Someone stole a Krispy Kreme truck today.

In article <cf0rk35opo2lt256gf1crjgqv16oq9kvvh@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:34:21 -0600, trippy
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <92tok31v5anle1jo8ui5r5dj5gp7unjrul@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> >> >> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >> >> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> >> >>
> >> >> I can just see the news interview now:
> >> >>
> >> >> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> >> >>
> >> >> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> >> >> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> >> >> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> >> >> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> >> >> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> >> >> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> >> >> was scared for my life."
> >> >>
> >> >> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> >> >> the police finally showed up?"
> >> >>
> >> >> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
> >> >>
> >> >> NR: "Oh, I see."
> >> >>
> >> >> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> >> >> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> >> >>
> >> >> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> >> >> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> >> >> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> >> >>
> >> >> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> >> >>
> >> >> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> >> >> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> >> >> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> >> >> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> >> >> the next few hours."
> >> >>
> >> >> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> >> >> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> >> >> you, Norm."
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
> >>
> >> Dude. That was cold.
> >>
> >
> >Like Ivan Drago "I must break you" cold?
>
> Yah like that, but fuzzier.
>

You're no Richard Simmons either, you know.

--
trippy
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http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >
> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>>
> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>>
> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >>>> >
> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> >>>>
> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
> >>>>
> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> >>>> was scared for my life."
> >>>>
> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
> >>>>
> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
> >>>>
> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
> >>>>
> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> >>>>
> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> >>>>
> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> >>>>
> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> >>>> the next few hours."
> >>>>
> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> >>>> you, Norm."
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
> >>
> >>Dude. That was cold.
> >
> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
> >show up with five.
> >
> >That's hurts, man.
>
> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>

Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
hunting season.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:00:32 -0800, headkase wrote:

> On Nov 25, 4:34 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> >mimus wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>
>> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>>
>> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>>
>> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
>> >> of them?
>>
>> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
>> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
>> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
>> >supper).
>>
>> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
>> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
>> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
>> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
>> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
>> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
>> >well.
>>
>> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
>> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."-HYDROLYZABLE".....
>> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
>> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
>>
>> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................- Hide quoted text -
>
> i know, i agree
>
> USE THE NET FOR PORN FOR FUCKS SAKE.

I think I invented the word "fornicable" the other day.

--
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smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

"mixed nuts" <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
news:fialno$p60$1@aioe.org...
> mimus wrote:
> > On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >
> >>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
> >>
> >>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
> >
> > Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
> > of them?
> >
> Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
> bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
> afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
> supper).
>
> All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
> transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
> crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
> have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
> extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
> which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
> well.

And the thief was s'posed to do all that while evading the police in a
stolen Krispy Kreme truck?

Smee, pointing out the obvious

>
> --
> nuts
>

 

Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:

>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >>>
>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>>> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>> >>>> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>> >>>> the next few hours."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>> >>>> you, Norm."
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>> >>
>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>> >
>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>> >show up with five.
>> >
>> >That's hurts, man.
>>
>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>
>
>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>hunting season.

I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.

 

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:36 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>
>>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>> >
>>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >>>> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>> >>>> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>> >>>> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>> >>>> >> >
>>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>> >>>> the next few hours."
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>> >>>> you, Norm."
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>> >>
>>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>>> >
>>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>>> >show up with five.
>>> >
>>> >That's hurts, man.
>>>
>>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>>
>>
>>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>>hunting season.
>
>I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
>Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
>believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
>therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
>didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.

GROW THE BEARD, MAN

Jade

 

On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:21:38 -0600, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >>>
>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>>> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>> >>>> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>> >>>> the next few hours."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>> >>>> you, Norm."
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>> >>
>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>> >
>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>> >show up with five.
>> >
>> >That's hurts, man.
>>
>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>
>
>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>hunting season.

It's duck season. Rabbit season. Duck season. Rabbit season.

Jade

 

In article <Ie2dnQDGU-KlYtDanZ2dnUVZ_oninZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:00:32 -0800, headkase wrote:
>
> > On Nov 25, 4:34 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>
> >> >mimus wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >>
> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
> >>
> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
> >>
> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
> >> >> of them?
> >>
> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
> >> >supper).
> >>
> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
> >> >well.
> >>
> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."-HYDROLYZABLE".....
> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
> >>
> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > i know, i agree
> >
> > USE THE NET FOR PORN FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>
> I think I invented the word "fornicable" the other day.

My girl is very fornicable.




--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:36 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>>>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>>> >>>> the next few hours."
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>>> >>>> you, Norm."
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>>>> >
>>>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>>>> >show up with five.
>>>> >
>>>> >That's hurts, man.
>>>>
>>>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>>>hunting season.
>>
>>I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
>>Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
>>believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
>>therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
>>didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.
>
>GROW THE BEARD, MAN
>

I'M TRYING!!!1 i'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND IT;S OLNY
"STUBBLE"!!!

 

pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:
> "mixed nuts" <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
> news:fialno$p60$1@aioe.org...
>
>>mimus wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>>>>
>>>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>>>
>>>Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
>>>of them?
>>>
>>Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
>>bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
>>afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
>>supper).
>>
>>All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
>>transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
>>crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
>>have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
>>extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
>>which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
>>well.
>
> And the thief was s'posed to do all that while evading the police in a
> stolen Krispy Kreme truck?
>
> Smee, pointing out the obvious
>
Nonono. IF someone ditches a Krisp Kreme truck in your bushes, OR if
someone gifts you an entire rolloff dumpster full of donuts, OR if, for
some reason, you wish to temporarily increase police presence in your
neighborhood to deter vandalism, you would then have a reason (after
the donuts have served their donut-purpose) to quickly convert a bunch
of stale mouldering donuts into something of further utility. It's the
green thing to do.

Also, it is the height of hubris to think that any mortal could evade
the police with a truck full of donuts - fresh or stale. The only hope
is to work in a wilderness area, close to an operating feedlot where
some hope that donut sensors will be jammed, far from random police
motion, and process quickly.

--
nuts

 

Wavy's Beard [Re: Someone stole a Krispy Kreme truck today.

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:06:39 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:36 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>>>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>>>>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>>>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>>>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>>>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>>>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>>>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>>>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>>>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>>>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>>>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>>>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>>>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>>>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>>>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>>>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>>>> >>>> the next few hours."
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>>>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>>>> >>>> you, Norm."
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>>>>> >show up with five.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >That's hurts, man.
>>>>>
>>>>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>>>>hunting season.
>>>
>>>I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
>>>Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
>>>believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
>>>therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
>>>didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.
>>
>>GROW THE BEARD, MAN
>>
>
>I'M TRYING!!!1 i'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND IT;S OLNY
>"STUBBLE"!!!

I have used the Google to get you some help:

http://www.beards.org/

"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent,
sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly
things."

These are words to live by. Perhaps there is some beard tonic there
you can buy.

Jade

 

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:31:45 -0600, trippy wrote:

> In article <Ie2dnQDGU-KlYtDanZ2dnUVZ_oninZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:00:32 -0800, headkase wrote:
>>
>> > On Nov 25, 4:34 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>
>> >> >mimus wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>> >>
>> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>> >>
>> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
>> >> >> of them?
>> >>
>> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
>> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
>> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
>> >> >supper).
>> >>
>> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
>> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
>> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
>> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
>> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
>> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
>> >> >well.
>> >>
>> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
>> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."-HYDROLYZABLE".....
>> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
>> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
>> >>
>> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................- Hide quoted text -
>> >
>> > i know, i agree
>> >
>> > USE THE NET FOR PORN FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>
>> I think I invented the word "fornicable" the other day.
>
> My girl is very fornicable.

I'm hoping the word goes mainstream. We plainly need it.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:cretk31n9nradqtqgru3rr2bf61a0609vb@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:21:38 -0600, trippy
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
> >> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >
> >> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> >> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took
the
> >> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus
took
> >> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy
G took the
> >> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>>> >> >>
> >> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >> >>>> >> >>
> >> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of
the doorway
> >> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded
my
> >> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming
out of
> >> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging
on the
> >> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to
'jimmy' the
> >> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> >> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it
over. I
> >> >>>> was scared for my life."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you
relieved when
> >> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the
police."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through
that
> >> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples
to take
> >> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the
desperation
> >> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a
couple
> >> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> >> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I
knew
> >> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it
out for
> >> >>>> the next few hours."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver
against
> >> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.'
Back to
> >> >>>> you, Norm."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
> >> >>
> >> >>Dude. That was cold.
> >> >
> >> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
> >> >show up with five.
> >> >
> >> >That's hurts, man.
> >>
> >> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
> >>
> >
> >Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
> >hunting season.
>
> It's duck season.Wabbit season. Duck season. Wabbit season.
>
> Jade
>

I fixored it for you. YW.

Smee

 

In article <fqqsk39sfluaogdb5cfvorfqlkglkp292q@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
> >> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >
> >> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> >> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> >> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>>> >> >>
> >> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >> >>>> >> >>
> >> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> >> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> >> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> >> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> >> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> >> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> >> >>>> was scared for my life."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> >> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> >> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> >> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> >> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> >> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> >> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> >> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> >> >>>> the next few hours."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> >> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> >> >>>> you, Norm."
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
> >> >>
> >> >>Dude. That was cold.
> >> >
> >> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
> >> >show up with five.
> >> >
> >> >That's hurts, man.
> >>
> >> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
> >>
> >
> >Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
> >hunting season.
>
> I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
> Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
> believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
> therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
> didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.
>

Dangit. I'll miss our chats. Well, until I get Sylvester Stallone on my
friends list. Then you'll BE VERY, VERY, JEALOUS!
HAhAHHHAAHahahahHAHHAahA!

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

In article <WmO3j.3538$Dt4.1959@newssvr19.news.prodigy.net>,
pscissons@sbcglobal.net took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill,
and I said "Oh Wow"...

>
> "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
> news:cretk31n9nradqtqgru3rr2bf61a0609vb@4ax.com...
> > On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:21:38 -0600, trippy
> > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >
> > >In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
> > >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >
> > >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
> > >> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
> > >> >
> > >> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> > >> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took
> the
> > >> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus
> took
> > >> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >> >>>> >
> > >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> > >> >>>> >>
> > >> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy
> G took the
> > >> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >> >>>> >> >
> > >> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> > >> >>>> >> >>
> > >> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> > >> >>>> >> >>
> > >> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of
> the doorway
> > >> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> > >> >>>> >> >
> > >> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> > >> >>>> >>
> > >> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> > >> >>>> >
> > >> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded
> my
> > >> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming
> out of
> > >> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging
> on the
> > >> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to
> 'jimmy' the
> > >> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> > >> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it
> over. I
> > >> >>>> was scared for my life."
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you
> relieved when
> > >> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the
> police."
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through
> that
> > >> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples
> to take
> > >> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the
> desperation
> > >> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a
> couple
> > >> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> > >> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I
> knew
> > >> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it
> out for
> > >> >>>> the next few hours."
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver
> against
> > >> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.'
> Back to
> > >> >>>> you, Norm."
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>Dude. That was cold.
> > >> >
> > >> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
> > >> >show up with five.
> > >> >
> > >> >That's hurts, man.
> > >>
> > >> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
> > >>
> > >
> > >Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
> > >hunting season.
> >
> > It's duck season.Wabbit season. Duck season. Wabbit season.
> >
> > Jade
> >
>
> I fixored it for you. YW.
>

BLAM!

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

Re: Wavy's Beard [Re: Someone stole a Krispy Kreme truck today.

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:08:46 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:06:39 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:36 -0500, Wavy G
>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>>>>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>>>>>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>>>>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>>>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>>>>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>>>>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>>>>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>>>>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>>>>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>>>>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>>>>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>>>>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>>>>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>>>>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>>>>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>>>>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>>>>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>>>>> >>>> the next few hours."
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>>>>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>>>>> >>>> you, Norm."
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>>>>>> >show up with five.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >That's hurts, man.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>>>>>hunting season.
>>>>
>>>>I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
>>>>Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
>>>>believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
>>>>therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
>>>>didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.
>>>
>>>GROW THE BEARD, MAN
>>>
>>
>>I'M TRYING!!!1 i'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND IT;S OLNY
>>"STUBBLE"!!!
>
>I have used the Google to get you some help:
>
>http://www.beards.org/
>
>"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent,
>sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly
>things."
>
>These are words to live by. Perhaps there is some beard tonic there
>you can buy.

are you saying you have a proclivity towards bearded men, jade?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

Re: Wavy's Beard [Re: Someone stole a Krispy Kreme truck today.

On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:12:29 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:08:46 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:06:39 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:36 -0500, Wavy G
>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>>>>>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>>>>>>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>>>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>>>>>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>>>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>>>>>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>>>>>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>>>>>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>>>>>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>>>>>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>>>>>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>>>>>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>>>>>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>>>>>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>>>>>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>>>>>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>>>>>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>>>>>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>>>>>> >>>> the next few hours."
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>>>>>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>>>>>> >>>> you, Norm."
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>>>>>>> >show up with five.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >That's hurts, man.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>>>>>>hunting season.
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
>>>>>Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
>>>>>believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
>>>>>therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
>>>>>didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.
>>>>
>>>>GROW THE BEARD, MAN
>>>>
>>>
>>>I'M TRYING!!!1 i'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND IT;S OLNY
>>>"STUBBLE"!!!
>>
>>I have used the Google to get you some help:
>>
>>http://www.beards.org/
>>
>>"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent,
>>sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly
>>things."
>>
>>These are words to live by. Perhaps there is some beard tonic there
>>you can buy.
>
>are you saying you have a proclivity towards bearded men, jade?

GROW THE BEARD, MAN!

Jade

 

On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:37:39 -0600, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <WmO3j.3538$Dt4.1959@newssvr19.news.prodigy.net>,
>pscissons@sbcglobal.net took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill,
>and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>>
>> "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
>> news:cretk31n9nradqtqgru3rr2bf61a0609vb@4ax.com...
>> > On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:21:38 -0600, trippy
>> > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>> > >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> > >
>> > >> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>> > >> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> > >> >
>> > >> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>> > >> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took
>> the
>> > >> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus
>> took
>> > >> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> > >> >>>> >
>> > >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> > >> >>>> >>
>> > >> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy
>> G took the
>> > >> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> > >> >>>> >> >
>> > >> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> > >> >>>> >> >>
>> > >> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>> > >> >>>> >> >>
>> > >> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of
>> the doorway
>> > >> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>> > >> >>>> >> >
>> > >> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>> > >> >>>> >>
>> > >> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>> > >> >>>> >
>> > >> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded
>> my
>> > >> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming
>> out of
>> > >> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging
>> on the
>> > >> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to
>> 'jimmy' the
>> > >> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>> > >> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it
>> over. I
>> > >> >>>> was scared for my life."
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you
>> relieved when
>> > >> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the
>> police."
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through
>> that
>> > >> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples
>> to take
>> > >> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the
>> desperation
>> > >> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a
>> couple
>> > >> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>> > >> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I
>> knew
>> > >> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it
>> out for
>> > >> >>>> the next few hours."
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver
>> against
>> > >> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.'
>> Back to
>> > >> >>>> you, Norm."
>> > >> >>>>
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>Dude. That was cold.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>> > >> >show up with five.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >That's hurts, man.
>> > >>
>> > >> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > >Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>> > >hunting season.
>> >
>> > It's duck season.Wabbit season. Duck season. Wabbit season.
>> >
>> > Jade
>> >
>>
>> I fixored it for you. YW.
>>
>
>BLAM!

Thankthth! What a revoltin' development!

Jade

 

Re: Wavy's Beard [Re: Someone stole a Krispy Kreme truck today.

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:37:01 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:12:29 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:08:46 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:06:39 -0500, Wavy G
>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:36 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <jg0rk35fienni91hfslb1mg13hvr0csm8u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>>>>>>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>>>>>>>> >><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>>>>> >>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>>>>>>> >>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>>>>>>> >>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>>>>>>> >>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>>>>>>> >>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>>>>>>> >>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>>>>>>> >>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>>>>>>> >>>> was scared for my life."
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>>>>>>> >>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>>>>>>> >>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>>>>>>> >>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>>>>>>> >>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>>>>>>> >>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>>>>>>> >>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>>>>>>> >>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>>>>>>> >>>> the next few hours."
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>>>>>>> >>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>>>>>>> >>>> you, Norm."
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>Dude. That was cold.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>>>>>>>> >show up with five.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >That's hurts, man.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You can show him. Grow the beard, man.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yeah, grow the beard. You should be doing it anyway, since it's deer
>>>>>>>hunting season.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't know what this means, but I feel that you are implying that I,
>>>>>>Wavy G, am a "redneck." And, as I am NO redneck--I am an "artist," I
>>>>>>believe in equality, I love all races, and I support lesbianism--I must
>>>>>>therefore (spelling?) killfile you until further notice. I'm sorry it
>>>>>>didn't work out. I love everywon. *PLONK*.
>>>>>
>>>>>GROW THE BEARD, MAN
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'M TRYING!!!1 i'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND IT;S OLNY
>>>>"STUBBLE"!!!
>>>
>>>I have used the Google to get you some help:
>>>
>>>http://www.beards.org/
>>>
>>>"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent,
>>>sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly
>>>things."
>>>
>>>These are words to live by. Perhaps there is some beard tonic there
>>>you can buy.
>>
>>are you saying you have a proclivity towards bearded men, jade?
>
>GROW THE BEARD, MAN!

indeed. and how about rugged, long stubble? what about that?

--
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