Re: "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Cheaper: Price of low prices.

    Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.

    Heaper: Price of piles.

    Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.

    Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Cheaper: Price of low prices.
    >
    > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.
    >
    > Heaper: Price of piles.
    >
    > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.
    >
    > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.


    Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines rest on,
    if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when people do.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Cheaper: Price of low prices.
    > >
    > > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.
    > >
    > > Heaper: Price of piles.
    > >
    > > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.
    > >
    > > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.

    >
    > Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines rest on,
    > if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when people do.


    Peeper: Price of a public toilet.
     
  4. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Cheaper: Price of low prices.
    > >
    > > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.
    > >
    > > Heaper: Price of piles.
    > >
    > > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.
    > >
    > > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.

    >
    > Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines rest on,
    > if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when people do.


    Beeper: Price of a musical apine.

    Beepur: Cat-apine.
     
  5. On Jan 17, 4:20 pm, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    > nemo wrote:
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > >news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

    >
    > > > Cheaper: Price of low prices.

    >
    > > > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.

    >
    > > > Heaper: Price of piles.

    >
    > > > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.

    >
    > > > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.

    >
    > > Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines rest on,
    > > if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when people do.

    >
    > Beeper: Price of a musical apine.
    >
    > Beepur: Cat-apine.


    Cannon Fodder: Norwegian Catholic Priest.
     
  6. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Slipped Moebius wrote:

    > On Jan 17, 4:20 pm, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >> nemo wrote:
    >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> > news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

    >>
    >> > > Cheaper: Price of low prices.

    >>
    >> > > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.

    >>
    >> > > Heaper: Price of piles.

    >>
    >> > > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.

    >>
    >> > > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.

    >>
    >> > Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines
    >> > rest on, if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when
    >> > people do.

    >>
    >> Beeper: Price of a musical apine.
    >>
    >> Beepur: Cat-apine.

    >
    > Cannon Fodder: Norwegian Catholic Priest.


    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
    but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
    -Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"
     
  7. On Jan 17, 6:49 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Slipped Moebius wrote:
    > > On Jan 17, 4:20 pm, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    > >> nemo wrote:
    > >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > >> >news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

    >
    > >> > > Cheaper: Price of low prices.

    >
    > >> > > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.

    >
    > >> > > Heaper: Price of piles.

    >
    > >> > > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.

    >
    > >> > > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.

    >
    > >> > Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines
    > >> > rest on, if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when
    > >> > people do.

    >
    > >> Beeper: Price of a musical apine.

    >
    > >> Beepur: Cat-apine.

    >
    > > Cannon Fodder: Norwegian Catholic Priest.

    >
    > What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


    More like _Princess Bride_ than _Holy Grail_ IMHO.

    "Wuv. Twoo Wuv...."

    --
    Slipped Moebius
    mhm28x9
     
  8. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Slipped Moebius wrote:

    > On Jan 17, 6:49 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
    >> > On Jan 17, 4:20 pm, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
    >> >> nemo wrote:
    >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> >> > news:478C6506.C7E9F63B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

    >>
    >> >> > > Cheaper: Price of low prices.

    >>
    >> >> > > Deeper: Price of going down into the sea.

    >>
    >> >> > > Heaper: Price of piles.

    >>
    >> >> > > Helper: Price of admittance to Satan's Domain.

    >>
    >> >> > > Sleeper: Price of rest or sex.

    >>
    >> >> > Or one of millions of big lumps of wood that British railway lines
    >> >> > rest on, if you follow my train of thought! I get quite chuffed when
    >> >> > people do.

    >>
    >> >> Beeper: Price of a musical apine.

    >>
    >> >> Beepur: Cat-apine.

    >>
    >> > Cannon Fodder: Norwegian Catholic Priest.

    >>
    >> What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    >
    > More like _Princess Bride_ than _Holy Grail_ IMHO.
    >
    > "Wuv. Twoo Wuv...."


    We're men, we're men in tights.
    We roam around the forest looking for fights.
    We're men, we're men in tights.
    We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
    We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your
    lights!
    We're men, we're men in tights,
    Always on guard defending the people's rights.

    [The Can-Can Chorus Line]

    We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights.
    [Gay voice] Yes!
    We roam around the forest looking for fights.
    We're men, we're men in tights.
    We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
    We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your
    lights.
    We're men, we're men in tights
    [High Voice] TIGHT Tights
    Always on guard defending the people's rights.
    When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!

    WE'RE BUTCH!
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
    but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
    -Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"
     

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