's see, Hillstrom, Hillstrom-- Red Sweep 35 Right-- yes-- yes--
<mumble> . . . oh, that is just too good.

No, I'm not threatening you at all.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

The central question of my book:
IF THE RED ARMY COULD NOT TURN BACK,
AND COULD NOT REMAIN LONG ON THE FRONTIER,
WHAT REMAINED FOR IT TO DO?

< _Icebreaker_

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:12:22 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:36:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:00:28 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>>
>>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>>
>>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>>
>>> I've got a copy of the play.
>>
>> ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
>
>Let's see, Hillstrom, Hillstrom-- Red Sweep 35 Right-- yes-- yes--
><mumble> . . . oh, that is just too good.
>
>No, I'm not threatening you at all.

im not sure i like you anymore. <sniff>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:14:43 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:12:22 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:36:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:00:28 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:56:33 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <muse>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>>>> would definitely need an amulet.
>>>>
>>>> I've got a copy of the play.
>>>
>>> ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Let's see, Hillstrom, Hillstrom-- Red Sweep 35 Right-- yes-- yes--
>> <mumble> . . . oh, that is just too good.
>>
>> No, I'm not threatening you at all.
>
> im not sure i like you anymore. <sniff>

The bugs are getting to me.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You have," the machine informed him, "a classic case of
feem desire, complicated by strong dwarkish intentions."

"I do? I thought I was homicidal."

< _Pilgrimage to Earth_

 

"mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
news:g1urde$l6b$1@aioe.org...
> dave hillstrom wrote:
> > On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
> > <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
> >
> >>mimus wrote:
> >>
> >>>Or could be, for the next hour or so.
> >>>
> >>>And the locusts are getting louder.
> >>>
> >>><muse>
> >>>
> >>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
> >
> > if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
> >
> Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
> would definitely need an amulet.

Don't be silly. How would mimus wear scrambled eggs around his neck?

Smee

>
> --
> nuts

 

pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:
> "mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
> news:g1urde$l6b$1@aioe.org...
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:35 -0400, mixed nuts
>>><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>
>>>>mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Or could be, for the next hour or so.
>>>>>
>>>>>And the locusts are getting louder.
>>>>>
>>>>><muse>
>>>>>
>>>>I made 2 qts of rhubarb sauce. It's cooling right now.
>>>
>>>if mimus had this rhubarb sauce, would he be saved from tornadoes?
>>
>>Yes. Also, he would need an amulet. I'm not sure what kind, but he
>>would definitely need an amulet.
>
> Don't be silly. How would mimus wear scrambled eggs around his neck?
>
He could form the eggs into a scroll and use adhesive cheese or old
saint bones sharpened - dunno. Whatever works - he's creative and the
one with the tornado problem.

--
nuts