The Ask Jhony Thread

Where was brotherman when God was handing out brains?

 

let's make this another of wez's dumbass attack threads... that's a great idea...


Jhony, what's the meaning of life?

 

Let's make this another can't take a joke thread and freak out in anger...

Yeah, what is the meaning of life?

 

Hi there Jhony,

Long time reader, first time poster here.

I was wondering if you could tell me how soon is now?

 

Let's carry wez's petty crap to every thread in the whole forum and screw up this site like wez does every other site he goes to till he gets kicked out... Great idea.

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wait.... horrible idea.

 

He was waiting in the "Large Black C*ck line. The wait is extensive.

 

Sex, drugs and violence.

That was then this is now. Stop living in the past.


Confucius say; "Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday".

 

Dear Jhony,

How many TD's will Moss catch in the Super bowl?

 

2






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Dear Jhony,

If I shave my head and run through the streets naked screaming "free Mandela", will I get arrested?

 

Like wow man! Who made who anyway?

 

If in-fact you do not have any Mandela to give for free you may be cited for false advertising.

Friction.

 

Dear Jhony,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

Hahahahaha...

 

Whats worse... catching your wife with your friend or your wife catching you with your friend?

 

Between the Yin and Yang..... where do I fit in?

 

ask Mick Jagger...

 

Hahahahaha.. or David Bowie.. Wasn't "Angie" his g/f?

 

~ I'm just waiting on a friend
waiting on a friend~​

 

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Actually.........Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Here perspective is key. For me, it would be worse to catch my wife with my friend because I would lose a friend and a wife.

In the eyes of god?

Leviticus 18:22
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Being that my wife would only stand to lose a husband and not sustain the personal loss of two loved ones, it would indeed be worse for me to catch my wife. Who, in reality, is my ex-wife and a whore who f*cked her sisters husbands first cousin Ernie while we were married, as I later came to discover (Key Jerry Springer fight music). Sad but true. And I'm the one that got left. Women....Can't live with 'em....Can't bury them in the backyard under the new shed (Key suspicious revelation music).

The dual concepts of yin and yang (or heaven and earth) describe two primal opposing but complementary principles or cosmic forces said to be found in all non-static objects and processes in the universe.

There is no in between. You are Yang, Snafu. Yang is active, light, masculine, positive, upward-seeking, producing and corresponds to the daytime. Being that I know your positive attitude and given the fact that you live in the land of the midnight sun, you are definitely Yang.