On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: >"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: > >> >>> >>>>Jeez! >>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>him from flying period? >>> >>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>> >>> Talk about bizarre. >>> >>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>> presents. >>> >>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >> >> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. > > >I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. > If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a real situation with real stress.
Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the >Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: > >>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >> >>> >>>> >>>>>Jeez! >>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>him from flying period? >>>> >>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>>> >>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>> >>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>>> presents. >>>> >>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>> >>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >> >> >>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >> > >If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a >real situation with real stress. Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad, squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage, and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep breath and all is well with the world again! -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote: >Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the >>Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: >> >>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Jeez! >>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>>him from flying period? >>>>> >>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>>>> >>>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>>> >>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>>>> presents. >>>>> >>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>>> >>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >>> >>> >>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >>> >> >>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a >>real situation with real stress. > >Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the >offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad, >squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage, >and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it >into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep breath and all >is well with the world again! You know the truth of victim refusal. You are a natural being of light, Wavy G! I invite you to join me in bringing peace to usenet. Be well! Jade
Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >wrote: > >>Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the >>>Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: >>> >>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>Jeez! >>>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>>>him from flying period? >>>>>> >>>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>>>>> >>>>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>>>> >>>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>>>>> presents. >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>>>> >>>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >>>> >>>> >>>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >>>> >>> >>>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a >>>real situation with real stress. >> >>Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the >>offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad, >>squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage, >>and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it >>into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep breath and all >>is well with the world again! > >You know the truth of victim refusal. You are a natural being of >light, Wavy G! I invite you to join me in bringing peace to usenet. I will gladly offer my "services" to you. > >Be well! > >Jade -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in news:te3sp3djjjnqpqmmi2j4g7o2k82v6anplc@4ax.com: > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the > Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: > >>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >> >>> >>>> >>>>>Jeez! >>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>him from flying period? >>>> >>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>>> >>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>> >>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>>> presents. >>>> >>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>> >>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >> >> >>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >> > > If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a > real situation with real stress. > Honestly. On the bright side. Looks like another chew toy has volunteered to jump into the billabong with me. Bertie
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated: >Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the >>Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: >> >>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Jeez! >>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>>him from flying period? >>>>> >>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>>>> >>>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>>> >>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>>>> presents. >>>>> >>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>>> >>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >>> >>> >>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >>> >> >>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a >>real situation with real stress. > >Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the >offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad, >squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage, >and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it >into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep breath and all >is well with the world again! How about when you are piloting airplanes, huh, huh, huh?
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:39:30 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G ><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated: > >>Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the >>>Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: >>> >>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>Jeez! >>>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>>>him from flying period? >>>>>> >>>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety? >>>>>> >>>>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>>>> >>>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie >>>>>> presents. >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>>>> >>>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >>>> >>>> >>>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >>>> >>> >>>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a >>>real situation with real stress. >> >>Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the >>offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad, >>squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage, >>and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it >>into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep breath and all >>is well with the world again! > >How about when you are piloting airplanes, huh, huh, huh? I don't think you are supposed to throw paper out of airplanes. Littering on mother earth is insensitive anyway. Jade
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in news:nb8sp3hcrkq9vll2l4mq2f5e6r8ifb0ahl@4ax.com: > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G > <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated: > >>Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the >>>Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> bloviated: >>> >>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:479df316$0$24388 >>>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com: >>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>Jeez! >>>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there >>>>>>>somewhere over my house? >>>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify >>>>>>>him from flying period? >>>>>> >>>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight >>>>>> safety? >>>>>> >>>>>> Talk about bizarre. >>>>>> >>>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that >>>>>> Bertie presents. >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis. >>>>> >>>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag. >>>> >>>> >>>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years.. >>>> >>> >>>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a >>>real situation with real stress. >> >>Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the >>offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad, >>squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with >>rage, and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and >>shred it into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep >>breath and all is well with the world again! > > How about when you are piloting airplanes, huh, huh, huh? > I either make machine gun sounds or I make the FO make the coffee Depends on the situation. Bertie