Someone stole a Krispy Kreme truck today.

In article <biemk3hufruteghmnad3i1c3e35vvgblhm@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:04 -0600, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:
>
> >In article <995ik35646bt0u1248tnaaij22q4hmedr5@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>
> >> >mimus wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
> >> >>
> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
> >> >> of them?
> >> >>
> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
> >> >supper).
> >> >
> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
> >> >well.
> >>
> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."HYDROLYZABLE".....
> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
> >>
> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................
> >>
> >
> >No shit. I need a thesaurus and a dictionary. Stat.
>
> I am thinking a chemistry degree would be helpful.
>

I don't have that kind of time.

--
trippy
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NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>
> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>
> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >>
> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >
> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>
> I wonder how many people got tasered?

During the call? Probably none. Probably.


--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:28:49 -0600, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <biemk3hufruteghmnad3i1c3e35vvgblhm@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:04 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:
>>
>> >In article <995ik35646bt0u1248tnaaij22q4hmedr5@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>
>> >> >mimus wrote:
>> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
>> >> >> of them?
>> >> >>
>> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
>> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
>> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
>> >> >supper).
>> >> >
>> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
>> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
>> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
>> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
>> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
>> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
>> >> >well.
>> >>
>> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
>> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."HYDROLYZABLE".....
>> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
>> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
>> >>
>> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................
>> >>
>> >
>> >No shit. I need a thesaurus and a dictionary. Stat.
>>
>> I am thinking a chemistry degree would be helpful.
>>
>
>I don't have that kind of time.

What kind do you have?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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In article <5u2nk3hktkbf0a0me5ulbi90otlldqc8ok@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:28:49 -0600, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <biemk3hufruteghmnad3i1c3e35vvgblhm@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:04 -0600, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:
> >>
> >> >In article <995ik35646bt0u1248tnaaij22q4hmedr5@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>
> >> >> >mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
> >> >> >> of them?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
> >> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
> >> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
> >> >> >supper).
> >> >> >
> >> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
> >> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
> >> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
> >> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
> >> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
> >> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
> >> >> >well.
> >> >>
> >> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
> >> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."HYDROLYZABLE".....
> >> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
> >> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
> >> >>
> >> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >No shit. I need a thesaurus and a dictionary. Stat.
> >>
> >> I am thinking a chemistry degree would be helpful.
> >>
> >
> >I don't have that kind of time.
>
> What kind do you have?
>

The Smokey and The Bandit Beer Run kind.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

In article <zbOdnU812eqUqdbanZ2dnUVZ_r_inZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:45 -0600, trippy wrote:
>
> > In article <tu1mk39h5a1kvcrfiqt118f88dqc723d4u@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
> > the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
> >> >
> >> >The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
> >>
> >> hee!
> >>
> >> Do you thikn the cops impounded it as "evidence?"
> >
> > Only if someone steals a coffee truck.
>
> That whole story is full of holes.

Uh, we had to eat 'em. They were gonna rot.


--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:00:34 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>
>> In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>
>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>> >But he got nabbed.
>>>
>>> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>
>> Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>
>I wonder how many people got tasered?

i didnt get tasered. probably because i wasnt there. damn.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:28:25 -0600, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <5u2nk3hktkbf0a0me5ulbi90otlldqc8ok@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:28:49 -0600, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <biemk3hufruteghmnad3i1c3e35vvgblhm@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:04 -0600, in
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
>> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <995ik35646bt0u1248tnaaij22q4hmedr5@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
>> >> >> >> of them?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
>> >> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
>> >> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
>> >> >> >supper).
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
>> >> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
>> >> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
>> >> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
>> >> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
>> >> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
>> >> >> >well.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
>> >> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."HYDROLYZABLE".....
>> >> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
>> >> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
>> >> >>
>> >> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >No shit. I need a thesaurus and a dictionary. Stat.
>> >>
>> >> I am thinking a chemistry degree would be helpful.
>> >>
>> >
>> >I don't have that kind of time.
>>
>> What kind do you have?
>>
>
>The Smokey and The Bandit Beer Run kind.

Whew, I thought we were gonna need physics degrees too.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:52:41 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:00:34 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>
>>> In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>> hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>
>>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>> >But he got nabbed.
>>>>
>>>> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>
>>> Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>
>>I wonder how many people got tasered?
>
>i didnt get tasered. probably because i wasnt there. damn.

"Gimme, gimme shock treatment"

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

In article <ls5nk353ct1hi5ib3k16cblgcucem1tbbq@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:28:25 -0600, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <5u2nk3hktkbf0a0me5ulbi90otlldqc8ok@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:28:49 -0600, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >In article <biemk3hufruteghmnad3i1c3e35vvgblhm@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
> >> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:04 -0600, in
> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <995ik35646bt0u1248tnaaij22q4hmedr5@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >mimus wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
> >> >> >> >> of them?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
> >> >> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
> >> >> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
> >> >> >> >supper).
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
> >> >> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
> >> >> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
> >> >> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
> >> >> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
> >> >> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
> >> >> >> >well.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
> >> >> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."HYDROLYZABLE".....
> >> >> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
> >> >> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >No shit. I need a thesaurus and a dictionary. Stat.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am thinking a chemistry degree would be helpful.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >I don't have that kind of time.
> >>
> >> What kind do you have?
> >>
> >
> >The Smokey and The Bandit Beer Run kind.
>
> Whew, I thought we were gonna need physics degrees too.
>
>

YOU! YOU DOUBT MY POWER?!?

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:

>In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>
>> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>
>> >> >But he got nabbed.
>> >>
>> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>> >
>> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>
>> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>
>During the call? Probably none. Probably.

I can just see the news interview now:

News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"

Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
was scared for my life."

NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
the police finally showed up?"

TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."

NR: "Oh, I see."

TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.

"They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"

NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."

TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
the next few hours."

NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
you, Norm."

 

On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:18:25 -0600, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:

>In article <ls5nk353ct1hi5ib3k16cblgcucem1tbbq@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:28:25 -0600, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <5u2nk3hktkbf0a0me5ulbi90otlldqc8ok@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:28:49 -0600, in the land of
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
>> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <biemk3hufruteghmnad3i1c3e35vvgblhm@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>> >> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:04 -0600, in
>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, trippy
>> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> bloviated:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >In article <995ik35646bt0u1248tnaaij22q4hmedr5@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >> >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >mimus wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
>> >> >> >> >> of them?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
>> >> >> >> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
>> >> >> >> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
>> >> >> >> >supper).
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
>> >> >> >> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
>> >> >> >> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
>> >> >> >> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
>> >> >> >> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
>> >> >> >> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
>> >> >> >> >well.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
>> >> >> >> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."HYDROLYZABLE".....
>> >> >> >> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
>> >> >> >> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >No shit. I need a thesaurus and a dictionary. Stat.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I am thinking a chemistry degree would be helpful.
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >I don't have that kind of time.
>> >>
>> >> What kind do you have?
>> >>
>> >
>> >The Smokey and The Bandit Beer Run kind.
>>
>> Whew, I thought we were gonna need physics degrees too.
>>
>>
>
>YOU! YOU DOUBT MY POWER?!?

That's just the beer speaking.

 

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:44:07 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>
>>> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>
>>> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >
>>> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>> >>
>>> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>> >>
>>> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>> >
>>> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>
>>> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>
>>During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>
> I can just see the news interview now:
>
> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>
> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> was scared for my life."
>
> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> the police finally showed up?"
>
> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>
> NR: "Oh, I see."
>
> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>
> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>
> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>
> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> Bavarian crme TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> the next few hours."
>
> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> you, Norm."

*Damn* that was chilling.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >>
> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >>
> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >> >>
> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >> >
> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >>
> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >
> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>
> I can just see the news interview now:
>
> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>
> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> was scared for my life."
>
> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> the police finally showed up?"
>
> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>
> NR: "Oh, I see."
>
> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>
> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>
> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>
> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> the next few hours."
>
> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> you, Norm."
>

I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>> >> >
>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>> >>
>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>> >
>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>
>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>
>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>
>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>> was scared for my life."
>>
>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>> the police finally showed up?"
>>
>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>
>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>
>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>
>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>
>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>
>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>> the next few hours."
>>
>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>> you, Norm."
>>
>
>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.

Dude. That was cold.

Jade

 

Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>
>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >
>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>> >>
>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>> >
>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>
>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>
>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>
>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>> was scared for my life."
>>>
>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>
>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>
>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>
>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>
>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>
>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>
>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>> the next few hours."
>>>
>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>> you, Norm."
>>>
>>
>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>
>Dude. That was cold.

I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
show up with five.

That's hurts, man.

 

On Nov 25, 4:34 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>
>
>
>
> >mimus wrote:
> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:27:19 -0600, trippy wrote:
>
> >>>But he got nabbed. Awwwww. No donuts for him.
>
> >>>The next heist would have been a milk truck. I just know it.
>
> >> Can you burn those in a gas tank? or at least whatever you can wring out
> >> of them?
>
> >Yes. I have done the extraction. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. I was
> >bored. I had stale creme-filled donuts left over from a Friday
> >afternoon meeting (postponed from the AM - nobody wanted to spoil their
> >supper).
>
> >All the 'creme' fats were saponifiable and, therefore good for
> >transesterification into biodiesel. Further, the sugar was entirely
> >crytallizable sucrose (no racemized goo) so conversion to ethanol would
> >have been complete. The donut 'shell' itself wasn't analyzed beyond fat
> >extraction but I believe much of it consisted of hydrolyzable starch
> >which could have been processed to dextrose for ethanol production as
> >well.
>
> ...BRAIN ON OVERLOAD...
> "SAPONIFIABLE"..."TRANSESTERIFICATION"..."CRYSTALLIZABLE"..."RACEMIZED"..."-HYDROLYZABLE".....
> DON'T KNOW WORDS... MUST USE ONLINE DICTIONARY... FEELING WEAK...
> WEAKNESS...WEAKNESS...*GASP*.......DYING..........
>
> ...LAST POST EVER.........................................- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

i know, i agree

USE THE NET FOR PORN FOR FUCKS SAKE.

 

In article <92tok31v5anle1jo8ui5r5dj5gp7unjrul@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>
> >> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> >> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >> >>
> >> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >> >
> >> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> >>
> >> I can just see the news interview now:
> >>
> >> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> >>
> >> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> >> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> >> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> >> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> >> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> >> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> >> was scared for my life."
> >>
> >> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> >> the police finally showed up?"
> >>
> >> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
> >>
> >> NR: "Oh, I see."
> >>
> >> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> >> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> >>
> >> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> >> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> >> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> >>
> >> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> >>
> >> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> >> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> >> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> >> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> >> the next few hours."
> >>
> >> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> >> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> >> you, Norm."
> >>
> >
> >I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>
> Dude. That was cold.
>

Like Ivan Drago "I must break you" cold?

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

In article <shrpk3lll7jgdk2g8pnng1pg8pibr6q303@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
> ><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >
> >>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>
> >>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>
> >>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
> >>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>> >
> >>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
> >>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
> >>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
> >>> >
> >>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
> >>>
> >>> I can just see the news interview now:
> >>>
> >>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
> >>>
> >>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
> >>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
> >>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
> >>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
> >>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
> >>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
> >>> was scared for my life."
> >>>
> >>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
> >>> the police finally showed up?"
> >>>
> >>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
> >>>
> >>> NR: "Oh, I see."
> >>>
> >>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
> >>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
> >>>
> >>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
> >>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
> >>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
> >>>
> >>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
> >>>
> >>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
> >>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
> >>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
> >>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
> >>> the next few hours."
> >>>
> >>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
> >>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
> >>> you, Norm."
> >>>
> >>
> >>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
> >
> >Dude. That was cold.
>
> I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
> show up with five.
>
> That's hurts, man.
>

I rate this post 3 stars.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"

 

On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:34:21 -0600, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <92tok31v5anle1jo8ui5r5dj5gp7unjrul@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>> >> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>> >> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>> >> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>> >> >
>> >> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>> >>
>> >> I can just see the news interview now:
>> >>
>> >> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>> >>
>> >> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>> >> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>> >> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>> >> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>> >> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>> >> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>> >> was scared for my life."
>> >>
>> >> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>> >> the police finally showed up?"
>> >>
>> >> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>> >>
>> >> NR: "Oh, I see."
>> >>
>> >> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>> >> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>> >>
>> >> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>> >> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>> >> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>> >>
>> >> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>> >>
>> >> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>> >> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>> >> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>> >> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>> >> the next few hours."
>> >>
>> >> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>> >> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>> >> you, Norm."
>> >>
>> >
>> >I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>
>> Dude. That was cold.
>>
>
>Like Ivan Drago "I must break you" cold?

Yah like that, but fuzzier.

Jade

 

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:47 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:43:08 -0600, trippy
>><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <v8knk310bchnsgst5uj9chg4eq841erbns@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>
>>>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <N_idnfUhP4N4rtbanZ2dnUVZ_vLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus took
>>>> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:46:24 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> > In article <2pbhk3tfql42rj1lbdd7dhfsoh2l5m9k9k@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>>> >> > hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >But he got nabbed.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> Imagine that. I'd hate to have been standing in the way of the doorway
>>>> >> >> at the police station when *that* won was radioed in...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > Maybe if I had anti-trampling armor on.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I wonder how many people got tasered?
>>>> >
>>>> >During the call? Probably none. Probably.
>>>>
>>>> I can just see the news interview now:
>>>>
>>>> News Reporter: "Can you describe what happened this evening, sir?"
>>>>
>>>> Truck Driver: "Oh my GOD, it was terrible. First, they surrounded my
>>>> truck. There were dozens of them; it was like they were coming out of
>>>> the woodwork. They were 'hooting' and 'caterwauling' and banging on the
>>>> truck with their sticks. It was like a riot. They tried to 'jimmy' the
>>>> back doors open, and then, they gathered around on either side and
>>>> started rocking the truck back and forth, as if trying to tip it over. I
>>>> was scared for my life."
>>>>
>>>> NR: "My goodness. That sounds pretty traumatic. Were you relieved when
>>>> the police finally showed up?"
>>>>
>>>> TD: "Hmm? Oh, no. No, you misunderstand me. This *was* the police."
>>>>
>>>> NR: "Oh, I see."
>>>>
>>>> TD: "Yeah, the robbery was just a casual thing. I've been through that
>>>> a couple times before. No biggie. But those police...God.
>>>>
>>>> "They *said* they were just trying to get a hold of some samples to take
>>>> back to the crime lab, but I knew better. I could sense the desperation
>>>> in their faces--like junkies looking for a hit, you know?"
>>>>
>>>> NR: "Well, you're a brave man for what you've been through."
>>>>
>>>> TD: "Thanks. As I fled the scene in terror, I could overhear a couple
>>>> of them screaming: 'The streets will flow with raspberry jam and
>>>> Bavarian cr?me TONIGHT!' I ducked into a nearby meth-lab--where I knew
>>>> it would be safe from any police snooping around--and waited it out for
>>>> the next few hours."
>>>>
>>>> NR: "Well, there you have it, folks: won courageous truck driver against
>>>> a horrid mob of men in blue with an overactive 'sweet-tooth.' Back to
>>>> you, Norm."
>>>>
>>>
>>>I rate this post 4 stars. But you're still no Richard Simmons.
>>
>>Dude. That was cold.
>
>I know. *Four* stars? I mean, I've seen some of Hillstrom's rubbish
>show up with five.
>
>That's hurts, man.

You can show him. Grow the beard, man.

Jade