TO: Timmay thorne Secure Wing Bruntingthorpe Secure Mental Health Facility Dartmoor UK Dear Timmay, I hope you are well and keeping cheerful despite the 19 hours lock down you wrote about last time. You are right, 35 years in a lunatic asylum is a long time, but look on the bright side - only another 25 to go! Timmay, after ten years of a long distance relationship, I need to write to you and explain some changes that are going on. It's hard to know where to start, I'm so confused, but one thing is for sure - I cannot continue to live the lie that has been my life since we met in the holding cells that night in Newcastle. I need to get control of my life back Timmay, to find someone who can treat me like a real woman in all the ways you never could - someone with money, a car, a penis. Let's face it, it's not like you ever treat me like a real girlfriend by coming over of an evening or inviting me the pictures or a the fish and chip shop. The last ten years have been barren in terms of my chances of getting a shag off you, and I know you are locked up, but you could have tried harder to get out once in a while. To be honest, Timmay, it's just boring being associated with you. Anyway, to get to the point: since you've been away things have changed around here at the high rise. You may remember your best friend Zeusey, the cute one with the mullet and scary looking gold rings? Well he is staying over with me, right, just helping out with the chores and keeping me entertained of an evening. He's been living here since the day after they took you away actually, but I've kept it quiet from everyone except the entire neighbourhood includng all your mates to apre your blushes. A picture of him and me and our first 3 children is enclosed. He's a real man, and I've now decided to dump you in favour of him offcially to give the kids a chance ata normal life with a proper dad. You've no one to blame but yourself - if you weren't so puny and weak and easily beaten up by children this would not have happened. Zeus knows how to make a girl happy, let me tell you - he's a big boy down there, and he knows how to make your technique look really inadequate. So goodby then Tim, good luck in the secure wing. Oh, and I never loved you. Loser. Your formerly loving girlfriend Nancy. Suzie -- Suzieflame
Okay, phew, I've been hanging around too much farm equipment. I could have sworn that subject line read: "Timmay gets another John Deer letter" > Suzieflame (wanker) --bubbles
bubbles <bubbles3660@hotmail.com> wrote: >Okay, phew, I've been hanging around too much farm equipment. Indeed. http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/tailpipe_man.jpg -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
On Oct 10, 2:15 pm, Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: > bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >Okay, phew, I've been hanging around too much farm equipment. > > Indeed. > > http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/tailpipe_man.jpg > Confusious Says... Man who stick dick in muffler gets "Hot Rod". Hee...hee...hee...hee...hee...hee... Art Deco -- Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth COOSN-266-06-39716 - I Like Hot Rods -
