Re: My Shocking Story

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Suzieflame, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    > >wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    > >> wrote:

    >
    > >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame

    >
    > >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    > >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    > >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.

    >
    > >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    > >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?

    >
    > >> >> Let's find out, shall we?

    >
    > >> >can nature make a man of me yet?

    >
    > >> Why pamper life's complexities?

    >
    > >there's more to life than books you know...

    >
    > The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >

    That joke isn't funny anymore.
     
  2. Guest

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>
    >>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>
    >>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.

    >>
    >>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.

    >
    > Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.


    Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.

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  3. On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:40:50 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    wrote:
    >On Nov 18, 8:10 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:48 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> wrote:
    >> >On Nov 17, 12:55 pm, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com>
    >> >wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfu...@my-deja.com
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame

    >>
    >> >> >> <suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >> >> >> ><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >> >> >> >>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.

    >>
    >> >> >> >You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >> >> >> >are you still an angst-ridden teenager?

    >>
    >> >> >> Let's find out, shall we?

    >>
    >> >> >can nature make a man of me yet?

    >>
    >> >> Why pamper life's complexities?

    >>
    >> >there's more to life than books you know...

    >>
    >> The grease in the hair of a speedway operator?
    >>

    >That joke isn't funny anymore.


    Spineless swine, cemented minds.

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  4. On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>
    >>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>
    >>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.

    >>
    >> Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.

    >
    >Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.


    Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

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  5. Guest

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>
    >>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>
    >>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.

    >>
    >>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.

    >
    > Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.


    With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  6. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>
    >>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>
    >>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.

    >>
    >> Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.

    >
    >With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?


    I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  7. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>
    >>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>
    >>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.

    >>
    >>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?

    >
    > I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.


    My beard was twitching from delicious peas.


    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  8. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>
    >>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>
    >>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?

    >>
    >> I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.

    >
    >My beard was twitching from delicious peas.


    Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  9. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>
    >>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>
    >>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.

    >>
    >>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.

    >
    > Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?


    Why hear the wish with efficiency?


    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  10. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>
    >>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>
    >>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.

    >>
    >> Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?

    >
    >Why hear the wish with efficiency?


    "Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  11. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>
    >>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>
    >>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?

    >>
    >>Why hear the wish with efficiency?

    >
    > "Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.


    Why wear a wee bit just affinely?

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  12. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>
    >>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>
    >>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?

    >>
    >> "Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.

    >
    >Why wear a wee bit just affinely?


    Lie! There be a bot by nighly.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  13. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>
    >>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>
    >>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.

    >>
    >>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?

    >
    > Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >

    Try! Serbia wrought my diary.

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  14. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>
    >>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>
    >>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?

    >>
    >> Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>

    >Try! Serbia wrought my diary.


    Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  15. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>
    >>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>
    >>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.

    >>
    >>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.

    >
    > Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.


    The Shire be baudot (a reel).

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  16. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>
    >>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>
    >>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.

    >>
    >> Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.

    >
    >The Shire be baudot (a reel).


    Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  17. Guest

    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>
    >>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>
    >>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.

    >>
    >>The Shire be baudot (a reel).

    >
    > Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!


    I have bridged it for dough, see?

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  18. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>
    >>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>
    >>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).

    >>
    >> Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!

    >
    >I have bridged it for dough, see?


    Britches over Joisey?

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  19. Re: My Shocking Story

    On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>
    >>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>
    >>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).

    >>
    >> Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!

    >
    >I have bridged it for dough, see?


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    Re: My Shocking Story

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:01:50 -0600, wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:55:23 -0600, wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:49:36 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:12:40 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:26 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:17:03 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:50:56 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:52:35 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:44:54 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:34:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:16:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:07:38 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:42 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:08 -0600, wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:52:56 -0800 (PST), looselyfused@my-deja.com
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Nov 12, 9:20 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:39 +0100, Suzieflame
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><suziefl...@yachtmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:37:01 +0000, ReVulse
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVE.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I used to be a transsexual werewolf, but I'm all right
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, ducky.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You also used to be a Goth; have you grown out of that phase yet, or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you still an angst-ridden teenager?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Let's find out, shall we?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can nature make a man of me yet?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why pamper life's complexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why hamper life's perplexities?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why compare tripe reflexively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why declare strife defensively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why share one's wife defectively?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why dare one swipe infectious, see?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Try where it's reflective, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wear it with selective ease.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prepare it, then, in Red Chinese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Declare it, women wrench my knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cher hit her old man in the BVDs.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inheritor of gypsies, tramps and thieves.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Ferret Solipsism" on my Cramps CD.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Philosophwhimsical on thy bird and the bee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phil was inimical to trying Burt's knees.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fill us in, mimicking two flying birds sneeze.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Filet mignon, itching to fry two, please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>With a thing gone bitching, you try to please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>I heard you snitching on Alicia Keys.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>My beard was twitching from delicious peas.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why fear the witch wishing vicious seas?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why hear the wish with efficiency?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>"Sigh," wearily bitched Miss Emily.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Why wear a wee bit just affinely?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Lie! There be a bot by nighly.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Try! Serbia wrought my diary.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Shy Herbie bought diarrhea.
    >>>>
    >>>>The Shire be baudot (a reel).
    >>>
    >>>Thigh of Brigitte Bardot... whee!

    >>
    >>I have bridged it for dough, see?

    >
    > Britches over Joisey?


    Rich is never noisy?

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