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  1. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>
    >>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>
    >>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>
    >> Britches over Joisey?
    >
    >Rich is never noisy?

    Beg for moicy!

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

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    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 19, 2007
    #41

  2. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>
    >>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>
    >>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>
    >>Rich is never noisy?
    >
    > Beg for moicy!

    Segue moistly.

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
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    ______________________
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    , Nov 19, 2007
    #42
  3. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>
    >>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>
    >>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>
    >> Beg for moicy!
    >
    >Segue moistly.

    Osmosticize.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 19, 2007
    #43

  4. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>
    >>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>
    >>>Beg for moicy!
    >>
    >>Segue moistly.
    >
    Osmosticize.

    I's most to size, too.


    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
    , Nov 19, 2007
    #44
  5. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>
    >>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>
    >>>Segue moistly.
    >>
    >Osmosticize.
    >
    >I's most to size, too.

    To size or not to size, that is the question.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 19, 2007
    #45

  6. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>
    >>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>
    >>Osmosticize.
    >>
    >>I's most to size, too.
    >
    > To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >
    The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
    , Nov 19, 2007
    #46
  7. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>
    >>>Osmosticize.
    >>>
    >>>I's most to size, too.
    >>
    >> To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>
    >The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.

    Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 19, 2007
    #47

  8. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>
    >>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>
    >>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>
    >>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>
    >>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >
    > Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.

    In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
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    }
     
    , Nov 19, 2007
    #48
  9. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>
    >>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>
    >>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>
    >> Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >
    >In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".

    In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
    #49
  10. looselyfused@my-deja.com

    looselyfused@my-deja.com Guest

    On Nov 18, 6:54 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:50 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > >> wrote:
    > >> >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    > >> >wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >
    > >> >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    > >> >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >
    > >> >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    > >> >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >
    > >> >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    > >> >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >
    > >> >> >> Let's find out, shall we?
    >
    > >> >> >can nature make a man of me yet?
    >
    > >> >> Why pamper life's complexities?
    >
    > >> >there's more to life than books you know...
    >
    > >> The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >
    > >That joke isn't funny anymore.
    >
    > Spineless swine, cemented minds.
    >
    > ---
    > "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."
    >
    > alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    > CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhn...@rcn.net

    The devil will find work for idle hands to do.
     
    looselyfused@my-deja.com, Nov 20, 2007
    #50
  11. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:22:57 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    wrote:

    >On Nov 18, 6:54 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:50 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    >> >> >wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>
    >> >> >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >> >> >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >> >> >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >> >> >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>
    >> >> >> >> Let's find out, shall we?
    >>
    >> >> >> >can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>
    >> >> >> Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>
    >> >> >there's more to life than books you know...
    >>
    >> >> The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >>
    >> >That joke isn't funny anymore.
    >>
    >> Spineless swine, cemented minds.
    >
    >The devil will find work for idle hands to do.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
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    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
    #51
  12. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:22:57 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    wrote:

    >On Nov 18, 6:54 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:50 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    >> >> >wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>
    >> >> >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >> >> >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >> >> >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >> >> >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>
    >> >> >> >> Let's find out, shall we?
    >>
    >> >> >> >can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>
    >> >> >> Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>
    >> >> >there's more to life than books you know...
    >>
    >> >> The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >>
    >> >That joke isn't funny anymore.
    >>
    >> Spineless swine, cemented minds.
    >
    >The devil will find work for idle hands to do.

    There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
    #52
  13. looselyfused@my-deja.com

    looselyfused@my-deja.com Guest

    On Nov 19, 10:38 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    wrote:
    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:22:57 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Nov 18, 6:54 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:50 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > >> wrote:
    >
    > >> >On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    > >> >> >wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >
    > >> >> >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    > >> >> >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >
    > >> >> >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    > >> >> >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >
    > >> >> >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    > >> >> >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >
    > >> >> >> >> Let's find out, shall we?
    >
    > >> >> >> >can nature make a man of me yet?
    >
    > >> >> >> Why pamper life's complexities?
    >
    > >> >> >there's more to life than books you know...
    >
    > >> >> The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >
    > >> >That joke isn't funny anymore.
    >
    > >> Spineless swine, cemented minds.
    >
    > >The devil will find work for idle hands to do.
    >
    > There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows.

    Some girls are bigger than others.
     
    looselyfused@my-deja.com, Nov 20, 2007
    #53
  14. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:52:23 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    wrote:

    >On Nov 19, 10:38 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    >wrote:
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:22:57 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Nov 18, 6:54 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:50 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >> >On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    >> >> >> >wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >> >> >> >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >> >> >> >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >> >> >> >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Let's find out, shall we?
    >>
    >> >> >> >> >can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>
    >> >> >> >> Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>
    >> >> >> >there's more to life than books you know...
    >>
    >> >> >> The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >>
    >> >> >That joke isn't funny anymore.
    >>
    >> >> Spineless swine, cemented minds.
    >>
    >> >The devil will find work for idle hands to do.
    >>
    >> There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows.
    >
    >Some girls are bigger than others.

    And everything she wants costs money.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
    #54

  15. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>>
    >>>Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >>
    >>In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".
    >
    > In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.

    Insidious reams tower, dried for that formidable gain.


    --
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    , Nov 20, 2007
    #55
  16. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:46:22 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>>>
    >>>>Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >>>
    >>>In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".
    >>
    >> In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.
    >
    >Insidious reams tower, dried for that formidable gain.

    Ensign steams prouder, deriding the formica stains.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
    #56

  17. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:46:22 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >>>>
    >>>>In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".
    >>>
    >>>In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.
    >>
    >>Insidious reams tower, dried for that formidable gain.
    >
    > Ensign steams prouder, deriding the formica stains.

    Engines steam louder while riding the form I proclaim.


    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
    , Nov 20, 2007
    #57
  18. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:16:54 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:46:22 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".
    >>>>
    >>>>In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.
    >>>
    >>>Insidious reams tower, dried for that formidable gain.
    >>
    >> Ensign steams prouder, deriding the formica stains.
    >
    >Engines steam louder while riding the form I proclaim.

    Engineers ought to smile, inciting storms of rain.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
    #58

  19. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:16:54 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:46:22 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".
    >>>>>
    >>>>>In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.
    >>>>
    >>>>Insidious reams tower, dried for that formidable gain.
    >>>
    >>>Ensign steams prouder, deriding the formica stains.
    >>
    >>Engines steam louder while riding the form I proclaim.
    >
    > Engineers ought to smile, inciting storms of rain.

    Ingenious seers fought awhile, in sighting worms in pain.

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
    , Nov 20, 2007
    #59
  20. J. Raoul Xemblinosky

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:45:43 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:16:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:46:22 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:15 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:51 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:00 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:44:24 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have bridged it for dough, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Britches over Joisey?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rich is never noisy?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beg for moicy!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Segue moistly.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Osmosticize.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>I's most to size, too.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>To size or not to size, that is the question.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>The incisor, not twos' eyes, that is the quest, John.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Inside her or besides, that calls for some rest, man.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>In cider, four decide stat calls: foursome, "red men".
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>In city dreams, Trower tried quartet form. Never again.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Insidious reams tower, dried for that formidable gain.
    >>>>
    >>>>Ensign steams prouder, deriding the formica stains.
    >>>
    >>>Engines steam louder while riding the form I proclaim.
    >>
    >> Engineers ought to smile, inciting storms of rain.
    >
    >Ingenious seers fought awhile, in sighting worms in pain.

    Eugene sought meanwhile the sights of Fort Wayne.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

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    J. Raoul Xemblinosky, Nov 20, 2007
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