There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. you have a pet tarantula?
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. > > you have a pet tarantula? I don't think so. Most of the official inhabitants are quadrupeds. A fair amount of hexapods and a few decapods in the basement. And one centipede. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
In article <ehnmk35p80t87ves867osdfbief72iv3vf@4ax.com>, metro-golden- meower took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > > >There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. > > you have a pet tarantula? > He does now. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Get up." -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj this signature might or might not be for mimus. but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee. and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein. farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn more mysteries on the other side than one can count on this plane.
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:29:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: > >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >> >> you have a pet tarantula? > >I don't think so. Most of the official inhabitants are quadrupeds. A >fair amount of hexapods and a few decapods in the basement. And one >centipede. If it is the centipede, you should play dead. Jade
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. > > whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 All the scars and wrinkles on my face from doing stupid things have given me an appearance of great wisdom. < Red Green
In article <IaadnbstD_9Q7NHanZ2dnUVZ_sTinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > > > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > > wrote: > > > >>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. > > > > whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? > > There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I > absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. > That's a horrible plan. You need better crisis management skills. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Get up." -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:18 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:29:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >>> >>> you have a pet tarantula? >> >>I don't think so. Most of the official inhabitants are quadrupeds. A >>fair amount of hexapods and a few decapods in the basement. And one >>centipede. > > If it is the centipede, you should play dead. I like centipedes. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:45:45 -0600, trippy wrote: > In article <IaadnbstD_9Q7NHanZ2dnUVZ_sTinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took > the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"... > >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: >> >> > On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> > wrote: >> > >> >>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >> > >> > whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? >> >> There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I >> absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. > > That's a horrible plan. You need better crisis management skills. <calmly> Life is a crisis. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:48:50 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:18 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:29:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: >>> >>>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >>>> >>>> you have a pet tarantula? >>> >>>I don't think so. Most of the official inhabitants are quadrupeds. A >>>fair amount of hexapods and a few decapods in the basement. And one >>>centipede. >> >> If it is the centipede, you should play dead. > >I like centipedes. Deep fried or sauted with a basalmic dressing?
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:26:10 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:48:50 -0500, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > bloviated: > >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:18 -0500, Daedalus wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:29:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >>>>> >>>>> you have a pet tarantula? >>>> >>>>I don't think so. Most of the official inhabitants are quadrupeds. A >>>>fair amount of hexapods and a few decapods in the basement. And one >>>>centipede. >>> >>> If it is the centipede, you should play dead. >> >>I like centipedes. > > Deep fried or sauted with a basalmic dressing? *No* no-no-no no no no, those are millipedes. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 I'll tell you what I hate, though. I hate those commercials where you have to eat something. < _Thirty Seconds_
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:33:04 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:26:10 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:48:50 -0500, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> bloviated: >> >>>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:18 -0500, Daedalus wrote: >>> >>>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:29:59 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:01:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >>>>>> >>>>>> you have a pet tarantula? >>>>> >>>>>I don't think so. Most of the official inhabitants are quadrupeds. A >>>>>fair amount of hexapods and a few decapods in the basement. And one >>>>>centipede. >>>> >>>> If it is the centipede, you should play dead. >>> >>>I like centipedes. >> >> Deep fried or sauted with a basalmic dressing? > >*No* no-no-no no no no, those are millipedes. Ah, centipede sushi
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:37:01 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >> >> whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? > >There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I >absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. thats about as smart as people in horror films that decide its smarter to split up. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj this signature might or might not be for mimus. but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee. and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein. farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn more mysteries on the other side than one can count on this plane.
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:03:33 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:37:01 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >>> >>> whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? >> >>There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I >>absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. > > thats about as smart as people in horror films that decide its smarter > to split up. Even I know better than that. And if the cat runs off before you can get to the escape pod, fuck it. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah." < _Shaun of the Dead_
"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:CZSdnWZjtb1j09banZ2dnUVZ_vyinZ2d@giganews.com... > There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. Is it furry (you hope)? Smee > > -- > tinmimus99@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > > You want a job and a lizard to ride? > > < _The Einstein Intersection_ > >
"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message news:f3qpk3ddl8v3thumbvin6t4tfrd3vqnc6s@4ax.com... > On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:37:01 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > > >On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > > > >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > >> wrote: > >> > >>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. > >> > >> whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? > > > >There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I > >absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. > > thats about as smart as people in horror films that decide its smarter > to split up. Or go in that dark, creepy room to find out what made the weird sound. Alone. Smee > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > > this signature might or might not be for mimus. > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee. > > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein. > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn > more mysteries on the other side than one can count > on this plane.
Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:53:41 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:56:11 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>>There's something under my chair rubbing its fangs against my hand. >> >> whats yer hand doing under yer chair, hmmmmmm? > >There was something thumping and sliding around down there and I >absent-mindedly reached down to fish around for it. Your pets are hungry. Buy more catfood, you ASSHOLE. Sincerely, Wavy G
