Brian Mailman wrote: > ah wrote: >> CL wrote: >>> ah wrote: >>>> CL wrote: >>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>> >>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>> >>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >> >> I didn't know crocs did that. >> >>> >>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>> >>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>> ask her. >> >> She's sidelining this one >> >>> >>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>> >>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >> >> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? > > Ask daev. Wot's yer sekrit, daev? -- ah
On Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:50:16 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >Brian Mailman wrote: >> ah wrote: >>> CL wrote: >>>> ah wrote: >>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>>> >>>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>>> >>>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >>> >>> I didn't know crocs did that. >>> >>>> >>>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>>> >>>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>>> ask her. >>> >>> She's sidelining this one >>> >>>> >>>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>>> >>>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >>> >>> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? >> >> Ask daev. > >Wot's yer sekrit, daev? unwanted sexual advances. hmmmmm. this is a tough question as it so rarely occurs. but i would say to first act flattered and then say no in no uncertain terms. if this doesnt work, put a tunafish sandwich in each armpit for a few days and then see if they still want you. possibly, as a last resort, every time you see this person, stick your finger down your throat and throw up on their shoes. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:50:16 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>Brian Mailman wrote: >>> ah wrote: >>>> CL wrote: >>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>>>> >>>>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>>>> >>>>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>>>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>>>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>>>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>>>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >>>> >>>> I didn't know crocs did that. >>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>>>> >>>>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>>>> ask her. >>>> >>>> She's sidelining this one >>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>>>> >>>>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >>>> >>>> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? >>> >>> Ask daev. >> >>Wot's yer sekrit, daev? > > unwanted sexual advances. hmmmmm. this is a tough question as it so > rarely occurs. but i would say to first act flattered and then say no > in no uncertain terms. if this doesnt work, put a tunafish sandwich > in each armpit for a few days and then see if they still want you. > possibly, as a last resort, every time you see this person, stick your > finger down your throat and throw up on their shoes. Ah! Great! Thanks. I'll get back to you on this... -- ah
ah wrote: > dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:50:16 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>>Brian Mailman wrote: >>>> ah wrote: >>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>>>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>>>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>>>>> >>>>>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>>>>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>>>>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>>>>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>>>>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >>>>> >>>>> I didn't know crocs did that. >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>>>>> >>>>>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>>>>> ask her. >>>>> >>>>> She's sidelining this one >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>>>>> >>>>>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >>>>> >>>>> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? >>>> >>>> Ask daev. >>> >>>Wot's yer sekrit, daev? >> >> unwanted sexual advances. hmmmmm. this is a tough question as it so >> rarely occurs. but i would say to first act flattered and then say no >> in no uncertain terms. if this doesnt work, put a tunafish sandwich >> in each armpit for a few days and then see if they still want you. >> possibly, as a last resort, every time you see this person, stick your >> finger down your throat and throw up on their shoes. > > Ah! Great! Thanks. > > I'll get back to you on this... o.k.: 'no' didn't work. Stage 2 . . . . -- ah
ah wrote: > ah wrote: >> dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:50:16 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>>Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>>>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>>>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>>>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>>>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>>>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>>>>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>>>>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>>>>>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>>>>>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>>>>>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>>>>>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >>>>>> >>>>>> I didn't know crocs did that. >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>>>>>> ask her. >>>>>> >>>>>> She's sidelining this one >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >>>>>> >>>>>> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? >>>>> >>>>> Ask daev. >>>> >>>>Wot's yer sekrit, daev? >>> >>> unwanted sexual advances. hmmmmm. this is a tough question as it so >>> rarely occurs. but i would say to first act flattered and then say no >>> in no uncertain terms. if this doesnt work, put a tunafish sandwich >>> in each armpit for a few days and then see if they still want you. >>> possibly, as a last resort, every time you see this person, stick your >>> finger down your throat and throw up on their shoes. >> >> Ah! Great! Thanks. >> >> I'll get back to you on this... > > o.k.: 'no' didn't work. > > Stage 2 . . . . o.k., the tuna fish thing kept _everyone_ away. That's not ideal. Stage 3 . . . . -- ah
ah wrote: > ah wrote: >> ah wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:50:16 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>>>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>>>>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>>>>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>>>>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>>>>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>>>>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>>>>>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>>>>>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>>>>>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>>>>>>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>>>>>>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>>>>>>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>>>>>>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>>>>>>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >>>>>>> I didn't know crocs did that. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>>>>>>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>>>>>>> ask her. >>>>>>> She's sidelining this one >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>>>>>>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >>>>>>> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? >>>>>> Ask daev. >>>>> Wot's yer sekrit, daev? >>>> unwanted sexual advances. hmmmmm. this is a tough question as it so >>>> rarely occurs. but i would say to first act flattered and then say no >>>> in no uncertain terms. if this doesnt work, put a tunafish sandwich >>>> in each armpit for a few days and then see if they still want you. >>>> possibly, as a last resort, every time you see this person, stick your >>>> finger down your throat and throw up on their shoes. >>> Ah! Great! Thanks. >>> >>> I'll get back to you on this... >> o.k.: 'no' didn't work. >> >> Stage 2 . . . . > > o.k., the tuna fish thing kept _everyone_ away. That's not ideal. And here I thought all of the cats in the neighborhood would be putting an icon over your house in their Google Map laptops. > Stage 3 . . . . Higher compression pistons, larger carbs, and tuned exhaust? -- CL
CL wrote: > ah wrote: >> ah wrote: >>> ah wrote: >>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> On Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:50:16 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> CL wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of alt.bittorrent, ah >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of alt.config, ah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "illiterate mudflap"? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's rather harsh. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was left were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Haitian knockoffs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It be it, Mon. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not Jamaican, Haitian >>>>>>>>>>>>> Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together ... >>>>>>>>>>>> I thought that was because of the water quality? >>>>>>>>>>> You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps with the >>>>>>>>>>> baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating in the >>>>>>>>>>> waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher than >>>>>>>>>>> kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one big >>>>>>>>>>> sticky lump, too. >>>>>>>>>> I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the western >>>>>>>>>> expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km, one-way) and I >>>>>>>>>> didn't see a single manatee or croc. >>>>>>>>> Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when they >>>>>>>>> can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug mules >>>>>>>>> down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the >>>>>>>>> Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat propellers >>>>>>>>> and the crockigators were too stoned to come out. >>>>>>>> I didn't know crocs did that. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date? >>>>>>>>> You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you and >>>>>>>>> ask her. >>>>>>>> She's sidelining this one >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Should I have loaded iTunes? >>>>>>>>> Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ... >>>>>>>> How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances? >>>>>>> Ask daev. >>>>>> Wot's yer sekrit, daev? >>>>> unwanted sexual advances. hmmmmm. this is a tough question as it so >>>>> rarely occurs. but i would say to first act flattered and then say no >>>>> in no uncertain terms. if this doesnt work, put a tunafish sandwich >>>>> in each armpit for a few days and then see if they still want you. >>>>> possibly, as a last resort, every time you see this person, stick your >>>>> finger down your throat and throw up on their shoes. >>>> Ah! Great! Thanks. >>>> >>>> I'll get back to you on this... >>> o.k.: 'no' didn't work. >>> >>> Stage 2 . . . . >> >> o.k., the tuna fish thing kept _everyone_ away. That's not ideal. > > And here I thought all of the cats in the neighborhood would be putting > an icon over your house in their Google Map laptops. > >> Stage 3 . . . . > > Higher compression pistons, larger carbs, and tuned exhaust? Blew my seals, completely. I'll never over-spec my halfshafts again. -- ah
