The Ask Jhony Thread

Can you still get Columbian Gold?

 

Apparently so. I have never seen it or smoked it.

I smoke a special breed called Northern Lights. A highly adapted strain specifically meant for indoor growing. A short robust plant that requires a minimal vegetative growth period. Engineered in Holland but very popular in the Canadian and Pacific Northwest climates.




Quite literally, one or two tokes and I'm good for the night.

 

Where do the missing socks go when we do laundry?

 

haha...

Dirt weed.

We used to get that bail pressed kilos with all the stems and seeds that you don't need.

 

Who has a better way of killing us, McDonalds, or Burger King?
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Burger King. You can have it your way.

Homeland security acquires them for the Federal DNA data bank.

 

Dear Jhony,

Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?

 

In the ground, of course.

 

Is time travel possible?

 

Jhony...

Answer me this, why does Peyton Manning's nose stick out of his helmet?

 

Yes. Go to sleep for 8 hours and you have effectively traveled 8 hours into the future.

He is an awkward man with a large mis-configured face.

 

Dear Jhony,

Why does a math book give the following stupid, ancient English conversion that is mathamatically incorrect, and still used for medication by a handful of complete morons.


15 grain = 1 gram
1 grain = 60 milligrams

Can you see a problem there?

 

Jhony,
Why do "bitches be trippin?"

Sincerely,
BrotherMan

 

Jhony,
If Carla has 20 apples, and Mikey steals 15 of them... Shouldn't Charley beat him down and take his sister's apples back? Or should he just let Mikey keep them stolen delicious apples?

Sincerely,
BrotherMan

 

Jhony,
As a great philosopher once said... "Why?"

Sincerely,
BrotherMan

 

Why are red haired people reputed to be bad tempered?

 

A face only a mother could love.

 

Speaking of Royal Orleans,

Hey, isn't this thread a plagerized version of ask Dr. (Neal) Downs on that one, now defunct, website?
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It's hard to be original in the world we live. The best thing one can do is, take an original idea and put your own spin on it.

 

No I think Dr Neal plagerized it from "The all seeing eye" (fullauto)