Re: where BSG posts?

On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
double secret probation for writing:

>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
>the hell is going on in here?
>
>
>
Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
rules.

ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.

All Hale Fluffy.

--

Miguel, once again stating the obvious:

Message-ID: <9ukjs35elqfmo5p9llamc0fle67jtuu24r@4ax.com>

"Yes, I must be impotent."

 

In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
>>the hell is going on in here?
>>
>>
>>
> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
> rules.
>
> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.

Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
the paperwork.)

>All Hale Fluffy.
All Hael Fullffy!


--
PJR

 

On Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:42:04 +0000, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter
J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:

>In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
>> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
>>>the hell is going on in here?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
>> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
>> rules.
>>
>> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.
>
>Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
>Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
>the paperwork.)

I would volunteer but my job as #2 ruiner of usenet does occupy
significant amounts of time and while Viceroy of a moribund group such
as AB-G would not be an honerous duty, I feel someone that can apply
themselves to properly maintaining the kook froth from the pratitioner
of legal threats formerly known as Novins and his posse of outer-filth
fan bois does need to be found.

>
>>All Hale Fluffy.
>All Hael Fullffy!
All Peel Emma!

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
says...

> On Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:42:04 +0000, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter
> J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
> >> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
> >> double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
> >>>the hell is going on in here?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
> >> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
> >> rules.
> >>
> >> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.
> >
> >Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
> >Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
> >the paperwork.)
>
> I would volunteer but my job as #2 ruiner of usenet does occupy
> significant amounts of time and while Viceroy of a moribund group such
> as AB-G would not be an honerous duty, I feel someone that can apply
> themselves to properly maintaining the kook froth from the pratitioner
> of legal threats formerly known as Novins and his posse of outer-filth
> fan bois does need to be found.
>
> >
> >>All Hale Fluffy.
> >All Hael Fullffy!
> All Peel Emma!
V1.0 or 2.0?

--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick

 

On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:24 -0800, Cow Tse Tung
<chairmancovv@hotmail.com> wrote:

>In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>says...
>

>> All Peel Emma!
>V1.0 or 2.0?

V1.0, of course.

oh, and SVBSCR1BE!!!!!!!1!

- BL

 

On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:24 -0800, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Cow Tse Tung
<chairmancovv@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>says...
>
>> On Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:42:04 +0000, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter
>> J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
>> >> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
>> >> double secret probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
>> >>>the hell is going on in here?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
>> >> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
>> >> rules.
>> >>
>> >> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.
>> >
>> >Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
>> >Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
>> >the paperwork.)
>>
>> I would volunteer but my job as #2 ruiner of usenet does occupy
>> significant amounts of time and while Viceroy of a moribund group such
>> as AB-G would not be an honerous duty, I feel someone that can apply
>> themselves to properly maintaining the kook froth from the pratitioner
>> of legal threats formerly known as Novins and his posse of outer-filth
>> fan bois does need to be found.
>>
>> >
>> >>All Hale Fluffy.
>> >All Hael Fullffy!
>> All Peel Emma!
>V1.0 or 2.0?

There is a 2.0?


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:47:52 -0800, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:24 -0800, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Cow Tse Tung
> <chairmancovv@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>>says...
>>
>>> On Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:42:04 +0000, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter
>>> J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
>>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
>>> >> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
>>> >> double secret probation for writing:
>>> >>
>>> >>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
>>> >>>the hell is going on in here?
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
>>> >> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
>>> >> rules.
>>> >>
>>> >> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.
>>> >
>>> >Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
>>> >Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
>>> >the paperwork.)
>>>
>>> I would volunteer but my job as #2 ruiner of usenet does occupy
>>> significant amounts of time and while Viceroy of a moribund group such
>>> as AB-G would not be an honerous duty, I feel someone that can apply
>>> themselves to properly maintaining the kook froth from the pratitioner
>>> of legal threats formerly known as Novins and his posse of outer-filth
>>> fan bois does need to be found.
>>>
>>> >
>>> >>All Hale Fluffy.
>>> >All Hael Fullffy!
>>> All Peel Emma!
>>V1.0 or 2.0?
>
> There is a 2.0?

I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.

--
PJR

 

In article <etc6t35ojldmad1hu32f876ooe7f8tss13@4ax.com>, Aratzio
says...

> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:24 -0800, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Cow Tse Tung
> <chairmancovv@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
> >says...
> >
> >> On Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:42:04 +0000, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter
> >> J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
> >> >> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
> >> >> double secret probation for writing:
> >> >>
> >> >>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
> >> >>>the hell is going on in here?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
> >> >> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
> >> >> rules.
> >> >>
> >> >> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.
> >> >
> >> >Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
> >> >Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
> >> >the paperwork.)
> >>
> >> I would volunteer but my job as #2 ruiner of usenet does occupy
> >> significant amounts of time and while Viceroy of a moribund group such
> >> as AB-G would not be an honerous duty, I feel someone that can apply
> >> themselves to properly maintaining the kook froth from the pratitioner
> >> of legal threats formerly known as Novins and his posse of outer-filth
> >> fan bois does need to be found.
> >>
> >> >
> >> >>All Hale Fluffy.
> >> >All Hael Fullffy!
> >> All Peel Emma!
> >V1.0 or 2.0?
>
> There is a 2.0?

In the '98 movie.

Of course, John Steed V2.0 was even more of a disaster.



--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick

 

In article <u156t3hdk5db89tdkdc1gjacqo6qqjknu3@4ax.com>,
BaronLurk says...

> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:24 -0800, Cow Tse Tung
> <chairmancovv@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
> >says...
> >
>
> >> All Peel Emma!
> >V1.0 or 2.0?
>
> V1.0, of course.

Honor Blackman as Cathy Gale before her wasn't bad, either

Interesting how both she and Diana Rigg left the series to
become Bond girls.

> oh, and SVBSCR1BE!!!!!!!1!
>
> - BL
>

--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick

 

"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...

> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.

I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.

http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html

 

In article <slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org>, Peter J Ross
says...

> In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:47:52 -0800, Aratzio
> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:24 -0800, in the land of
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Cow Tse Tung
> > <chairmancovv@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >
> >>In article <ais5t3liu3rn720t9laint1c9jsvsej8g2@4ax.com>, Aratzio
> >>says...
> >>
> >>> On Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:42:04 +0000, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter
> >>> J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>
> >>> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:27:11 -0800, Aratzio
> >>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >> On Sat, 8 Mar 2008 00:23:05 -0500, in the land of
> >>> >> alt.battlestar-galactica, BillV2320@webtv.net (The Eclectician) got
> >>> >> double secret probation for writing:
> >>> >>
> >>> >>>I had to scroll down thru 850 posts before i found one on topic. what
> >>> >>>the hell is going on in here?
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>>
> >>> >> Should Atlas and Roger why they felt anyone cared. Never fuck with
> >>> >> usenet ownership, we look poorly upon those who fail to follow the
> >>> >> rules.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> ABG is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the empire of Meow.
> >>> >
> >>> >Has a Viceroy been appointed yet? (I'm not volunteering; I'm already
> >>> >Viceroy of soc.men, though my minions, henchmen and socks do most of
> >>> >the paperwork.)
> >>>
> >>> I would volunteer but my job as #2 ruiner of usenet does occupy
> >>> significant amounts of time and while Viceroy of a moribund group such
> >>> as AB-G would not be an honerous duty, I feel someone that can apply
> >>> themselves to properly maintaining the kook froth from the pratitioner
> >>> of legal threats formerly known as Novins and his posse of outer-filth
> >>> fan bois does need to be found.
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> >>All Hale Fluffy.
> >>> >All Hael Fullffy!
> >>> All Peel Emma!
> >>V1.0 or 2.0?
> >
> > There is a 2.0?
>
> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.

A fondness for leather?

--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick

 

In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, Kadaitcha Man
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

> "Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
> news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>
>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>
> I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>
> http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html

*drool*

--
PJR

 

"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
news:slrnft6huf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
> In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, Kadaitcha Man
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> "Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>>
>>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>>
>> I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>>
>> http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>
> *drool*
*slobber*

 

On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 14:04:08 +1100, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>news:slrnft6huf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>> In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, Kadaitcha Man
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>>>
>>>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>>>
>>> I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>>>
>>> http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>>
>> *drool*
>*slobber*
*schwing*

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

http://www.insurgent.org/

#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

"K. A. Cannon" <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote in message
news:fqvpv4$5lo$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 14:04:08 +1100, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:slrnft6huf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>>> In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, Kadaitcha Man
>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>>>>
>>>>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>>>>
>>>> I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>>>>
>>>> http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>>>
>>> *drool*
>>*slobber*
> *schwing*
*vhoom*

 

On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>
>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>
>I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>
>http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>

Excuse me, tards, while I agree Honor was a hot babe, wtf does it have
to do with the original cascade?


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:a8u6t3t9qhu7ekh65ull2cno3uuq1m209t@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>>"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>>
>>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>>
>>I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>>
>>http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>>
>
> Excuse me

Eat less cabbage.

 

On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 16:50:43 +1100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:a8u6t3t9qhu7ekh65ull2cno3uuq1m209t@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>> writing:
>>
>>>"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
>>>news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
>>>
>>>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
>>>
>>>I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
>>>
>>>http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>>>
>>
>> Excuse me
>
>Eat less cabbage.
>
Rutabagas


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

In article <79v6t3tugqm0m1fiu0sv47l9l4v4f255q0@4ax.com>, Aratzio
says...

> On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 16:50:43 +1100, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
> >"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >news:a8u6t3t9qhu7ekh65ull2cno3uuq1m209t@4ax.com...
> >> On Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
> >> writing:
> >>
> >>>"Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
> >>>news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
> >>>
> >>>> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
> >>>
> >>>I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
> >>>
> >>>http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
> >>>
> >>
> >> Excuse me
> >
> >Eat less cabbage.
> >
> Rutabagas

Turnips
With a dash of salt, of course.

--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick

 

On Sun, 09 Mar 2008 02:13:35 +0000
Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wasted precious bandwith with:

> In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 9 Mar 2008 12:36:52 +1100, Kadaitcha
> Man<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "Peter J Ross" <pjr@example.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:slrnft6elf.c76.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
> >
> >> I preferred Gale Cathy 0.9.
> >
> > I preferred Cathy Gale 1.0.
> >
> > http://home.att.net/~jserdmann4/cathygallery.html
>
> *drool*
>
I'm stealing this from you:

#v+
" fuckify.vim, version 0.2.
" a simplified version of quackify.vim 0.8.
" released without warranty into the public domain for improvement.
" suitable for use with the VIM text editor (www.vim.org).
" no microsoft knowledge base articles were harmed or consulted in
the
" making of this script.
"
noremap <F5> :sil call <SID>fuckify()<CR>
fun! s:fuckify()
g/^>[^>]/
\ s/\(\w\{4,}\)n't\>/\1 not/ge
\ | s/\<\u\w\{3,}\(ize\|[oe]rs\|[oe]r\|ly\)\>/QQ \1/ge
\ | s/\<\u\w\{2,}\([ai]ble\|ings\|ing\|ness\|less\)\>/QQ \1/ge
\ | s/\<\u\w\{3,}\(ed\|les\|le\|est\|ist\|ism\)\>/QQ \1/ge
\ | s/\<\u\w\{4,}\([sy]\)\>/QQ \1/gei
\ | s/\<\w\{3,}\([ai]ble\|ings\|ing\|ness\|less\)\>/Qq \1/ge
\ | s/\<\w\{4,}\(ed\|les\|le\|est\|ist\|ism\)\>/Qq \1/ge
\ | s/\<\w\{4,}\(ize\|[oe]rs\|[oe]r\|ly\)\>/Qq \1/ge
\ | s/\<\w\{5,}\([sy]\)\>/Qq \1/ge
\ | s/\<\u\w\{5,}\>/Fuck/ge
\ | s/\<\w\{6,}\>/fuck/ge
\ | s/\<\CQq\> \<\(\w\+\)\>/fuck\1/ge
\ | s/\<\CQQ\> \<\(\w\+\)\>/Fuck\1/ge
\ | s/\<\Cfuck\(est\|ness\)\>/fucki\1/ge
\ | s/\<\Cfuck\(ist\|ism\|ize\)\>/fucker\1/ge
\ | s/\<\CFuck\(est\|ness\)\>/Fucki\1/ge
\ | s/\<\CFuck\(ist\|ism\|ize\)\>/Fucker\1/ge
\ | s/\<an fuck\>/a fuck/ge
\ | s/\<it fuck\>/it fucks/ge
\ | s/\<he fuck\>/he fucks/ge
\ | s/\<she fuck\>/she fucks/ge
\ | s/\<an\n> fuck/a\r> fuck/ge
\ | s/\<it\n> fuck\>/it\r> fucks/ge
\ | s/\<he\n> fuck\>/he\r> fucks/ge
\ | s/\<she\n> fuck\>/she\r> fucks/ge
endfun
#v-

If I replace all instances of "fuck" with "snuh" and past that into
vim it will remap F5 to run this script?