That Bird Has Teeth

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by mimus, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. mimus

    mimus Guest

    Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?

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  2. mixed nuts

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    mimus wrote:
    > Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >

    They're a _rock_.

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  3. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?

    >
    > They're a _rock_.


    Who is?

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  4. mixed nuts

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    mimus wrote:
    > On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >
    >>mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>>Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?

    >>
    >>They're a _rock_.

    >
    > Who is?
    >

    Upper jurassic feather-clad theropod are.

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  5. mimus

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    On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:55:09 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>
    >>>mimus wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >>>
    >>>They're a _rock_.

    >>
    >> Who is?

    >
    > Upper jurassic feather-clad theropod are.


    A fistful of phoenix.

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  6. On Jan 6, 10:41 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:55:09 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    > > mimus wrote:

    >
    > >> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

    >
    > >>>mimus wrote:

    >
    > >>>>Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?

    >
    > >>>They're a _rock_.

    >
    > >> Who is?

    >
    > > Upper jurassic feather-clad theropod are.

    >
    > A fistful of phoenix.
    >

    The good, the bird, and the apocryphal.

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  7. "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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    > On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >
    > > mimus wrote:
    > >
    > >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?

    > >
    > > They're a _rock_.

    >
    > Who is?


    You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.

    Smee

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    > Six months ago Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when
    > a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and
    > bit him on the groin, but it's OK now because he's
    > off the life support machine and able to communicate
    > with eyeblinks.
    >
    > < _In a Sunburned Country_
    >
    >
     
  8. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:46:00 +0000, pscissons wrote:

    > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:T7Sdnd5rxtOAcx3anZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com...
    >
    >> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>
    >> > mimus wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >> >
    >> > They're a _rock_.

    >>
    >> Who is?

    >
    > You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.
    >
    > Smee


    <shudder>

    Don't type stuff like that.

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    moment.

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  9. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:46:00 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >
    >> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:T7Sdnd5rxtOAcx3anZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > mimus wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >>> >
    >>> > They're a _rock_.
    >>>
    >>> Who is?

    >>
    >> You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.
    >>
    >> Smee

    >
    ><shudder>
    >
    >Don't type stuff like that.


    The only "Rock" for me was Hudson. Now *that* man knew how to make a
    lady swoon.

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  10. Tim Weaver

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    Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:46:00 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >>
    >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:T7Sdnd5rxtOAcx3anZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> > mimus wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >>>> >
    >>>> > They're a _rock_.
    >>>>
    >>>> Who is?
    >>>
    >>> You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.
    >>>
    >>> Smee

    >>
    >><shudder>
    >>
    >>Don't type stuff like that.

    >
    > The only "Rock" for me was Hudson. Now *that* man knew how to make a
    > lady swoon.


    And apparently how to take one in the pooper.
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  11. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:53:30 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:46:00 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:T7Sdnd5rxtOAcx3anZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > mimus wrote:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > They're a _rock_.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Who is?
    >>>>
    >>>> You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.
    >>>>
    >>>> Smee
    >>>
    >>><shudder>
    >>>
    >>>Don't type stuff like that.

    >>
    >> The only "Rock" for me was Hudson. Now *that* man knew how to make a
    >> lady swoon.

    >
    > And apparently how to take one in the pooper.


    If the ladies weren't terrible judges of men (and vice-versa), the species
    would perish . . . .

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  12. Tim Weaver

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    mimus wrote:

    > On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:53:30 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> Wavy G wrote:
    >>
    >>> Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:46:00 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:T7Sdnd5rxtOAcx3anZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > mimus wrote:
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > They're a _rock_.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Who is?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Smee
    >>>>
    >>>><shudder>
    >>>>
    >>>>Don't type stuff like that.
    >>>
    >>> The only "Rock" for me was Hudson. Now *that* man knew how to make a
    >>> lady swoon.

    >>
    >> And apparently how to take one in the pooper.

    >
    > If the ladies weren't terrible judges of men (and vice-versa), the species
    > would perish . . . .


    You may be onto something right there.
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  13. Shirley

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    "Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
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    > Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:46:00 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >>
    >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:T7Sdnd5rxtOAcx3anZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:26:00 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> > mimus wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> >> Wouldn't an _Archaeopteryx_ fossil be a roc?
    >>>> >
    >>>> > They're a _rock_.
    >>>>
    >>>> Who is?
    >>>
    >>> You know, that wrestler/movie star guy.
    >>>
    >>> Smee

    >>
    >><shudder>
    >>
    >>Don't type stuff like that.

    >
    > The only "Rock" for me was Hudson. Now *that* man knew how to make a
    > lady swoon.


    Cary Grant was the man that could make any lady of any age swoon into his
    arms.

    It is truly sad that we lost Rock Hudson to aids.

    >
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    >
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