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mimus wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:01:14 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:42:58 -0500, mixed nuts
>>><melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts
>>>>><melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>>>>>>right now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>>>>>
>>>>>sounds like the perfect time to get the hose out and make you a
>>>>>skating rink in the yard.
>>>>
>>>>That would be silly what with 2 multiacre ponds (one with lights)
>>>>within walking distance complete with maintenance crews (no lawns to
>>>>mow, dads can still play with their tractors).
>>>
>>>and how flat aree those surfaces compared to a man made controlled
>>>surface, hmmmm?
>>>
>>The local fire department would be remiss in their duty to the community
>>were they to let a fire ponds get low. Plus they get to test out the
>>equipment and practice low temperature hose spraying and such on
>>Tuesday nights. No Zamboni though - you have to go to the hockey
>>playing and figure skating rink if you want that kind of ice.
>
> Inner-tubes don't care what kind of ice it is.
>
> Just how steep and long the hill is, and how good the benches are on the
> way down for compression and launch.
>
> Ask any cervical orthopedic surgeon.
>
We used to use waxed cardboard - better 'road feel' due to the 'tighter'
suspension.

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nuts

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> >> > > right now.
> >> > >
> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
> >> >
> >> > What does that mean?
> >>
> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
> >>
> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>
> Wait... He did it twice on just a dare? A *single dare*??? Whaaat?
> Doesn't he know how this works?

No, the first time was an accident, the second time, a month later, was
a dare.

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Wavy G wrote:

> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> > Wavy G wrote:
> >
> >> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>
> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3
> degrees >> >> > > right now.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery
> anymore. >> >> >
> >> >> > What does that mean?
> >> >>
> >> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
> >> >>
> >> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time
> was a >> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
> >>
> >> Wait... He did it twice on just a dare? A *single dare*???
> Whaaat? >> Doesn't he know how this works?
> >
> > The first time was an accident, the second was a dare.
>
> He's not even supposed to do it wonce on a dare. He's supposed to
> hold out for "double-dare" or even a "double-dog-dare." These rules
> are pretty inherent. You're brother is not following the rules, and
> it makes me sad. Sniff.

He doesn't like rules.

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knoxy wrote:

> Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> > Wavy G wrote:
>> >
>> >> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>
>> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> >> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3
>> >> >> > > degrees >> >> > > right now.
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery
>> >> >> > > anymore. >> >> > What does that mean?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
>> >> >>
>> >> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was
>> >> > a >> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>> >>
>> >> Wait... He did it twice on just a dare? A *single dare*???
>> >> Whaaat? >> Doesn't he know how this works?
>> >
>> > The first time was an accident, the second was a dare.
>>
>> He's not even supposed to do it wonce on a dare. He's supposed to
>> hold out for "double-dare" or even a "double-dog-dare." These rules
>> are pretty inherent. You're brother is not following the rules, and
>> it makes me sad. Sniff.
>
> He doesn't like rules.

Which is why he ended up getting his tongue stuck ~twice~.
--
Tim Weaver

"We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
-Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"

 

Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

>knoxy wrote:
>
>> Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>> > Wavy G wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>> >>
>>> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>> >> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3
>>> >> >> > > degrees >> >> > > right now.
>>> >> >> > >
>>> >> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery
>>> >> >> > > anymore. >> >> > What does that mean?
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was
>>> >> > a >> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>>> >>
>>> >> Wait... He did it twice on just a dare? A *single dare*???
>>> >> Whaaat? >> Doesn't he know how this works?
>>> >
>>> > The first time was an accident, the second was a dare.
>>>
>>> He's not even supposed to do it wonce on a dare. He's supposed to
>>> hold out for "double-dare" or even a "double-dog-dare." These rules
>>> are pretty inherent. You're brother is not following the rules, and
>>> it makes me sad. Sniff.
>>
>> He doesn't like rules.
>
>Which is why he ended up getting his tongue stuck ~twice~.

Exactly.

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