They Cut Off Don Pardo's Birthday Celebration!!!

What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
due to this attrocity. Who's with me?

Love,
Wavy G
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>
You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?

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On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:00:34 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>
>You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?

Pope Benedict XVXIIXSTDII has this whole religious thing going on
which makes me wonder: were his parents Catholics?

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On Feb 24, 10:52 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:00:34 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>
> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>
> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>
> Pope Benedict XVXIIXSTDII has this whole religious thing going on
> which makes me wonder: were his parents Catholics?
>
I see your point. Unfortunately, I don't reply to poasts made by
brothers of Cuban dictators.
Betcha didn't see that one comin'!

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:06:14 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Feb 24, 10:52 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
>wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:00:34 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>
>> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>
>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>
>> Pope Benedict XVXIIXSTDII has this whole religious thing going on
>> which makes me wonder: were his parents Catholics?
>>
>I see your point. Unfortunately, I don't reply to poasts made by
>brothers of Cuban dictators.
>Betcha didn't see that one comin'!

Unfortunately, my famous brother passed me over for his idiot son,
Fidel W. Castro =(

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) NO:

>On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>
>You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?

No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
him.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> ) NO:
>
> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>
> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>
> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
> him.
> --
> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)


Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
looked like Fred Armisson.

Is Maya gone for good?

 

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YES ( ) NO:

>On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>> ) NO:
>>
>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>
>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>
>> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
>> him.
>> --
>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>
>
>Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
>looked like Fred Armisson.

Huh? He was playing that dude Javier Bardem from that moving picture
"The No Country for Old Men" that's going to win all the "Oscar" awards
tonight. (Oh, yeah. You heard me. Mark my words, bitches.)

>
>Is Maya gone for good?

I do not know. I just recently just saw her in "Idiocracy" which is a
beautiful and funny picture. It will make you think, and it will also
make you laugh. I have never tried Indian food.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:12:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "janospetrik@hotmail.com": Do you like me? Please check a box ( )
>YES ( ) NO:
>
>>On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>> ) NO:
>>>
>>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>>
>>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>>
>>> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
>>> him.
>>> --
>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>
>>
>>Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
>>looked like Fred Armisson.
>
>Huh? He was playing that dude Javier Bardem from that moving picture
>"The No Country for Old Men" that's going to win all the "Oscar" awards
>tonight. (Oh, yeah. You heard me. Mark my words, bitches.)
>
>>
>>Is Maya gone for good?
>
>I do not know. I just recently just saw her in "Idiocracy" which is a
>beautiful and funny picture. It will make you think, and it will also
>make you laugh. I have never tried Indian food.

you should come over. id cook some goooood indian curry. very
different from thai curry. trust me. i wouldnt lie to teh wavy g.

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"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message news:1rf4s39g4k57mllkpdcjmdeh847jlphrr9@4ax.com...
> you should come over. id cook some goooood indian curry. very
> different from thai curry. trust me. i wouldnt lie to teh wavy g.

Hey dave is this you:
http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums/hillstroms-shit/album07.highlight.jpg

The food looks similar.

 

On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:23:35 -0800, <nospam@sbcglobal.invalid.net>
wrote:

>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message news:1rf4s39g4k57mllkpdcjmdeh847jlphrr9@4ax.com...
>> you should come over. id cook some goooood indian curry. very
>> different from thai curry. trust me. i wouldnt lie to teh wavy g.
>
>Hey dave is this you:
>http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums/hillstroms-shit/album07.highlight.jpg
>
>The food looks similar.

nono. that is a picture of me cooking cajun spice injected deep fried
turkey. food of the gods. oh, those were the days...

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NO:

>On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:12:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "janospetrik@hotmail.com": Do you like me? Please check a box ( )
>>YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>> ) NO:
>>>>
>>>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>>>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>>>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>>>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>>>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>>>
>>>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>>>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>>>
>>>> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
>>>> him.
>>>> --
>>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>>
>>>
>>>Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
>>>looked like Fred Armisson.
>>
>>Huh? He was playing that dude Javier Bardem from that moving picture
>>"The No Country for Old Men" that's going to win all the "Oscar" awards
>>tonight. (Oh, yeah. You heard me. Mark my words, bitches.)
>>
>>>
>>>Is Maya gone for good?
>>
>>I do not know. I just recently just saw her in "Idiocracy" which is a
>>beautiful and funny picture. It will make you think, and it will also
>>make you laugh. I have never tried Indian food.
>
>you should come over. id cook some goooood indian curry. very
>different from thai curry. trust me. i wouldnt lie to teh wavy g.

It goes beyond that. I didn't want to say it before, but I have a
*severe* phobia of Indian food. I am really messed up because of it.
Here's the deal: I used to do a lot of cleaning work in my teenage days.
My local "church" used to rent out their hall for parties, and every
Saturday they seemed to have "Indian" parties (I don't really know what
to call them, but they were parties for which only Indian people
attended).

I usually showed up at the end of the night to clean up for them. The
smell was ungodly (but then again, so are they, LOL? I think I've used
that joke before, so forgive me). Lots of stagnant Indian food was
leftover when I got there. (I don't know what Indians eat, but I swear
I smelled roasted goat.) They had these yellow beans or something that
got everywhere and stained the linoleum, and this white sauce that was
spilled all over the place and looked like the aftermath of a "bukkake"
party. And the smell of "curry" saturated the entire room. I had to
clean up the entire place--all the spills and stains--and it was really
disgusting. It really made me sick. And week after week, it began to
get to me.

They could have been anywon, but they happened to be Indians. If they
were Greeks or Norwegians, I probably would have had the same result.
Don't get me wrong. They were really friendly, they always paid me
well, but the more I had to clean up the food, the more it just got to
me. To this day, I can't imagine the concept of Indian food without
thinking about scrubbing up those yellow stains and disinfecting all
that roasted goat and curry smells.

I never really realised the full impact of this event in my life, until
a few years ago. See, I work for a small "grocery" chain in Cincinnati,
and we often get food samples to try out before we decide to sell them.
I was given a free supply of a new brand of microwave "noodle" meals,
and I decided to try won out. It said it was "Mediterranean spice" or
something like that. I was hungry, and I had nothing else to eat, so I
decided to give it a try. I opened it up, and smelled it, and it
smelled pretty good. I was going to go heat it up to eat it, but just
as I was sticking it in the "microwave," I read the ingredients on the
box, and it listed things like "curry" and "cumin" and I suddenly got
chills down my back. In a panic, I quickly carried the contents of the
container over to the trashcan and dumped it out. I was truly scared.
Of *Indian food*. And I even thought it smelled *good*! What has
happened to me?

I'm sorry it had to come to this. I love all people of the world, and I
long for the day when all races and nationalities across the world can
hold hands and sing in harmony, but I just don't want to think of those
godless Indians and the horrid deathlike stink of their regular diet.
I'm sorry you had to hear this. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
--
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--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
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>Dear, "janospetrik@hotmail.com": Do you like me? Please check a box ( )
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>>On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>> ) NO:
>>>
>>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>>
>>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>>
>>> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
>>> him.
>>> --
>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>
>>
>>Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
>>looked like Fred Armisson.
>
>Huh? He was playing that dude Javier Bardem from that moving picture
>"The No Country for Old Men" that's going to win all the "Oscar" awards
>tonight. (Oh, yeah. You heard me. Mark my words, bitches.)

PS: AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!@!@!!!@@! i WAS RIGHT@!!!!
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)