The Beginning!

So I is writin myself a book! Oh yeah, what it is, you know how we
author motha fucka! Not sure yet if I'll actually try publishing it
or just make it like one of those online PDF style e-book things...or
both. I figure I can worry about that once I've actually written it,
no sense in getting ahead of myself and all like that. So what's it
gonna be called? Well, I'm thinkin "God Level Coding"...mostly just
for the shock and awe factor. A lot of people will pick it up in a
huff thinking it's one thing only to find it's another...kinda baitin
'em SE style 'n such. *nods*

Mostly the book is going to be about web development, but it'll cover
all areas from graphic design to coding. I'm thinking about making it
in two sections, the first section will be for complete n00bs with no
understanding of web design and will teach them all the basics and
then the second section will go into the heavy stuff, coding sites
like nyah:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/JS_Source.txt

Below is what I've got of the intro for the book so far (hasn't been
copy edited yet), my goal is to try and do at least three to five
pages a day on my three days off.

: What is God Level Coding? A mistake that people often make when they
: hear the title is to assume that it means perfect coding, that however
: is not the case. God, presuming such a deity created everything, has
: created many non-perfect things, including all of us. Yes, we are by
: no means perfect, but mostly for a reason. Generally when you strive
: for absolute perfection you wind up never accomplishing anything. So
: boggled down trying to polish every last nano-surface that you never
: finish. You must seek a balance between quality and quantity. In
: order to do this most effectively you need tools, techniques,
: knowledge and experience. This book will try and touch on all four of
: those aspects.
:
: So if it's coding perfection, what is it? Well, to put it simply,
: it's creating "living" sites or sites that resemble the way a living
: creature reacts to stimulus. In the same way that a cat might start
: purring if you pet it, a "living" site would change its content when
: you click one of its links. Sounds a lot like a dynamic or AJAX site,
: right? Well, on the surface, but there are some major differences.
: The first difference is that the AJAX form is a restricted form that
: pertains primarily to the use of XML, where as God Level Coding can be
: done with any language. The second major difference is the way that
: the site is built. The objective with God Level Coding is to create a
: site that can essentially create its own code using variable building
: blocks. These building blocks act like DNA sequences which can be
: altered and rearranged to change the site. This is where I came up
: with the name God Level Coding.

....pretty fun stuff. Overall I'm mostly doing it just to do it, just
to say I've written a book. Somehow I doubt it'll wind up being a
best seller in any sense, not even with educational/college books.
I'll probably wind up spending more money publishing the book than I
do selling the book. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> So I is writin myself a book!

Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:

> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> productions.net> wrote:
>
>> So I is writin myself a book!
>
> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?

_How to Make Friends and Influence People_?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

This is part of the eternal wonder of the universe
as man forages out to discover in the womb of time
the nascence of his individuality in the motherhood of possibility.

< Malzberg

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:06:00 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>
>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>
>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>
>_How to Make Friends and Influence People_?

now ~that~ was ~funny~. <giggle>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>
>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>
>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>
> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?

_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?

>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> This is part of the eternal wonder of the universe
> as man forages out to discover in the womb of time
> the nascence of his individuality in the motherhood of possibility.
>
> < Malzberg
>
>

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:28:41 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:06:00 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>
>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>
>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>
>>_How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>
>now ~that~ was ~funny~. <giggle>

You know I actually had a Hatter Addict on PoE who bought that book
for me from Amazon and had it delivered to my house. I've been
thinking about signing it and then putting it up for auction on Ebay.
^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800 (PST), SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:

>On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>> So I is writin myself a book!
>
>Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?

I thought you were ignoring me little miss
I-take-everything-online-like-it's-serious-fucking-Interwebs-business?

Or did you find Usenet was too boring without me around to liven it
the fuck up?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>
>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>
>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>
>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>
>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>
>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?

Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>
>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>
>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>
>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>
> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.

Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the doctors
today....it would make me smile... ;o)

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>>
>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>>
>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>
>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>
>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>
>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the doctors
>today....it would make me smile... ;o)

Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>>>
>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>>
>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>>
>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>
>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>>doctors
>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>
> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^

I am back..did you miss me?

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>>>
>>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>>>
>>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>>
>>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>>>doctors
>>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>>
>> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>
>I am back..did you miss me?

Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
you fill the void!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Nov 16, 12:23 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
> >> wrote:
>
> >>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
> >>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
> >>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>
> >>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>
> >>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>
> >>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>
> >>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>
> >>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
> >>>doctors
> >>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>
> >> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>
> >I am back..did you miss me?
>
> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
> you fill the void!

Get. A. Room. Please.

Motel 6 is that way --------->

I don't know if they rent rooms by the hour, but you could try.

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?http://www.backwater-productions.nethttp://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:00orj3d04p8g8l7f109p4a09rcld0bsdgv@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>>>
>>>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>>>>doctors
>>>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>>>
>>> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>>
>>I am back..did you miss me?
>
> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
> you fill the void!

There's that sarcasm that I love so much..

So what are you doing today...pulling wings off flies and throwing them into
spiders webs or pushing old ladies out into traffic?

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

<danielcarrington4@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:df74a3e1-e272-4cf2-8c3f-df9fc3686446@c30g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 16, 12:23 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
> >> wrote:
>
> >>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> >>>message
> >>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
> >>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley"
> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
> >>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>
> >>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>
> >>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>
> >>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>
> >>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>
> >>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
> >>>doctors
> >>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>
> >> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>
> >I am back..did you miss me?
>
> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
> you fill the void!

Get. A. Room. Please.

Motel 6 is that way --------->

I don't know if they rent rooms by the hour, but you could try.

Dammit hatter...you forgot the sarcastic emoticon again.


>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x
> ?http://www.backwater-productions.nethttp://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>

 

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:53:51 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:00orj3d04p8g8l7f109p4a09rcld0bsdgv@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>>>>
>>>>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>>>>>doctors
>>>>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>>>
>>>I am back..did you miss me?
>>
>> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
>> you fill the void!
>
>There's that sarcasm that I love so much..

I'd say I'm more cynical than sarcastic most of the time.

>So what are you doing today...pulling wings off flies and throwing them into
>spiders webs or pushing old ladies out into traffic?

Well, let's all hope there aren't any stupid fucks driving slow in the
fast lane today...cause I've been known to scare the holy fucking shit
out of those retards. That's why I love driving my old 79
Oldsmobeater around, sure the thing is a gas guzzler, but man...if yer
driving 50 mph and I'm tail gating your dumbass for driving slow in
the fast lane...well let's just say that if they put on their breaks
suddenly...I ain't stoppin. I'll plow the fuck right through yer
crappy ass little paper-mach? SUV like it's made of fuckin tin foil
and I won't even think twice about it. At least not when I'm driving
a car that's a quarter century old and made of massive solid fuckin
steel and weighs nearly two tons.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:59:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>
><danielcarrington4@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:df74a3e1-e272-4cf2-8c3f-df9fc3686446@c30g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>On Nov 16, 12:23 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> >news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
>> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>> >>>message
>> >>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>> >>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley"
>> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
>> >>>> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> >>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>
>> >>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>
>> >>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>
>> >>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>
>> >>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>
>> >>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>> >>>doctors
>> >>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>>
>> >> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>>
>> >I am back..did you miss me?
>>
>> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
>> you fill the void!
>
>Get. A. Room. Please.
>
>Motel 6 is that way --------->
>
>I don't know if they rent rooms by the hour, but you could try.
>
>Dammit hatter...you forgot the sarcastic emoticon again.

Don't mind Daniel, he's just jealous because I'm not paying any
attention to him (he's a grade A Hatter Addict you know).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Nov 9, 7:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> So I is writin myself a book! Oh yeah, what it is, you know how we
> author motha fucka! Not sure yet if I'll actually try publishing it
> or just make it like one of those online PDF style e-book things...or
> both. I figure I can worry about that once I've actually written it,
> no sense in getting ahead of myself and all like that. So what's it
> gonna be called? Well, I'm thinkin "God Level Coding"...mostly just
> for the shock and awe factor. A lot of people will pick it up in a
> huff thinking it's one thing only to find it's another...kinda baitin
> 'em SE style 'n such. *nods*
>
> Mostly the book is going to be about web development, but it'll cover
> all areas from graphic design to coding. I'm thinking about making it
> in two sections, the first section will be for complete n00bs with no
> understanding of web design and will teach them all the basics and
> then the second section will go into the heavy stuff, coding sites
> like nyah:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/JS_Source.txt
>
> Below is what I've got of the intro for the book so far (hasn't been
> copy edited yet), my goal is to try and do at least three to five
> pages a day on my three days off.
>
> : What is God Level Coding? A mistake that people often make when they
> : hear the title is to assume that it means perfect coding, that however
> : is not the case. God, presuming such a deity created everything, has
> : created many non-perfect things, including all of us. Yes, we are by
> : no means perfect, but mostly for a reason. Generally when you strive
> : for absolute perfection you wind up never accomplishing anything. So
> : boggled down trying to polish every last nano-surface that you never
> : finish. You must seek a balance between quality and quantity. In
> : order to do this most effectively you need tools, techniques,
> : knowledge and experience. This book will try and touch on all four of
> : those aspects.
> :
> : So if it's coding perfection, what is it? Well, to put it simply,
> : it's creating "living" sites or sites that resemble the way a living
> : creature reacts to stimulus. In the same way that a cat might start
> : purring if you pet it, a "living" site would change its content when
> : you click one of its links. Sounds a lot like a dynamic or AJAX site,
> : right? Well, on the surface, but there are some major differences.
> : The first difference is that the AJAX form is a restricted form that
> : pertains primarily to the use of XML, where as God Level Coding can be
> : done with any language. The second major difference is the way that
> : the site is built. The objective with God Level Coding is to create a
> : site that can essentially create its own code using variable building
> : blocks. These building blocks act like DNA sequences which can be
> : altered and rearranged to change the site. This is where I came up
> : with the name God Level Coding.

"creating "living" sites or sites that resemble the way a living
creature reacts to stimulus."
"a "living" site would change its content when you click one of its
links"
"a site that can essentially create its own code using variable
building blocks"
" building blocks act like DNA sequences which can be altered and
rearranged to change the site"

It has already been done.
It's called Second Life.
And I suspect God does not like it. Kind of jealous, you know?

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:840tj35ehq1horr8egpifv02lkg63v06d5@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:59:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>><danielcarrington4@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:df74a3e1-e272-4cf2-8c3f-df9fc3686446@c30g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>>On Nov 16, 12:23 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>productions.net> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> >message
>>> >news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
>>> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley"
>>> >> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
>>> >> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> >>>message
>>> >>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>>> >>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley"
>>> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net>
>>> >>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> >>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> >>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>> >>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>
>>> >>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>
>>> >>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>>
>>> >>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>>
>>> >>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>>> >>>doctors
>>> >>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>>>
>>> >> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>>>
>>> >I am back..did you miss me?
>>>
>>> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
>>> you fill the void!
>>
>>Get. A. Room. Please.
>>
>>Motel 6 is that way --------->
>>
>>I don't know if they rent rooms by the hour, but you could try.
>>
>>Dammit hatter...you forgot the sarcastic emoticon again.
>
> Don't mind Daniel, he's just jealous because I'm not paying any
> attention to him (he's a grade A Hatter Addict you know).


Nope I did not know that, but it should not surprise me as you have lots of
fans out there that would like to skin you alive and barbecue you.

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:djvsj3tkb1v0f67hmfv1jg13f8uuo482gg@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:53:51 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:00orj3d04p8g8l7f109p4a09rcld0bsdgv@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:20:13 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:9qmrj35g2odd2n940f5nknrbigib9m3cj3@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:57:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>message
>>>>>>news:t0hqj3hcjehtvllcpsm8nletc9g1863i2t@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:52 -0500, "Shirley"
>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:Hu6dnaivG8rEF6HanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:30:52 -0800, SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Nov 9, 6:41 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>>>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So I is writin myself a book!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Design Patterns? Frameworks? APIs?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> _How to Make Friends and Influence People_?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>_How to have sex with inaminmate objects_?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now, now, I don't think THAT lowly of you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please, please, one more time for old times sake, before I go to the
>>>>>>doctors
>>>>>>today....it would make me smile... ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry, I've got a headache and I need to wash my hair. ^_^
>>>>
>>>>I am back..did you miss me?
>>>
>>> Terribly so, my heart ached with lonlieness from your absense, oh how
>>> you fill the void!
>>
>>There's that sarcasm that I love so much..
>
> I'd say I'm more cynical than sarcastic most of the time.

You're alright even though you have a tendency of being a cynical basturd.

>
>>So what are you doing today...pulling wings off flies and throwing them
>>into
>>spiders webs or pushing old ladies out into traffic?
>
> Well, let's all hope there aren't any stupid fucks driving slow in the
> fast lane today...cause I've been known to scare the holy fucking shit
> out of those retards. That's why I love driving my old 79
> Oldsmobeater around, sure the thing is a gas guzzler, but man...if yer
> driving 50 mph and I'm tail gating your dumbass for driving slow in
> the fast lane...well let's just say that if they put on their breaks
> suddenly...I ain't stoppin. I'll plow the fuck right through yer
> crappy ass little paper-mach? SUV like it's made of fuckin tin foil
> and I won't even think twice about it. At least not when I'm driving
> a car that's a quarter century old and made of massive solid fuckin
> steel and weighs nearly two tons.

You have made me smile big time by bringing back fond memories of my Dad and
his big old olds and buicks. He was one crazy dude on the road.

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )