In article <14abf43c-b561-452e-913c-1740e7029086 @s12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says... > While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came > upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. > Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you > doing?" > > "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. > > "You've gotta be kiddin' me." > > "No, would you like to give it a try?" > > Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his > arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the > other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, > jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. > > Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy > handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened > to you?" > > He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. > > When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in > sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear > and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..." Handcuffed nekkid to a tree? That might just answer a question I've had for a while. There are a couple of places down here where the land adjacent to the highway belongs to the state. There are signs that say: "State property. Anyone removing or molesting same will be prosecuted." The land is completely unimproved mountainside / forest, and I've been trying to figure out exactly *how* one molests a forest. I know we here in KKKalifornia are known for being a bit, ah, kinky, but I still have problems with the mental picture of a tree-hugger trying to hump a knothole. -- "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds" ....PK
PsychoChicken wrote: > The land is completely unimproved mountainside / forest, and > I've been trying to figure out exactly how one molests a > forest. Ask Plum Creek.
In article <1320948.W5NIkVTHqQ@montana.com>, bowman says... > PsychoChicken wrote: > > > The land is completely unimproved mountainside / forest, and > > I've been trying to figure out exactly how one molests a > > forest. > > Ask Plum Creek. Don't tell me you have kinky types up there in militia-land. I would've thought y'all would have used them for target practice. But then, I've always wondered about Little Jack Horner... -- "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds" ....PK
On Feb 2, 10:00?am, PsychoChicken <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote: > In article <1320948.W5NIkVT...@montana.com>, bowman says... > > > PsychoChicken wrote: > > > > The land is completely unimproved mountainside / forest, and > > > I've been trying to figure out exactly how one molests a > > > forest. > > > Ask Plum Creek. > > Don't tell me you have kinky types up there in militia-land. ?I > would've thought y'all would have used them for target practice. ? > But then, I've always wondered about Little Jack Horner... > > -- > > "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds" > ...PK Goto Manions.com, there's a KKK outfit listed for $300
