I came across this today: http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html Rather ironic since most of the people at my Wal*Mart start out at $9.50 an hour with forty cent increases every six months (up to like $12 max). ^_^ -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: >I came across this today: >http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html What was the amusing part? > >Rather ironic since most of the people at my Wal*Mart start out at >$9.50 an hour with forty cent increases every six months (up to like >$12 max). ^_^ > > -- > >Onideus Mad Hatter >mhm ? x ? >http://www.backwater-productions.net >http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog > > >Hatter Quotes >------------- >"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the >best." > >"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you >with it." > >"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." > >"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." > >"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" > >"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my >bad." > >"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." > >"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." > >"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity >of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" > >"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct >that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others >of its relevancy." > >"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start >creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." > >"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." > >"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that >they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just >givin em out for free." > >"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. >So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, >to their merry little mess." > >"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly >horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip >their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand >sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible >images burned into their tiny little minds'." > >"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even >properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." > >"Those who record history are those who control history." > >"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, >endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you >don't get sent to me...I come for you." > >"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton >tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." > >"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a >function?" > >"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. >Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast >indicates an increase in Webtv users." > >"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, >gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:35:49 -0500, Wavy G <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >>I came across this today: >>http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html >What was the amusing part? The part where your Ritalin wore off and you couldn't finish reading the post, Dumbass. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:35:49 -0500, Wavy G ><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: > >>>I came across this today: >>>http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html > >>What was the amusing part? > >The part where your Ritalin wore off and you couldn't finish reading >the post, Dumbass. ....But, I don't take Ritalin, and I read your entire post. I didn't see anything that amused me. I am befuddled. You said it was amusing, and yet, I was not amused. What? What happened here? I missed the humour!!!! I am usually a pretty smart and zany guy, so I am not likely to miss an obviously funny line. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!11!2!!!@!!!@#!!!11@!
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:49:47 -0500, Wavy G <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:35:49 -0500, Wavy G >><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >> >>>>I came across this today: >>>>http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html >> >>>What was the amusing part? >> >>The part where your Ritalin wore off and you couldn't finish reading >>the post, Dumbass. > >...But, I don't take Ritalin, and I read your entire post. I didn't see >anything that amused me. I am befuddled. You said it was amusing, and >yet, I was not amused. What? What happened here? I missed the >humour!!!! I am usually a pretty smart and zany guy, so I am not likely >to miss an obviously funny line. PLEASE HELP >ME!!!!!!!11!2!!!@!!!@#!!!11@! I don't think it was your brand of humor, try South Park, I think that'd be more on your level. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
In article <jqdsj3dmeookjkvfcrn0mqh4dufsl267bd@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: > > >I came across this today: > >http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html > > What was the amusing part? That he works for Wal-Mart and he thinks people give a shit. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Get up." -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
trippy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 18, 2007 10:08 pm and wrote the following: > In article <jqdsj3dmeookjkvfcrn0mqh4dufsl267bd@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > >> Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >I came across this today: >> >http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html >> >> What was the amusing part? > > That he works for Wal-Mart and he thinks people give a shit. > Good thing he gets an employee discount on his TP. ;-) -- Lits Slut #9 Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
trippy wrote: > In article <jqdsj3dmeookjkvfcrn0mqh4dufsl267bd@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow".. >> Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>> I came across this today: >>> http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html >> What was the amusing part? > > That he works for Wal-Mart and he thinks people give a shit. > > There's nothing wrong with working for Wal-Mart if that's all you're qualified for and that's all you aspire to. I'm just thankful that my job makes me happy (and it doesn't involve working at Wal-Mart). -- Geeks may inherit the earth, but they have no desire to rule it -Robert Stevens (the Geek Squad founder)
Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:49:47 -0500, Wavy G ><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: > >>Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:35:49 -0500, Wavy G >>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >>> >>>>>I came across this today: >>>>>http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html >>> >>>>What was the amusing part? >>> >>>The part where your Ritalin wore off and you couldn't finish reading >>>the post, Dumbass. >> >>...But, I don't take Ritalin, and I read your entire post. I didn't see >>anything that amused me. I am befuddled. You said it was amusing, and >>yet, I was not amused. What? What happened here? I missed the >>humour!!!! I am usually a pretty smart and zany guy, so I am not likely >>to miss an obviously funny line. PLEASE HELP >>ME!!!!!!!11!2!!!@!!!@#!!!11@! > >I don't think it was your brand of humor, try South Park, I think >that'd be more on your level. Yeah, "South Park." You're probably right, LOL. Something funny as opposed to something not funny; I guess that *is* my brand of humour, LOL.
In article <4288024.PSCykIQksV@frozennorth.to>, FrozenNorth took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > trippy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 18, 2007 10:08 pm and > wrote the following: > > > In article <jqdsj3dmeookjkvfcrn0mqh4dufsl267bd@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the > > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > > > >> Don't fight it, Onideus Mad Hatter...Just lie down and try to relax: > >> > >> >I came across this today: > >> >http://www.members.cox.net/t.s/notes.html > >> > >> What was the amusing part? > > > > That he works for Wal-Mart and he thinks people give a shit. > > > Good thing he gets an employee discount on his TP. > ;-) > > Which they'll sue him for if he ever comes across real money. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Get up." -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
