The radio weather guy...

said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
right now.

I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.

--
nuts

 

mixed nuts wrote:

> said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> right now.
>
> I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.

What does that mean?
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On Jan 3, 5:25 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> mixed nuts wrote:
> > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> > right now.
>
> > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>
> What does that mean?

I think it was a joke. Kind of like, "two guys walk into a bar then
the third one ducks."
I could be wrong, though.

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Tim Weaver wrote:
> mixed nuts wrote:
>
>>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>>right now.
>>
>>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>
> What does that mean?

Don't lick the pump handle.

--
nuts

 

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

> said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> right now.
>
> I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.

Go kiss a steel fence and see what happens.

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mp 10

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What the fuck are you TALKING about flunker?

< Billy Big Balls

 

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:25:48 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>> right now.
>>
>> I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>
> What does that mean?

Tie yer tennies tight.

--
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mp 10

mhm 29x13

What the fuck are you TALKING about flunker?

< Billy Big Balls

 

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:39:41 -0500, mimus wrote:

> On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>> right now.
>>
>> I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>
> Go kiss a steel fence and see what happens.

Or lick a pump-handle, sure.

--
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mp 10

mhm 29x13

What the fuck are you TALKING about flunker?

< Billy Big Balls

 

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts
<melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>right now.
>
>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.

sounds like the perfect time to get the hose out and make you a
skating rink in the yard.

--
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<This space for rent.>

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts
> <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>
>>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>>right now.
>>
>>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>
> sounds like the perfect time to get the hose out and make you a
> skating rink in the yard.
>
That would be silly what with 2 multiacre ponds (one with lights)
within walking distance complete with maintenance crews (no lawns to
mow, dads can still play with their tractors).

--
nuts

 

On Jan 3, 7:40 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:25:48 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
> > mixed nuts wrote:
>
> >> said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> >> right now.
>
> >> I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>
> > What does that mean?
>
> Tie yer tennies tight.
>

Keep the cleaver close.
--
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mhm28x9

 

On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:42:58 -0500, mixed nuts
<melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts
>> <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>
>>>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>>>right now.
>>>
>>>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>>
>> sounds like the perfect time to get the hose out and make you a
>> skating rink in the yard.
>>
>That would be silly what with 2 multiacre ponds (one with lights)
>within walking distance complete with maintenance crews (no lawns to
>mow, dads can still play with their tractors).

and how flat aree those surfaces compared to a man made controlled
surface, hmmmm?

--
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<This space for rent.>

 

mixed nuts wrote:

> Tim Weaver wrote:
> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >
> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> > > right now.
> > >
> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
> >
> > What does that mean?
>
> Don't lick the pump handle.
>
My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.



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dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:42:58 -0500, mixed nuts
> <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts
>>><melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>
>>>>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>>>>right now.
>>>>
>>>>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>>>
>>>sounds like the perfect time to get the hose out and make you a
>>>skating rink in the yard.
>>>
>>That would be silly what with 2 multiacre ponds (one with lights)
>>within walking distance complete with maintenance crews (no lawns to
>>mow, dads can still play with their tractors).
>
> and how flat aree those surfaces compared to a man made controlled
> surface, hmmmm?
>
The local fire department would be remiss in their duty to the community
were they to let a fire ponds get low. Plus they get to test out the
equipment and practice low temperature hose spraying and such on
Tuesday nights. No Zamboni though - you have to go to the hockey
playing and figure skating rink if you want that kind of ice.

--
nuts

 

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:01:14 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:42:58 -0500, mixed nuts
>> <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:56:42 -0500, mixed nuts
>>>><melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>>>>>right now.
>>>>>
>>>>>I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>>>>
>>>>sounds like the perfect time to get the hose out and make you a
>>>>skating rink in the yard.
>>>>
>>>That would be silly what with 2 multiacre ponds (one with lights)
>>>within walking distance complete with maintenance crews (no lawns to
>>>mow, dads can still play with their tractors).
>>
>> and how flat aree those surfaces compared to a man made controlled
>> surface, hmmmm?
>>
> The local fire department would be remiss in their duty to the community
> were they to let a fire ponds get low. Plus they get to test out the
> equipment and practice low temperature hose spraying and such on
> Tuesday nights. No Zamboni though - you have to go to the hockey
> playing and figure skating rink if you want that kind of ice.

Inner-tubes don't care what kind of ice it is.

Just how steep and long the hill is, and how good the benches are on the
way down for compression and launch.

Ask any cervical orthopedic surgeon.

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mp 10

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All the scars and wrinkles on my face from doing stupid things
have given me an appearance of great wisdom.

< Red Green

 

knoxy wrote:

> mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >
>> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>> > > right now.
>> > >
>> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>> >
>> > What does that mean?
>>
>> Don't lick the pump handle.
>>
> My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
> dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.

Is his name Flick?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:

>mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >
>> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>> > > right now.
>> > >
>> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>> >
>> > What does that mean?
>>
>> Don't lick the pump handle.
>>
>My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
>dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.

Wait... He did it *twice* on just a dare? A *single dare*??? Whaaat?
Doesn't he know how this works?

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Tim Weaver wrote:

> knoxy wrote:
>
> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> >> > > right now.
> >> > >
> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
> >> >
> >> > What does that mean?
> >>
> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
> >>
> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>
> Is his name Flick?

No.

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Wavy G wrote:

> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
> >> > > right now.
> >> > >
> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
> >> >
> >> > What does that mean?
> >>
> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
> >>
> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>
> Wait... He did it twice on just a dare? A *single dare*??? Whaaat?
> Doesn't he know how this works?

The first time was an accident, the second was a dare.

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knoxy wrote:

> Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> knoxy wrote:
>>
>> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >
>> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>> >> > > right now.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>> >> >
>> >> > What does that mean?
>> >>
>> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
>> >>
>> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
>> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>>
>> Is his name Flick?
>
> No.

You should have shown him "A Christmas Story" and maybe he wouldn't have
stuck his tongue to a pole (like Flick).
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:

>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Don't fight it, knoxy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >
>> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> >> > mixed nuts wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > said it's going down to 10 degrees tonight but it's 3 degrees
>> >> > > right now.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > I just heard a tree go bang and the ice isn't slippery anymore.
>> >> >
>> >> > What does that mean?
>> >>
>> >> Don't lick the pump handle.
>> >>
>> > My brother once (actually, it happened twice, the second time was a
>> > dare) licked a lamp post and got his tongue stuck to it.
>>
>> Wait... He did it twice on just a dare? A *single dare*??? Whaaat?
>> Doesn't he know how this works?
>
>The first time was an accident, the second was a dare.

He's not even supposed to do it *wonce* on a dare. He's supposed to
hold out for "double-dare" or even a "double-dog-dare." These rules are
pretty inherent. You're brother is not following the rules, and it
makes me sad. *Sniff*.

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