The Parallel Right Wing Universe

You seem to have a few "well wishers" yourself there Sparky.

 

Nah, everybody loves me.

 

Another conspiracy, huh toen? The rich are out to get you, conservatives are out to get you, your bosses & co-workers are out to get you? Now some sinister internet bully is threatening you? Wow! You really need to step back & take a look at your mental stableness. You really do.

 

Ok I will Spooky. Can you front me a couple of your meds until I see the shrink? I don't have the great corporate medical benefits that you do. Maybe you could call Rush and hook me up with y'alls house cleaners?