there is a bird in my house

On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make
> >> >> >> >> >> the
>
> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> >> >> > I had it...
> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>
> >> >> > A figment,
> >> >> > a thought, an idea, with no sides
>
> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>
> >> > Gravitas.
> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>
> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>
> > Imagine:
> > to simply deny
> > reality.
>
> I'm going to take a pill, now.

Ecstasy?
Percocet? Morphine?
Pass one here.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

knoxy wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
> little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate all
> the cat food.

The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took you
all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
"demon???angel???"
>
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig
i
>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could
ma
>> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > So.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> See the topic
>> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>>
>> >> >> >> > I had it...
>> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
>> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>>
>> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>>
>> >> >> > A figment,
>> >> >> > a thought, an idea, with no sides
>>
>> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>>
>> >> > Gravitas.
>> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>>
>> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>>
>> > Imagine:
>> > to simply deny
>> > reality.
>>
>> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>
> Ecstasy?
> Percocet? Morphine?
> Pass one here.

Xanax. 3mg.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:16:40 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

> knoxy wrote:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
>> little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate all
>> the cat food.
>
> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took you
> all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?

Reely. Open the door and shoo the little prick out, with a broom if
necessary.

Unless of course it _wants_ to stay, which would be cool, too.

Just don't try to pick it up.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Prang-nuts is prang-nuts, right? Whether you find
'em inna woods, or they're dispensed by a autofeeder.

< Laumer

 

On Jan 6, 10:17 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> >> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
> "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig
> i
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could
> ma
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> >> >> >> > I had it...
> >> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>
> >> >> >> > A figment,
> >> >> >> > a thought, an idea, with no sides
>
> >> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>
> >> >> > Gravitas.
> >> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>
> >> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>
> >> > Imagine:
> >> > to simply deny
> >> > reality.
>
> >> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>
> > Ecstasy?
> > Percocet? Morphine?
> > Pass one here.
>
> Xanax. 3mg.

Peaceful cure.
Pharmacopoeia:
Not An Exit.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 6, 10:17 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:
>
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur
si
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >g i
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they
could
>
>> ma
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > So.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> See the topic
>> >> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > I had it...
>> >> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
>> >> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>>
>> >> >> >> > A figment, a thought, an idea, with no sides
>>
>> >> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>>
>> >> >> > Gravitas.
>> >> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>>
>> >> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>>
>> >> > Imagine:
>> >> > to simply deny reality.
>>
>> >> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>>
>> > Ecstasy?
>> > Percocet? Morphine?
>> > Pass one here.
>>
>> Xanax. 3mg.
>
> Peaceful cure.
> Pharmacopoeia:
> Not An Exit.

It is for a few hours of peaceful shuteye.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Jan 6, 12:53 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 6, 10:17 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> >> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur
> si
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >g i
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they
> could
>
> >> ma
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > I had it...
> >> >> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> >> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>
> >> >> >> >> > A figment, a thought, an idea, with no sides
>
> >> >> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>
> >> >> >> > Gravitas.
> >> >> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>
> >> >> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>
> >> >> > Imagine:
> >> >> > to simply deny reality.
>
> >> >> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>
> >> > Ecstasy?
> >> > Percocet? Morphine?
> >> > Pass one here.
>
> >> Xanax. 3mg.
>
> > Peaceful cure.
> > Pharmacopoeia:
> > Not An Exit.
>
> It is for a few hours of peaceful shuteye.

Deep in sleep
the mind illicits
fear, not peace.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 6, 12:53 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 6, 10:17 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver
<tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.co
>> >> >> >> >> > m> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius
wrot
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> e:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade
ur
>
>> si
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >g i
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> could
>>
>> >> ma
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > So.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> See the topic
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > I had it...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > A figment, a thought, an idea, with no sides
>>
>> >> >> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>>
>> >> >> >> > Gravitas.
>> >> >> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>>
>> >> >> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>>
>> >> >> > Imagine:
>> >> >> > to simply deny reality.
>>
>> >> >> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>>
>> >> > Ecstasy?
>> >> > Percocet? Morphine?
>> >> > Pass one here.
>>
>> >> Xanax. 3mg.
>>
>> > Peaceful cure.
>> > Pharmacopoeia:
>> > Not An Exit.
>>
>> It is for a few hours of peaceful shuteye.
>
> Deep in sleep
> the mind illicits
> fear, not peace.

Not with Xanax. No dreams.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Tim Weaver wrote:

> knoxy wrote:
>
> > dave hillstrom wrote:
> >
> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
> >
> > A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
> > little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate
> > all the cat food.
>
> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took
> you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?

It didn't want to leave. Have you tried to get a pissed off squirrel to
leave when it doesn't want to?

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mimus wrote:

> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:16:40 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
> > knoxy wrote:
> >
> >> dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>
> >>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
> >>
> >> A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
> >> little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it
> ate all >> the cat food.
> >
> > The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it
> > took you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
>
> Reely. Open the door and shoo the little prick out, with a broom if
> necessary.
>
> Unless of course it wants to stay, which would be cool, too.
>
> Just don't try to pick it up.

No door, just the window it got in through.

--


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knoxy wrote:

> Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> knoxy wrote:
>>
>> > dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >
>> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>> >
>> > A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
>> > little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate
>> > all the cat food.
>>
>> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took
>> you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
>
> It didn't want to leave. Have you tried to get a pissed off squirrel to
> leave when it doesn't want to?

Yes. Yes, I have.

Throw a blanket over it, haul it outsidt and snap the blanket. You know,
like when you're trying to get dirt and dust off of it. If you snap it just
right, they go flying. Fun, fun, fun...
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:30:23 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

> knoxy wrote:
>
>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>
>>> > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>> >
>>> > A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
>>> > little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate
>>> > all the cat food.
>>>
>>> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took
>>> you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
>>
>> It didn't want to leave. Have you tried to get a pissed off squirrel to
>> leave when it doesn't want to?
>
> Yes. Yes, I have.
>
> Throw a blanket over it, haul it outsidt and snap the blanket. You know,
> like when you're trying to get dirt and dust off of it. If you snap it just
> right, they go flying. Fun, fun, fun...

They can bite right through that blanket, you know.

Anything that eats black walnuts deserves wary respect.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

mimus wrote:

> On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:30:23 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> knoxy wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>>> >
>>>> > A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
>>>> > little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate
>>>> > all the cat food.
>>>>
>>>> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took
>>>> you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
>>>
>>> It didn't want to leave. Have you tried to get a pissed off squirrel to
>>> leave when it doesn't want to?
>>
>> Yes. Yes, I have.
>>
>> Throw a blanket over it, haul it outsidt and snap the blanket. You know,
>> like when you're trying to get dirt and dust off of it. If you snap it
>> just right, they go flying. Fun, fun, fun...
>
> They can bite right through that blanket, you know.
>
> Anything that eats black walnuts deserves wary respect.

You toss it over them and let the squirrel tangle *itself* up. Then you
just gather up the corners where it's not, hold it up and walk outside.
Same deal with bats and wombats.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Jan 7, 12:09 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> mimus wrote:
> > On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:30:23 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
> >> knoxy wrote:
>
> >>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>
> >>>> knoxy wrote:
>
> >>>> > dave hillstrom wrote:
>
> >>>> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >>>> > A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
> >>>> > little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate
> >>>> > all the cat food.
>
> >>>> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it took
> >>>> you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
>
> >>> It didn't want to leave. Have you tried to get a pissed off squirrel to
> >>> leave when it doesn't want to?
>
> >> Yes. Yes, I have.
>
> >> Throw a blanket over it, haul it outsidt and snap the blanket. You know,
> >> like when you're trying to get dirt and dust off of it. If you snap it
> >> just right, they go flying. Fun, fun, fun...
>
> > They can bite right through that blanket, you know.
>
> > Anything that eats black walnuts deserves wary respect.
>
> let the squirrel tangle *itself* up.

=beat with club.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Jan 6, 8:47 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 6, 12:53 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 6, 10:17 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> >> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver
>
> <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.co
>
>
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > m> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius
> wrot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> e:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade
> ur
>
> >> si
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >g i
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> could
>
> >> >> ma
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > I had it...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > A figment, a thought, an idea, with no sides
>
> >> >> >> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>
> >> >> >> >> > Gravitas.
> >> >> >> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>
> >> >> >> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>
> >> >> >> > Imagine:
> >> >> >> > to simply deny reality.
>
> >> >> >> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>
> >> >> > Ecstasy?
> >> >> > Percocet? Morphine?
> >> >> > Pass one here.
>
> >> >> Xanax. 3mg.
>
> >> > Peaceful cure.
> >> > Pharmacopoeia:
> >> > Not An Exit.
>
> >> It is for a few hours of peaceful shuteye.
>
> > Deep in sleep
> > the mind illicits
> > fear, not peace.
>
> Not with Xanax. No dreams.

Bummer, then.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 7, 12:09 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> mimus wrote:
>> > On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:30:23 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >> knoxy wrote:
>>
>> >>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >>>> knoxy wrote:
>>
>> >>>> > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>> >>>> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >>>> > A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be
>> >>>> > vicious little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out
>> >>>> > and it ate all the cat food.
>>
>> >>>> The thing was gnawing on cat food for an entire afternoon and it
>> >>>> took you all of that time to figure out a way to catch it?!?
>>
>> >>> It didn't want to leave. Have you tried to get a pissed off
>> >>> squirrel to leave when it doesn't want to?
>>
>> >> Yes. Yes, I have.
>>
>> >> Throw a blanket over it, haul it outsidt and snap the blanket. You
>> >> know, like when you're trying to get dirt and dust off of it. If
>> >> you snap it just right, they go flying. Fun, fun, fun...
>>
>> > They can bite right through that blanket, you know.
>>
>> > Anything that eats black walnuts deserves wary respect.
>>
>> let the squirrel tangle *itself* up.
>
> =beat with club.

Or M80s.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 6, 8:47 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 6, 12:53 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 6, 10:17 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
wrote
>:
>> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jan 5, 7:35 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver
<tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.co
>> >> >> >> >> > m> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver
>>
>> <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.co
>>
>>
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > m> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
wrot
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > e:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrot e:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC),
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
voffade
>
>> ur
>>
>> >> si
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >g i
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little
bugger...
>
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh
catching..
>
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before
they
>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> could
>>
>> >> >> ma
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ke the
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > So.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See the topic just beyond the poster's reach:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> damned irritating.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > I had it...
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Then nothing.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Was it one sided?
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > A figment, a thought, an idea, with no sides
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>>
>> >> >> >> >> > Gravitas.
>> >> >> >> >> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>>
>> >> >> >> > Imagine: to simply deny reality.
>>
>> >> >> >> I'm going to take a pill, now.
>>
>> >> >> > Ecstasy?
>> >> >> > Percocet? Morphine?
>> >> >> > Pass one here.
>>
>> >> >> Xanax. 3mg.
>>
>> >> > Peaceful cure.
>> >> > Pharmacopoeia:
>> >> > Not An Exit.
>>
>> >> It is for a few hours of peaceful shuteye.
>>
>> > Deep in sleep
>> > the mind illicits fear, not peace.
>>
>> Not with Xanax. No dreams.
>
> Bummer, then.

Good. I like waking up feeling rested.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.