Re: Yuletide Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

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  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47721684.D35D119F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > nemo wrote:
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    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:4222F53C.9A44F69A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > Lobar: What one uses to do the limbo.

    > >
    > > Barlow: Sheep with a basso profundo voice - until someone stabs 'im in

    > the
    > > bum with a cheap pocket knife!

    >
    > Bungalows: Where pastries are hanged.


    In the UK, bungallows is where they hang corrupt football managers officials
    and players who've accepted bribes.

    Tyburn Tree: A gallows near Marble Arch, London where they used to set fire
    to the victims' neckwear before they hanged them.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47721684.D35D119F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:4222F53C.9A44F69A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > Lobar: What one uses to do the limbo.
    > > >
    > > > Barlow: Sheep with a basso profundo voice - until someone stabs 'im in

    > > the
    > > > bum with a cheap pocket knife!

    > >
    > > Bungalows: Where pastries are hanged.

    >
    > In the UK, bungallows is where they hang corrupt football managers officials
    > and players who've accepted bribes.
    >
    > Tyburn Tree: A gallows near Marble Arch, London where they used to set fire
    > to the victims' neckwear before they hanged them.


    I've heard of Africans putting tires around their victims' necks and igniting
    them.
     

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