Timmay! wrote: > ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>Timmay! wrote: > [...] >>> I also consider AUK my newsgroup since I've owned most of the fuckwits >>> that have posted there at one time or another. >> >>Why are you posting this in demon.local? > > Fishing for anally-retentive retards. > wait, is it "anal-retentive" or "anally-retentive"? adverb-adjective? no verb? hmm... we need some obsessive-compulsive fucktard to clear this up. (waits) -- jade hasn't said anything about my new sig, either, except that she said that she did. Rob "Mop Jockey" "Roberta" Wolfe OFISHIAL Benevolent Dictator of AUK HAotM, ConT, dw:OPP, ASPCA , HAND, FOAD http://netkooks.org/ofishialbenevolentdictator/picture.jpg <insert more imaginary titles here later> -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet, except that she said that she said something about it a long tyme ago... wrote: > Timmay! wrote: > >> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>>Timmay! wrote: >> [...] >>>> I also consider AUK my newsgroup since I've owned most of the fuckwits >>>> that have posted there at one time or another. >>> >>>Why are you posting this in demon.local? >> >> Fishing for anally-retentive retards. >> > > wait, is it "anal-retentive" or "anally-retentive"? > > adverb-adjective? no verb? hmm... > > we need some obsessive-compulsive fucktard to clear this up. > > (waits) o.k., I'll bite: It's "anally retentive", sans-hyphen. -- a "HTH" h
Timmay! wrote: > ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>Timmay! wrote: > [...] >>> I also consider AUK my newsgroup since I've owned most of the fuckwits >>> that have posted there at one time or another. >> >>Why are you posting this in demon.local? > > Fishing for anally-retentive retards. We prefer 'strafing', here in demon.local -- ah
ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in news:4786bed9$0$40805$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com: > Timmay! wrote: >> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>>Timmay! wrote: >> [...] >>>> I also consider AUK my newsgroup since I've owned most of the >>>> fuckwits that have posted there at one time or another. >>> >>>Why are you posting this in demon.local? >> >> Fishing for anally-retentive retards. > > We prefer 'strafing', here in demon.local LAFF! -- P h i l K y l e W o z E r e
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:45p4o35g47km7f99nn4am7h0i4cf4c2jfl@4ax.com: > ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>Timmay! wrote: > [...] >>> I also consider AUK my newsgroup since I've owned most of the >>> fuckwits that have posted there at one time or another. >> >>Why are you posting this in demon.local? > > Fishing for anally-retentive retards. > You have been reported for foul abuse. -- P h i l K y l e W o z E r e
On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:16:09 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in <47816164$0$35872$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >Sharon B wrote: >> On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:03:08 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >> in <476b02bd$0$40802$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >> >>>Sharon B wrote: >>>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:56:14 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>>> in <47686c5f$0$40771$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>>> >>>>>Meat Plow wrote: >>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:15:38 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:40:07 +0000, Timmay! >>>>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in >>>>>>> <l5rdm39vg5t2svkiao50404bulqm363i48@4ax.com>: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>I'm old >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Ah, so senility is the reason you were imagining me following you >>>>>>>>>>around various newsgroups. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Just like I'm imagining you humping my post now, Pinky-Butt. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I've told you before what will happen if you crosspost to alt.flame; >>>>>>> >>>>>>> yada >>>>>>> yada >>>>>>> yada >>>>>>> yawn >>>>>>> >>>>>>> fuggin' yappy ankle biting chihuahuas >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW Merry Xmas! >>>>> >>>>>Sup, Sharon. >>>> >>>> My mood! Almost all my shopping is done, things are bright and >>>> cheery, everything smells like roses. >>> >>>heh >>> >>>I haven't created/purchased a single thing, things are cold and overcast, >>>everything smells like ozone. >> >> You need Trans Siberian Orchestra. LOVE "Christmas in Sarajevo" off >> the _Christmas Eve and Other Stories_ release, but truly - _The Lost >> Christmas Eve_ is the better release. OMG. Great stuff. > >X-Mess just doesn't do it for me, anymore. I blame Grandma. > >> >>>> ...and Merry Christmas to *you*. >>> >>>De mme, mon ami. >> >> ooohhhh la la! Je t'aime le francais! > >Au cas o j'avoir? You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes.
"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message news:fmagfm$ld8$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:16:09 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote > in <47816164$0$35872$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: > >>Sharon B wrote: >>> On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:03:08 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>> in <476b02bd$0$40802$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>> >>>>Sharon B wrote: >>>>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:56:14 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>>>> in <47686c5f$0$40771$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>>>> >>>>>>Meat Plow wrote: >>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:15:38 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:40:07 +0000, Timmay! >>>>>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in >>>>>>>> <l5rdm39vg5t2svkiao50404bulqm363i48@4ax.com>: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>I'm old >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Ah, so senility is the reason you were imagining me following you >>>>>>>>>>>around various newsgroups. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Just like I'm imagining you humping my post now, Pinky-Butt. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>I've told you before what will happen if you crosspost to alt.flame; >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>> yawn >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> fuggin' yappy ankle biting chihuahuas >>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW Merry Xmas! >>>>>> >>>>>>Sup, Sharon. >>>>> >>>>> My mood! Almost all my shopping is done, things are bright and >>>>> cheery, everything smells like roses. >>>> >>>>heh >>>> >>>>I haven't created/purchased a single thing, things are cold and overcast, >>>>everything smells like ozone. >>> >>> You need Trans Siberian Orchestra. LOVE "Christmas in Sarajevo" off >>> the _Christmas Eve and Other Stories_ release, but truly - _The Lost >>> Christmas Eve_ is the better release. OMG. Great stuff. >> >>X-Mess just doesn't do it for me, anymore. I blame Grandma. >> >>> >>>>> ...and Merry Christmas to *you*. >>>> >>>>De m?me, mon ami. >>> >>> ooohhhh la la! Je t'aime le francais! >> >>Au cas o? j'avoir? > > You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour???
On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:13:21 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in <5W3ij.170684$S37.37747@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>: > > > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message >news:fmagfm$ld8$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:16:09 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >> in <47816164$0$35872$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >> >>>Sharon B wrote: >>>> On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:03:08 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>>> in <476b02bd$0$40802$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>>> >>>>>Sharon B wrote: >>>>>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:56:14 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>>>>> in <47686c5f$0$40771$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Meat Plow wrote: >>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:15:38 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:40:07 +0000, Timmay! >>>>>>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in >>>>>>>>> <l5rdm39vg5t2svkiao50404bulqm363i48@4ax.com>: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm old >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Ah, so senility is the reason you were imagining me following you >>>>>>>>>>>>around various newsgroups. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Just like I'm imagining you humping my post now, Pinky-Butt. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I've told you before what will happen if you crosspost to alt.flame; >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>>> yawn >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> fuggin' yappy ankle biting chihuahuas >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> BTW Merry Xmas! >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Sup, Sharon. >>>>>> >>>>>> My mood! Almost all my shopping is done, things are bright and >>>>>> cheery, everything smells like roses. >>>>> >>>>>heh >>>>> >>>>>I haven't created/purchased a single thing, things are cold and overcast, >>>>>everything smells like ozone. >>>> >>>> You need Trans Siberian Orchestra. LOVE "Christmas in Sarajevo" off >>>> the _Christmas Eve and Other Stories_ release, but truly - _The Lost >>>> Christmas Eve_ is the better release. OMG. Great stuff. >>> >>>X-Mess just doesn't do it for me, anymore. I blame Grandma. >>> >>>> >>>>>> ...and Merry Christmas to *you*. >>>>> >>>>>De mme, mon ami. >>>> >>>> ooohhhh la la! Je t'aime le francais! >>> >>>Au cas o j'avoir? >> >> You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. > >Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? [smack] Hush, Piggy. When I want you to bark, I'll yank your chain.
ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet wrote: >> Timmay! wrote: >>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>Timmay! wrote: >>> [...] >>>>> I also consider AUK my newsgroup since I've owned most of the fuckwits >>>>> that have posted there at one time or another. >>>> >>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local? >>> >>> Fishing for anally-retentive retards. >> >> wait, is it "anal-retentive" or "anally-retentive"? >> >> adverb-adjective? no verb? hmm... >> >> we need some obsessive-compulsive fucktard to clear this up. >> >> (waits) > >o.k., I'll bite: > >It's "anally retentive", sans-hyphen. Hmmm. That must make you more of an obsessive-compulsive than anally retentive, but your friend is just a garden variety anal-retentive. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
"MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote: [...] >> You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. > >Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? Those that don't live in the backwaters of the Appalachians should be either chemically castrated or neutered so they can't contaminate the global gene pool. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: [...] >>Au cas o? j'avoir? > >You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. Have you imagined anyone following you from newsgroup to newsgroup lately, you paranoid kook? -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:255lo3h61k7cir1jovvc7flh0i4g8r8un2@4ax.com: >>Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? > > Those that don't live in the backwaters of the Appalachians should be > either chemically castrated or neutered so they can't contaminate the > global gene pool. Oedipus complex with prominent castration sub-complex: Noted. I sincerely hope you outgrow this, because an unresolved Oedipus complex can lead to severe psychological consequences.
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:46:08 +0000, Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in <d55lo31h4rqm328hg21i9qk1hp8r6882bl@4ax.com>: >Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >[...] >>>Au cas o j'avoir? >> >>You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. > >Have you imagined anyone following you from newsgroup to newsgroup >lately, you paranoid kook? Milk out the nose is NOT a Good Thing(tm), Dimmy. -- "Emmett, his name *is* Mark Grennan. You know where he lives. Take your vengeance upon him for all the names he's called you. Hunt him down and shoot him in the face. You know you want to do it. When you're finished moping his brains off your shoes I'll give you Sharon's address and you can do the same to her." ...Thorne advises a convicted stalker on parole... Message-ID: <3ab644ae.4913932@news.alt.net>
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:46:02 +0000, Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in <255lo3h61k7cir1jovvc7flh0i4g8r8un2@4ax.com>: >"MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >[...] >>> You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. >> >>Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? > >Those that don't live in the backwaters of the Appalachians should be >either chemically castrated or neutered so they can't contaminate the >global gene pool. Your selfless sacrifice for the betterment of future generations is duly noted, cONseCUtiVe aUTo-SPanKEr. -- Member of The Committee for Aesthetic Deletions Overseer of Prejudicial Eliminations Violator of Men Judge Advocate Very Large Number of Cohorts 1st Virginia Volunteers Official Cohort #11 CEsium Brigade -r0ck Universal License to Subject President Human Beings to Indignities The Barefoot & Proud SharonB fanclub Temporary License #11 Washington DC Chapter 9th Circle, Usenet Valhalla Member of the Feminist Junta Great Goddess of the Abused, Annihilator of Babylon Hell-Pope Empress Supreme Dictator of Soc.men Winner 2003 AHM Wanker Stomping Award Hammer of Thor, August 2005 Queen Bitch of Usenet John Henry - President Queen SharonB Admiration Society Sports Entertainment Division
Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: [...] >>>You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. >> >>Have you imagined anyone following you from newsgroup to newsgroup >>lately, you paranoid kook? > >Milk out the nose is NOT a Good Thing(tm), Dimmy. Ah, your pride deems it necessary to give the pretense of surprise. You didn't answer my question: Have you imagined anyone following you from newsgroup to newsgroup lately, kook? I don't think I've ever spanked anyone so hard for so long. Why can't you just admit you lied? -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>"MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: >>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>[...] >>>> You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. >>> >>>Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? >> >>Those that don't live in the backwaters of the Appalachians should be >>either chemically castrated or neutered so they can't contaminate the >>global gene pool. > >Your selfless sacrifice for the betterment of future generations is >duly noted, cONseCUtiVe aUTo-SPanKEr. Thank the lord you're too old to breed or there would be a tidal wave of witless, paranoid, kooky liars. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
gregk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: > >>>Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? >> >> Those that don't live in the backwaters of the Appalachians should be >> either chemically castrated or neutered so they can't contaminate the >> global gene pool. > >Oedipus complex with prominent castration sub-complex: Noted. > >I sincerely hope you outgrow this, because an unresolved Oedipus complex >can lead to severe psychological consequences. Psychobabble with delusions of grandeur: Noted. You might want to grab some toilet paper to wipe your chins. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:7puno39dri5p6dt1kof0b6g1ltd6irs3bo@4ax.com: > gregk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> >>>>Do AUKers take part in inbreeding to enhance their moronic behaviour??? >>> >>> Those that don't live in the backwaters of the Appalachians should be >>> either chemically castrated or neutered so they can't contaminate the >>> global gene pool. >> >>Oedipus complex with prominent castration sub-complex: Noted. >> >>I sincerely hope you outgrow this, because an unresolved Oedipus complex >>can lead to severe psychological consequences. > > Psychobabble with delusions of grandeur: Noted. Don't blame me if all that went over your head like an SR-71. Blame those responsible for your (lack of) education. > You might want to grab some Kleptophilia: Noted. > toilet paper to wipe Emetophilia and coprophilia: Noted. > your chins. Lipophilia: Noted.
Sharon B wrote: > On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:16:09 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote > in <47816164$0$35872$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: > >>Sharon B wrote: >>> On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:03:08 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>> in <476b02bd$0$40802$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>> >>>>Sharon B wrote: >>>>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:56:14 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote >>>>> in <47686c5f$0$40771$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>: >>>>> >>>>>>Meat Plow wrote: >>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:15:38 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:40:07 +0000, Timmay! >>>>>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in >>>>>>>> <l5rdm39vg5t2svkiao50404bulqm363i48@4ax.com>: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>I'm old >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Ah, so senility is the reason you were imagining me following you >>>>>>>>>>>around various newsgroups. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Just like I'm imagining you humping my post now, Pinky-Butt. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>I've told you before what will happen if you crosspost to alt.flame; >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>> yada >>>>>>>> yawn >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> fuggin' yappy ankle biting chihuahuas >>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW Merry Xmas! >>>>>> >>>>>>Sup, Sharon. >>>>> >>>>> My mood! Almost all my shopping is done, things are bright and >>>>> cheery, everything smells like roses. >>>> >>>>heh >>>> >>>>I haven't created/purchased a single thing, things are cold and overcast, >>>>everything smells like ozone. >>> >>> You need Trans Siberian Orchestra. LOVE "Christmas in Sarajevo" off >>> the _Christmas Eve and Other Stories_ release, but truly - _The Lost >>> Christmas Eve_ is the better release. OMG. Great stuff. >> >>X-Mess just doesn't do it for me, anymore. I blame Grandma. >> >>> >>>>> ...and Merry Christmas to *you*. >>>> >>>>De mme, mon ami. >>> >>> ooohhhh la la! Je t'aime le francais! >> >>Au cas o j'avoir? > > You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. Yah; it tapped me, too. Try: <http://world.altavista.com/> -- ah
Timmay! wrote: > Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: > [...] >>>>You have now exhausted my 20 yo sadly unused French classes. >>> >>>Have you imagined anyone following you from newsgroup to newsgroup >>>lately, you paranoid kook? >> >>Milk out the nose is NOT a Good Thing(tm), Dimmy. > > Ah, your pride deems it necessary to give the pretense of surprise. > You didn't answer my question: Have you imagined anyone following you > from newsgroup to newsgroup lately, kook? > > I don't think I've ever spanked anyone so hard for so long. Why can't > you just admit you lied? > Why can't you just shut up? -- ah