Re: Stop Spamming!

Nugent Dirt wrote:

>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>that I could barely understand a word. [...]

Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
batshit.

>But, as I said, Google Groups doesn't have killfiles (I checked)
>and anyway it just doesn't seem fair. It's like, if the neighbor's
>dog keeps pooping on my lawn, is it my responsibility to build
>a fence or is it his responsibility to keep his dog off my lawn?

Neither. It's your responsibility to shoot his fucking dog, then take a crap
on *his* lawn.

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She said I shouldn't say what her name was. She sounded
very smart, but I wasn't sure that she wasn't trying to trick me.

I don't accept your revenge theory. It just escalates. If I
killed his dog and defecated on his lawn, he would do
something worse back. It doesn't make sense. The only
way to solve the problem is to negotiate with the person
or kill him.

As Stalin said, "No man, no problem". But that's no good
in normal life or here.

Thanks for your input,

Nugent

On Nov 21, 10:18 am, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
> Nugent Dirt wrote:
> >OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
> >thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
> >lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
> >that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>
> Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
> No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
> batshit.
>
> >But, as I said, Google Groups doesn't have killfiles (I checked)
> >and anyway it just doesn't seem fair. It's like, if the neighbor's
> >dog keeps pooping on my lawn, is it my responsibility to build
> >a fence or is it his responsibility to keep his dog off my lawn?
>
> Neither. It's your responsibility to shoot his fucking dog, then take a crap
> on *his* lawn.
>
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'Nugent Dirt' wrote:

>>But, as I said, Google Groups doesn't have killfiles (I checked)

Yes it does, or at least a rough equivalent:

Go to "Advanced Search"; put the newsgroup name in the newsgroup box
(doh); stick offending newsgroups', hosts' and posters' names, not to
mention words or phrases, in the "without" box; hit "Search"; and click on
"Sort by date" . . . .

(Most browsers will even remember the group and "kill-box" entries for
you, so that you just need two clicks for each next time.)

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mp 10

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When a system is set up to accomplish some goal, a
new entity has come into being--the system itself.
No matter what the "goal" of the system, it
immediately begins to exhibit system behavior; that
is, to act according to the general laws that govern
the operation of all systems. Now the system itself
has to be dealt with.

< _Systemantics_

 

Thanks very much for your helpful advice, but, as I said,
it goes against the grain with me to have to build a fence
to keep someone else's dog off my lawn.

As Leslie Fiedler once said, "There has to be a better way!"

I appreciate your helpfulness. Please tell me, if you don't mind
my asking: Which group are you from, alt.horror or alt.flame?

Thanks,

Nugent

On Nov 21, 10:54 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 'Nugent Dirt' wrote:
> >>But, as I said, Google Groups doesn't have killfiles (I checked)
>
> Yes it does, or at least a rough equivalent:
>
> Go to "Advanced Search"; put the newsgroup name in the newsgroup box
> (doh); stick offending newsgroups', hosts' and posters' names, not to
> mention words or phrases, in the "without" box; hit "Search"; and click on
> "Sort by date" . . . .
>
> (Most browsers will even remember the group and "kill-box" entries for
> you, so that you just need two clicks for each next time.)
>
> --
> tinmimu...@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> When a system is set up to accomplish some goal, a
> new entity has come into being--the system itself.
> No matter what the "goal" of the system, it
> immediately begins to exhibit system behavior; that
> is, to act according to the general laws that govern
> the operation of all systems. Now the system itself
> has to be dealt with.
>
> < _Systemantics_

 

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:18:41 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>
>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>
>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>batshit.

Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?

Suzie
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alt.horror Spanks so far:-

Andy ReVulse SPANK & BAR
Dr Tom Chadwin Walpurgis SPANK
Dark Angel SPANK
The White Lady SPANK
Bod SPANK

 

Suzieflame wrote:
> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>
>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>
>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>>batshit.
>
>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?

You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?

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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:55:51 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Suzieflame wrote:
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>>
>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>>
>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>>>batshit.
>>
>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>
>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?

Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
that?

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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:45:16 -0600
J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wasted precious bandwith
with:

> On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:55:51 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> wrote:
>
> >Suzieflame wrote:
> >> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
> >>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
> >>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
> >>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
> >>>
> >>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not
> >understanding her.>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's
> >half-German and three-quarters>>batshit.
> >>
> >>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
> >
> >You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make
> >enough money to retire properly. And global economic meltdown is
> >such a hoot, don't you think?
>
> Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle
> on that?
>
This is just like Magic 8-ball...but probably not as accurate:

http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/11/23/your-holiday-shopping-conundrums-solved/



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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:17:12 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:45:16 -0600
>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wasted precious bandwith
>with:
>
>> On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:55:51 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Suzieflame wrote:
>> >> 'Menjy' wrote:
>> >>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>> >>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>> >>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>> >>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>> >>>
>> >>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not
>> >understanding her.>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's
>> >half-German and three-quarters>>batshit.
>> >>
>> >>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>> >
>> >You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make
>> >enough money to retire properly. And global economic meltdown is
>> >such a hoot, don't you think?
>>
>> Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle
>> on that?
>>
>This is just like Magic 8-ball...but probably not as accurate:
>
>http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/11/23/your-holiday-shopping-conundrums-solved/

Ms. Hamsher is a hero of mine.

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J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>>>
>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>>>>batshit.
>>>
>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>>
>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>
>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
>that?

You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.

You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
less.

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-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>>>>
>>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>>>>>batshit.
>>>>
>>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>>>
>>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>>
>>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
>>that?
>
>You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
>to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
>"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
>you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
>like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
>"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>
>You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
>less.

Naah... I'm still sticking with my day job. But you might say I'm
starting to go global with it, so the economic meltdown part caught my
eye. I miss the old days when International Relations basically meant
permutations of the Cold War, but times change and those who don't
change along with them might well wind up teaching remedial
multiplication and division at TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE.

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On Nov 24, 12:43 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
wrote:
> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr>
> wrote:
>
> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>Suzieflame wrote:
> >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>
> >>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
> >>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
> >>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
> >>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>
> >>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
> >>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
> >>>>>batshit.
>
> >>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>
> >>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
> >>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>
> >>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
> >>that?
>
> >You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
> >to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
> >"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
> >you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
> >like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
> >"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>
> >You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
> >less.
>
> Naah... I'm still sticking with my day job. But you might say I'm
> starting to go global with it, so the economic meltdown part caught my
> eye. I miss the old days when International Relations basically meant
> permutations of the Cold War, but times change and those who don't
> change along with them might well wind up teaching remedial
> multiplication and division at TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE.

For starters, just to stir things up, ask your employer if you
can be paid in Euros instead of dollars.

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

 

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:54:21 -0800 (PST), Bill Cleere
<bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 24, 12:43 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
>wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> >>'Menjy' wrote:
>> >>>Suzieflame wrote:
>> >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>> >>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>> >>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>> >>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>> >>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>
>> >>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>> >>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>> >>>>>batshit.
>>
>> >>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>>
>> >>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>> >>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>>
>> >>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
>> >>that?
>>
>> >You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
>> >to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
>> >"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
>> >you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
>> >like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
>> >"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>>
>> >You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
>> >less.
>>
>> Naah... I'm still sticking with my day job. But you might say I'm
>> starting to go global with it, so the economic meltdown part caught my
>> eye. I miss the old days when International Relations basically meant
>> permutations of the Cold War, but times change and those who don't
>> change along with them might well wind up teaching remedial
>> multiplication and division at TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE.
>
>For starters, just to stir things up, ask your employer if you
>can be paid in Euros instead of dollars.

I still haven't turned in the official paperwork from my last trip in
October. When I was there, I paid in either euros or rubles, but now
that I'm back, I'll be reimbursed in lots and lots of dollars.

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On Nov 24, 6:08 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:54:21 -0800 (PST), Bill Cleere
>
> <bcle...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Nov 24, 12:43 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
> >wrote:
> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> >>'Menjy' wrote:
> >> >>>Suzieflame wrote:
> >> >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >> >>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>
> >> >>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
> >> >>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
> >> >>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
> >> >>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>
> >> >>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
> >> >>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
> >> >>>>>batshit.
>
> >> >>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>
> >> >>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
> >> >>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>
> >> >>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
> >> >>that?
>
> >> >You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
> >> >to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
> >> >"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
> >> >you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
> >> >like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
> >> >"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>
> >> >You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
> >> >less.
>
> >> Naah... I'm still sticking with my day job. But you might say I'm
> >> starting to go global with it, so the economic meltdown part caught my
> >> eye. I miss the old days when International Relations basically meant
> >> permutations of the Cold War, but times change and those who don't
> >> change along with them might well wind up teaching remedial
> >> multiplication and division at TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE.
>
> >For starters, just to stir things up, ask your employer if you
> >can be paid in Euros instead of dollars.
>
> I still haven't turned in the official paperwork from my last trip in
> October. When I was there, I paid in either euros or rubles, but now
> that I'm back, I'll be reimbursed in lots and lots of dollars.

Best get all them dollars ASAP to the Chemical Corn
Exchange Bank and exchange them for some yuan
or other valuable currency.

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

 

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:22:06 -0800 (PST), Bill Cleere
<bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 24, 6:08 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:54:21 -0800 (PST), Bill Cleere
>>
>> <bcle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Nov 24, 12:43 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
>> >wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> >> >>'Menjy' wrote:
>> >> >>>Suzieflame wrote:
>> >> >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>> >> >>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>> >> >>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>> >> >>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>> >> >>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>
>> >> >>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>> >> >>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>> >> >>>>>batshit.
>>
>> >> >>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>>
>> >> >>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>> >> >>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>>
>> >> >>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
>> >> >>that?
>>
>> >> >You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
>> >> >to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
>> >> >"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
>> >> >you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
>> >> >like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
>> >> >"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>>
>> >> >You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
>> >> >less.
>>
>> >> Naah... I'm still sticking with my day job. But you might say I'm
>> >> starting to go global with it, so the economic meltdown part caught my
>> >> eye. I miss the old days when International Relations basically meant
>> >> permutations of the Cold War, but times change and those who don't
>> >> change along with them might well wind up teaching remedial
>> >> multiplication and division at TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE.
>>
>> >For starters, just to stir things up, ask your employer if you
>> >can be paid in Euros instead of dollars.
>>
>> I still haven't turned in the official paperwork from my last trip in
>> October. When I was there, I paid in either euros or rubles, but now
>> that I'm back, I'll be reimbursed in lots and lots of dollars.
>
>Best get all them dollars ASAP to the Chemical Corn
>Exchange Bank and exchange them for some yuan
>or other valuable currency.

No hurry here. I figure I have another forty years to go before I
retire, and by then everybody will be getting their paychecks in yuan.

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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:55:51 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Suzieflame wrote:
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>>
>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>>
>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>>>batshit.
>>
>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>
>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?

<shrug>

I made almost 100% return on Northern Rock over the past couple of
months. And since selling the company for $XXM, my bank acct is doing
just fine...

Suzie
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
>>>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
>>>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
>>>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
>>>>>
>>>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not understanding her.
>>>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's half-German and three-quarters
>>>>>batshit.
>>>>
>>>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
>>>
>>>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make enough money to
>>>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is such a hoot, don't you think?
>>
>>Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle on
>>that?
>
>You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by lending some money
>to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no assets) like Shitlet. Then you
>"package" this debt with similar junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as
>you can. Call it "The Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something
>like that. You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch the
>"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>
>You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works, more or
>less.

I was in a meeting last week where some financing thing came up at 9%
above LIBOR for a fairly high risk situation. I thought that was
pretty cheap, given that their pref shares were getting like 5% over
and the debt quality was somewhere around B/CCC. Can you guess how
they managed the risk?

Suzie
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Bod SPANK

 

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:42:23 +0100
'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wasted precious bandwith with:

> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >'Menjy' wrote:
> >>Suzieflame wrote:
> >>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>OK, now I sort of understand, and I tend to believe you, even
> >>>>>thought the alt.flame woman e-mailed and said you were
> >>>>>lying. I can't judge of that because she used so much jargon
> >>>>>that I could barely understand a word. [...]
> >>>>
> >>>>Suzieflame, no doubt. I wouldn't worry too much about not
> >understanding her.>>>No one can tell what she's on about; she's
> >half-German and three-quarters>>>batshit.
> >>>
> >>>Have you started claiming your pension yet, OldTimer?
> >>
> >>You have to be kidding. Right now, I'm too busy trying to make
> >enough money to>retire properly. And global economic meltdown is
> >such a hoot, don't you think?
> >
> >Gaaaaaaaaaah. Where the hell would I go to start getting a handle
> >on that?
>
> You want to get into the sub-prime industry? Well, start by
> lending some money to a deadbeat Ninja (no income, no job, no
> assets) like Shitlet. Then you"package" this debt with similar
> junk, and sell it on to a hotshot as fast as you can. Call it "The
> Enhanced High-Leverage Performance Fund", or something like that.
> You have to do this, as no one in their right mind will touch
> the"TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE DROP-OUT FUND" with a bargepole.
>
> You're probably a bit late for the party, but that's how it works,
> more or less.
>

I'm a ninja
you could lend me money




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Suzieflame wrote:
>'Menjy wrote:
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:

[...]

>I was in a meeting last week where some financing thing came up at 9%
>above LIBOR for a fairly high risk situation. I thought that was
>pretty cheap, given that their pref shares were getting like 5% over
>and the debt quality was somewhere around B/CCC. Can you guess how
>they managed the risk?

The guys who were lending the dough? Well, I never went to business school,
but the only hedge I can think of would be shorting the debtor's shares.

Am I anywhere close?

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"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:32:52 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Suzieflame wrote:
>>'Menjy wrote:
>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>>Nugent Dirt wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>I was in a meeting last week where some financing thing came up at 9%
>>above LIBOR for a fairly high risk situation. I thought that was
>>pretty cheap, given that their pref shares were getting like 5% over
>>and the debt quality was somewhere around B/CCC. Can you guess how
>>they managed the risk?
>
>The guys who were lending the dough? Well, I never went to business school,
>but the only hedge I can think of would be shorting the debtor's shares.
>
>Am I anywhere close?

That or a put option would be good short term hedges, but it's not
publically traded in this case,and the debt was over 2-3 years.

They went in the other direction. They wanted a 1% chunk of the exit
price as a "final fee", as-and-when, as upside, instead of a few extra
% points on the debt today. They had no interest in carrying equity. I
guess you could say this is somethind similar to a PE/VC fund's
carried interest.

Quite clever really, that 1% could be worth a sackload more on a
$500-800M exit than a few extra points today on a piddling $20M, and
in any case the debt holder controls the company if things go tits up
so the default risk is manageable. I've started calling it "venture
credit".

Suzie
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