Re: "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Iver Setah Goatlips" <SamSpayed@your.service.ma'am> wrote in message
    > news:Xns968688A2C3129xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@68.1.17.6...
    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
    > > news:42C4F64D.44C461DC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
    > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > >> news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >> >
    > > >> >
    > > >> > Stan Kegel wrote:
    > > >> >
    > > >> > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes.
    > > >> > > (Helen
    > > >> Hoke)
    > > >> >
    > > >> > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you
    > > >> > please explain it to me?
    > > >>
    > > >> It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or
    > > >> military jargon: Die or BTs!
    > > >
    > > > Jargon: Jar Jar Binks has departed.
    > > >
    > > > Qui-Gon: So has Qui.
    > > >

    > >
    > > Hexagon: So has the sorcerer.

    >
    > The sorcerer's gone for a cupper!


    Anakin: Relatives of a Sith Lord.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47E4FE74.A583FE1B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Iver Setah Goatlips" <SamSpayed@your.service.ma'am> wrote in message
    > > news:Xns968688A2C3129xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@68.1.17.6...
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
    > > > news:42C4F64D.44C461DC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
    > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > >> news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > Stan Kegel wrote:
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes.
    > > > >> > > (Helen
    > > > >> Hoke)
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you
    > > > >> > please explain it to me?
    > > > >>
    > > > >> It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or
    > > > >> military jargon: Die or BTs!
    > > > >
    > > > > Jargon: Jar Jar Binks has departed.
    > > > >
    > > > > Qui-Gon: So has Qui.
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > Hexagon: So has the sorcerer.

    > >
    > > The sorcerer's gone for a cupper!

    >
    > Anakin: Relatives of a Sith Lord.


    The real one or the sithetic one?
     
  3. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47E4FE74.A583FE1B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Iver Setah Goatlips" <SamSpayed@your.service.ma'am> wrote in message
    > > news:Xns968688A2C3129xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@68.1.17.6...
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
    > > > news:42C4F64D.44C461DC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
    > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > >> news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > Stan Kegel wrote:
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes.
    > > > >> > > (Helen
    > > > >> Hoke)
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you
    > > > >> > please explain it to me?
    > > > >>
    > > > >> It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or
    > > > >> military jargon: Die or BTs!
    > > > >
    > > > > Jargon: Jar Jar Binks has departed.
    > > > >
    > > > > Qui-Gon: So has Qui.
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > Hexagon: So has the sorcerer.

    > >
    > > The sorcerer's gone for a cupper!

    >
    > Anakin: Relatives of a Sith Lord.


    Ferodo: Relative of a brake lining!

    And why do you feel nice and relaxed whenever you find a piece of foliage
    that's so old it's lost all its colour??

    Because it's a grey tree leaf!
     

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