You can't even buy a good Republican Tea Bagger these days. What is the GOP coming to anyway? Sheldon Adelson Says No Republican Candidate Worth Buying Posted by Andy Borowitz LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)—The casino billionaire and Republican kingmaker Sheldon Adelson met several 2016 G.O.P. candidates available for purchase over the weekend, but decided to buy none of them, Adelson confirmed today. After hearing speeches by Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, and several others who were for sale, Mr. Adelson concluded that none of them are worth owning. “I don’t want to spend millions on another loser,” said Adelson, who purchased both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney in 2012. The casino magnate was scathing in his assessment of the candidates he declined to buy, calling them “a third-rate grab bag of has-beens and dimwits.” “I guess the Republican Party is thinking, Here comes crazy old Sheldon, he’ll blow his money on the first washed-out wingnut we throw out there,” Adelson said. “Well, guess again.” http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...ays-no-republican-candidate-worth-buying.html
Just in case you missed it.... The casino magnate was scathing in his assessment of the candidates he declined to buy, calling them “a third-rate grab bag of has-beens and dimwits.” “I guess the Republican Party is thinking, Here comes crazy old Sheldon, he’ll blow his money on the first washed-out wingnut we throw out there,” Adelson said. “Well, guess again.”
Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox. Really? Are you that incredibly stupid that you are going to accept cartoonish satire as a real news report? Nevermind, I'll answer it for you...YES!!!!
Duuuuuuuuh!!!!!! Hence the title of the thread. No wonder the Right-wing has no comedians. They just don't get humor while being angry old white guys.
Yeah, right. You either got busted spreading misinformation or you were stupid enough to be duped (again) by the far left.......which one is it?
Believe whatever you want but remember, I put funny in the title of the thread, and linked to the source. I think I know what I was posting. I believe it was you that was fooled as your first comment proves. Idiot! Your stupidity is just so glaring. I have fun playing with you dumb monkeys.
What you guy's now have stores to buy politicians in One thing if you open one up over here we will certainly have more of a variety than you guy's do It can be easy with only 2 flavours to pick from LOL Ps yep I reckon most of ours are for sale or at least hire LOL
