shirley

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Steve Leyland, Nov 18, 2007.

  1. just an idea here.
    we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend online?
    I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a fiver, if
    everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us, right?

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    Earth is full. Go home.
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
    spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
    returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all:
    Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet
    now and move on.
    Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the
    truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right
    includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive
    and impart information and ideas
    through any media and regardless of frontiers."
    Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds,
    not words, and make the land green again.
    They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
    environment."


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  2. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > just an idea here.
    > we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend online?
    > I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a fiver, if
    > everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us, right?


    You guys will never know how much I love ya all.

    I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going until
    after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and medicines
    coming in.

    I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...

    Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore cancer and
    that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects. I have to go off
    my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to go off for more than 2
    days as I will have a bad blood clotting issue...and I really do not want
    anymore clots in my lungs...that was scary being told you were not going to
    live the night.

    You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)

    >
    > --
    > Steve Leyland
    > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    >
    > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    >
    > Earth is full. Go home.
    > ======================================================================
    > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    > to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    > gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    > kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    > wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    > defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
    > spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
    > returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    > than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    >
    > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    > alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    > ======================================================================
    > "Warning to all:
    > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet
    > now and move on.
    > Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the
    > truth. You have been warned.
    > *plonk*"
    >
    > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    > ======================================================================
    > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    >
    > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    > ======================================================================
    > "I went to the Garden of Love,
    > And saw what I never had seen;
    > A Chapel was built in the midst,
    > Where I used to play on the green.
    >
    > And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    > So I turned to the Garden of Love
    > That so many sweet flowers bore.
    >
    > And I saw it was filled with graves,
    > And tombstones where flowers should be;
    > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    > And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    >
    > William Blake.
    > ======================================================================
    > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right
    > includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek,
    > receive
    > and impart information and ideas
    > through any media and regardless of frontiers."
    > Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
    > ======================================================================
    > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds,
    > not words, and make the land green again.
    > They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
    > environment."
    >
    >
    > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    > '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    > (,_..----''' (,..--''
    >
    >
    > meow
    >
    >
     
  3. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Shirley
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
    : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    : : just an idea here.
    : : we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend
    : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a
    : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    : : right?
    :
    : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    :
    : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and
    : medicines coming in.

    yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    where do I donate my humble fiver?
    :
    : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...

    wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you email me
    your postal addy.

    :
    : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects.
    : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to
    : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad blood clotting
    : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my lungs...that was
    : scary being told you were not going to live the night.

    <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>

    :
    : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)

    shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.



    :
    : :
    : : --
    : : Steve Leyland
    : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    : :
    : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    : :
    : : Earth is full. Go home.
    : : ======================================================================
    : : "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular
    : : responsibility
    : : to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    : : convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    : : gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    : : kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    : : wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    : : defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no
    : : doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ...
    : : then
    : : returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    : : than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    : :
    : : HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young
    : : boys, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    : : ======================================================================
    : : "Warning to all:
    : : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
    : : muppet now and move on.
    : : Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal
    : : the truth. You have been warned.
    : : *plonk*"
    : :
    : : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    : : ======================================================================
    : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
    : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
    : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
    : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV
    : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering,
    : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more
    : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    : : for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    : : slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    : :
    : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    : : ======================================================================
    : : "I went to the Garden of Love,
    : : And saw what I never had seen;
    : : A Chapel was built in the midst,
    : : Where I used to play on the green.
    : :
    : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    : : So I turned to the Garden of Love
    : : That so many sweet flowers bore.
    : :
    : : And I saw it was filled with graves,
    : : And tombstones where flowers should be;
    : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    : : And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    : :
    : : William Blake.
    : : ======================================================================
    : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    : : seek, receive
    : : and impart information and ideas
    : : through any media and regardless of frontiers."
    : : Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
    : : ======================================================================
    : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
    : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
    : : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again.
    : : They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
    : : environment."
    : :
    : :
    : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    : : (,_..----''' (,..--''
    : :
    : :
    : : meow

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    If James Bond was an Amish spy, he would drink buttermilk. Shaken not
    churned.
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow
     
  4. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    In article <%tY%i.1371$Di2.175@bignews1.bellsouth.net>, bigd1999
    @bellsoutj.net says...
    >
    > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    > message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > > just an idea here.
    > > we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend online?
    > > I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a fiver, if
    > > everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us, right?

    >
    > You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    >
    > I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going until
    > after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and medicines
    > coming in.
    >

    YAY!!!! :)

    The offer still stands though, ok.

    > I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    >

    I'll get tiddlypeep to make you one. She's really good.

    > Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore cancer and
    > that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects. I have to go off
    > my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to go off for more than 2
    > days as I will have a bad blood clotting issue...and I really do not want
    > anymore clots in my lungs...that was scary being told you were not going to
    > live the night.
    >

    I shall keep fingers and toes crossed.

    > You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    >

    He's a nice guy.

    --


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  5. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    In article <fhpn3j$io1$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
    steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid says...
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Shirley
    > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
    > : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > : : just an idea here.
    > : : we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend
    > : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a
    > : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    > : : right?
    > :
    > : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    > :
    > : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    > : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and
    > : medicines coming in.
    >
    > yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    > where do I donate my humble fiver?
    > :
    > : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    >
    > wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you email me
    > your postal addy.
    >
    > :
    > : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    > : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects.
    > : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to
    > : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad blood clotting
    > : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my lungs...that was
    > : scary being told you were not going to live the night.
    >
    > <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>
    >
    > :
    > : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    >
    > shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.
    >

    BAH! There's nothing evul about you.

    You should get your arse over here for a visit, you know. We should get
    Peter to do the same.

    --


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  6. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    news:MPG.21aa7be2b8affd159897c0@nntp.motzarella.org...
    In article <fhpn3j$io1$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
    steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid says...
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Shirley
    > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
    > : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > : : just an idea here.
    > : : we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend
    > : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a
    > : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    > : : right?
    > :
    > : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    > :
    > : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    > : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and
    > : medicines coming in.
    >
    > yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    > where do I donate my humble fiver?
    > :
    > : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    >
    > wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you email me
    > your postal addy.
    >
    > :
    > : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    > : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects.
    > : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to
    > : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad blood clotting
    > : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my lungs...that was
    > : scary being told you were not going to live the night.
    >
    > <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>
    >
    > :
    > : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    >
    > shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.
    >

    BAH! There's nothing evul about you.

    You should get your arse over here for a visit, you know. We should get
    Peter to do the same.

    If Steve shows up, you have to give him a hug for me...

    --


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  7. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    news:MPG.21aa7b8d207a9e889897bf@nntp.motzarella.org...
    In article <%tY%i.1371$Di2.175@bignews1.bellsouth.net>, bigd1999
    @bellsoutj.net says...
    >
    > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    > message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > > just an idea here.
    > > we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend online?
    > > I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a fiver, if
    > > everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us, right?

    >
    > You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    >
    > I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    > until
    > after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and medicines
    > coming in.
    >

    YAY!!!! :)

    The offer still stands though, ok.

    I know sweetie...thank you so much for caring.

    > I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    >

    I'll get tiddlypeep to make you one. She's really good.

    Do you have my snail mail yet?

    > Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore cancer
    > and
    > that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects. I have to go
    > off
    > my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to go off for more than
    > 2
    > days as I will have a bad blood clotting issue...and I really do not want
    > anymore clots in my lungs...that was scary being told you were not going
    > to
    > live the night.
    >

    I shall keep fingers and toes crossed.

    > You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    >

    He's a nice guy.

    <sigh>

    If I were not happily married and 40 years younger... ;o)

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  8. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    message news:fhpn3j$io1$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Shirley
    > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
    > : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > : : just an idea here.
    > : : we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend
    > : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a
    > : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    > : : right?
    > :
    > : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    > :
    > : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    > : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and
    > : medicines coming in.
    >
    > yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    > where do I donate my humble fiver?


    I am sending you a name and email address okay?

    > :
    > : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    >
    > wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you email me
    > your postal addy.


    Sending with email addy..

    >
    > :
    > : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    > : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects.
    > : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to
    > : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad blood clotting
    > : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my lungs...that was
    > : scary being told you were not going to live the night.
    >
    > <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>


    I can feel it working...it is warm.

    >
    > :
    > : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    >
    > shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.


    Yeah...right...evul troll... ;o)

    >
    >
    >
    > :
    > : :
    > : : --
    > : : Steve Leyland
    > : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    > : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    > : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    > : :
    > : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    > : :
    > : : Earth is full. Go home.
    > : : ======================================================================
    > : : "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular
    > : : responsibility
    > : : to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    > : : convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    > : : gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    > : : kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    > : : wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    > : : defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no
    > : : doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ...
    > : : then
    > : : returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    > : : than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    > : :
    > : : HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young
    > : : boys, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    > : : ======================================================================
    > : : "Warning to all:
    > : : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
    > : : muppet now and move on.
    > : : Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal
    > : : the truth. You have been warned.
    > : : *plonk*"
    > : :
    > : : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    > : : ======================================================================
    > : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    > : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    > : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    > : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
    > : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
    > : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
    > : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV
    > : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering,
    > : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more
    > : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    > : : for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    > : : slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    > : :
    > : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    > : : ======================================================================
    > : : "I went to the Garden of Love,
    > : : And saw what I never had seen;
    > : : A Chapel was built in the midst,
    > : : Where I used to play on the green.
    > : :
    > : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    > : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    > : : So I turned to the Garden of Love
    > : : That so many sweet flowers bore.
    > : :
    > : : And I saw it was filled with graves,
    > : : And tombstones where flowers should be;
    > : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    > : : And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    > : :
    > : : William Blake.
    > : : ======================================================================
    > : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    > : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    > : : seek, receive
    > : : and impart information and ideas
    > : : through any media and regardless of frontiers."
    > : : Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
    > : : ======================================================================
    > : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
    > : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
    > : : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again.
    > : : They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
    > : : environment."
    > : :
    > : :
    > : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    > : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    > : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    > : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    > : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    > : : (,_..----''' (,..--''
    > : :
    > : :
    > : : meow
    >
    > --
    > Steve Leyland
    > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    >
    > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    >
    > If James Bond was an Amish spy, he would drink buttermilk. Shaken not
    > churned.
    > ======================================================================
    > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    > to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    > gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    > he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    > and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    > moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    > defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    > his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    > nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    >
    > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    > alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    > ======================================================================
    > "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    > Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    > his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    > *plonk*"
    >
    > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    > ======================================================================
    > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    >
    > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    > ======================================================================
    > "I went to the Garden of Love,
    > And saw what I never had seen;
    > A Chapel was built in the midst,
    > Where I used to play on the green.
    >
    > And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    > So I turned to the Garden of Love
    > That so many sweet flowers bore.
    >
    > And I saw it was filled with graves,
    > And tombstones where flowers should be;
    > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    > And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    >
    > William Blake.
    > ======================================================================
    > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    > article 19.
    > ======================================================================
    > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
    >
    >
    > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    > '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    > (,_..----''' (,..--''
    >
    >
    > meow
    >
    >
     
  9. "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    news:jt_%i.1535$497.1500@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
    >
    > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    > message news:fhpn3j$io1$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called

    Shirley
    > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    > >
    > > : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
    > > : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > > : : just an idea here.
    > > : : we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend
    > > : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a
    > > : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    > > : : right?
    > > :
    > > : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    > > :
    > > : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    > > : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and
    > > : medicines coming in.
    > >
    > > yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    > > where do I donate my humble fiver?

    >
    > I am sending you a name and email address okay?
    >
    > > :
    > > : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    > >
    > > wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you email me
    > > your postal addy.

    >
    > Sending with email addy..
    >
    > >
    > > :
    > > : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    > > : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects.
    > > : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to
    > > : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad blood clotting
    > > : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my lungs...that was
    > > : scary being told you were not going to live the night.
    > >
    > > <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>

    >
    > I can feel it working...it is warm.
    >
    > >
    > > :
    > > : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    > >
    > > shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.

    >
    > Yeah...right...evul troll... ;o)


    Pleace to be sneding me yer addy also too. Um, how do you feel about comical
    cards?

    Smee

    >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > :
    > > : :
    > > : : --
    > > : : Steve Leyland
    > > : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    > > : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    > > : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    > > : :
    > > : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    > > : :
    > > : : Earth is full. Go home.
    > > : :

    ======================================================================
    > > : : "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular
    > > : : responsibility
    > > : : to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    > > : : convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    > > : : gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    > > : : kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    > > : : wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    > > : : defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no
    > > : : doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ...
    > > : : then
    > > : : returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    > > : : than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    > > : :
    > > : : HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young
    > > : : boys, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    > > : :

    ======================================================================
    > > : : "Warning to all:
    > > : : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
    > > : : muppet now and move on.
    > > : : Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal
    > > : : the truth. You have been warned.
    > > : : *plonk*"
    > > : :
    > > : : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    > > : :

    ======================================================================
    > > : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    > > : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    > > : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    > > : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
    > > : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
    > > : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
    > > : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV
    > > : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering,
    > > : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more
    > > : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    > > : : for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    > > : : slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    > > : :
    > > : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    > > : :

    ======================================================================
    > > : : "I went to the Garden of Love,
    > > : : And saw what I never had seen;
    > > : : A Chapel was built in the midst,
    > > : : Where I used to play on the green.
    > > : :
    > > : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    > > : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    > > : : So I turned to the Garden of Love
    > > : : That so many sweet flowers bore.
    > > : :
    > > : : And I saw it was filled with graves,
    > > : : And tombstones where flowers should be;
    > > : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    > > : : And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    > > : :
    > > : : William Blake.
    > > : :

    ======================================================================
    > > : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    > > : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    > > : : seek, receive
    > > : : and impart information and ideas
    > > : : through any media and regardless of frontiers."
    > > : : Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
    > > : :

    ======================================================================
    > > : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
    > > : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
    > > : : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again.
    > > : : They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
    > > : : environment."
    > > : :
    > > : :
    > > : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    > > : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    > > : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    > > : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    > > : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    > > : : (,_..----''' (,..--''
    > > : :
    > > : :
    > > : : meow
    > >
    > > --
    > > Steve Leyland
    > > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    > > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    > > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    > >
    > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    > >
    > > If James Bond was an Amish spy, he would drink buttermilk. Shaken not
    > > churned.
    > > ======================================================================
    > > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    > > to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    > > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    > > gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    > > he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    > > and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    > > moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    > > defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    > > his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    > > nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    > >
    > > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    > > alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    > > ======================================================================
    > > "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    > > Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    > > his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    > > *plonk*"
    > >
    > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    > > ======================================================================
    > > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    > > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    > > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    > > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    > > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    > > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    > > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    > > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    > > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    > > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    > > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    > >
    > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    > > ======================================================================
    > > "I went to the Garden of Love,
    > > And saw what I never had seen;
    > > A Chapel was built in the midst,
    > > Where I used to play on the green.
    > >
    > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    > > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    > > So I turned to the Garden of Love
    > > That so many sweet flowers bore.
    > >
    > > And I saw it was filled with graves,
    > > And tombstones where flowers should be;
    > > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    > > And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    > >
    > > William Blake.
    > > ======================================================================
    > > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    > > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    > > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    > > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    > > article 19.
    > > ======================================================================
    > > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    > > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    > > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    > > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
    > >
    > >
    > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    > > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    > > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    > > '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    > > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    > > (,_..----''' (,..--''
    > >
    > >
    > > meow
    > >
    > >

    >
    >
     
  10. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    Shirley wrote:

    >
    > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    > news:MPG.21aa7be2b8affd159897c0@nntp.motzarella.org... In article
    > <fhpn3j$io1$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
    > steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid says...
    > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    > > Shirley stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    > >
    > >: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid>

    > wrote
    > > : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > > : : just an idea here.
    > > : : we flonkers could throw a few # or $ in to help keep our friend
    > > : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off
    > > with a : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay
    > > with us, : : right?
    > > :
    > > : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    > > :
    > > : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us
    > > going : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my
    > > internet and : medicines coming in.
    > >
    > > yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    > > where do I donate my humble fiver?
    > > :
    > > : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many
    > > cards...
    > >
    > > wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you
    > > email me your postal addy.
    > >
    > > :
    > > : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    > > : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse
    > > effects. : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was
    > > warned not to : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad
    > > blood clotting : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in
    > > my lungs...that was : scary being told you were not going to live
    > > the night.
    > >
    > > <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>
    > >
    > > :
    > > : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    > >
    > > shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.
    > >

    > BAH! There's nothing evul about you.
    >
    > You should get your arse over here for a visit, you know. We should
    > get Peter to do the same.
    >
    > If Steve shows up, you have to give him a hug for me...


    I will, if he ever manage to get here.

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  11. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    Shirley wrote:

    >
    > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    > news:MPG.21aa7b8d207a9e889897bf@nntp.motzarella.org... In article
    > <%tY%i.1371$Di2.175@bignews1.bellsouth.net>, bigd1999 @bellsoutj.net
    > says...
    > >
    > >"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid>

    > wrote in
    > > message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > >> just an idea here.
    > >> we flonkers could throw a few # or $ in to help keep our friend

    > online? >> I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with
    > a fiver, if >> everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    > right?
    > >
    > > You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    > >
    > > I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us
    > > going until after the first of the year. I can even keep my
    > > internet and medicines coming in.
    > >

    > YAY!!!! :)
    >
    > The offer still stands though, ok.
    >
    > I know sweetie...thank you so much for caring.
    >
    > > I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    > >

    > I'll get tiddlypeep to make you one. She's really good.
    >
    > Do you have my snail mail yet?
    >

    Yep, it's hiding in my mail box somewhere. I just have to wade through
    all the spam to get it. :)

    > > Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    > > cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse
    > > effects. I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was
    > > warned not to go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad
    > > blood clotting issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my
    > > lungs...that was scary being told you were not going to live the
    > > night.
    > >

    > I shall keep fingers and toes crossed.
    >
    > > You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    > >

    > He's a nice guy.
    >
    > <sigh>
    >
    > If I were not happily married and 40 years younger... ;o)


    Hey, my mum has a 29 year old bf, so I don't see what the problem is.
    Well, except for the fact that Dan wouldn't like it. lol

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  12. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
    news:Gcb0j.60196$RX.13768@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net...
    >
    > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    > news:jt_%i.1535$497.1500@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
    >>
    >> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    >> message news:fhpn3j$io1$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called

    > Shirley
    >> > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >> >
    >> > : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
    >> > : in message news:fhphbu$7cc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    >> > : : just an idea here.
    >> > : : we flonkers could throw a few ? or $ in to help keep our friend
    >> > : : online? I'm as poor as a church mouse but I'll start it off with a
    >> > : : fiver, if everyone matches that she'll be able to stay with us,
    >> > : : right?
    >> > :
    >> > : You guys will never know how much I love ya all.
    >> > :
    >> > : I have help coming in as we speak. It will be enough to keep us going
    >> > : until after the first of the year. I can even keep my internet and
    >> > : medicines coming in.
    >> >
    >> > yay, this is moist excellent news!!1!
    >> > where do I donate my humble fiver?

    >>
    >> I am sending you a name and email address okay?
    >>
    >> > :
    >> > : I would love to get some Christmas cards...I don't get many cards...
    >> >
    >> > wot, an actual snail mail card? I serpently can do that if you email me
    >> > your postal addy.

    >>
    >> Sending with email addy..
    >>
    >> >
    >> > :
    >> > : Just keep kindly thoughts and prayers that I do not have anymore
    >> > : cancer and that I go through the colonoscopy with no adverse effects.
    >> > : I have to go off my blood thinners for 5 days and I was warned not to
    >> > : go off for more than 2 days as I will have a bad blood clotting
    >> > : issue...and I really do not want anymore clots in my lungs...that was
    >> > : scary being told you were not going to live the night.
    >> >
    >> > <sends positive healing vibes via teh internets>

    >>
    >> I can feel it working...it is warm.
    >>
    >> >
    >> > :
    >> > : You will always be my knight in shining armour... ;o)
    >> >
    >> > shhh, stop it. I am an evul troll.

    >>
    >> Yeah...right...evul troll... ;o)

    >
    > Pleace to be sneding me yer addy also too. Um, how do you feel about
    > comical
    > cards?


    The funnier the better... ;o)

    >
    > Smee
    >
    >>
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > :
    >> > : :
    >> > : : --
    >> > : : Steve Leyland
    >> > : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    >> > : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    >> > : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    >> > : :
    >> > : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    >> > : :
    >> > : : Earth is full. Go home.
    >> > : :

    > ======================================================================
    >> > : : "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular
    >> > : : responsibility
    >> > : : to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    >> > : : convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    >> > : : gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    >> > : : kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    >> > : : wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray
    >> > and
    >> > : : defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no
    >> > : : doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ...
    >> > : : then
    >> > : : returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    >> > : : than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    >> > : :
    >> > : : HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young
    >> > : : boys, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    >> > : :

    > ======================================================================
    >> > : : "Warning to all:
    >> > : : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
    >> > : : muppet now and move on.
    >> > : : Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal
    >> > : : the truth. You have been warned.
    >> > : : *plonk*"
    >> > : :
    >> > : : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    >> > : :

    > ======================================================================
    >> > : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    >> > : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    >> > : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    >> > : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
    >> > : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
    >> > : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
    >> > : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV
    >> > : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering,
    >> > : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more
    >> > : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    >> > : : for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    >> > : : slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    >> > : :
    >> > : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    >> > : :

    > ======================================================================
    >> > : : "I went to the Garden of Love,
    >> > : : And saw what I never had seen;
    >> > : : A Chapel was built in the midst,
    >> > : : Where I used to play on the green.
    >> > : :
    >> > : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    >> > : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    >> > : : So I turned to the Garden of Love
    >> > : : That so many sweet flowers bore.
    >> > : :
    >> > : : And I saw it was filled with graves,
    >> > : : And tombstones where flowers should be;
    >> > : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    >> > : : And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    >> > : :
    >> > : : William Blake.
    >> > : :

    > ======================================================================
    >> > : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    >> > : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    >> > : : seek, receive
    >> > : : and impart information and ideas
    >> > : : through any media and regardless of frontiers."
    >> > : : Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
    >> > : :

    > ======================================================================
    >> > : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
    >> > : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
    >> > : : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again.
    >> > : : They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
    >> > : : environment."
    >> > : :
    >> > : :
    >> > : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    >> > : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    >> > : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    >> > : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    >> > : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    >> > : : (,_..----''' (,..--''
    >> > : :
    >> > : :
    >> > : : meow
    >> >
    >> > --
    >> > Steve Leyland
    >> > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    >> > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    >> > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
    >> >
    >> > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
    >> >
    >> > If James Bond was an Amish spy, he would drink buttermilk. Shaken not
    >> > churned.
    >> > ======================================================================
    >> > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    >> > to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    >> > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    >> > gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    >> > he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    >> > and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    >> > moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    >> > defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    >> > his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    >> > nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
    >> >
    >> > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    >> > alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    >> > ======================================================================
    >> > "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    >> > Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    >> > his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    >> > *plonk*"
    >> >
    >> > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    >> > ======================================================================
    >> > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    >> > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    >> > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    >> > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    >> > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    >> > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    >> > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    >> > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    >> > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    >> > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    >> > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
    >> >
    >> > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    >> > ======================================================================
    >> > "I went to the Garden of Love,
    >> > And saw what I never had seen;
    >> > A Chapel was built in the midst,
    >> > Where I used to play on the green.
    >> >
    >> > And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    >> > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    >> > So I turned to the Garden of Love
    >> > That so many sweet flowers bore.
    >> >
    >> > And I saw it was filled with graves,
    >> > And tombstones where flowers should be;
    >> > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    >> > And binding with briars my joys and desires."
    >> >
    >> > William Blake.
    >> > ======================================================================
    >> > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    >> > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    >> > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    >> > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    >> > article 19.
    >> > ======================================================================
    >> > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    >> > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    >> > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    >> > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    >> > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    >> > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    >> > '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    >> > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    >> > (,_..----''' (,..--''
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > meow
    >> >
    >> >

    >>
    >>

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